HI KIDS!!! YES,  IT'S   XINE(BBSA) WITH HIS 1ST EVER DEMO TALKING TO   >>YOU<<  NOW! WELL PEOPLE, SO HERE I AM IN MY FIRST EVER DEMO. I BET YOU LOT WOULD BE AMAZED AT THE TIME THIS DEMO TOOK ME -- IT TOOK YONKS (MAINLY 'COS I'M A TOTALLY LAZY GIT AND NEVER DO ANY WORK!) HEY KIDS! MAKE SOMEBODY HAPPY - PHONE AMERICA NOW!!! (BUT REMEMBER TO USE A CONDOM?) BUT NOW! KIDS! JUST WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR WHILE I MAKE A COFFEE(AND TEA!) HERE'S :----   CRISPY   HI GUYS AND GALS,THIS IS CRISPY OF THE SANDGROUNDERS CHEWING THE KEYBOARD. MY FRIENDS HAVE ALWAYS CALLED ME A MASTICATOR(OR WAS IT A MASTURB... OH NEVER MIND!). GREETS FROM ME(CRISPY,IN CASE YOU HAVE ALREADY FORGOTTEN) GO TO XINE(BBSA)& MR GRUMPY OF THE SANDGROUNDERS FIL,KRIZZ AND JON(PRACTICE MAY MAKE YOU PERFECT(ONE DAY)) OF SAE. STRETCH OF SUBCULTURE,STORMGOD OF ECSTASY AND CONFUSION(5-8-6)- ALSO BIG BIG HI'S TO ALL MEMBERS OF  EXTREME...  AN EXTRA SPECIAL MENTION TO THE MOST HUMUNGOUS PIECE OF S**T (XINE:WATCH THE ASTERISKS CRISPY!) IN THE EXPANSES OF KNOWN SPACE -- MR BOB HAY PS I AM SELLING CLOTH HAY DOLLS IF ANY OF YOU VOODOO TYPES FANCY STICKING PINS IN THEM (XINE:PLONK PLINK PLINK WONK! - NOPE,DOESN'T WORK!) WELL PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TRY KNITTING NEEDLES (XINE:BISH BOSH BOSH BOSH WHAM!!! - NOPE!) THAT'S A BLOW,WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GET ALL THE SOFTWARE PIRATES WHO EARN LOADS(!?) OF MONEY FROM PIRACY TO SET UP A CONTRACT ON HIM(PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE) - (XINE:NOT NICE,CRISPY) I KNOW IT'S NOT VERY PLEASANT BUT I'M SICK OF FAST (XINE:I SUGGEST YOU STOP EATING VINDALOOS THEN!) AHEM-I'M SICK OF FAST TAKING CREDIT FOR RAIDS THAT THEY ONLY TAG ALONG TO ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THEY CAN CATCH PIRATES. FAST ARE AS EFFICIENT AS MY MEMBER WAS WHEN I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD (XINE:PROBABLY MORE EFFICIENT THAN IT IS NOW-ASK ANY SHEEP!) BAAAAAAAAAAA, ACTUALLY I STAND BEHIND FAST AND ELSPA FOR THEIR NEW ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN - IT SEEMS A GOOD IDEA TO GRASS MY MATES UP FOR A GRAND(IT WOULD PROBABLY JUST ABOUT COVER THE HOSPITAL BILLS AND MAYBE A MARS BAR) (XINE:WELL,I THINK CRISPY LIKES FAST WHAT DO YOU THINK:ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD TO CRISPY'S HOUSE,CRISPY STREET,CRISPYTON,CRISPSHIRE, ENGLAND.) ANYWAY,THE KEYBOARD IS BEGINNING TO LOSE IT'S FLAVOUR AND XINE IS HAVING FITS OF WITHDRAWAL BECAUSE HE HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO TOUCH IT FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES SO IT'S BEEN NICE TALKING TO YOU - GOODBYE!!!!!!! XINE BACK AGAIN, WHAT A COMPLETE BANANA!!!! HAR HAR HAR WELL HERE I AM IN A SILLY SCROLLTEXT... DID YOU READ THE LAST ONE I HAD A HAND IN?? CODED BY GON (JON REALLY, BUT DON'T TELL HIM I TOLD YOU!), I AM CURRENTLY SAT HERE KEYING THIS IN (SUPRISINGLY ENOUGH) SAT IN SUNNY ENGLAND(HOLD ON-JUST 'AVE A LOOK OUT OF THE WINDOW)WELL OK,CLOUDY ENGLAND WRITING TO ALL YOU DEMO FREAKS OUT THERE. WELL THIS DEMO ISN'T MUCH,BUT AT LEAST IT TRIES TO BE FUNNY.JUST THINK HOW GOOD IT'LL BE WHEN I CAN ACTUALLY CODE!!! PS. IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE THAT HAS A SINE CALCULATOR THAT COMES OUT WITH DC.B/DC.W ASSEMBLER STATEMENTS?? IF YOU LOOK AT THE TOP 'SINE' THEN YOU'LL NOTICE THAT THERE'S A BIT OF A 'KINK' IN IT! THIS IS 'COS I WORKED IT OUT ON A PIECE OF GRAPH PAPER! I WONDER IF I AM THE WORST PERSON AT MATHS IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE? PROBABLY. PS IF YOU WANT TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME THEN YOU CAN PROBABLY MANAGE IT THROUGH SAE/SANDGROUNDERS/BLITTING IMAGE/SUBCULTURE I AM CURRENTLY THINKING ABOUT RELEASING SOURCE TO THE UNSUSPECTING PUBLIC ON PD. WHAT DO YOU THINK? ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD TO ONE OF THE ABOVE GROUPS... BUT NOW!! MYSTERY PRIZE TIME.. YES! THAT'S RIGHT I WAS TALKING BANANAS! WELL,SORRY,BUT IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD TO DO A SCROLLTEXT THEN YOU'LL KNOW THE PROBLEMS I AM HAVING THINKING OF THINGS TO SAY... PS. AS YOU HAVE PROBABLY NOTICED,THIS MESSAGE IS JUST THAT & THR BLUE TEXT IS THE GREETINGS WHICH I THOUGHT WAS QUITE CUDDLY. A QUICK MESSAGE TO F.A.S.T & ELSPA: OK, THEN BOYS WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU LOT SAW A DECENT AMIGA GAME FOR 2.99???! OR AN ADVENTURE FOR 6.99?! AND HOW ABOUT A BUSINESS PACKAGE FOR 9.50!! I WISH YOU LOT COULD TELL ME WHERE YOU BUY THINGS LIKE THIS (YOU SURE THEY'RE NOT PIRATED!!?) I MEAN, COME ON PEEPS DO YOU THINK FAST IS SO FULL OF S**T THAT THEY LOOK LIKE A COW-PAT OR WHAT? I THINK HACKERS/CRACKERS/CODERS ETC. SHOULD HAVE A BIG COMPETITION TO THINK OF THE BEST ACRONYM FOR FAST: MY ENTRY IS-   FAT       AND      SILLY     TWITS    CAN YOU THINK OF A BETTER ONE! PS. ANY RICH HACKERS OUT THERE,I THINK WE SHOULD PUT OUT PRO-PIRACY ADVERTS!!! AND HOW ABOUT FLOODING FAST'S HQ WITH MILLIONS OF BOGUS REPORTS HAR HAR HAR... BY THE WAY,FAST,WELL DONE AFTER 2 YEARS HARD WORK 1 PERSON CONVICTED IN CONNECTION WITH COMPUTER CRIME(AND THAT WASN'T ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU-AND NO 'I WAS IN THE SAME TOWN' DOESN'T COUNT) WELL, ENOUGH OF THIS,THAT'S ME GOING BACK INTO HIBERNATION TO DO THE NEXT DEMO... NICE TALKING TO YOU (THOUGH YOU MUST BE MAD TO HAVE READ ALL THAT RUBBISH... XINE(BBSA) GOING OFF FOR NOW.....  


                                                                   OOOERRRRR!!! LOOK! - ANOTHER SCROLLER!  GREETINGS FROM ME - XINE(BBSA) GO TO :   JON    OF SAE FOR HIS HELP AT THE START OF THIS DEMO - CHEERS JON... ALSO GREETS TO :  CRISPY  AND MR. GRUMPY OF THE SANDGROUNDERS BIG HI TO :   FIL       KRIZZ  COMRADE J. AND   T.I.W  (TOTALLY INSANE WATZNAME???) OF SHARE&ENJOY.. AND MEGA-GREETS TO THE REST OF SAE...  ALSO BIG HI'S TO CONFUSION(5-8-6) AND STORMGOD A HELLO MUST ALSO GO TO STRETCH AND ALL THE PEEPS IN SUBCULTURE ALSO HEARTY HELLOS TO :- SLIPSTREAM (BRILL DEMOS! - LOVE THE SOUNDTRACKS!) - D.O.C (ONE OF THE BEST EARLY GROUPS) - QUARTEX - PARANOIMIA(PS. PLEASE STOP SLAGGING PEOPLE OFF IT'S REALLY CHILDISH,YOU KNOW) RED SECTOR (WILD DEMOS) - CRYSIS - SCOOPEX (GREAT DEMOS!) - TSK - TAT - OBELISK CREW - THOMAS LANDSBURG (POI-POI RULES!) BLACK MONKS - MAHONEY&KACTUS (STONKING!) - ALPHAFLIGHT - MIRAGE (GERRY THE JOLLY GIRAFFE RULES OK!) - PLASMA FORCE - SLL (GREAT MUSAK!) - SPREADPOINT - DRUIDS - NORTHSTAR - PHENONEMA (NICE DEMOS!) - X-MEN - 007 - D-MOB - 7-UP CREW - HURRICANE - LOST BOYS - ILLUSIONS - DEATHSTAR - CRUSADERS - TREACL CREW (STONKING!) - EXTREME (PS CRISPY SAID HE ENJOYED THE PARTY!!!) - AND ANYONE I FORGOT, WHAT CAN I SAY? SORRY - BUT WHAT THE HECK? HELLO ANYWAY!!! TILL NEXT TIME.... XINE(BBSA)SIGNING OFF...