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 Fuck me ragged with a broken bottle twenty-two times! It's SAE Demodisk 42!
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 F1>  SAE "42" demo (Life, the universe and fucking everything maaan!)
 F2>  Alcatraz "Star" demo (Amazing what you can do in prison innit!(hehe!)
 F3>  Vision Sine-Intro (A real BIG ONE (fnarr!) with clever equalisers!)
 F4>  Digitech new demos (All who think this is lame can go fuck a rat!)
 F5>  Silents UK "Psycho Mutant Ninja Hippies on Acid" (Sums them up OK!)
 F6>  Paranoimia new intro (Vector Scrolly from an artistic angle!)
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   If you want to see if you are mentioned in our utterly exclusive greets, 
    then press ESC. When you're sick of this list of who's who in the
          group scene, then just press HELP for this screen again!  

     Hey wow, that's new! A demodisk compiled by T.I.W.! (Honest!!!??)

 All you insecure kids- Size isn't important. What matters is how big it is.