Sanity Presents A new Demo called Optimum Fuckup part one of the Confusion Trilogy Now you can't read anything: Hi Johann von Gambolputty de von Ausfern schplen den schlitter crass crenbon fried digger dingle dangle dongle dungle burstein von knacker trasher ap ple banger horowitz ticolensic grander knotty spelltincle grandlich grumble meyer spelterwasser kurstlich himbleei sen bahnwagen guten abend bitte ein nuernberger bratwur stle gerspurten mitz weimache luber hundsfut gumberaber shoenendanker kalbs fleisch mittlerau cher von Hautkopft of ULM! How is your Sister, Annemarie von Gambolputty de von Ausfern schplen den schlitter crass crenbon fried digger dingle dangle dongle dungle burstein von knacker trasher ap ple banger horowitz ticolensic grander knotty spelltincle grandlich grumble meyer spelterwasser kurstlich himbleei sen bahnwagen guten abend bitte ein nuernberger bratwur stle gerspurten mitz weimache luber hundsfut gumberaber shoenendanker kalbs fleisch mittlerau cher von Hautkopft of ULM, I heard she has problems with your mother, Katrin von Gambolputty de von Ausfern schplen den schlitter crass crenbon fried digger dingle dangle dongle dungle burstein von knacker trasher ap ple banger horowitz ticolensic grander knotty spelltincle grandlich grumble meyer spelterwasser kurstlich himbleei sen bahnwagen guten abend bitte ein nuernberger bratwur stle gerspurten mitz weimache luber hundsfut gumberaber shoenendanker kalbs fleisch mittlerau cher von Hautkopft of ULM! When you at last mary your friend, you will change the name from von Gambolputty de von Ausfern schplen- den schlitter crass- crenbon fried digger dingle dangle dongle dungle burstein von knacker trasher ap- ple banger horowitz ticolensic grander knotty spelltincle grandlich grumble- meyer spelterwasser kurstlich himbleei- sen bahnwagen guten- abend bitte ein nuernberger bratwur- stle gerspurten mitz weimache luber hundsfut gumberaber shoenendanker kalbs- fleisch mittlerau- cher von Hautkopft of ULM! to Annemarie Git. Not a good choise, your friend Sniffling Little Rat Git. The End IN SONG AND IN DANCE I EXPRESS MYSELF AS A MEMBER OF A HIGHER COMMUNITY. I HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO WALK AND SPEAK. I AM ON MY WAY TOWARD FLYING INTO THE AIR, DANCING. MY VERY GESTURES EXPRESS ENCHANTMENT. SUPER NATURAL SOUNDS EMINATE FROM ME. I FEEL MYSELF A GOD ! I WALK ABOUT ENCHANTED, IN ECSTASY LIKE THE GODS I SAW WALKING IN MY DREAMS. I AM NO LONGER AN ARTIST I HAVE BECOME A WORK OF ART. WELCOME TO OPTIMUM FUCKUP ! THE FIRST OF THE ESCAPE ACTS. AN ALTERNATIVE TO REALITY. DO YOU PROSTATE YOURSELF, MILLIONS ? DO YOU SENSE YOUR MAKERS, WORLD ? IF YOU DON'T LET US REMIND YOU: ALL CODE BY CHAOS ALL VISUALS BY HAVOK ALL AUDIOS BY JESTER MAKE YOUR DEAREST DREAMS COME TRUE AND CONTACT: CHAOS DIERK OHLERICH THUNER STRASSE 181 2160 STADE GERMANY TEL. 49 4141 69509 JESTER VOLKER TRIPP IN DER ZIEGELHEIDE15 4290 BOCHOLT GERMANY TEL. 49 2871 14692 TO GET IN TOUCH WITH OUR SWAPPING POWERS FEEL FREE TO WRITE TO ONE OF THESE ADDRESSES : DIDDLE MARC VASTERS FICHTENWEG 36 4290 BOCHOLT GERMANY THE PRIDE P.O. BOX 77 5800 NYBORG DENAMRK ZAPHOD POSTFACH 2131 2080 PINNEBERG GERMANY NOW LET US TACKLE SOME RUMOURS. IT HAS OCCURED TO US THAT THERE ARE A FEW POOR YOUNG MEN WHO BELIEVE THAT THEY ARE A FRENCH DIVISION OF SANITY. THEY ARE WRONG ! WE HAVE NEVER HAD A FOREIGN DIVISION AND WE WILL NOT HAVE ONE. THESE PEOPLE HAVE BECOME THE VICTIMS OF A BAD JOKE, PROBABLY INITIATED BY SOME LOW-LIFE CREEP WHO IS INTENDING TO CAUSE US TROUBLE. WE DO NOT KNOW WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS CRAP BUT WHOEVER IT WAS, HE DID NOT DO ANY HARM TO US BUT TO THE GUYS FROM FRANCE WHO LEFT THEIR GROUPS FOR BEING IN SANITY. MOREOVER WE WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME A NEW MEMBER WHO WILL CREATE GRAPHICS UNDER OUR LABEL FROM NOW ON. IT IS THE FAMOUS, THE GORGEOUS, THE ONE AND ONLY HAVOK !!! SO AS YOU SEE WE NOW HAVE TWO FOREIGN MEMBERS. THE PRIDE IN DENMARK AND HAVOK IN ENGLAND. TO AVOID FUTURE RUMOURS HERE IS OUR OFFICIAL UPDATED MEMBERLIST IN Z TO A ORDER. ZAPHOD SWAP ZAP CODE VIRGILL MUSIC THE PRIDE SWAP MR. PET CODE MICROFORCE CODE JESTER MUSIC HAVOK GRAPHICS FLOSOFT CODE DIDDLE SWAP CTHULHU GRAPHICS CRUISER GRAPHICS COUGAR GRAPHICS COSMOS CODE CHAOS CODE BIT ARTS MUSIC NOW GET READY FOR THE BORING PART HERE COME THE GREETS FROM DIDDLE AND JESTER TO: PANIC AND AGNOSTIC FRONT (FUNKY, BACKLASH, SNIPER, JUGGER, FLAGG, XXX) ANARCHY (JUDGE DROKK, TRIX, PINNY, CYBERSONIK, CONQUEST, FACET) CRUSADERS (ECS) OFFENCE (MOXY) AXIS (KR 33) REBELS (OMEGA) EX-RAZOR 1911 (SIM, DRAKE, MURDOCK, 16 BEAT) MIRAGE (RETEP, TOMCAT) MELON DEZIGN (SEEN) BRAINSTORM (PEACE, CHESTER, ORLANDO, AXEL) ALCATRAZ (CONTROL, DISNEY) SILENTS (911, DARYL, BAROCK, ASTRO) DREAMDEALERS (MOBY) PMC (LORD HELMET) ANIMATORS (DR AVALANCHE, MORBID, LARS) TRSI (DREAMER, PEACHY, WARHEAD, TSM) KEFRENS (KRUEGER) ANDROMEDA (MCS) DUAL CREW (STOOKIE, LEEBOLD, RED DEVIL) STATIC BYTES (QUACKBUSTER) FAIRLIGHT (BREGO) MAJIC 12 (CRUISER) KADETT CREW (ORKY) WE FEEL DEEPLY SORRY FOR ALL THE ONES WE HAVE FORGOTTEN. MOREOVER WE FEEL THE DESIRE TO POINT OUT OUR RESPECT FOR A VERY SPECIAL INSTITUTION OF THE AMIGA SCENE. THE MAN WHO GIVES US ALL A SMILE EVERY DAY, THE MAN WHO BRIGHTENS UP OUR GREY AND BORING LIVES, THE VERY DISTINGUISHED JAN DERK MALLANDER WE THANK YOU, OH MASTER, FOR ALWAYS FINDING NEW WAYS OF MAKING YOURSELF DISLIKED AND BY THIS EXPOSING YOUR RIDICULOUSNESS TO EVEN THE HUMBLEST MEMBER OF THE SCENE. PLEASE DO NOT STOP YOUR ACTIVITIES BECAUSE THIS WOULD MEAN A GREAT LOSS TO ALL OF US. AND THERE IS ANOTHER THING THAT WE BEG YOU TO DO, OH LORD ! PLEASE TRY TO SELL THIS LITTLE DEMO AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE TO MAKE EVEN MUCH MORE MONEY WITH THE WORK OF OTHER PEOPLE THAN YOU CURRENTLY DO. WE WERE ACTUALLY BORN TO BE EXPLOITED, WE ARE YOUR FAITHFUL SLAVES AND SERVANTS AND IT IS OUR SOLE AIM TO ENRICH YOU AND TO MAKE YOU LIVE A LIFE OF TREMENDOUS WEALTH. AMEN ! ANOTHER DUDE WHO WE WORSHIP DURING OUR FREE TIME IS AN ATHLETIC YOUNG INDIVIDUAL WHO GOES BY THE HANDLE OF GHOST OF INTERACTIVE YES, HE IS ONE OF THE RARE EXAMPLES OF A PERFECT MIND IN A PERFECT BODY. BOTH, HIS BODY AND HIS MIND, ARE PERFECTLY ILL AND PERFECTLY UGLY. WE APPRECIATE THE HONESTY OF THIS MAN. HE IS A TRUE FRIEND TO EVERYONE HE KNOWS. HE IS SO HONEST THAT HE SUDDENLY FOUNDS AN ANTI RED KNIGHT OF TEK CLUB WHO HAS BEEN HAS PAL FOR A VERY LONG TIME ONLY BECAUSE HE HAS NOTICED THAT SOME FAMOUS DUDES DO NOT LIKE THIS GUY. DOING SO HE OVERLOOKS THE FACT THAT HE IS EVEN MUCH MORE DISLIKED THAN HIS FORMER PAL RED KNIGHT. A TRULY AWESOME BEHAVIOUR, ISN'T IT ? THIS IS THE KIND OF PEOPLE THAT OUR SOCIETY CAN COUNT ON. GHOST WILL ALWAYS STAND UP FOR HIS IDEAS AND NEVER GIVE IN TO A PUBLIC OPINION HE IS A TRUE INDIVIDUALIST. TO OUR MINDS, GHOST WOULD BE THE PERFECT FOLLOW-UP TO OUR FORMER IDOL WAVE OF DESIGN WHO HAS UNFORTUNATELY LEFT THE SCENE. NOW OUR TOP TEN CHART OF PEOPLE WHO WE ADMIRE ALMOST AS MUCH AS JAN DERK MALLANDER AND GHOST OF INTERACTIVE: 1) DR. KNOW AND SCULPTOR OF PROTON LTD. 2) SLY AND RABBIT INJECTION OF TREACL 3) MIKE D OF COMPLEX 4) WAVE OF EX-DESIGN 5) STEFAN HUELS 6) HEAD OF ALCATRAZ 7) NAVY OF VANISH 8) FLAXX OF BLOODSUCKERS 9) STEFAN VIOLA 10) ICECUBE OF TSB WE WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW HOW MUCH RESPECT WE FEEL FOR YOU. WE KNEEL BEFORE YOU, OUR UNWORTHY MOUTHS OPEN WIDE, ADORING YOUR SUPERIOUR MINDS AND YOUR MATURITY. THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH WORDS TO CORRECTLY DESCRIBE YOUR ENORMOUS MENTAL STRENGTHS AND SUPERNATURAL POWERS. WHY DON'T YOU GET YOURSELF A DICTIONARY TO UNDERSTAND ALL OF THIS, OH OUR MASTERS ? EEEK! OH DEAR.. SEEMED TO HAVE STEPPED ON SOMETHING DELICATE.. OH DEAR.. SHIVER ME'TIMBERS! LAND AHEAD! ENG LAND! ENG ER LAND! PLAYED REALLY CRAP FOOTBALL IN SWEDEN. SHAME REALLY. LOOK OUT FOR MY SOON TO BE RELEASE ALBUM ENTITLED "OH DEAR HOW SAD" 16 MIND NUMBING COMPOSITIONS CHUCKED TOGETHER BY H.A.VOK (LTD) ONLY AVAILABLE FROM TELEDISC 24.99 VISA AND ACCESS ACCEPTED.. RIGHT MAYBE SOME NICE TEXT COMING TO A MONITOR NEAR YOU SOON.. FROM H.A.VOK (THE ONLY REAL QUALITY VOK'S YOU CAN GET). H.A.VOK.. FOR THE BEST IN CHINESE COOKING.. STEWED SEAWEED SPECIAL THIS MONTH ONLY.. BRING YOUR TOWEL! THE 3 AMIGO'S BUMPED TOGETHER IN A FREAK ACCIDENT DURING A CARIBBEAN CRUISE (WELL LONDON ANYWAY, AND COME TO THINK OF IT, CHAOS WAS IN STADE, AND REALLY THERE WASN'T A BOAT IN SIGHT). ANYWAY.. CHAOS HAD SOME FINE IDEAS.. JESTER A FINE PIECE OF MUSIC.. AND ME A HEADACHE. AFTER MUCH DELIBERATION AND SWEAT (BLOODY HOT HERE) FINALLY A FUCKUP AT OPTIMUM LEVEL WAS ACHIEVED.. MAIN GRAPHICAL ASPECTS REALISED WITHIN 1-2 DAYS.. SO APOLOGIES FOR THE NOT-SO-GOOD FONT.. (BOO-HOO). YOU WILL ALL ENJOY THIS DEMO DENTRO DENTIST INTRO.. OR.. MORE LIKELY THAN NOT, YOU WILL SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST.. ENOUGH SILLINESS: ON THE 17TH OF JUNE 1992 JESTER IS SITTING RIGHT HERE IN GOOD OLD ENGLAND SMOKING AN OAK PIPE. IT'S GETTING LATE, MY ARSE IS PROSTRATE. I MUST SAY I WAS VERY IMPRESSED BY THE EARLY VERSIONS OF THIS PRODUCT, AND I AM HOPING LIKE MAAAAAD THAT IT WILL BE SUCCESSFUL IN THE BITCHY WORLD OF AMIGA ENTHUSIASTS. TOO MUCH DEATH.. LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH (!) THE TUNE IN THIS DEMO IS REALLY GOOD EH?! WOW! BOP BOP! DE DE..LALA BANG! BOP BOP.. ... ROCK!.. COOR ANYWAY !I! THINK IT'S GREAT, AND TOGETHER WITH THE WORK OF BOTH MYSELF AND THE EPONYMOUS CHAOS WE THINK ITS ENTERTAINMENT AT A FUCKED UP LEVEL! .. DE DUM! BOP ROCK!!! TRADITIONAL AHOY'S: BOB, EZY THE LIVING PERM, RON, GARY THE HAND!, EGGROLL, NIC, JANE THE PROVERBIAL PAIN, DWEAMY WARRIOR, ANDY, BJ0RN LYNNE, ALTA IN THE ARMY!, JEZ, SVEN (BECAUSE THERE'S ALWAYS A SVEN), AND MOST OF ALL NONE OF YOU FORGET! WINONA RYDER IS (QUITE POSSIBLY) GOD BEFORE I GO, SEE LAWNMOWER MAN (JESTER AND I BOTH ADVISE IT! IT'S SCI FI ALRIGHT! TWISTED MAYBE! BUT ENTERTAINING IN THE END..).. OH, AND MY RESPECT AND HOIPS TO ALL SANITY MEMBERS! ESPECIALLY TO THE BUDDIES IN LIME.. JESTERBABE.. KEEP UP THE WOW! WORK! BOP BOP! ROCK! AND CHAOS.. EEEK! AMAZING STUFF! TWIST TWIST.. ZOOOOM..! KEEP SMILING! ERM! SORRY.. WENT ON A BIT I SUPPOSE.. I DUNNO, CAN'T STOP TYPING.. CLICK CLICK CLICK.. . . (Somebody switched him of...) Now I got the file and I (Chaos) will write a few words. That means a rapid drop in the quality of language but as long as I don't try to write cool it should be OK. There's nothing more rediculous then an Idiot trying to write something cool in english (with much slang, of course), but he can't even spell basterd, bastad, bastard! (like all true members of the master race (got it? (and you know it's chaos writing: Bracket Overflow! ()))). Forst some very vew messages because I am under time pressure: Hi to all my friends on Amiga and ST, please don't be angry that I don't write back at the moment, I hope I will find the time in the next weeks (I have to work in a holyday camp for 7 to 15 year old kids because of my civil service. that's the reason for my shortage on time). Message to Mage of Cytax: OH, you are so smart, everybody should code musicdisks with dos loader, even if they would run only on 1meg amigas if they do so because the operating system eats much memory. and my hardloader is so bad that I had only 2 complains about it till now. jesterday even runs on the A3000, as well as this demo does. By the way, it is possible to install jesterday on harddisk, i will release a short installation programm very soon. And don't talk about fast dos loaders, you don't know the basic rules. one file for each article? LAME, try out the seek-comand and save about 1.5 blocks for each article (header and 1/2 Block of lost data). when it comes to fast dos loading have a look at the zine code and learn how to code a prefetching that does not disturb the display at all. and please don't fear that any veteran coder feels offended when he reads the codercorner, he will have a good laugh if he sees the rotation formulas. matrix calculations are faster, more precise and much easier to optimise and code (just think about realtime calculated dot spheres). thats enough about coding lessons, I continue with a few greets: Hi Weaponmaster of Cytax, hope to meet you soon on a party. Cougar of Detect (not the same as cougar of Sanity): thanks for the diskloading hint, how is you mag doing? at least YOU know about Seek()! Hannibal (ex sunjohn) of anarchy: hope you will continue to code a screen from time to time, just think about the end of Panther. he's brilliant and now he codes silly low-cost games... Oh, dear, I have to stop now or I run out of time, i hope I can come with more greets in my next production, now I continue with a scroll i wrote earlier: I Want to write why i did this program. I did it to demonstrate the possibilities of a new zoom routine I introduced in the Jesterday menu. I wantet to make shure that nobody can claim this for himself, because i did not use it to it's limits in Jesterday. Offence came out with something similar, but you can't compare it. They put the logo in all different sizes in the Memory, and then they simply do some Modulo stess. The possibilities of this method is very limited because of the extreme usage of Memory. I need only a sixteenth of the memory they would need, so I can do much bigger Logos, more logos and even a scroller. It's almost like a real hardware-zoom. But the copperlist is a bit overloaded, I didn't manage to implement shading (please notice that I avoided the word impossible, because I did almost all things I ever thought to be impossible, impossible effect take usually about half a year of thinking..) Still somebody there ???????????????????? OK, lets continue... I apologise for the small bugs and unfinished bits in this demo: AN APOLOGISE I had very few time to finish the last bits, so I had to work very quickly. Especially the movements are ugly, and I didn't implement real perspective, although I know everything about forward differencing and the squared equations you need for this task. Sorry Please excuse the typing errors, but i really didn't have the time to check them out. Scroll repeats, please ignore missing dashes, this font has no dashes!