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LEFT AMIGA STORE PAGE RIGHT AMIGA RECALL STORED PAGE ESC EXITS - PRESS HELP TO BACK TO THE MAGAZINE - **************************************** * * * FREEDOM CRACK * * * * ISSUE 3 * * * **************************************** RELEASED BY SAVAGE ON 20-09-90 CODING BY FILIPPETTO MUSIC BY FILIPPETTO EVERY ARTICLE SHOWS THE AUTHOR'S NAME SEND ARTICLES AND ADVERTISEMENTS (FREE) TO THESE ADDRESSES: FILIPPO RIZZI P.O.BOX 46 VIA VESCOVADO 39 8607 KAPFENBERG 35100 PADOVA - ITALY AUSTRIA -- PRESS HELP FOR COMMAND OVERVIEW! -- EDITORIAL ---------------------------------------- WE KEEP ON RECEIVE YOUR LETTERS WITH CONGRATULATIONS AND SO ON, AND WE THANK YOU. WE THANK ALSO ALL PEOPLE WHO SENT 1 DISK TO RECEIVE THE MAG AND 1 EXTRA DISK FOR US! A LITTLE NOTE: IF YOU SENT US AN ARTICLE AND YOU DON'T SEE IT PUBLISHED IN THIS ISSUE, THIS MEANS THAT IT COMES INTO THE NEXT ISSUE! WE ALSO THANK ALL PEOPLE WHO SENT THEIR ARTICLES JUST ONE THING: WE HAVE RECEIVED JUST A FEW BEER CHARTS: COME ON, SEND THEM SO THAT WE'LL PUBLISH THE FIRST BEER TOP 3 IN THE NEXT ISSUE!!! BYE AND SEE YA THE EDITORS LETTERS TO THE EDITORS ---------------------------------------- HELLO, AFTER READING THE FIRST ISSUE OF FREEDOM CRACK I WAS DISSAPOINTED SUCH AS THE COLORS AND THE AD PAGE, BUT THE ARTICLES WERE REALLY GOOD AND I'M SURE THE PROBLEMS WILL IRON OUT. I HOPE SAVAGE WILL CHANGE FROM THE OTHER BIG GROUPS AND THAT YOU LET THE LITTLE ONES HAVE THEIR SAY. ALSO, I WOULD LIKE TO OFFER MY SERVICES AS A STAFF WRITER FOR YOUR WELL 'ARD MAG SPOOK OF MEDIATOR -- FIRST THANX FOR YOUR LETTER. WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE WE IMPROVED OUR MAG. WE ALSO WILL GIVE SMALL GROUPS A CHANGE! OF COZ WE WOULD LIKE IT IF YOU WOULD WRITE ARTICLES FOR US. WE WAIT FOR'EM! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - YO! THANXXX FOR THE REAL COOL DISK-MAG! I HOPE THAT IT WILL GET BIGGER! ESPECIALLY I LIKED THE INTERVIEW WITH XXXXXXXXX IN THE FIRST ISSUE. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! IVAN DALE, NORWAY -- WELL, WE ARE HAPPY THAT YOU LIKED OUR FREEDOM CRACK SO MUCH... IT WILL GET BIGGER, FOR SURE, BUT OUR MAG MUST HAVE PLACE IN RAM, COZ IT DON'T LOAD ANYTHING FROM DISK. IF YOU DON'T KNOW FOR WHAT THE XXXXXXXXX STANDS FOR... HERE IS THE SOLUTION: SEDUCTION, A LAME AND UNKNOWN GROUP FROM AUSTRIA. GOT IT? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - NEWS CORNER ---------------------------------------- ZOMBIE BOYS HAVE 3 NEW MEMBERS: RATTLEHEAD, REMIX AND TUAREG ---------------------------------------- - - - STERLING OF SAVAGE, THE FOUNDER, - - GOT PISSED OF THE SCENE AND - - STOPPED ALL AND THROW HIS - - COMPUTER OUT OF THE WINDOW! - - - - SAVAGE IS STILL ALIVE! NEW H.Q.? - - - ---------------------------------------- AMIGA WORLD 90 IN VIENNA FROM 27 - 30.9.1990 PLACE: WIENER MESSEPALAST MEET SOME SAVAGE GUYS... LOOK OUT FOR THE SAVAGE STICKERS OR CONTACT THE SAVAGE HQ FOR MORE INFOS SEE YA ALL! THE GUY FROM PARANOIMIA WHO WAS CAUGHT BY THE POLICE WAS THE ORGANIZER OF THE GROUP WHO BROUGHT SOME VERY HARD STUFF THROUGHT THE BORDERLINE OF HOLLAND AND GERMANY BY HIS TRIP HIS WAS CAUGHT BY THE POLICE. SO THAT'S THE REASON WHY THE GROUP HAS SPLITTED. ONE PART JOINED THE NEW GROUP SKID ROW AND THE OTHER PART THYRONE. ---------------------------------------- ALSO A RUMOR IS THAT THE PART WITH THE BBS IN BERLIN OF SUPPLEX JOINED THYRONE. THE OTHER PART OF SUPPLEX WORKS ON UNDER THE NAME SUPPLEX. ---------------------------------------- PARANOID LEFT PHAZE 101 AND JOINED ZERO DEFECTS! HE JUST CODED HIS FIRST DEMO IN ZD... ---------------------------------------- MAYBE THE ABAKUS PARTY IN MAILAND WON'T TAKE PLACE DUE TO PROBS WITH THE DISCO! A LOT OF GUYZ FROM ZD, DOP, SAVAGE, ABAKUS, AGGRESSORS AND SO ON WILL MEET IN THE SMAU IN MAILAND AT THE END OF SEPTEMBER!!! TRAX OF ROYAL AMIGA FORCE LEFT TO MIAMI, FLORIDA AND WILL BE BACK IN 3 MONTHS HE HOPES TO ANSWER TO ALL LETTERS IN ABOUT 1 WEEK ---------------------------------------- SBC IS DEAD! THEY FORMED TOGETHER WITH SIDON, LIGHTNING (EX VISION FACTORY MEMBER) AND WITH SOME OTHER COOL GUYS LIKE DOOM (SOUTH AFRICA) THE NEW MEGACOOL GROUP 'ZEUS'!! ---------------------------------------- SUM PHONE NEWS FROM CELTIC HQ: ...IT'S TRUE THAT CELTIC KICKED OUT THEIR SUBGROUP HIGHLANDER ! ...THERE IS NO CELTIC COPYPARTY! ...CELTIC GOT ONLY MEMBERS FROM AVOID OR SUMTHIN' LIKE THAT....! ---------------------------------------- EXORCIST OF ARGONY GOT BUSTED!BUT HE'LL CONTINUE HIS SWAPPIN' BUSINESS AND FUCK TO THE POLICE!!! THE RIGHT WAY,DUDES! ---------------------------------------- ADICTOR/SPECIAL BROTHERS GOT BUSTED BUT HE ALSO CONTINUES SWAPPING! ---------------------------------------- ANARCHO/SIGN GOT A NEW NOSE! NO JOKE! (LOOKS PRETTY FUCKED, BASTARD!) ---------------------------------------- SUPPLEX SPLITTED IN THYRONE AND SUPPLEX! ---------------------------------------- HIRTER IS THE BEST BEER?? ---------------------------------------- BIGOD20 LEFT SCOOPEX AND JOINED TRISTAR ---------------------------------------- BITJOKER (EX ITALTRONIC), VICTIM & SODOM (EX ANIMATORS)JOINED SAVAGE!WELCOME PALS ---------------------------------------- SAIGON/SAVAGE + ANUS(EX HITCHER)/SIGN WENT OUT FOR A HOT BOOZING NIGHT! SAIGON GOT REALLY FUCKED UP WITH BEER AND ANUS USED SUM ANTIBIOTIC WITH BEER 2 GET MORE EFFICIENCY ---------------------------------------- REVCORE LEFT SAVAGE AND FOUNDED HIS OWN GROUP RELAX ! DEPODE LEFT SAVAGE & JOINED ALPHAFLIGHT ---------------------------------------- ZEDY(EX CHROM) JOINED SAVAGE! ---------------------------------------- ENERGY OPENED A BOARD IN GERMANY ---------------------------------------- BENEFIT/REBELS HAS RENAMED INTO JANITOR ---------------------------------------- WE WANT TO ORGANIZE A BIG MEETING AND BOOZING PARTY AT THE AMIGA-WORLD FROM 27.9 TILL 30.9 IN VIENNA (AUSTRIA!)! FOR MORE INFOS CONTACT THE SAVAGE HQ! ---------------------------------------- DUPLEX HAS 2 NEW MEMBERS: SPACEHIKER AND COMEDIA... WELCOME! ---------------------------------------- ******************* * DEMO REVIEWS! * ******************* MAYBE YOU NOTICED THAT IN THE PREVIOUS ISSUE THERE WASN'T THE DEMO CORNER. THIS BECAUSE WE DECIDED TO CHANGE FORMULA: IF YOU WROTE A DEMO AND YOU WANT IT 2 B REVIEWED, SEND US THE DISK AND WE'LL JUDGE IT. THEN WE'LL MAKE THE CHART OF ALL DEMOS WE RECEIVED. ALL DISKS WE RECEIVED WILL BE SENT BACK WITH THE NEW ISSUE OF FREEDOM CRACK. REVIEW WILL INCLUDE VALUATIONS AND WILL SHOWS CREDITS AND SIZE FOR EACH DEMO! INTERVIEW WITH ARMIN OF A B A K U S BY STERLING ---------------------------------------- 1. INTRODUCE YOURSELF! (AGE,...) -=>I'M AN 19 YEARS OLD BOY AND THE ORGANIZER OF ABAKUS. I AM ONLY ORGANIZING ALL ACTIVITIES OF THE GROUP. 2. WHEN WAS ABAKUS FOUNDED AND WHO WAS FOUNDER? -=>ABAKUS WAS FOUNDED 2 1/2 YEARS AGO MONTHS AFTER THE CEBIT. THE FOUR FOUNDERS ARE: 3 FROM WOD, 1 FROM WOC 3. HOW MANY KIDS/BOYS/MEN ARE IN ABAKUS? -=>AT THE MOMENT ARE 13 BOYS IN ABAKUS. THE HOLE CREW ARE: GUIDO, PATRICK, OLAF, THILO, HARALD, MARTIN, ALEKS, INGO, PUDY, WILFRIED, HERBERT,FLORIAN AND OF COZ I, ARMIN. 4. HAVE YOU BEEN IN ANOTHER GROUP BEFORE YA FOUNDED ABAKUS? -=>BEFORE I FOUNDED ABAKUS I WAS IN WARRIORS OF DARKNESS. I THINK ALSO A GREAT GROUP (TWO YEARS OLD GROUP). 5. TELL ME YOUR OTHER HOBBIES! -=>I LIKE TO PARTY, TO PLAY SQUASH AND I MAKE SOME PROGRAMM-PARTS FOR AN TV CHANNEL IN BERLIN. 6. WHICH KIND OF MUSIC TO YOU LIKE? TRASH METAL? OH NO, TRASH METAL IS A KIND OF MUSIC I DON'T LIKE. I LIKE MUSIC LIKE HOUSE MUSIC AND ALSO SOME KIND OF POPMUSIC PLAYED IN DISCOS. 7. WHAT TO YOU DO ON SATURDAY EVENINGS? -=>OH, IN BERLIN YOU CAN TO A LOT ON SATURDAY EVENINGS LIKE DISCOS,CINEMA, OPEN AIR FESTIVALS, PARTYS, CONCERTS AND THINGS LIKE THAT, BUT AT THE MOMENT I PREFER TO GO TO METROPOL THE BEST DISCO IN BERLIN. (-ED: ADDRESS: NOLLENDORFPLATZ 5. DISCO FOR 3000 KIDS.) 8. WHAT CAN WE EXPECT FROM ABAKUS IN THE FUTURE? -=>WE HOPE THAT YOU CAN SEE SOON NEW CRACKS, TRAINERS AND THINGS LIKE THAT FROM US, BUT AT THE MOMENT WE CODE A LOT OF GAMES FOR SOFTWARE COMPANYS. 9. WHAT WAS YOU BIGGEST SUCCESS? -=>AT THE MOMENT WE HAVE SOLD SOME GAMES LIKE TERRORLINER. AND SOON TWO NEW GAMES WITH NEW TECHNIC DETAILS. HOPE TO SELL THEY VERY WELL. 10.WHO ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS IN THE SCENE? -=>MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE SCENE ARE THE GUYS IN OUR GROUP, MARK OF SUPPLEX AND MUSIC STEVE. 11.TO YOU LIKE COPYPARTIES? -=>SOMETIMES I LIKE COPYPARTIES, BUT AT THE LAST PARTY I WAS (TBS), A GUY HAS STOLEN MY DRIVE. SO IN THE NEXT TIME DON'T TAKE SOME THINGS WITH ME IF I GO TO A COPYPARTY. 12.TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE BEER AND DRINK -=>MY FAVOURITE BEER IS GIN-TONIC OR GIN BITTER. I DON'T LIKE BEER, SORRY! (-ED: NO BEER, NO LIFE!) ON LONG ACROSS THE WEEKEND MY FAVOURITE DRINK IS COCA COLA AND A CUP OF COFFEE! 13.DO YOU LIKE THE HAMBURGERS FROM MC DONALDS? -=>OH NO! IT TASTES LIKE THINGS IN A TRASHCAN! 14.WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN ABAKUS? -=>MY MAIN FUNCTION IS TO ORGANIZE THE ACTIVITIES IIN THE ILLEGAL AND LEGAL AREA. AND OF COURSE I'M ALSO SWAPPING WITH SOME COOL GUYS. SOON I'LL BE A MODEM FREAK. 15.IS THERE TO MUCH BUSINESS IN THE SCENE AT THE MOMENT? -=>I THINK IN THE SCENE EXIST A LOT OF BUSINESS. THAT'S ALSO A THEME OF OUR GROUP:'YOUR PLEASURE IS OUR BUSINESS' THE SCENE CHANGES THE MEDIUM FROM SENDING WITH THE MAIL TO SENDING WITH MODEM (MORE AND MORE BAUD-RATE). THE SCENE WILL BE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. 16.TELL ME SOME LEGENDS ON THE AMIGA! -=>I THINK ACKERLIGHT WAS A GREAT GROUP ON THE AMIGA (HELLO FRIENDS IF YOU ARE READING THIS) ALSO A LEGEND ON AMIGA WERE UNIT A (HELLO F.) AND HQC (HELLO R.)! 17.DO YA HAVE PROBS WITH THE POLICE? -=>OUR HOLE GROUP HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH THE PLAGUE CALLED POLICE. ESPECIALLY OUR PART IN BERLIN BECAUSE THEY HAVE A SPY BY THE POLICE. WE'RE IMFORMATED ABAUT ALL ACTIVITIES OF THE POLICE IN BERLIN. 18.SOMETHING MORE TO SAY? -=>THANKS FOR THE SPACE FOR MESSAGES SO I USE IT. I SAY HELLO TO OUR LITTLE PART IN ITALY CALLED PATRICK (NA WIE SIEHT'S AUS MIT DER DEMO FUER DIE PARTY?), MARK OF SUPPLEX (SCHICK MAL DAS VIDEO BAND ZURUECK!), CINCLANT OF DESASTER AREA (KEEP ON SENDING MORE FASTER!), MR.ACID OF IPEC ELITE AND EXIS OF IMAGE! I SEND ALSO A FUCKING TO THE GUY WHO HAS STOLEN MY DRIVE ON THE TBS-PARTY! ---------------------------------------- THAT'S ALL, SEE YA ON A PARTY! STERLING IN 1990 INTERVIEW WITH TERMINATOR X OF SYSTEM 5 BY STERLING ---------------------------------------- FC: DESCRIBE YOURSELF, PLEASE! S5: HY, I AM TERMINATOR X, 18 YEARS OLD AND I AM A MEMBER OF SYSTEM 5. I DO SOME ELITE MAILTRADING AND TOGETHER WITH BEYONDER WE MAKE ALL THE HIGH QUALITY PACKS. MY HOBBIES ARE OF COZ COMPUTER. I OFTEN LISTEN TO PUBLIC ENEMY BECOZ THEY ARE THE NO.1 IN THINGS LIKE RAP. (YOUNG MC IS BETTER - ED) MY OTHER HOBBIES ARE BOOZING AND SO ON. FC: HAVE YA BEEN IN ANOTHER GROUP BEFORE YOU JOINED SYSTEM 5? S5: YES, BEFORE I HAVE JOINED SYSTEM 5 I WAS THE TRADER FROM OLMECS. FC: WHAT WAS THE BIGGEST SUCCESS OF SYSTEM 5? S5: I THINK EVERYTHING WHAT WE MAKE IS A BIG SUCCESS, BUT OUR PACKS ARE ONE OF THE BEST IN THE SCENE. FC: WHAT DO YA THINK ABOUT THE SCENE AT THE MOMENT? S5: I THINK, THAT THE MODEM-ACTIVITIES ARE QUITE TO MUCH! WITHOUT MODEM YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE AS AN ELITE MAILTRADER. FC: WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE BEER? S5: I LIKE ALL KIND OF 'WEIZEN' BEERS AND ESPECIALLY 'BANANA WEIZEN' (SEND A BOTTLE! -ED) FC: WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES EXCEPT SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER? S5: I ENJOY GOING IN SOME PUBS TO HAVE A COOL CHAT WITH MY FRIENDS OR JUST TO BOOZE SOMETHING. FC: HOW MANY KIDS ARE IN SYSTEM 5 AT THE MOMENT? ONLY GERMANS? S5: NOPE, OF COURSE WE HAVE SOME FOREIGN MEMBERS. WE HAVE A CODER IN NORWAY (EX FREEDOM FORCE) AND WE HAVE A DIVISION IN SWITZERLAND. FOR A FEW WEEKS THE BEST GUYS FROM PRIME EVIL HAVE JOINED US AND THEY ARE VERY ACTIVE AT THE MOMENT. ALL IN ALL I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MEMBERS SYSTEM 5 HAVE. FC: YOUR BEST FRIENDS IN THE SCENE ARE: S5: I THINK ALL OF MY CONTACTS ARE VERY GOOD FRIENDS AND THATS BECOZ I DON'T WANT TO RANK ALL GUYS! FC: SOMETHING MORE TO SAY? S5: YES, OF COZ!!! I WANNA GREET ALL SYSTEM 5 MEMBERS AND ALL MY CONTACTS AROUND THE GLOBE AND BEYOND. WATCH OUT FOR OUR NEWEST RELEASES. IF YOU WANT TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME WRITE TO: PLK 027786 D D-7500 KARLSRUHE WEST GERMANY ---------------------------------------- IF YOU WANT US TO MAKE AN INTERVIEW WITH YOU THEN JUST WRITE US! YOU FIND THE ADDRESSES SOMEWHERE IN THE MAG, IF NOT YOU ARE BLIND! INTERVIEW WITH BIGOD 20 OF TRISTAR BY STERLING --------------------------------------- 1. INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO OUR READERS! HI, I AM BIGOD 20 OF TRISTAR AND MY AGE IS 22 (OH GOSH, I AM A GRANDPA) 2. WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN TRISTAR? I TRY TO CODE COOL DEMOS (LOOK OUT), SOMETIMES I DO A CRACK AND IF GOD WILL, I BECOME A MODEMTRADER. 3. HAVE YOU BEEN IN OTHER GROUPS BEFORE YOU JOINED TRISTAR? OF COZ, FIRST I WAS IN ... AND THEN IN ... AND THEN I JOINED SCOOPEX. BUT UNFORTUNATLY THIS PARTNERSHIP DID NOT HOLD VERY LONG COZED ON SOME TROUBLES WITH NO MODEM, NO ORIGINALS AND NO CRACKS. BUT I WILL TAKE THIS CHANCE TO SAY A VERY BIG THANXXXX TO RANGER AND IMAGIC OF SCX FOR BEEING VERY COOL FRIENDS!!!! 4. TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT TRISTAR AND THE RUMOURS THAT TRISTAR IS IN CO OP WITH RED SECTOR! YEP, TRISTAR CONSISTS AT THE MOMENT OF APROX 15 MEMBERS, THATS A LOT OF COOL DUDES. THE RUMOUR IS NO RUMOUR, IT IS TRUE!!!! TRISTAR AND RED SECTOR ARE IN A FULL CO OP. WE DID IT JUST FOR PHUN!! 5. HAVE YOU BEEN AN ACTIVE GUY IN THE C64 SCENE TOO? YES, I HAVE BEEN IN THE C64 SCENE FROM 1987 UNTIL 1989, BUT I DID NOT RELEASE VERY MUCH SO I THINK NOBODY REALLY NOTICED ME TILL NOW. ON THE OTHER HAND, I ENJOIED IT VERY MUCH. AS EXAMPLE: THREE YEARS AGO YOU WERE UP TO DATE WITH STUFF APROX TWO WEEKS OLD, NOW YOU ARE A LAMER, I HATE THIS SITUATION!!! 6. WHAT CAN WE EXPECT FROM YOU AND TRISTAR IN THE FUTURE??? WELL, LOOK OUT FOR MUCH CRACKS (100%, THIS IS THE SECRET OF SUCCES), AND SOME EXCITING DEMOS ESPESCIALLY THE NEXT ONE FROM SYNTECH AND ME. THE RELEASEDATE WILL BE VERY SOON. 7. YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WANT TO OPEN A BBS IN AUSTRIA, IS THAT TRUE??? YES, I WANTED BUT COZ OF MY VERRRY BAD PHONELINE I HAD TO DROP THIS IDEA! - SHIT !!!!! (OPEN A BBS WITH 300 BAUD ONLY! -ED) 8. SOME WORDS ABOUT THE BUSINESS IN THE SCENE! HMM... AEEHH... SOMEBODY WHOSE NAME I DO NOT REMEMER AT THE MOMENT SAID: 'THE SCENE IS A FAT PREDATOR', HE IS RIGHT. 9.TO WHICH KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN? HEAVY METAL??? WUERG, NOOO, MY FAVORITE MUSIC IS 'NEW BEAT', AND YA REMEMBER I AM A OLD GUY, SO I SOMETIMES LIKE TO LEAN BACK MAYBE WITH A GIRLY IN MY ARMS AND LISTEN TO VERY SLOW LOVE- AND DANCE-MUSIC. (YOUNG LIKE THAT TOO!!! -ED) 10. TELL US YOUR FAVOURITE: A) GROUP: RED SECTOR B) DEMO: MENTAL HANGOVER C) CODER: DELTA (RSI),SLAYER (SCX) D) GFX ARTIST: THATS A HARD ONE! I LIKE MUCH GOOD GFX ARTISTS,AS JOE OR DR.C OR ... E) MUSICAN: DR. AWESOME (CRUSADERS) F) TOOL: MASTERSEKA G) DRINK: BACARDI-COLA H) BBS: TRISTAR - BLACK SKYLINE (+GERMANY-06158-85530) 11. WHAT DO YOU LIKE, WHAT DO YOU HATE? I LIKE MY AMIGA, WATCHING VIDEOS, COOL DUDES, PRETTY GIRLS, .... I HATE ATARI INCL. USERS, WATERED BEER, MONDAYS, VIRUSES, LAME DEMOS AND THE DISCO IN OUR TOWN. 12. DO YOU LIKE COPYPARTIES??? YEEEAAAA, WHERE DID YA SAY WILL THE NEXT ONE BE HELD???? 13. COMPARE THE GERMAN SCENE TO THE AUSTRIAN SCENE! WELL I THINK THAT IS EASY, IN AUSTRIA WE HAVE APROX 5 GROUPS WHICH ARE WORTH TO BE NAMED: IN NO ORDER: SCOOPEX, SUBWAY, SAVAGE, ENERGY AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST TRISTAR. I THINK WE DO NOT HAVE A REAL FANTASTIC SCENE, BUT IT IS FUN IN AUSTRIA AND THE LAW IS GOOD (FOR THE SCENE) TOO. IN GERMANY IS A VERY BIG SCENE, WITH MUCH GOOD GROUPS MORE LAME GROUPS AND SOME WARS. IT IS HARD TO BECOME FAME IN GER. AND THE GREEN ONES THERE, ARE UGLY PISSHEADS!!! 14. WHAT WAS YOUR BIGGEST SUCCESS? MY EX-GIRL-FRIEND (SNIEF!) 15. IS FRIENDSHIP THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE SCENE FOR YOU? ONLY ONE ANSWER IS POSSIBLE!! YES!!!!!! ONLY FRIENDSHIP AND HELPING EACH OTHER IS ABLE TO SAVE THE SCENE FROM A BLACK FRIDAY! (FRIENDSHIP RULES - NOT THE BUSINESS! HAS EVERYBODY HEARD IT? -ED) 16. SOME LAST WORDS?? SOME SPECIAL GREETS?? HMM..., I THINK I HAVE LABBERED ENOUGH. OOPS MAYBE MY PHONENR.: IF SB. WANT TO CONTACT FOR TALKING, SWAPPING, HAVING FUN!! AUSTRIA-06133-6198. BYE!! 17. THANX FOR ANSWERING!!! --------------------------------------- WELL, THIS WAS A VERY SHORT INTERVIEW, OR? SOME THANXXX MUST GO TO BIGOD 20 FOR THE COOL CALLS AND ALL THE NICE SENDINGS! THANK YOU MY FRIEND! COZ OF THE EMPTY SPACE ON THIS PAGE, AGAIN AN IMPORTANT SENTENCE! FRIENDSHIP RULES, NOT THE BUSINESS! SO LET'S START A TRIP BACK TO THE OLD AND GOOD SCENE, BUT IT WON'T BE EASY! YOURS, STERLING SENSLESS INTERVIEW TO ANUS OF SIGN ---------------------------------------- SEAWAAS !!! YO.YO. FIRST SIGN INTERVIEW EVER MADE! ALL QUESTIONS BY SAIGON,ANSWERS BY ANUS/ SIGN! IMPORTANT!!!! BEFORE YA READ THIZ, DRINK AT LEAST 5 BOTTLES OF BEER(BUDWEISER IF POSSIBLE, AS WE DO IN THE MO'!) S:FIRST THE MOST IMPORTANT AND MOST SAID QUESTION : HOW MUCH AND WHICH BEER TO YA DRINK FOR BREAKFAST? A:FOR BREAKFAST I DONT DRINK MUCH BEER.. JUST 2 OR 3..I PREFER WODKA ERISTOFF(HEH E) S:TUA NET LIAGN(DON'T LIE), ANUS! YA HAVE 2 KNOW THAT ANUS ISN'T VERY GOOD IN ENGLISH,SO I'VE TO ASK HIM IN STYRIA- GERMAN! HOST SCHO AMOI AN JOYSTICK GFRESSN?(HAVE YA EVER EATEN A JOYSTICK?? A:JO DRUM RED I SO TIAF!(YEP COZ OF IT I'M TALKING SO DEEP) S:HAVE YA EVER THOUGHT OF LET THE HAIR= DRESSER CUT YOUR HAIR(DO YA LIKE LONG = HAIR CATS??) A:NO THEY SHALL GROW AS LONG THEY WANT.. HAVE YOU EVER TOUGHT ABOUT LETTING GROW YOUR DACKN???I LIKE CATS(TOASTED). S:4 MORE INSPIRATIONS BOUT CATS READ MY CATS ARTICLE! YEAHH, AGNUS, YA'RE ONE OF THIZ -FUCK THE ARMY GUYS-! WHY DON'T YA LIKE KILLING OTHER PEOPLE OR CATS?? A:I LIKE IT BUT I DONT LIKE THE ARMY COZ YOU HAVE TO CLIMB AROUND IN DIRT AND YOU CANT MASTURBATE THEIR. QUESTION TO WOIDL:WHY DONT YOU GIVE US YER DEMO SOURCES????? S:THATS A PURE MORALE QUESTION!I CANT DO THAT COZ YOUR CODES WOULD BE MOREANDMORE WORSE THEN (JUST JOKIN') A:GENOSSEN,HEUTE HABE I MEIN LETZTE PATRONE VERSCHOSSEN! THIS IS THE END OF THIS SENSLESS TEXT. THE INTERVIEW WILL DESTROY ITSELF IN TEN SECONDS.....BYE ANUS AND SAIGON PROFILE ABOUT SAIGON OF SAVAGE! (BY STERLING) ---------------------------------------- HE IS NOW 15 YEARS OLD (SOON 16) AND HE STILL HAS BLACK HAIR. ABOUT 1 MONTH AGO HE HAS GOT GLASSES. HE HATES THE TWO CATS FROM STERLING AND HE WANT TO PUT THEM INTO THE MICRO- WAVE OVEN! HE LIKES TO PUT HIS FISHES INTO THE LAVATORY. HIS GIRLFRIEND IS CALLED 'X-COPY'. HE ISN'T ALLOWED TO CALL ANYBODY FROM HOME SINCE THE PHONEBILL WAS TOO HIGH! HE WISH THAT HE COULD MAKE TRAINERS, BUT HE CAN'T! HEHE! HE LIKES TO BOOZE BEER INSTEAD OF MILK! 'UNREAL' CRASHES ON HIS COMPUTER, SO HE CAME EVERY DAY FOR SOME HOURS TO STERLING TO PLAY IT! HE LISTEN TO TECHNOTRONIC AND BEASTY BOYS AND NOT TO CLASSICAL MUSIC LIKES HIS FATHER... HE LOVES ALSO ACID TUNES! HE LIKES STREET BATTLES! HE IS A GREAT GFX ARTIST... A PIC FROM HIM LOOKS LIKE FRESH SHIT! HE'S COOL (SOMETIMES!) -END OLDENBURG SCENE REPORT BY BOMBER OF AMAZE-POSSESSED ---------------------------------------- HELLO, I WILL WRITE FOR YA A SCENE- REPORT ABOUT THE TOWN OLDENBURG. OLDENBURG ,WHAT'S THIS ,YOU WILL THINK. OLDENBURG IS A LITTLE TOWN (146.000 PEOPLE) IN THE NORTH OF WEST-GERMANY. THE MOST IMPORTANT THINK IS, THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF GROUPS (GOOD AND LAME ONES !!) AND THAT WE HAVE ONLY ONE BIG POST, THAT MEANS THAT ONE DAY YOU SEE EVERY GUY FROM EACH GROUP THERE. SO,NOW I WILL BEGIN TO WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT ANY GROUP HERE. AMAZE-POSSESSED --------------- THAT'S THE COOPERATION BETWEEN A OLD, KNOWN GROUP (AMAZE) AND A NEW, UNKNOWN GROUP (POSSESSED), WHICH RELEASED SOME DEMOS, BEFORE WE COOPERATE WITH THEM. AMAZE IS BETTER KNOWN AS A GROUP IN FINLAND, BUT SINCE SOME WEEKS, THEY HAVE A BIGGER GERMAN-DIVISION (4 PEOPLE). POSSESSED IS A ONLY GERMAN-GROUP WICH HAS ABOUT 10 MEMBERS.NOW AMAZE-POSSESSED HAS (I THINK) 27 MEMBERS. WE ARE GETTING UP IN THE SCENE, AND HOPE THAT OTHER GROUPS ACCEPT US AS A GOOD GROUP (NOT !!! AS A ELITE-GROUP LIKE RSI ,SCOOPEX OR SO...). HERE IN OLDENBURG, THERE ARE 2 MEMBERS HOW ARE SWAPPERS AND COMPACTERS. THEY HAVE ALWAYS THE MOST POST AT THEIR PLK'S. (I COMPARED IT WITH SOME FRIENDS,GROUPS HERE !!) SO I THINK, THIS GROUP HAS THE MOST ACTIVITIES IN OLDENBURG. (I KNOW THAT THIS IS SELF-GLORY, BUT HOW CARES ?) KYRIOS ------ THIS IS A NEW GROUP WITH SOME MEMBERS OF CELTIC AND SUPPLEX.THEY START A NEW GROUP, BECOZE THE LAMELESS OF CELTIC AND SUPPLEX (HERE IN GERMANY, I DON'T WANT TO SAY, THAT SUPPLEX IS LAME IN THE OTHER COUNTRIES !!!) THEY ARE A LEGAL-GROUP, HOW WILL RELEASE SOME COOL DEMOS FOR YA FUN. I HOPE THEY WILL GET KNOW IN THE SCENE, AFTER THEY RELEASED THEIR DEMOS. BUT I THINK SO, BECOZ THE GUYS WERE THE TOP MEMBERS OF THE GROUPS, THEY WERE IN BEFORE (HELLO SLIMER, I LOVE YA GRAPHIX) HERE IN OLDENBURG THEY HAVE NOT SO MUCH POST-ACTIVITIES, COZ THE MEMBERS HERE ARE NOT THE MAIN-SWAPPERS OF THIS GROUP (GRAPHIX....). EXTERMINATORS ------------- THIS IS A GROUP THAT IS BEGINNING TO DIE (AS SO MUCH OTHER GROUPS IN OLDENBURG). ALL MEMBERS ARE LIVING IN OLDENBURG. THEY HAVE NOW SOME PROBLEMS, COZ THEIR HQ WAS BUSTED BY THE POLICE. THEY RELEA SED SOME PRODUCTIONS (INTRO,UTILITIE- DISK,...), BUT I KNOW THAT THEY WASN'T CODED BY EXTERMINATORS, BUT FROM OTHER WELL KNOWN GOUPS (NO NAMES HERE). THEY ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE, I UNDERSTAND AS THE REAL LAMERS. SOME OF THE SWAPPERS HAVE ABOS FROM THE BIG GROUPS AND THINK, THAT THEY ARE THE BEST , COZ THEY GET EVERY TIME GOOD AND NEW STUFF (FOR MONEY OF COURSE). I MEET SOME OF THEM AT THE POST AND I WANTED TO KNOW, WHAT THEIR LAST STUFF WAS. I HAT TO LAUGH WHEN I HEARD THEIR ANSWERS. NO MORE HERE, BUT I CAN SAY THAT THIS GROUP IS TO LAME TO BE GOOD ! PEGASUS ------- IN OLDENBURG IS ONLY ONE GUY OF THIS LITTLE GROUP. AS YA ALL KNOW, THE BEST CODERS LEFT THIS GROUP AND SO I DON'T KNOW, IF THEY WILL RELEASE SOME GOOD DEMOS AGAIN. THE GUY HERE IS A BIT LAME AND STARTED TO SWAP SOME WEEKS BEFORE. HE WAS THE OLD VIRGIN HQ WHICH DIED, COZ HE DONE NOTHING. NOW HE IS SEARCHING FOR EVERY CONTACT HE CAN GET ,COZ IF NOT HE WILL KICKED OUT OF PEGASUS AND IS WITHOUT A GROUP AGAIN. I ONLY CAN SAY THAT PEGASUS IN OL IS LAME, BUT THIS MEANS NOT THAT PEGASUS GENERALLY IS LAME. EX-AVOID-MEMBERS ---------------- YA ALL KNOW THAT AVOID JOINED CELTIC (WHAT A BIG FAULT !!). BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THE MEMBERS FROM OLDENBURG JOINED CELTIC,TOO OR IF THEY WERE KICKED OUT. I COULD UNDERSTAND, IF THEY WERE KICKED OUT, COZ I NEVER HEARD SOMETHING FROM THEM HERE. VIRGIN ------ THIS GROUP IS DIED SOME MONTH AGO, COZ OF THE LAMELESS OF THE HQ (TOC).THE GOOD SWAPPERS JOINED OTHER GROUPS CALLED HIGHLANDER OF CELTIC AND ONYX. THE REST JOINED THE LAME GROUP ELECTRON. THE HQ IS NOW A MEMBER OF PEGASUS. ONYX ---- THERE ARE THREE MEMBERS HERE IN OL. THEY WERE ALL GREAT SWAPPERS, BUT WHEN THE HQ WAS VISITED BY THE POLICE, THEY STOPPED SWAPPING (THE POLICE FOUND THEIR PRIVAT-ADRESSES). NOW ONYX-OL ID DEAD. (SORRY GUYS, I HOPE YA WILL COME BACK SOON. IT WAS A GREAT TIME WITH YA !) HIGHLANDER OF CELTIC -------------------- THIS SUB-GROUP EXCIST ABOUT 2 MONTH.IN THIS TIME WE OBSERVED THAT CELTIC IS A VERY LAME GROUP AND THAT WE WERE TREATED AS THEIR COPY-SLAVES.SO THIS GROUP DIED, TOO. THE FOUR MEMBERS JOINED AMAZE AND MINDKILLERS. AT THIS TIME 2 MEMBERS FROM CELTIC LEFT IT,TOO COZ OF THE SAME OPPINIONS. LOOK UNDER KYRIUS !! THE REST -------- I DON'T WANT TO TELL YA SOMETHING ABOUT EVERY GROUP HERE. THEY ARE SOME OTHER GROUPS IN TOWN, BUT THEY ARE NOT SO IMPORTANT, THAT I WILL WRITE ABOUT THEM YA ALL KNOW THIS LITTLE GROUPS HOW CALLED THEM LIKE THE SWAPPERS OR THE MIRACLE FIGHTERS.... THESE GUYS ARE ALL LAMERS !!! SO, THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. BYE, BOMBER/AMAZE-POSSESSED WHAT HAPPENED RECENTLY IN ITALY BY FILIPPETTO ---------------------------------------- YO DUDEZ, HERE I AM AGAIN, JUST BACK FROM HOLIDAYS. YESTERDAY I CALLED MY FRIEND PARANOID WHO AS YOU KNOW NOW LEFT PHAZE 101 AND JOINED ZERO DEFECTS. WELL, SINCE MY LAST ARTICLE ABOUT THE ITALIAN SCENE SOME THINGS HAPPENED HERE IN ITALY SO THAT A LOT OF EMERGING PEOPLE AND COOL GUYS JOINED ZERO DEFECTS, THE GROUP THAT AT THE MOMENT HAS NO RIVALS. NOW ZERO DEFECTS IS A REALLY COMPETITIVE GROUP, AND IT HAS 3 CODERS THAT CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT: TERMINATOR (INCREDIBLE CODER), PARANOID (HEY FRANCESCO, MENO MALE CHE HAI FATTO 'STO BENEDETTO DEMO, PERCHE' ERA UN ANNO CHE NON NE FACEVI UNO!) AND REFLEX (REMEMBER DOP INTRO?) ZD TOOK ALSO THE BEST SWAPPERS AND THE MOST FUCKIN' COOL GUYZ IN OUR COUNTRY. ALSO VERY ACTIVE IN THIS PERIOD ARE THESE CREWS: DIVINA, RESOLUTION 101, THYRONE (2 SECTIONS IN ITALY), DOP, MAGIC P OF ABAKUS, AGGRESSORS. WELL, IT SEEMS THAT FINALLY LAMERS HAVE BEEN THROWN OUT OF THE WINDOW AND THE COOL DUDES RULE FOREVER IN ITALY. I TALKED ABOUT GROUP THAT RELEASE COOL DEMOS AND ALSO SWAP A LOT, SO I MEAN COMPLETE GROUPS, BETTER THAN A LOT OF STRANGER GROUPS WHO ONLY SWAP. ALL THESE GROUPS DO IT FOR FUN AND THINK THAT FRIENDSHIP BREAKZ THE RULES, SO THEY DON'T EARN MONEY WITH FUCKIN' ABOS! ONE YEAR AGO EVERYONE HERE IN ITALY TALKED SHIT ABOUT ALL SMALL GROUPS AND THOUGHT THAT SELLING WAS THE SUCCESS, BUT NOW EVERYONE IS LOOKING FOR CODERS, WHO KNOWS WHY? DJ - EQUIPMENT BY STERLING ---------------------------------------- WELL, FIRST YOU NEED 2 TECHNICS SL 1210 RECORD-PLAYER, ONE OF THEM COSTS ABOUT 1000 DM. BUT YOU COULD ALSO USE OTHER RECORDS-PLAYER IF THEY A DIRECT-DRIVE- PITCH CONTROLLER AND A START AND STOP KEY. YOU HAVE TO PLACE THE PLAYERS ON A ANTI-SKID UNDERGROUND. YOU ALSO NEED 'SAPHIRE' RECORD NEEDLE, WHICH COSTS ABOUT 25 DM. OF COZ YOU NEED AN AUDIO MIXER AND NEARLY EVERY DJ USES A 'DMC PMX 2', BUT YOU CAN USE CHEAP ONES TOO, IF THEY HAVE 'CROOS FADER', A'TRANSFORMCONTROL' AND A HEADPHONE CONNECTION. THESE 'AUDIO MIXERS' COSTS ABOUT 200 - 700 DM. ONE TURN-TABLE LEFT AND ONE RIGHT FROM THE 'DMC PMX 2' AND YOU CAN START? NO! FIRST YOU NEED SOME SLIP-MATS FOR YOUR TURN-TABLES, OTHERWISE THE TURN TABLE WOULD STOP TOO IF YOU STOP THE RECORD... THE TURN-TABLE MUST ALWAYS MOVE, ALSO TILL SCRATCHING! THE ANTISKATING SHOULD BE 3! NOW YOU NEED SOME RECORDS! IF POSSIBLE USE ONLY RECORD PRESSED IN AMERICA, THEY ARE OBTAINABLE IN SOME RECORD SHOPS BUT THEY ARE NOT AS CHEAP THAN THE OTHER RECORDS. THE REASON TO USE AMERICAN RECORDS IS THE FOLLOWING: THEY RUN WITH A SPEED OF 38 RPM. THE 45 RPM MAXIS ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR SCRATCHING! THESE RECORDS ARE VERY SUITABLE FOR BEGINNERS TO LEARN SCRATCHING: ALL RECORDS FROM LL COOL J, ROB BASE, GRANDMASTER FLASH, AND 'GOOD TIMES' FROM CHIC. TRY IT! FOR SWAPPING THE LATEST MUSIC TAPES WRITE TO THIS ADDRESS: P.O.BOX 46, A-8607 KAPFENBERG, AUSTRIA HOW TO DO A PERFECT FAKE BY FILIPPETTO ---------------------------------------- I'M TALKING AFTER MY EXPERIENCES WITH THE ITALIAN STAMPS, BUT I THINK THAT MY TIPS COULD BE USEFUL TO ALL GUYZ OUT THERE. AS YOU KNOW THE 2 MOST USED FAKE METHODS ARE: 1) THE GLUE - 2) THE SCOTCH PERSONALLY I USED BOTH, AND OBTAINED THE BEST RESULTS WITH GLUE, EVEN IF I THINK THAT SCOTCH IS REALLY A FINE METHOD. BUT LET'S START WITH THE TIPS: * IF YOU USE GLUE: - PUT THE STICK GLUE IN THE CENTER OF THE STAMP WITH THE STICK AND THEN SPREAD IT OVER THE WHOLE STAMP WITH A FINGER. WITH THIS METHOD YOU'LL AVOID TO PUT TOO MUCH GLUE AND YOU WILL BE SURE THAT THERE AREN'T EMPTY GLUELESS SPACES IN THE STAMP. - WAIT FOR THE GLUE TO BE A BIT DRY BEFORE SENDING THE LETTER. - NEVER USE TOO MUCH GLUE! * IF YOU USE SCOTCH: - USE TRANSPARENT AND OPAQUE SCOTCH - DUE TO THE FACT THAT A STAMP IS WIDER THAN A STRIP OF SCOTCH, YOU HAVE TO USE 1.5 STRIPS, SO THE BEST WAY IS TO PLACE 1 STRIP EXACTLY BESIDE THE OTHER ON THE STAMP AND TO CUT THE EXCEEDING HALF STRIP WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS - AVOID TO OVERLAY TWO STRIPS (THE SCOTCH WOULD BE MUCH MORE VISIBLE) * OTHER TIPS: - IT COULD BE THAT WHEN YOU REMOVE THE GLUE YOU RECOGNISE THAT SOME INK OF THE POST STAMP IS STILL THERE, IN THE BORDER OF THE STAMP. IN THAT CASE COVER THE BORDER WITH ANOTHER STAMP (IF YOU SEND A LETTER WITH 2 OR MORE STAMPS) MAYBE A LOT OF YOU ALREADY KNEW THESE SIMPLE TIPS, BUT WHO KNOWS, MAYBE SOMEBODY GOT SOME NEW FAKE IDEAS...TELL US AND WE'LL PUBLISH THEM IN THE NEXT ISSUE! IS IT LAME TO BE LEGAL ???? (SKEZ-ONE/COAST) ---------------------------------------- YOU LAUGH ABOUT THE ADVERTISMENTS WHERE DEMO-SWAPPERS WERE SEARCHED? YOU EVEN DELETE EVERY DEMO IN YOUR DISK- COLLECTION ? YOU THINK DEMOS ARE LAME??? HERE IS MY OPINION ABOUT THIS.READ AND THINK ABOUT IT !!! IF YOU OWN YOUR COMPUTER ALONG TIME AND YOU ARE PLAYING THE WHOLE TIME ONLY THE GAMES WHICH YOU GET BY MAIL-SWAPPING,YOU COLLECT YOUR GAMES,ETC. --> DOES IT MAKE FUN ??? NO ! JUST GET SOME OF THE LATEST MEGA-DEMOS OR THE NEWEST INTROS AND YOU CAN ENJOY THE MUZAX,LOOK AT THE GRAPHIX AND COMPARE THE DEMOS. IT MAKES YOU CRITICAL AND YOU GET INSPIRATION. PERHAPS YOU DECIDE TO LEARN ASSEMBLER AND MAKE OWN CREATIONS. YOU GET PROGRAMMING-FRIENDS WHO STILL KNOW THE WORD 'FRIENDSHIP' DO YOU REMEMBER THE BIG MONEY-MAKERS WHO ONLY HAVE CUSTOMERS? GAMES ARE BUSINESS- DEMOS ARE FUN ! SOME DEMOS HAD EVEN BEEN LONGER PROGRAMMED THAN A SILLY GAME... ...AND YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF THE FUCKING COPS !!! OK,I COULD WRITE TEN MORE PAGES ABOUT IT, BUT THIS SHOULD BE ENOUGH. SUNDAY STORY BY RST/NORTH STAR ---------------------------------------- LAST SUNDAY WAS A SUNNY AND HOT DAY OF JULY...AND WE (CUCS ROMA+HIS GIRLIE, FLYSPY, AND ME RAISTLIN) DECIDED TO HAVE A SWIM ON THE COAST, COZ IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SPEND A WHOLE DAY IN TOWN BY 39 DEGREES...SO WE ALL MET THE MORNING ON THE ROAD OF THIS LITTLE VILLAGE. ER...THE MORNING, I MEAN 11:30 COZ THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE THAT SLEPT LATE... ANYWAY, WE REACHED TO MET EACH OTHER WITHOUT ANY PROBLEM... AFTER LEAVING ALL THE CLOTHES AT HOME (IT WAS A VERY HOT DAY...), WE RAN TO THE BEACH, 100 METERS SO FAR...AS THE HUNGER WAS EATING US, WE JUST SLIPPED TO A RESTAURANT ON THE BEACH...HERE START THE PROBLEMS...SUM MINUTES WENT ON, AND THE WAITRESS (HER NAME WAS NADIA (!)) CAME AND ASKED US WHAT WE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE FOR LUNCH. SUM COKE FOR ME, SUM ALCOHOL FOR THE TWO LOVERS, AND ECONOMIC DRINK FOR FLYSPY. -AND FOR LUNCH ? REPLIED THE DISGUSTING WOMAN... -SALAD, CHICKEN, 2 PATES BOLOGNAISES -- -OKAY. WAIT SUM MINUTES... SHE ANSWERED WITH A CHARMING VOICE (ONLY THE VOICE) WE STARTED TO BOOZE THE DRINKS...(NOTE TO CUCS ROMA - THERE WAS REALLY NO NEED TO SHAKE MY COKE, COZ IT WAS CLOSED...-). AND THE FOOD ARRIVED !!! ARFF...SCRONCH, GLURPS. ALL THE PEOPLE WAS LOOKING AT US SHOUTING AND THROWING ALL WE COULD THROW...FLYSPY WON WITH THE FIRST 'BEURRRP'. HE IS A MASTER IN THIS COMPO...WHY DID WE DO THIS ??? SIMPLY COZ IT WAS VOMITTING. THE CHICKEN WAS BONE, THE SALAD LATEX, AND THE 2 PATES BOLO WERE PIECES OF STRING + SUM RED FLUID. AS WE SAW THE NADIA, CUCS TOLD HER THAT WE WOULD NOT PAY THIS SHIT. EVERYBODY WAS LOOKING AT US. AND SHE SEEMED TO IGNORE US...ANYWAY I (RAISTLIN) WAS REALLY IN NEED OF FOOD AND ATE ALL. IT WUZ DIFFICULT BUT I REACHED THE END. BUT THE THREE OTHERS DIDN'T...THE GIRLIE LEFT HIS LATEX AND ORDERED A GOOD OLD SANDWICH. SHE TOLD US IT WAS EATABLE. ANYWAY, THE DISGUSTING THING CAME AND SHOWED US THE PRICE. -HUM...REPLIED CUCS,...I DO NOT PAY THE CHICKEN BONE. -THIS IS NOT MY FAULT IF IT IS LIKE THIS , REPLIED NADIA THE POOR ARAB. AND SHE LEFT. ANYWAY, WE PAID HALF THE PRICE AND LEFT THE RESTAURANT (???) SLOWLY. WE MET ALSO SOME PEOPLE THAT WOULD ENTER THE RESTAUBLUURPPPPPP AND SAID THEM THAT THE SPECIALITY HERE WAS THE SHIT, THE PEOPLE WENT AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BEACH. HAPPY PEOPLE ! WE HAD SUM FIGHT IN THE WATER, AND I LOST MY 5 GOOD YEARS OLD WATCH. THIS WAS NOT SO SAD COZ I WUZ WAITING THIS TO BUY ANOTHER NEW ONE ! AFTER THIS, WE HAD SUM FUN BY THROWING THE BALL ON THE PEOPLE'S HEADS. AND AT LAST, AN ARAB (AGAIN !) WOMAN REPLIED AND STARTED TO GIVE US SUM BAD WORDS IN HER VOMITTING LANGUAGE. AND SHE LEFT THE WATER MUMBLING SOMETHING NOT INTERESTING... AS WE FELT TIRED OF THOSE FUCKIN' PEOPLE POLLUTING THE WATER, WE HAD A LITTLE TRIP TO A VILLAGE NEAR THIS FUCKIN ONE AND SAT DOWN AT THE TABLE AND ORDERED TO CARD OF THE ICE-CREAMS. THE MAN ARRIVED. SUM MINUTES PASSED BY, AND THE LONG AWAITED CREAMS CAME ON. AT OUR LEFT WAS SUM GERMAN PEOPLE THAT TOLD ME 'DELICIOUS ?'. I REPLIED ANYTHING TO THIS LOW COMMUNICATING FORM. IN FACT I WAS TOO BUSY TO EAT THE CREAM BEFORE SHE GETS LIQUID...FLYSPY BEGAN TO EAT, AND EVEN IN THIS 'SELECT' PUB, HE STARTED TO MAKE THE PIG, AND HAD A ICE-CREAM MAKE UP ON HIS FACE + T-SHIRT. EVERYBODY WAS LOOKING AT US ONE MORE TIME...AS HE WAS REALLY DIRTY, THE GIRLIE PUT HIM A PAPER HANDKERCHIEF ON HIS T-SHIRT, TOOK HIM THE DESERT-SPOON AND STARTED TO MAKE HIM EAT LIKE A BABY. AS HIS WAS SHAKING HIS HEAD - LIKE A BABY - SHE MANAGED TO PUT HIM SOME BLUE COLORED ICE CREAM ON HIS NOSE (HE REMOVED THIS WHEN IT WAS BEGINNING TO BE LIQUID). AND HE WAS FINALLY THE BIG ATTRACTION OF THE PUB HERE. THEN WE WENT HOME TO MAKE SOME COPIES (!!!) AND HAD A LITTLE TRIP IN CAR NEAR THE VILLAGE. THRASH MUSIC RULES !!! WHEN WE ARRIVED AGAIN IN THE VILLAGE, FLYSPY PLAYED ON THE STONE FOR THE DEAD PEOPLE (DUNNO THE NAME OF THIS !!!). BUT UNFORTUNATELY, HE FAILED TO BREAK HIS BALLS ON THE HORIZONTAL BAR...THEN THE GIRLIE TRIED TO MAKE A 90 DEGREES FIGURE. SHE FAILED AND FELL ON HER BACK. HEHE. NO PROBLEMS WHILE EATING PIZZAS AT HOME AT 8 PM,... AFTER WE WENT TO THE BIG PARTY ON THE PORT. THERE WAS SUM ARCADE GAMES, BIG ROUNDABOUTS, AND ESPECCIALLY TWO BOATS IN THE AIR THAT DESCRIBES A CIRCLE. THIS IS A BIT IMPRESSIONING. WE PAID AND JUMPED ON THE THE SEATS. THE BOATS STARTED TO BUMP ONE, TWO, THREE TIMES, AND EACH TIME, HIGHER AND HIGHER. WHEN WE HAD THE HEAD ON THE DOWN (AND GUESS WHAT : THE FEET ON THE UP ! (HEHE)), WE ALL HEARD A STRANGE SOUND...THE SOUND OF METAL MONEY THAT FALLS ON A METAL GROUND...'TTTHHHIIIEEEFFF !!!!!' STARTED TO SHOUT FLYSPY WHEN HE REALISED THAT IT WAS HIS MONEY THAT ESCAPED FROM HIS POCKETS...HEHE. MEAMWHILE, WE WERE SHOUTING AT MANY DIFFERENT THINGS, COZ IT'S A BIT FRIGHTNING...(FUCK YOU, NORTH STAR RULES, BITCH, AND SO MANY WELL KNOWN SLOGANS). AS WE HAD A FOOT ON THE GROUND, WE WENT ON ANOTHER ROUNDABOUT. THIS ONE IS A DISK THAT ROLLS, AND IT JUMPS. IT'S CALLED 'TAGADA'. EVEN FLYPIG FOLLOWED US. WE TOOK PLACE ON THE ARENA, WITH SUM COOL BLACK T-SHIRTED MEN (IT WUZ GN'R). WE WERE ALL ON THE SIDE, AND CUCS STARTED TO DANCE ON THE CENTER OF THE DISK WITH THE GOOD LOOKING GIRLIE. AT THE FIRST JUMP, CUCS FELL DOWN AND HIS FOOT STAYED BLOCKED ON THE DOOR OF THE ROUNDABOUT !!! HEHE - THE MAN WAS OBLIGED TO STOP IT TO DEBLOCK HIS FOOT. AND THEN IT RESTARTED, AND WE ALL STAND UP AND DANCED, HEADBANGGED, FOUGHT, POGOED, HIT AND WALKING ON THE HANDS OF THOSE THAT WERE ON THE FLOOR. THIS WAS FUNNY ! I REALLY LIKE THIS HEAD-SHAKER !!! AFTER THIS, WE FELT LIKE HAVING A COOLER AMUSMENT, LIKE BUMPING CARS. NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT THIS...THEN WE TRIED A PAYING PUNCHING BALL (ANYWAY WE WOULD HAVE LIKED IT WAS AN ARAB HEAD...). CUCS TRIED TO HIT IT WITH THE HEAD AND FAILED. FLYSPY BUMPED IT,...BUT ANYWAY I MADE THE HIGHEST SCORE. AND IT WUZ THE END OF THIS FAB DAY IN THE SOUTH COAST OF FRANCE...OKAY GUYZ ! IF YA WANNA COME NEXT TIME, JUST WRITE ME A LITTLE ADVERT IN THIS MAG (FOR RAISTLIN/NS), WE WILL MANAGE IT. AND DON'T FORGET IT, FRIENDSHIP'S BETTER WEAPON AGAINST BUSINESS... THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER USER BY STERLING ---------------------------------------- THIS STORY IS ABOUT NOBODY SPECIAL, BUT MAYBE IT'S TRUE... IN THE YEAR 1971 THE KID WAS BORN. WELL, YEARS LATER HE GOT HIS FIRST COMPUTER FROM HIS PARENTS. HE USED HIS COMPUTER ONLY FOR PLAYING GAMES AND SOON HE BOUGHT HIS FIRST ILLEGAL STUFF, COZ HE SAW SOME ADS IN A COMPUTERMAG, WHICH OFFERED CHEAP STUFF. HE COULDN'T BELIEVE IT BUT IT WAS TRUE. HE WAS ONLY 13 YEARS AND HASN'T KNOWN THAT IT WAS A PRETTY CRIME TO BUY CRACKS. HE SPENT ALL HIS MONEY IN COMPUTER STUFF, HE WAS ADDICTED ON GAMES. HE LOST ALL HIS FRIENDS AND SOON HE WAS ALONE. WITHOUT A FRIEND AND ALSO WITHOUT MONEY. SO HE STARTED TO SWAP STUFF AND TRIED TO BE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. HE GOT MORE AND MORE CONTACTS AND HE THOUGHT THAT HE WAS FAME. SO HE JOINED A GROUP AND COPIED STUFF THE WHOLE NIGHT AND SPENT ALL HIS MONEY FOR POSTAGE. AT SCHOOL HE GOT BAD MARKS AND HAD TO REPEAT THE CLASS. BUT HE HASN'T STOPPED SWAPPING AND HE GOT MORE AND MORE PROBLEMS.BUT HE ONLY WAS INTERESTED IN COMPUTERS AND NOT IN GIRLS AND SPORTS LIKE THE OTHER BOYS IN HIS AGE. BUT HE WAS ONE OF THE FEW GUYS WHO SPENT THEIR TIME IN FRONT OF THEIR MONITORS. HE WANTED TO BUY ANOTHER COMPUTER SO HE STARTED TO SELL SOFTWARE AND AFTER SOME MONTHS HE HAD ENOUGH MONEY BECAUSE HE ALSO SOLD HIS OLD COMPUTER. SO ALL STARTED AGAIN. FIRST HE BOUGHT SOFTWARE AND SOON HE WAS WITHOUT MONEY AGAIN SO HE STARTED SWAPPING AND SELLING AGAIN. AFTER YEARS OF SELLING STUFF HE GOT TROUBLES WITH THE POLICE AND HE ALSO STOPPED SCHOOL. SO HE WAS WITHOUT AN COMPLETE SCHOOL-EDUCATION AND SOON ALSO WITHOUT A COMPUTER COZ THE POLICE HAD CONFISCATED HIS COMPUTER, THE THING HE LOVED INSTEAD OF GIRLS. NOW HE HAD LOST HIS FRIENDS IN THE SCENE TOO. HE WAS ALONE. HIS PARENTS SUGGESTED HIM TO LOOK FOR A JOB BUT HE HASN'T FOUND A JOB BECAUSE OF UNCOMPLETE SCHOOL EDUCATION. HE RUN AWAY FROM HOME AND HE TOOK HIS PASSPORT WITH HIM. HIS PARENTS STARTED TO SEARCH FOR HIM BUT WITHOUT SUCCESS. HE GOT IN TOUCH WITH DRUGS. HE HASN'T KNOW THAT HE WILL BE SOON DEAD IF HE WON'T STOP WITH THE DRUGS. SO TOOK MORE AND MORE DRUGS. HIS PARENTS HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM SINCE YEARS BUT THEY HAVEN'T LOST THE HOPE THAT THEIR SON IS ALIVE. ONE DAY HIS PARENTS GOT A CALL FROM AN INSPECTOR WHO TOLD THEM THAT THEIR SON DIED. THEY COULDN'T BELIEVE IT BUT IT WAS TRUE... THEIR SON IS DEAD. - ALL STARTED HARMLESS, BUT THE END WAS THE DEAD. HE DIED YOUNG AND NOBODY CAN'T REMEMBER HIM, EXPECT HIS PARENTS! PS: I HOPE THAT SOMETHING LIKE THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN! DRUGS - NO THANX! MY BORING LIFE... BY STERLING ---------------------------------------- MAYBE YOU ALREADY HEARD IT... I STOPPED EVERYTHING IN THE SHITTY BIZZ,I THROW MY COMPUTER AND MY SISTER OUT OF THE WINDOW AND I ALSO LEFT MY FAVOURITE GROUP, THE GROUP I FOUNDED ONE YEAR AGO AND ALL ONLY TO START SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING WITHOUT COMPUTERS... THIS IS A LARGE (X-LARGE!) STORY ABOUT MY DAYS IN THE SCENE,I KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN THAT, BUT I DON'T CARE. WELL, ALL STARTED ABOUT 5 YEARS AGO, I WAS 10 YEARS OLD, AS MY GRANDFATHER (NO JOKE!) BOUGHT AN C-64... I WAS PLAYING SOMETIMES WITH THIS KNOWN MASCHINE. ONE YEAR LATER MY GRANDFATHER GAVE ME HIS C-64.(NOW HE HAS AN AMIGA) YEAH! I HAD MY FIRST COMPUTER! THIS WAS THE FIRST STEP FORWARD (OR BACKWARD?) TO MY SOON COMING CRIMINAL DAYS IN THE SCENE. I SWAPPED SOME DISKS WITH NEWS (1-3 YEARS OLD) WITH A GUY FROM MY SCHOOL, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT, IT WAS SAIGON! ALSO SUCH A 11 YEARS OLD BOY WHO HAD A C-64. LATER WE BOTH FOUNDED TOGETHER WITH OUR LOCAL FRIEND (LAMER?) 'TONI' THE GROUP 'HCB', WHAT MEANS 'THE HARD CRACKER BOYS'. SOON WE RELEASED OUR FIRST 'CRACK', JUST A FEW DAYS AFTER WE TOOK OUR FIRST ABO. IT WAS A RE-CRACK FROM AN UNPRODECTED COPY PROG. LAME? NO, THAT WAS COOL! WE WERE ABLE TO CHANGE THE NAMES WITH A DISKMON AMD WE THOUGHT THAT WE ARE THE BEST (REMEMBER, I SAID WE THOUGHT, NOT WE WERE!). WE WERE SOME OF THE 'ASM' (SHITTY GAMES MAG) READERS WHO BOUGHT EVERY ISSUE! CRAZY? YES! PLAYING WAS ALL FOR US! AND ALSO SOME BASIC CODING. MY LONGEST BASIC PROGRAM WAS 100 LINES LONG (NOT BAD, OR?), BUT WITH 9O LINES USING 'PRINT'. BUT THEN A COMPUTER SHOP OPENED, JUST A FEW STEPS AWAY FROM MY CASTLE. THERE I SAW AN AMIGA 500 AND I WAS PLAYING CRAZY CARS AND PORTS OF CALL SOMETIMES. I LOVED THIS MASCHINE! MORE THAN MY GIRLIE... SO I BOUGHT ONE (WELL, MY PARENTS BOUGHT THE AMIGA FOR ME! THANX!) I HAD JUST THREE COPYS OF THE WORKBENCH AND THE ORGINAL WORKBENCH FOR FIRST THREE WEEKS. ALSO 'HCB' DIED BUT NOT UNKNOWN, A LOT OF GUYS HERE IN OUR ENVIRIONS REMEMBER 'HCB'. OF COZ I STARTED TO BUY STUFF FROM A GUY (LIKE EVERY OTHER LAMER...) FROM CPU (NOW SLAYER OF SIGN) AND SMASHED THE MONEY BOX FROM MY SISTER. NOW I HAD SOME STUFF. AND THEN I FOUNDED 'TPG' WHAT STANDS FOR 'THE POWER GANG'. WE WERE THREE GUYS IN 'TPG': MUCKY PUP (FIRST DEATHSTAR),EXCALIBUR AND I (PROFESSIONAL LAMER WITHOUT WORK). AFTER SOME TRIES WITH AMIGA BASIC I TRIED SEKA. WELL, BUT TILL NOW I AM ONE OF THE GUYS WHO CAN ONLY CODE SIMPLE THINGS. SO I STARTED PAINTING AND I THINK TODAY I AM NOT BAD AT ALL, BUT I'M TO LAZY TO PAINT MORE. THEN 'BLACK NINJA', WHO'S NOW 'SAIGON' ASKED ME IF HE COULD JOIN. THEN WE CHANGED OUR NAME AGAIN. THIS TIME WE CHOOSE 'SAVAGE' (IN GERMAN: SEFAETSCH!), A NAME EVERYBOODY SHOULD HAVE HEARD TODAY. WE GOT MORE AND MORE LAMERS (SORRY, OF COZ MEMBERS) ALL OVER THE SMALL WORLD AND SOON OUR FIRST DEMO WAS READY. IT WAS... SHIT! BUT THE SECOND ONE FROM CYBORG WON THE DEMO COMPETITION AT THE 'RAC PARTY' IN AUSTRIA. OUR FIRST SUCCESS. SOME MORE DEMOS FOLLOWED (TILL TODAY ABOUT 20) AND SOON OUR FIRST CRACK WAS OUT, AND SOON OUR FIRST TRAINER, AND A LOT FOLLOWED. WE HAD A BBS IN ITALY AND THEN WE UNITED WITH TWO ICS GUYS (MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE BIZZ, FILIPPETTO AND WIZ) AND ALL WAS GOING WELL. BUT THEN, A SMALL WAR (LIKE THE SECOND WORLD WAR!) STARTED WITH 'SUCKWAY' AND 'SCOOPEX' (HI MARK & RANGER). NOW, IN THE YEAR OF 1990, I LOST EVERY MOTIVATION TO CONTINUE IN THE SCENE. THERE ARE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN SITTING IN FRONT OF THE MONITOR AND BUYING STAMPS AND WRITING LETTERS ALL THE TIME. I WAS NOT LONGER INTERESTED TO WASTE MY TIME WITH THE COMPUTER! ALSO I HATED SOME GUYS IN THE SCENE COZ OF THEIR BUSINESS (PISSNESS!).THERE WERE NO REASON TO STAY ANY LONGER IN THE SCENE. IT WASN'T EASY FOR ME TO LEAVE 'SAVAGE' COZ OF ALL THE FRIENDS THERE AND BECAUSE OF THE FACT IT IS MY 'BABY'. BUT NOW... I STOPPED ALL! WELL, I WILL SAY GOODBYE FOREVER TO ALL MY FRIENDS OUT THERE IN THE SCENE WHO KNOW ME FOR THE COOL TIME.... THAT'S ALL, SAVAGE FOREVER! LAST BUT NOT LEAST SOME WORDS TO THE GUYS WHO HELPED TO DESTROY THE AUSTRIAN SCENE: (MARK OF SUCKWAY + CO.) IF YOU REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS TRY EVERYTHING TO REBUILD THE OLD SCENE... BUT THAT WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE! NOW YOU CAN SEE WHAT YOU DID! LEADING IS NOT SO IMPORTANT THAN FRIENDSHIP! LAST WORDS: IT WAS A COOL TIME AND I HOPE THAT THE SCENE WILL GET BETTER AGAIN (IT WON'T!). SEE YA ON A PARTY! YOURS, STERLING (EX-SAVAGE) HOW TO GET FAME? BY STERLING ---------------------------------------- WELL, YOU ARE ONE OF THE UNKNOWN KIDS OUT THERE IN THE SCENE? NO? THEN READ THE NEXT ARTICLE, BUT NOT THIS ONE! BUT IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE UNKNOWN KIDS OR BABIES THEN READ THIS ARTICLE... COZ IT WILL HELP YOU TO GET FAME. HOW TO GET FAME? HERE ARE THE ANSWERS: 1. FIST YOU NEED A LOT OF MONEY, BUT YOU ARE A POOR SUCKER, AREN'T YOU? SO WHAT SHOULD YOU DO? * BREAK THE MONEY BOX OF YOUR YOUNG SISTER. * SMASH DOWN AN OLD WOMAN AND STEAL ALL HER MONEY. * PLAY LOTTERY. * SELL YOUR ST (ONE WON'T BE ENOUGH) * START AS A CALL-BOY! 2. NOW YOU HAVE A LOT OF MONEY! NOW YOU SHOULD TRY SOMETHING LIKE THAT: * BUY A SECOUND DISK DRIVE. * BUY A ACTION REPLAY TO MAKE SIMPLE TRAINERS (ONE PLUS, YA KNOW!) * ASK SKID ROW FOR AN ABO! * BUY A 1200 BAUD MODEM AND CALL SOME BOARDS. (FIRST YOU SHOULD BUY A TELEPHONE!) * ASK YOUR NEIGHBOUR IF HE WANT TO JOIN YOUR GROUP, WHICH IS CALLED 'THE MOTHERFUCKERS' * WRITE YOUR SLOGAN'FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR SON WILL BE YOUR BROTHER' ON EVERY WALL, ESPECIALLY ON THE WALLS FROM THE POLICE STATION! * BUY DRUGS AND START DEALING! * BUY GFA BASIC AND TRY TO WRITE YOUR FIRST INTRO. 3. BUT NOW YOU NEED SOME CONTACTS, BUT WILL Y O U GET SOME? * SEND EVERYBODY A MODEM (WITH MORE THAN 2400 BAUD!) * PUT AN AD IN YOUR LOCAL NEWSPAPER! * TELL EVERYBODY THAT YOU LEFT THE 'LAME' PARADOX YESTERDAY! * SEND EVERYBODY THE LATEST ISSUE OF PLAYBOY (BUT DON'T FORGET TO SEND PLAYGIRL FOR THE GAYS!) * TELL EVERYBODY THAT HE IS JUST AN LAME SUCKER BUT THAT YOU WILL GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO TRADE WITH YOU! * OR TELL EVERYBODY THAT YOU WOULD BORROW HIM YOUR SISTER (BUT DON'T FORGET THAT SOME WOULD PREFER YOUR BROTHER!) 4. NOW YOU HAVE ABOUT 2 CONTACTS, WHAT SHOULD YOU DO NOW? * LEARN HOW TO TURN THE COMPUTER ON! * OPEN A BBS IN EGYPT! * ASK SLAYER OF SCX TO JOIN YOUR TEAM! (OF COZ HE WANT!, IF YOU PAY 1 000 000 DOLLAR!) * ASK 'ANGELS' FOR A CO OP! * KICK YOUR NEIGHBOUR OUT OF YOUR GROUP! * PUBLISH THE PRIVATE ADDRESSES OF FAME GUYS! (REMEMBER: A PLK ISN'T A PPRIVATE ADDRESS! GOT IT?) * BUY SOME ORGINALS (GIANA SISTERS, DEFENDER OF CROWN,...) AND FREEZE THEM WITH YOUR ACTION REPLAY... SPREAD THEM AND TELL EVERYBODY THAT YOU CRACKED IT! 5. NOW YOU HAVE SOME MORE CONTACTS AND YOU ARE ALREADY KNOWN!!! BUT NOT EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU! WHAT SHOULD YOU DO? * KILL EVERYBODY WHO DON'T KNOW YOU! * NOW CHANGE THE GOUPNAME INTO 'THE FATHERFUCKERS' OR 'QUARTEX 2' * RELEASE SOME RE-CRACKS! * ORGANIZE A PARTY (DON`T WORRY, IF NOBODY WILL COME TO YOUR PARTY!) * WRITE AN ARTICLE FOR THE CRACKER JOURNAL ABOUT YOU (THE ARTICLE SHOULDN`T BE LONGER THAN 50 SIDES) 6. NOW YOU'RE FAME. EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU AND EVERYBODY H A T E S YOU! WHAT SHOULD YOU DO? * K I L L YOURSELF! PS: DON'T WORRY, NOT EVERYBODY CAN BE PERFECT! TIPS FROM STERLING 'EX-SEFAETSCH' SOME WORDS BOUT' CATS! BY SAIGON ---------------------------------------- 1. MICRO WAVED CAT! TAKE ONE OR MORE(PREFERED LONGHAIR-CATS) AND THROW IT INTO DA MICRO-WAVE!PUSH THE 750W BUTTON AND ENJOY THE SHOW! 2. FREEZED CAT! TAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THIZ LITTLE SUCKERS PUT IT INTO THE REFRIGERATOR! AFTER SUM MINUTES KOOLED IT DOWN TAKE IT OUT AND PUT IT INTO YOUR FREEZING-APPARATUS (NO ANTIFREEZE!)! THIZ IS A REALLY GREATFULL METHOD COZ THE PET WONT LOSE ANY SOUND ANYMORE,YA HAVENT TO FEED EM',YA SPARE YOUR NERVES,THEY ARE EASY TO HANDLE AND YOUR MICES' LIFE IS LONGER! TO FIX IT TO YOUR DOOR OR ANYWHERE ELSE FOLLOW POINT 1. FIRST! 3. COOKED CAT! INSERT IT INTO COOKING WATER AND ADD SUM TOMATOS,POTATOES,SALT'N'PEPER!AFTERWARDS SERVE IT TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND!BON APPETIT! SAIGON/SAVAGE DIRTY PAGES BY STERLING (MR. SAVAGE) ---------------------------------------- A GOOD GIRL IS A GOOD GIRL - BUT A BAD GIRL IS BETTER BE BI-SEXUAL AND DOUBLE YOUR CHANCES CONSERVE ENERGY - MAKE LOVE MORE SLOWLY DO YOU TALK TO YOUR GIRL DURING SEX? ONLY IF I'M NEAR A TELEPHONE. DO YOU LIKE MASKED BALLS? NO, I LIKE TO KNOW WHO I'M SLEEPING WITH HAVE A DIRTY WEEKEND - EXPLORE AN OLD GOLDMINE I AM JUST WANDERING WHERE ALL THE MOTHERS KNOW THE STUFF FROM THAT THEY ARE FORBIDDING THEIR DAUGHTERS TO DO? I DON'T DEMAND A GREAT DEAL OF SEX, BUT I DO NEED A REGULAR SUPPLY. IF I'M AWAKE TRY ME. IF I'M ASLEEP WAKE ME. IF YOU CAN'T DANCE - YOU FUCK A LOT OF WAITRESSES. VOLTAIRE. IF SEX IS A PAIN IN THE ARSE, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG. I KNOW A TRANSSEXUAL WHO ONLY WANTS TO EAT, DRINK AND DO BE MARY. IT'S 12 INCHES LONG BUT I DON'T USE IT AS A RULE. KEEP GERMANY GREEN, HAVE SEX WITH A FROG LIFE IS LIKE A PUBLIC HAIR ON THE TOILET SEAT - EVENTUALLY YOU GET PISSED OFF. LOVE IS BLIND. BUT MOST PEOPLE DO IT IN THE DARK ANYWAY. LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO UP AND DOWN MAKE LOVE DURING THE SAVE PERIOD - WHEN HER HUSBAND IS AWAY. MASTURBATION IS AT LEAST SEX WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE. MAY ALL YOUR UPS & DOWNS BE IN THE BED MUMMY, MUMMY, WHAT'S AN ORGASM? I DON'T KNOW DEAR, ASK YOUR FATHER. OH, HOW WE DANCED ON THE NIGHT WE WERE WED, WE DANCED AND WE DANCED 'CAUSE THE ROOM HAD NO BED. OUR LIPS MET PASSIONATELY - THEN SHE CLOSED HER LEGS AND BROKE MY GLASSES. PORNOGRAPHY - READING MATERIAL TO BE HELD IN ONE HAND. SEX IS BAD FOR ONE - BUT IT'S GOOD FOR 2 TWO'S COMPANY, THREE'S AM ORGY. THE GERMANS MAKE GREAT LOVERS BUT THE JAPANESE MAKE THEM SMALLER AND CHEAPER. THERE'S SHORTAGE OF GIRLS AROUND HERE. I DON'T CARE HOW SHORT THEY ARE, THERE JUST AREN'T ENOUGH OF THEM. THE FRENCH HAVE SEX, THE ENGLISH HAVE HOT WATER BOTTLES. 28% OF MEN PREFER WOMEN WITH FAT LEGS AND 14% PREFER WOMEN WITH THIN LEGS. THE OTHER 58% PREFER SOMETHING IN BETWEEN. VIBRATORS ARE CHEAP AND LONGER LASTING. THEY ARE ALWAYS READY AND NEVER DEMANDING. THEY NEVER WANT TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE COME OR CALL YOU FRIGID IF YOU DON'T AND THEY DON'T MAKE YOU PREGNANT, GIVE YOU V.D. OR SNORE. WHEN A GIRL IS BIG ENOUGH, SHE'S OLD ENOUGH. WHEN SEX IS A PAIN IN THE ARSE, SOMEBODY TRIED AT THE WRONG END. WHY IS IT THAT WOMEN USE SEX TO GET LOVE AND THAT MEN USE LOVE TO GET SEX? WE DON'T SERVE WOMEN - YOU HAVE TO BRING YOUR OWN. WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO PEOPLE WHO USE THE RYTHM METHOD? PARENTS. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MENTION FUCKING IM MIXED COMPANY, AND YET, THAT'S PRECISLY THE PLACE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IT. WHAT ARE YOUR CHANCES OF GETTING PREGNANT TONIGHT? SEEK ADVICE FROM YOUR LOCAL FAMILY PLANING OFFICE. WHAT GOES IN DRY, COMES OUT WET AND GIVES WARM SATISFACTION? A TEABAG. JOB SPOT CALL UP! --------------------------------------- 1. IF YOU ARE WITHOUT A GROUP OR WANT TO CHANGE YOUR GROUP JUST SEND US A MESSAGE WITH YOUR ADDRESS WHICH WE WILL PUBLISH UNDER THE 'JOBS WANTED' LABEL IN THE FOLLOWING ISSUES OF FREEDOM CRACK! YOU WILL FIND A GROUP FOR SURE! 2. IF YOUR GROUPS NEEDS SOME MEMBERS SEND US ALSO A SHORT MESSAGE WITH YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS.WE WILL PUBLISH YOUR OFFER UNDER 'POSITION OFFERED' LABEL. 3. IF YOU NEED A MUSICAN OR A GRAPHICAN FOR YOUR GAME OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT WE WILL ALSO TRY TO HELP YA. SO TELL US IF YOU NEED SOMEBODY FOR YOUR OWN PROJECTS. WRITE TO: FREEDOM CRACK P.O.BOX 46 A-8607 KAPFENBERG AUSTRIA ADVERTISEMENTS ---------------------------------------- HERE'S THE ADVERTS FOR THIS THIRD ISSUE. REMEMBER THAT YOU CAN SEND PAPER ADVERTS BUT YOU CAN ALSO SEND US A DISK WITH THE ADVERT DESIGNED BY YOU! FORMAT IS: SEKA SOURCE CODE, DC.B EACH FOLLOWED BY 40 CHARS. MAX LENGTH: 25 ROWS (1 PAGE). EXAMPLE: DC.B '40 CHARS' ---------------------------------------- MIDNIGHTSUN IS LOOKING FOR NEW CONTACTS: DIABOLOS OF MNS/CLONES P.O.BOX 3 45361 VALKEALA 2 FINLAND 100% ANSWER TO COOL GUYS WITH DISK!!! WE SWAP ONLY LEGAL STUFF (DEMOS,UTILS..) ---------------------------------------- YO! CONTACT ACTORS FOR FUCKING FAST AND HOT SWAPPING! DR.DOOM, KRISTIANFELDS GT.3C 7013 TRONDEIM OR DOLMANSLEEVE, WEIDEMANN JV.23 7014 TRONDHEIM... ALL IN NORWAY... SEND DISX!!!! *************** DEXION *************** CONTACT THE DEXION HQ FOR EVERYTHING AT THIS ADDY: DEXION POSTE RESTANTE 5000 ODENSE C DENMARK ---------------------------------------- CONTACT SPECTRE FOR SWAPPING EVERYTHING: MIGHTYMUZ MATHIAS OLSSON HOFVERBERGSGATAN 6 S-252 43 HELSINGBORG SWEDEN ---------------------------------------- CONTACT RATTLEHEAD OF ZOMBIE BOYS FOR FAST & COOL SWAP: RATTLEHEAD/ZB, NOKTALI SOK. 7/12, 06700 G.O.P, ANKARA, TURKEY. ** NO LOOSERS! ** ---------------------------------------- ZOMBIE BOYS ARE ALSO SEARCHING FOR REAL COOL CODERS ON AMIGA. FOR JOINING WRITE TO: TURBO; SOGANLIK PK.19, KARTAL, ISTANBUL, TURKEY OR TO: RATTLEHEAD, NOKTALI SOK. 7/12, 06700 G.O.P, ANKARA, TURKEY. * NO LAMERS! * ---------------------------------------- TIRED OF LAME POSTSENDINGS?!? THEN WRITE TO: MR.AMIGA OF ALFA CREW AND ZEUS KOGENDYK 20 1862 XD BERGEN (N.H.) - HOLLAND - 'ZEUS' IS ALSO LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS OR WHOLE GROUPS WHO LIKE TO JOIN THIS MEGACOOL GROUP, WE ARE FORMED WITH: SBC, SIDON, DOOM (SOUTH AFRICA) AND SO ON!! 100% ANSWER TO ALL, SEND 3.5 OR A 5.25 DISK(S) SWAP WITH US! * LIQUID GOLD * ALSO WE NEED CODERS BADLY.... TO SWAP WITH US OR JOIN AS CODE DEMOS WRITE TO: LIQUID GOLD HQ 21 STANLEY ROAD MORECAMBE LANCASHIRE LA3 1UP ENGLAND ---------------------------------------- ***** A M A Z E - P O S S E S S E D **** BOMBER OF AMAZE-POSSESSED IS SEARCHING FOR SOME NEW AND GOOD CONTACTS . SO WRITE TO ME, OR I WILL KILL YA ON THE NEXT PARTY : (I WAIT FOR YA, LAMER !!!!) PLK 158132 E 2900 OLDENBURG WEST-GERMANY OR CALL OUR BBS 'CRYSTAL PALACE' UNDER +49-(0)8431-40959 ---------------------------------------- RST/NORTH STAR IS LOOKING FOR HOT DEMO SWAPPERS. FEEL FREE TO WRITE AT : MICALLEF FREDERIC BD DE LA GLACIERE LE BELVEDERE BT.C F-13014 MARSEILLE INCLUDE AT LEAST 2 DISKS ( MORE FOR FOR LAMERS...) = 100% ANSWER. (ALSO FOR THRASH TAPES SWAPPIN') ---------------------------------------- CONTACT US FOR LATEST WARES: THE TROOPER OF WHIPLASH PLK 063249 C 5000 KOLN 90 W. GERMANY AND REMEMBER TO SEND SOME DISKS! ---------------------------------------- CONTACT CINEFEX DES.FOR THE LATEST WAREZ AT: CINEFEX D. HQ SLATTEV. 13 2600 LILLEHAMMER NORWAY GREETINGS TO: VISION FACTORY, PARANOIMIA PARADOX , SCOOPEX , MAYHEM , SUPPLEX , ADEPT , REBELS + THE REST OF THE BEST!! ---------------------------------------- DISASTER AREA HQ SWAP THE LATEST STUFF WITH US ! (NO NAME!) PLK 129753 C 2330 ECKERFOERDE WEST GERMANY ---------------------------------------- CONTACT MR. NIGHTMARE OF OMICRON ! CHRISTER LINDQUIST GRUVGANGEN 7 653 43 KARLSTAD SWEDEN DISK = 100% ANSWER ---------------------------------------- CONTACT PROLOGIC FOR HOT SWAPPING : PROLOGIC SKRANTEN 2 MO 4100 NAESTVED DENMARK SPECIAL GREETINGS TO: PARADOX - NOLIMITS - ADEPT - SKID ROW ---------------------------------------- TO SWAP WITH AL CAPONE OF DE LOREAN SEND DISX TO: PLK 004147 D 495 MINDEN 2 W-GERMANY WE SWAP ALSO ILLEGAL WAREZ!NO DISK=NOANS ---------------------------------------- CONNECTION WITH GAGE OF THE RIPP MASTERS PLK 058667 B, 7900 ULM 1, WEST GERMANY SEND NO DISKS COZ KRIPO'S OUT TO GET ME.(ONLY COOL DUDES GET RECEPTION) CONTACT US, WE'RE THE FUTURE ---------------------------------------- 4 BUYING THE LATEST MODEM WAREZ CONTACT PARADOX P.O.BOX 2221 BRIDGEVIEW, IL 60455 USA ---------------------------------------- JACKMIX-CRYPTOBURNERS POSTBOKS 141 3055 KROKSTADELVA NORWAY ---------------------------------------- THE RIPP MASTERS WANT TO SWAP WITH ELITE CREWS! WRITE TO PLK 178252 E, 4950 MINDEN 2, WEST GERMANY. OR +4957161933(MODEM 19200 BAUD). ALSO LOOKING FOR CODERS, ORIGINAL SUPPLIERS. ---------------------------------------- WANNA TRADE THE LATEST WITH HAWKEYE OF ARMADA THEN WRITE TO: P.O.BOX 9016 129 RVK ICELAND ALSO MODEM TRADING 0-1 DAYS OLD STUFF ======================================== = CONTACT = = HEADSMAHER/BRAIN WAVE = = FOR BUYING OR SWAPPING THE LATEST = = AMIGA WAREZ (0-3 DAYS OLD) UNDER: = = PLK 007444 D = = 5024 PULHEIM = = WEST GERMANY = = SWAPPING: NO DISX - NO ANSWER!!! = ======================================== CONTACT VISION FACTORY FOR THE LATEST WARES! PLK 021309-C 2300 KIEL 1 WEST GERMANY ---------------------------------------- FOR BUYING THE LATEST WARES CONTACT V I S I O N F A C T O R Y PLK 089165-C 2300 KIEL 1 WEST GERMANY ---------------------------------------- - SCIENCE INC. AND SPECTRAL - -IS SEARCHING FOR : VHS TAPES (GERMAN) - - ------------------ - - HOUSE-MUSIC-MIXES - - ----------------- - - AMIGA CONTACTS - - -------------- - - TRAINERM.,CODERS,..- - -------------------- - ABOS DISC 2DM OR 1,50 DOLLAR- - ----------------------------- - CONTACT US AT : PLK 136630 E - - 7060 SCHORNDORF - - WEST GERMANY - -OR CALL AMIGA-BEACH SPECTRAL HQ IN USA- ** SAVAGE ** P.O.BOX 10 FILIPPO RIZZI 8607 KAPFENBERG VIA VESCOVADO 39 AUSTRIA 35100 PADOVA ITALY ELITE ONLY!!! NO DISX=NO ANSWER! ---------------------------------------- FOR ELITE MAIL TRADING CONTACT: JANITOR/REBELS REBELS POSTRESTANTE/SEJS 8600 SILKEBORG 13 DENMARK DON'T FAKE! GREETINGS TO ALL REAL FRIENDS! ---------------------------------------- FOR SWAPPIN BEERS+BEERCARDS WRITE TO: SAIGON/SAVAGE P.O.BOX 10 8607 KAPFENBERG AUSTRIA ---------------------------------------- C R Y P T O B U R N E R S NEEDS MORE COOL AND FAST CONTACTS! WRITE TO: P.O.BOX 141 N - 3055 KR.ELVA NORWAY NO BRAIN - NO FUTURE! ---------------------------------------- WANNA SWAP COOL'N'HOT? WELL, WHAT THE !?%&/-() ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB A PEN AND A DISK, AND WRITE A LETTER TO: IVAR DALE NAADLANDSBERGET 3B N-4033 FORUS NORWAY LETTER+DISK=398% ANSWER ---------------------------------------- FOR TRADING THE LATEST MUSIC TAPES WRITE TO STERLING OF SAVAGE... NO HEAVY METAL! P.O.BOX 46, A-8607 KAPFENBERG, AUSTIA... ---------------------------------------- FOR GREAT SWAPPING, WRITE TO: HIGHWAYMAN / DARKLIGHT P.O.BOX 75 GERMISTON 1400 SOUTH AFRICA ZEDY / CHROME C KUUSIT. 10 H SF-81730 LIEKSA R FINLAND O M HOT & FAST CONTACT - 100% ANSWERS! E ---------------------------------------- CONTACT CAMELOT OF THEATRE FOR ELITE SWAPPING! ESPEN O. PEDERSEN 3624 LYNGDAL I N. N O R W A Y ! ! ! NO DISK = NO ANSWER NO LAMERS!!! ---------------------------------------- -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= - HAVE YOU GOT ANY STICKERS ??? = - PLEEZE SEND THEM TO ME... = - I WILL GIVE YOU A DISK FOR THEM... = - = -WRITE TO:OYVIND MOLL = - SVEINSGT. 23A = - N-3250 LARVIK = - *NORWAY* = --=YOU=---=WILL=---=BE=---=REMEMBERED=-= XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX X X X D A R K S I D E X X X X IS SEARCHING FOR NEW COOL CONTACTS X X X X BLACKTIGER/DARKSIDE X X LAURANTIE 73 20 X X SF-01360 VANTAA 36 X X FINLAND X X X X NO LAMERS - NO DISK = NO ANSWER X X X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX CONTACT ISRAEL'S BEST GROUP H.Q. AT THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS: STACK 89 (WRITE THIS) 26 HABANAI ST. 96264 JERUSALEM I S R A E L ALL LETTERS & DISX WILL BE RETURNED FAST **************************************** * * * FOR SWAPPING:STRYPER * * OYVIND MOLL * * SVEINSGT. 23A * * N-3250 LARVIK * * -=NORWAY=- * * * * - EVERYBODY IS WELCOME TO WRITE - * * * **************************************** CALL STERLING: AUSTRIA (0)3862 251563 V I D E O AND M U S A X ------------------------- WANNA SWAP WITH ME? P.O.BOX 46, A-8607 KAPFENBERG, AUSTRIA NO COMPUTER-STUFF PLEASE! FRIENDSHIP RULES! DON'T FORGET THAT! ---------------------------------------- IF YOU WANNA JOIN, SWAP OR TALK WITH ** DUPLEX ** WRITE TO: CASE, PLK 007115D, 2080 PINNEBERG UNITED GERMANY ----------------------------------------