XENOMORPHS! @A NEW SCOOPEX-PRODUCTION , ONE OF THE BEST EVER MADE ! DONE IN A PERIOD OF FIVE DAYS IN AUGUST 1989 &&&&& OH WELL , I REALLY HATE WRITING SCROLLTEXTS , BUT SOMEBODY HAS GOT TO DO IT , SO LITTLE BRAINBURNED PIXELTHROWING DWARF J.O.E. WILL BRING YOU THE PLEASURE OF READING SOME WORDS OF NEVERENDING WISDOM ! SO COME AND FOLLOW ME IN THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF XENOMORPHS! @ A BLACK DARK SKY , SOME STARS AND IN THE FRONT OF IT SOME GARBAGE FLYING AROUND ! YEAH THAT'S REALLY COOL ... TASTE THE SMELL OF OLD BRAINS , BURNED BLOOD , DRIED SLIME AND MUCH MORE ! LISTEN TO THAT CRUEL TUNE TORTOURING YOUR EARS AND READ SOME SELECTED WORDS OF REAL FOOLISHNESS ! FIRST THE STORY OF THIS DEMO ... ONE LAZY AFTERNOON LITTLE BRAINBURNED * WAS SITTING ALONE AT HOME , EATING SOME LAMERS , DRILLING IN HIS NOSE , HUNTING DRIFTMINES IN HIS COCA-COLA , SO WITH OTHER WORDS J.O.E. WAS PRETTY BORED ! THEN SUDDENLY THE RINGING OF THE PHONE RIPPED HIM OUT OF SLEEPING ! --- HIS OLD (!) DUDE (DUDELDUH !) CHALLENGER WAS CALLING ... 'HEH TSCHOH WUELLST NET ZU MIA KUMMAN A DEMO MOCHN , ODER !' (TRANSLATION OF HEAVY TYROLEAN SLANG 'HEY JOE , DO YOU WANT TO COME TO ME , MAKING A DEMO , OR !') ... AND SOME DAYS LATER J.O.E. WAS SITTING IN THE TRAIN , GETTIN' A FLAT ASS , RIDING TO CHALLENGERS PLACE ! &&& 1ST DAY ... WE WERE SITTING IN CHALLY'S (STRANGE NICKNAME) ROOM AND SEARCHING (WITH A PAIN IN OUR BRAIN) FOR AN IDEA ... THINKING ... CHALLY ' WHAT ABOUT A DEMO WITH 1000000 BOBS? YOU CAN DRAW THE BOBS WITH TWO AND A HALF COLOURS , ISN'T THAT GREAT? ' ... AFTER DANCIN' ON CHALLENGERS HEAD TO THE RHYTHM OF AN OSTERMAN SONG I ASKED ' WHAT ABOUT MAKIN A SLIDESHOW FOR ME? ' OUUH !!! THAT DISK , STICKIN' IN MY ASS , HURTS , OH BOY ! CONTINUING THIS NICE GAME THE WHOLE AFTERNOON WE DECIDED TO MAKE A DEMO WITH FLYING PUSSIES ... BUT CHALLENGER DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A PUSSY IS AND I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DRAW ONE , SO WE GOT THE GLORIOUS (STARS ? - SHARK !) IDEA TO MAKE A DEMO WITH FLYING SLIMEBALLS DESTROYED MECHS , CONSERVED BRAINS AND SO ON ... U SEE IT RIGHT NOW WHAT HAPPENED &&&&& 2ND DAY ... CHALLENGER STARTED TO CODE AND I WAS SITTING IN FRONT OF MY GOOD OLD EVERUSED DPAINT , MXXXXXXXXXXG WITH SOME NASTY PICTURES TO GET REALLY SLIMY INSPIRATIONS ... AAHHH... THEN I STARTED TO DRAW. 16 COLOURS !!! HELLO MERRIMAN , DID YOU HEAR THAT &16 COLORS& A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN YOUR 2 COLS , WHAT DO YOU THINK? ... AND BECAUSE NOBODY IS INTERESTED HOW I AM PAINTING MY PIXELS OF TERROR WE ARE LOOKING TO CHALLENGERS CODING ... AT THE FIRST DAY HE WAS FIGHTING WITH THE BUFFERING I THINK , I ONLY HEARD HIM SCREAMING SOME NASTY WORDS. SO WE WORKED TILL LATE IN THE NIGHT. TO RELAX I WAS WATCHING 'X-LARGE' THE FAB DEMO OF SPREADPOINT. I ENJOYED THE NICE TUNE AS THAT LOUD THAT THE NEIGHBOUR IN THE FLAT ABOVE (AN EX-BOXER , CALLED HERBERT) WAS BUMPING WITH HIS FEET AT THE GROUND TO PROTEST ... HAHA WE IGNORED HERBIE , BUT THAT WAS ONLY THE FIRST NIGHT !!! &&&#$&&& 3RD DAY ... PAINTING AND CODING AND CODING AND PAINTING AND PAINTING AND CODING AND CODING , THEN CONVERTING AND CODING AND CONVERTING AND CODING ... DAMN I'VE SORTED THIS SHITTY GFX WRONG - AND DO IT ALL AGAIN FOLKS ! YEP , THAT WAS NEARLY THE WHOLE THIRD DAY ...... NEARLY ... THIS THE WE SELECTED ROB HUBBARD'S SANXION FOR HERBIE TO LISTEN TO ... HE WAS SO HAPPY TO HEAR IT AT 2.AM THAT HE BUMPED AGAIN AND THEN HE GAVE US A CALL , BUT WE DIDN'T RECEIVE THE PHONE HEHEHE , WE JUST PLAYED THE SONG AGAIN , YUPEEEHH ! BUMP ! BUMP ! STOMP ! &&&&#$&&&& 4TH DAY ... WE WERE CHOOSING THE TUNES FOR THE DEMO !!! THEN WE STARTED AGAIN ... CHALLENGER FINISHED THE BOBMOVING , ANIMATIONS AND THE STARBACKGROUND AND I WAS PAINTING THE TITLEPIC FOR THE INTRO IN FRONT OF THE DEMO ... AND THEN THE NIGHT WAS COMING AND HERBIE TRIED TO SLEEP HUAAHHAHA ... BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE GOT A CALL ' THIS IS AN ATI CALL , ARE THERE SCHLEIMI AND KOT (?!?!? SLIMY AND SHIT!?) - (THE OPERATOR HERSELF COULDN'T HELP LAUGHING !) --- AFTER THAT WE HEARD A TERRIBLE GERMAN LAUGH THROUGH THE PHONE .. THAT WAS OUR WELLKNOWN ALPHORN HEIKO , THE PHREAKING CALLINGCARDEATING PHONEBILLBURNIN' FRIEND... AND SO WE SPENT THE REST OF THE NIGHT TALKIN' WITH HEIKO , LAUGHING ABOUT HEIKOS GREAT JOKES (!?!) BUT THEN ... THE DOORBELL WAS RINGING , I LOOKED THROUGH THE DOORSPY AND THERE HE WAS STANDING ... OUR HERBIE ... JESUS , HE WAS LOOKING ANGRY BUT WE CONTINUED LAUGHING , YODELLING , JOKING AND IGNORED HIM AGAIN. AFTER HALF AN HOUR HE WENT BACK IN HIS FLAT , TRYING TO SLEEP WHILE HE WAS LISTENING THE GAME MUSIC OF 'HARD'N HEAVY' !!! OH YEAH (I WANNA BUST THAT BODY !) !!! BY THE WAY , JEEESUS , THANX FOR CALLING US THAT DAY. THAT WAS A COOL CONFERENCE WITH THE GIRL ON THE DOORBELL , WHAT DO YOU THINK? &&&#$&&& TODAY , THE 5TH DAY OF WORKING , JOKING , CONVERTING , MXXXXXXXXXXG , PAINTING ... AT THE MOMENT I AM WRITING A SCROLLTEXT U HAVE TO KNOW AND CHALLENGER IS FIGHTING WITH HIS CODE , THIS LAMEHEAD HASN'T GOT ENOUGH MEMORY , BUT WE HAVE ONLY GOT !!! 226KB !!! OF SOUND AND ONLY !!! 155KB !!!OF GPHX , HUAAHH !!! WE HAVE NEARLY FINISHED THE DEMO , UH YEAH , (I HOPE SO !) &&&&&& YEP , THAT WAS THE STORY OF THIS DEMO ! AND NOW FOLLOW ME A BIT MORE IN THE FANTASTIC , WONDERPRODUCING , BITPLANEBUSTING WORLD OF & XENOMORPHS! & @ U , U INNOCENT FLY-AROUND-THE-HOUSE-MONSTERS HAVE YOU EVER ASKED YOURSELF WHAT LIFE IS? OR WHAT IS THE REAL SENSE OF OUR BEEING? WHY IS THERE WAR? WHY AM I HERE? IS THERE TRUTH? IS THERE A PIZZA LEFT? WHO IS THE GIRL OF MY LIFE? WHY IS THE SEKA-EDITOR SOOO SLOW? & SURPRISED??? & BUT SEE THIS MAN STANDING ON HIS HAD WITH A GENTLE BREEZE OF DESTRUCTION IS HIS BACK PLAYING THE TUNE OF BROKEN BONES ON HIS PIPE OF PAN ! SEE ALL THIS STRIPEWARPED STONES LEAVING THE MOTHERS OF VIOLENCE ALONE IN THE BRIGHT DARKNESS OF THE ILLUSIONS OF VASTRAX !!! - MADNESS? NOT YET ! LOOK AT THE SILVER BEAMS OF LIFELESSNESS BRINGING THE GLORY WITHOUT THE POWER IN THE BLACK HEARTS OF SOME TREES WHICH ARE STANDING AT THE DARKSIDE OF PURPLE SPHERES RAISING THEMSELVES UP RIGHT BEHIND THE BLUE HORIZONS IN THE WORLD OF THE & XENOMORPHS & @ YEP , AND AFTER THAT LITTLE JOURNEY IN THE DARK MINDVALLEYS OF *** LET'S SIT IN OUR 360 DEGREE ROTATION-CHAIR AND LISTEN TO SOME PERSONAL NEWS AND MESSAGES OF J.O.E. AND HIS MINDWRECKED SWEETHEART CHALLY ( FIRST * THEN CHALLY) &&#$&& JESUS OF #$ SWEDEN ... HELLO SNUFFEATING MONSTER OF ROCK (?) IT'S NICE TO CONFERENCE WITH U , ESPECIALLY THE LAST CONFERENCE WITH THE NICE AUSTRIAN GIRL IN THE LINE , U REALLY TURNED HER ON , OH BOY , SHE GOT SO EXCITED !!! PLEASE SEND ME THE TUNES O.K.? &&& UNCLE TOM OF #$ SWEDEN ... I THINK U ARE ONE OF THE COOLEST MUSICIANS ON AMIGA , AND IT WAS MY PLEASURE TO MEET U ON THE SUMMER CONFERENCE ... ALWAYS REMEMBER ... IT'S ALL NATURE ! I LIKE PEOPLE LIKE YOU ! &&& MERRIMAN OF #$ SWEDEN ... SEND ME SOME OF YOUR TUNES AND YOU'LL GET SOME PICTURES DRAWN BY CRAZY TYPER ... HOE HOE !!! AND PLEASE FINISH THE WIZARDPROTECTOR O.K.? &&& AND SOME NICE GREETFISHES ALSO TO PANTHER AND EDDIE &&& PETER OF DIGITECH ... THANX FOR YOUR NICE SUPPORT AT THE PARTY AND ALSO THANX TO YOUR MOTHER !!! &&& NOW AWAY FROM SCANDINAVIA TO BRITAIN &&& SHARE AND ENJOY ... YOUR MEGADEMO WASN'T THAT BAD , BUT I MISSED THE HIT IN IT. I THINK I'LL WRITE AN ARTICLE FOR SCOOPTEX (OFCOURSE ABOUT PAINTING !) &&& HEIKO , OUR DIALERPUKING , VOICE- MAILBOXCOLLECTING 'EMMENTALER' READ THIS ... THANX FOR THE WAKEUP-SERVICE FOR OUR SPECIAL BIGMOUTHED MEGALAME FRIEND TRASH (EX-COSMOS) ... ALSO THANX FOR CALLING US BY THE NAMES 'SCHLEIMI AND KOT' (REALLY NICE ! THE OPERATOR NEARLY EXPLODED !) ... AND YOUR ENGLISH IS SO PROFESSIONAL (JESUS KNOWS THAT , YEP !?!) BUT LIFE WOULD BE SO BORING WITHOUT YOUR CALLS , OHRENGEIGE , SO KEEP ON YOUR FUNNY WORK ! -- MAY THE GREAT GURU OF THE MASTERCARD PROTECT YOU FOREVER , BIG WIZARD OF THE CALLINGCARDS ! &&& ANOTHER GREETFISH OR BETTER GREETSHARK GOES TO SHARK THE MASTER OF THE ONEPLANED PIXELSUNS , THANX FOR THE CARD. KEEP BUSTIN' ! &&& FUCK U VECTREX , DON'T DO THAT AGAIN , OR THE GREEN MYGLERS OF THE NEVERENDING PAIN IN THE ASS WILL HUNT U , LAMEHEAD !!! &&& RANGERDANGER ... YEP , WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU? I THINK THE SAME WHAT WE ARE DOING NOW. HEHE ... U'LL GET SOME DISKS SOON ... BUT , PLEASE , LET ME HEAR MORE OF U IN THE FUTURE , OR I'LL SEND U SOME MYGLERS TOO !!! HOE , HOE &&&#$&&& AND FINALLY , CRAYZY TYPER , THE LEGEND ... SORRY THAT WE HAD TO QUIT MAKING THE GAME , BUT THERE WAS NO WAY TO AVOID IT , U KNOW IT ! BUT KEEP ON YOUR WORK , BYTEMAGICIAN! AND * SAYS 'GO , GO , GO WITH THE SMILE !!! &&& #$ &&& &&& #$ &&& BY THE WAY , CALL HEIKO'S VOICE-MAILBOX , IF YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FOR HIM OR FOR SCOOPEX !! HERE IS THE NUMBER ... 714 665 641 3 ... @@ LET'S CONTINUE WITH OUR JOURNEY THROUGH THE MAGICSOAKED LAND OF THE XENOMORPHS! @ WELL , NOW I WILL LEAD YOU TO THE CRUEL BUT LEGENDARY ASHCOVERED HILL OF FUCKINGS &&& CONCENTRATED MEGAFUCKINGS TO ALL LAMERS AND SEMI-LAMERS WHO ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO REACH THE QUALITY OF US COOL PROFESSIONALS IN THE REAL (!) SCENE ! FUCKINGS TO THE LOOSERS WHO TRY TO COME ON THE TOP WITH FOUL TRICKS ! AND THE DISEASE SHOULD STRIKE ALL OF YOU WHO ARE BUYING CRACKS AND DEMOS !!! #$ SAYS 'GIVE IT UP !' &&& BUT ALL THE OTHER GUYS WHO ARE MAKING GOOD AND COOL PRODUCTIONS - KEEP ON WORKING , STRIKE FOWARD , WE ARE THE NEW GENERATION , READY TO STOMP ALL THE LOOSERS , MYGLERS AND ST USERS IN THE DUST OF DESTRUCTION ! &&& #$ &&& AND YOU , YOU BAD PAINTERS , GIVE IT UP !!! &&& #$ &&& AND NOW SOME WORDS RIPPED OUT OF CHALLENGERS DARK MIND !!! && #$ && DEAR BROTHERS AND (OF COURSE) SISTERS ... NOW REVEREND CHALLENGER IS SPEAKING TO YOU !!! LAST TIME I SAW MANY (BAD) BOB DEMOS !!! - HEY FOLKS DONT CREATE DEMOS WITH THE 16 X 16 X 2 PLANE BOBS !!! - ITS THE LAMEST THING YOU CAN DO !!! &&& MAKE COOL DEMOS (LIKE THIS ONE) AND STOP USING CHEAP TRICKS IN YOUR BOBANIMATIONS E.G. READING POSITIONS FROM A TABLE - 3 DMA CHANNEL BOBS - PAGEFLIPPING ... AND ALL THESE SHITTY TRICKS .... - GIVE IT UP LAMERS !!! &&& WHAT SHOULD I SAY - BURP ! - I DONT KNOW ..... AHHH , YES , PERSONAL GREETINGS ..... CHALLENGER MOVES OUT HIS SUPER LASER ZAPS TO HEIKO & SKYFIRE & SHARK THE NEGRO-MASSA & MY MUM & DANGER-RANGER & T.I.W. & MY ESCAPE KEY & MY DEL(ETE) & KRAESIE DEIPA & MAVERICK OF SPREADPOINT ( HEY , GUY - THANKS FOR WRITING SOME BOBFORMATIONS IN THIS DEMO .... - GREET THE OTHER SPREADPOINT GUYS FROM ME ... - YOU ARE COOL , ANYWAY !) & COPPERHEAD & AND FINALLY THE SWEDISH DRUG MAFIA (JESUS) .......... HEHEHEHE &&& INTERVIEW TIME THIS TIME BEYOND THE MIC J.O.E. @ 1ST QUESTION ... HAVE YOU GOT A SISTER & YES & HOW OLD IS SHE ??? & 15 YEARS - BUT SHE HAS MANNERS LIKE 10 & WHATS YOUR OPINION OF LAMERS ??? & I LIKE TO HIT THEM & WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE LAMER ??? & CHALL.. AEHH JUST KIDDING !!! - OHH I LIKE THEM ALL - ESPECIALLY THE GREEN ONES !!! & WHY DO YOU EAT LAMERS ??? & THEY TASTE SO WONDERFUL !!! - BUT IN THIS CASE I PREFER THE RED ONES !!! & DO YOU LIKE MICKEY MOUSE ??? & FUCK OFF HEIKO !!! & SHOULD I CONTINUE CODING ON XENOMORPHS ??? YEP ! THANK GOD ! AFTER THIS VERY MYGLERLIKE INTERMEZZO J.O.E. IS CONTINUINGHIS POETIC WORX ! YEAHH , MY PENIS IS SO LONG , I COULD STRANGULATE A GIRL WITH IT !?! NOT VERY POETIC EH? LET'S TRAVEL ON THE PATH OF MADNESS ! OR NO JUST FORGET IT! BYE! C.U.!!! &&&&&&&&&&&& CHALLENGER AND * OF #$ SIGNING OFF !!! BYE , BYE #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$ TO CALL J.O.E. WAIT A FEW BLOCKS &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& U REALLY THOUGHT I WOULD TYPE MY NUMBER IN A DEMO ??? --- CONTACT SCOOPEX TO CONTACT J.O.E. #$ * #$ * #$ * #$ * #$ * #$ * #$ * #$ @@ AND HERE'S MY NUMBER 03133 8388 (AUSTRIA) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@