THE TEN BEST POO POO DREAMERS SO FAR »»»»» POO-POO DREAMS, INSTRUCTIONS ««««« ----------> ONE PLAYER MODE! <---------- GREEN BRICK = 6000 POINTS RED BRICK = 20000 POINTS YELLOW BRICK = 40000 POINTS ----------> TWO PLAYER MODE! <---------- GREEN BRICK = 6000 POINTS RED BRICK = 20000 POINTS YELLOW BRICK = 30000 POINTS» »IT ALSO GIVES YOUR OPPONENT THE HALF OF YOUR TALE <> LEAVING YOU A LOT SHORTER & YOUR OPPONENT A LOT LONGER, NASTY EHH??? »WHEN USING A JOIN-IN THE SCORE IS RESET »WHEN A PLAYER IS DEAD, THE PLAY MODE IS AUTOMATICLY SET BACK TO ONE PLAYER MODE, THE MODE CHANGES WHEN A JOIN IN IS USED! WHEN YOU DIE YOU GET 10 POINTS PR CHAIN! »»»» (C) 1992-1993 SILENTS DENMARK! «««« COOL ENOUGH PLAYER 1, ENTER THY NAME AWESOME PLAYER 2 - ENTER YOUR NAME THE TEN BEST POO POO DREAMERS SO FAR HI THERE DUDE, AND WELCOME TO ^DEMON DOWNLOAD'S^ SECRET GAMEPART!!!!!! (READ ON FOR PARTY SCROLLER) THE COOL MUSIC WAS COMPOSED BY: TERRAX OF PALACE, AND ALL GRAPHICS WAS DONE BY THE MASTER OF SILENTS DK!!!!! IF YOU WANNA' KNOW HOW THE SCORE SYSTEM WORKS, JUST WAIT UNTIL THE ^INSTRUCTIONS^ SCREEN POPS UP!!!! ELSE THE CONTROLS ARE QUITE SIMPLE, USE THE JOYSTICK OR/AND THE KEYBOARD ( ARROW KEYS ) TO CONTROL THE PLAYER(S).......... ^P^ TO PAUSE GAME, AND ^ESC^ TO ABORT IT WHEN YOU GET PISSED??? THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH INSTRUCTIONS SO NOW YOU CAN PLAY THE GAME, IT'S MEGAFUN WHEN YOU ARE TWO PLAYERS, TRY IT OUT!!!!!! WE ARE NOW SITTING AT ^THE PARTY II^ HERE IN AARS AND WE HAVE ABOUT NO MORE TIME LEFT TO FINISH THIS TRACKMO!!!!!!!! BUT WE HOPE TO MAKE THE DEADLINE AT 04:00........... I AM ALMOST DEAD SO I'LL LEAVE THE KEYBOARD TO A FREAK WHO IS A BIT MORE NONDEAD!!!!!!!!!! HERE IS SIDEWINDER / CONTROL!?!?!?! TA-TAAA -------- AAAAARGH!!!! I JUST CAME HERE, AND HE WANTED ME TO WRITE SOME TEXT, AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE!!!!!! AND ABOUT BEING LESS DEAD..... WELL... I DONT KNOW. I ONLY KNOW ONE PERSON, WHO DEFINATELY IS MORE DEAD AT THE MOMENT, AND THAT'S JOY-BOY/CONTROL. HE HAS NOT BEEN ASLEEP YET (WHICH MEANS THAT HE HAS BEEN AWAKE FOR MORE THAN 50 HOURS). I MUST SAY, I UNDERSTAND IT IF THE MASTER FEELS DEAD, 'CAUSE HIS MONITOR IS NEXT TO HIM, SO THAT HE HAS TO LOOK SIDEWAYS TO SEE IT. NOW I WANT TO MAKE SOME SOUP, SO I'M GONE BACK TO THE MASTER.................. IM STILL DEAD....... ( DET ER SIMPELTHEN NOGET JOHN ER DET, JA DET ER SAA! )... A JOKE SUPPLIED BY STEFFEN BURNED - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE ON A CAT??? ALL IT'S LEGS ARE EQUAL LENGHT, ESPECIALLY THE LEFT ONE?!?!? GREAT, THIS FUCKING KEY '4' WORKS LIKE SHIT...... SO I'LL LEAVE THIS WEIRD KEYBOARD AGAIN AND LET 'EVADE' WRITE SOME LINES!!!! HELLO DEAR READERS, WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO READ RIGHT NOW IS SOME I DON'T MEAN. WELL, FIRST ONE THING, KEY NUMBER '4444444444' WORKS FINE. I DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE TO WRITE THAT MUCH BECAUSE I'M IN BADLY NEED OF BEER!!!!! DO YOU KNOW THIS FEELING? HOPE SO! SEE YOU IN ANOTHER SCROLLER, BUT NOT IN THIS ONE BYE.. BYE........ HI THIS IS JOHN DOE OF SILENTS.... NOT OF STATIC BYTES! HE IS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PERSON. I DO GFX AND HE CODE, SO WE DONT THINK ANYONE WILL BE CONFUSED CONCERNING THE IDENTICAL NAMES. MY PERSONEL GREETS WILL GO TO STATIC BYTES (HI JOHN DOE AND BUCK! THANX FOR YA HOSPITALITY) ANALOG (HI SPOKY!) STERION (HI DIZE AND CRUSH) ... .. . . I'M REALLY GOING TO QUIT NOW SO SEE U IN ANOTHER RELEASE! COMATIC STRESS ATTACKS DOE SO............... I'M BACK, THE MASTER OF SILENTS!!!!! I JUST WANNA' THANX TERRAX OF PALACE FOR THIS MEGANICE PIECE OF SOUND!!!!!!!!!! MEGABAAAAAD YOU COULDN'T COME TO THIS PARTY DUDE!!!!! ALSO A BIG THANX TO EVADE FOR LETTING US INVADE HIS AMIGA AT THE PARTY, THANX MAN ( LET'S GO PLAY SOME BILLIARD AGAIN SOME DAY???). FUCK, THIS DEMO IS REAL FUCKED SO WE HAVE TO LEAVE OUT A LOT OF GREAT EFFECTS, AND A FEW TEXT SCREENS..... I GUESS YOU KNOW WHERE THE SCREENS ARE MISSING, BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK!?!?!?! I DO.... OOOOPS HERE'S RAYBAN OF SILENTS, SO I'D BETTER SPLIT FOR A FEW SEC'S............. HMMM... WHAT AM I DOIN' HERE? WELL, AFTER PUKING AT THE PC-DEMO COMPETITION I CAN SAY THAT IT IS EVEN NICE TO LOOK AT THE OLD TOPAZ-FONT... THANKS TO THE MASTER FOR USING MY VERY LOW-MIND STATE AGAINST ME. I'M PROBABLY WRITING SOMETHING NOW THAT I'LL GET SHIT FOR LATER, BUT, BUT!!! WHO CARES? SILENTS: IF YOU GOT NOTHING BETTER TO SAY! BESKATTA ALLEMANSRATTEN!!!!!!!! WELL, THIS IS HEXAGON/ADDICTS (VECTOR-THOMAS) TYPING SOME SHIT. I STARTED TO CODE FOR 1 1/2 YEARS AGO AND RECENTLY I LEARNED HOW TO MAKE THE POPULAR FILLED VECTORS. I LEARNED IT FROM M/B PRODUCTIONS AND 2 MONTHS LATER I BECAME A MEMBER OF ADDICTS. I HAVEN'T REALEASED ANYTHING YET, BUT I HOPE TO RELEASE A SMALL DEMO IN THE NEAREST FUTURE. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW......... WELL LETS GET CYBORG AT THE KEYS! YOPE, THIS PARTY II IS SIMPLY TOO WILD! A BIG TNX TO KR'33 FOR THE DUTCH BEER, HOPE YA LIKED THE X-MAS BEER ASWELL? APART FROM THAT? A BIG HELLO TO ALL THE PEOPLE HERE AT THIS AWESOME PARTY! KEEP KEWL! THIS IS CYBORG SIGNING OUT! HERE IS BIONIC/TSL.... THE PARTY IS OVER AND GUESS WHAT??? WE DIDN'T REACH THE DEADLINE FOR THE DEMO-COMPETITION. THE LAST FEW MINUTES WERE JUST LIKE VIETNAM (HEJ JESPER). WE WERE 2 CODERS, 2 GRAPHICIANS AND 2 MORAL SUPPORTERS WHO TRIED TO FINISH THE DEMO BEFORE 04:00. WE MADE A PREVIEW OF THE DEMO, BUT IT CRASHED (JUST ONE BUG IN THE COPPER-LIST)!!!!!!!!!!!! - AND WE WERE TOTALLY FUCKED UP IN OUR HEADS, BECAUSE WE HAD CODED 20 HOURS A DAY SINCE THE 25TH DEC. THIS LAST DAY WITHOUT ANY BRAKES. A PERSONAL JESPER TO: MR. PICO OF NANOPOWER (KAARE NIELSEN!) - WHEN DO YOU GET AN AMIGA 1200 (OR AMIGA 4000)???? - SOON I HOPE... NOW, WE HAVE TO MAKE A DISK-ROUTINE, SO BYE(ONIC!!!)...... GAAAB, THE MASTER IS BACK AGAIN, AGAIN!!!!!?? WELL WE MISSED THE DEADLINE, BUT NOW WE HAVE THE TIME NEEDED TO CORRECT THE FEW BUGS IN THE TRACKMO, COOL ENOUGH!!!!!! WELL I HAVE A FEW PERSONEL JOHNS...... HERE THEY GO!!!! HELLO AND HI TO: TERRAX/PALACE (THANX FOR SAVING OUR ASSES!!) - GADGET/INFECT (YO DUDE, ENJOYING THE DANISH BEER???? HA-HA) - EVADE (GREAT YOUR AMIGA WORKS LIKE AN AMIGA IS SUPPOSED TO WORK, EHH?) - RAYBAN/SILENTS (NICE TO MEET YA') - MR. PERFECT/SILENTS (WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO ABOUT YOUR IDEA!!! OK???? THANX FOR THE TIP) - UNCLE ACID/DEFIANCE (I DIDN'T SEE YA' AT LOS PARTY??? WHERE YOU THERE????) - CASH/MENTASM (WHEN IS YOUR MAG READY FOR RELEASE?????) - CRIONICS (YO THERE FREAKS, NICE SEEING YOU AGAIN!!!) - KYD/BALLE AND STATIC (NICE CONCERT YOU MANAGED TO MAKE!!!!!!) - HEXAGON/ADDICTS (ARE YOU A SENIOR MEMBER IN ADDICTS????? JOKE!!) - SPLIT/BALANCE (YO THERE, LOOOOOONG TIME NO SEE/LISTEN OR LETTER!!) - GROUND ZERO (LOKING FORWARD TO BE SEEING YOU SOON PAL!!!!) - ALL IN SILENTS (NICE GROUP OR WHAT??? I LIKED THE LAST CONFERENCE ALTHOUGH YOU WOKE ME UP!!! SEE YA ALL AT THE NEXT BIG PARTY!!!) - SNIPER/CONTROL (FIK DU SET NOGET GRIS?????? HA-HA VI SES I SKOLEN).......... FRESH PRINCE/NATURE KICK BACK!! (YO THERE DANIEL, ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS SLOW WITH YOUR MAIL - SLOW PRINCE (HA-HA))!!! - BIONIC/SILENTS ( HVA' SAA, SAA ER DET NU DET SKER!!! ENDELIG KAN VI KOMME ORDENTLIG I GANG MED ^THE GAME^) - JOHN DOE/SILENTS (YO' DO'E..... HOW'S LIFE???? BETTER THAN YOUR LAST HANGOVER I HOPE - HA-HA-HA... SEE YA') - -- A JOKE?? - WHAT'S THE RESEMBLANCE BETWEEN AN ELEPHANT AND A RADIATOR???! - THEY ARE BOTH MADE OF IRON, EXCEPT THE ELEPHANT?!? - BACK TO CRAP -- DEVILSTAR/SILENTS ( . ) ( JOKE, I LIKED YOUR DRAGON!!!! AND I AM LOKING FORWARD TO SEE YOUR NEXT AND COOLER MEGADRAWING!!!! HILS DIN KONE (NATALIE) - IF IT'S MISPELLED IT AIN'T MY FAULT) - CRUSH/STARION (YO' MICHAEL, NICE TALKING TO YA' - HOPE YOU DROP IN SOME DAY!!! MAYBE NEXT TIME THE ^DO'E^ AND ^D'STAR^ DROPS IN!!!) - YO' GORT (YOU WANTED A GREET, HERE IT IS!!!! RIGHT GERT S.LYNGEL!!!) - SIDEWINDER/CONTROL (DIN LILLE GRIS, HVA' ER DET FOR NOGLE FILMS I SIDDER OG SER'???????) - JOYBOY/CONTROL (NICE ^SEGA GAME-'GIRL'^, I'LL DROP BY WHEN THE WEATHER GET'S BETTER!!) I THINK THAT WAS ABOUT IT DUDES, SO I'D BETTER TAKE A BREAK...... BY THE WAY, SORRY FOR THE SHITTY SAVER SYSTEM BUT WE DIDN'T HAVE THE TIME TO MAKE A BETTER SAVER AT THE PARTY!!!!! SO LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, IT WORKS!!!!! I THINK SO (HA-HA-HA)..... HEY, IT'S DEVILSTAR ON THE FUCKING KEYZZZ!!! I JUST WANNA GREET SOME PERSONS: - DIZE/STARION LOOKING FORWARD 2 SEE YOUR KAFFEDEMO!!!! A SHAME YOU DIT'N MAKE IT FOR DA'PARTY 2...... - CRUSH/STARION ARE YOU CODING YOUR ASS OF WITH THAT DEMO????? - JOHN DOE/SILENTS HOW IS IT GOING WITH THAT PC-GAME GFX...(HVORNAAR SKAL VI RYGE BON IGEN SNART HAABER JEG)..... - BUCK/STB-NORD I'M DROPPING BY YOUR HOUSE SOME DAY 2 PICK UP MY HARDDISK!!!! - JOHN DOE/STB-NORD SLAP THE OTHERS DUDES FROM ME!!!!! - UNDERCOVER/T.N.D. YOU MISSED THE PARTY????? - MASTER/SILENTS YOU ARE A COOL FRIEND. SAY HELLO 2 YOUR MOM FROM ME, SHE MAKES GOOD FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!! - BIONIC/SILENTS YOU ARE A HARD MAN 2 CATCH!!(FLEMMING-LEMMING) - THE HUMAN AUTOFIRE/STARION HOW IS IT IN AARHUS? SAY HELLO 2 RICKY. I LIKED HIS B-SPLINE!!!!!!!!!! - SCORTIA/STARION LONG TIME NO SHIT!!!(WERE ARE YOU?) - FACE/WIZAX-2004 USE MY LOGO IN THAT INTRO OR YOU'R DEAD.. HIHI AND SLAP PIRAT JOE IN THE FACE 4 ME!!!!!!!! - LYNXX/SILENTS NICE TALKING 2 YOU AT THE AARS PARTY, - NINO BROWN/SILENTS. WERE YOU SLEEPING GOOD UNDER THOSE TABLES AT THE PARTY 92 (HA-HO-HI)... - RAYBAN/SILENTS, IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU AT THE PARTY, LOOKING FORWARD TO SEE SOME PRODUCTS FROM YOU IN THE FUTURE!! - CONNOR/BALANCE, IT WAS COOL TALKING TO YOU AT THE PARTY.. - BRUCE WILLIS/WARNER BROS. LIKED YOUR LAST MOVIE ^LAST BOYSCOUT^ PLEASE WRITE LONGER LETTERS IN THE FUTURE!!!!!! - AND LAST I WANNA' TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY.... I USE ABOUT 20/30 HOURS ON A PAPER SKETCH AND I USE ANOTHER 60/70 HOURS WHEN I DRAW IT ON THE AMIGA SCREEN!!!!! THAT'S ABOUT A 100 HOURS OF HARD WORK.... NEXT DAY I SEE A NEW DEMO WITH A NICE PICTURE IN IT, LATER I SEE THAT IT'S A COPY FROM A ^BORIS V.^ BOOK.... PEOPLE THINK THAT IT'S OK TO COPY FROM BOOKS, I THINK IT SUX...... HOW CAN YOU TAKE CREDITS FOR A PICTURE YOU DIDN'T DRAW !!!!!!!!! AND A HELLO TO ALL MEMBERS OF SILENTS!!!!! DEVILSTAR IS SIGNING OFF!!!!!!! AND REMEMBER ^NO FIX, NO FUN, THIS SLOGAN IS STILL NUMBER ONE???^ EHHH??? ^NO FIX, NO FUN, THE SILENTS IS STILL NUMBER ONE???^ EHHHHH..... XCUSE MOIR, BUT WHAT AM I DOIN' IN THIS SCROLLER?!? ARRGHHH! I DONT' WANNA' WRITE THIS SHITTY SCROLLE...FLONK...SMASH..TWAMPUFH... OK OK OK OK OK! I'LL WRITE, I'LL WRITE.. HEJSA VENNER, HVORDAN HAR I DET. AT THE MOMENT IT'S SNIPER/CONTROL WRITING THIS ULTIMATIVE FUCKING LONG LOONIE (EDDIE)-SKROLLER (THE MASTER/TSL TOLD ME TO WRITE THE EDDIE PART). TODAY IT'S THE 18/1-93 ('APPI NEW 'EAR FROM RASTAMAN/HASH-MANS) SO I CAN'T SEE WHAT THIS HAS TO DO WITH A PARTY-SCROLLER. WELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE... FIRST OF ALL BIO-FLEMSE IS NOT A LEMMING. WELL HE DOSEN'T LOOK LIKE ONE ANYWAY, HE LOOKS MORE LIKE A ... EHHH... WELL... ANYWAY. AT THIS POINT I MUST SEND SOME GREETS TO THE TSL/CRIO-BOYS (MOSTER, BIO-JOHN, DON-JOE, STORE(BIG)-DELVIS AND HIS WOMAN (LATELIE'), LESBER FLYD, MIKKEL SKALLE, TRAGIC, ZUGGLER, SAJONIK(URT), LIM', DAJ'BORK, FLYE, DEFJUNK'IKK) DET VAR MONSTER DEN STORE DER TVANG MIG TIL AT SKRIVE ... ^('URT)^.... VIL DU SKRIVE ELLER MAA JEG SELV, HVA'! SOM SAGT VAR DET MOSTER DER TVANG MIG TIL AT GENERE ... ZUGGLER ... AAARRRGHHH SLIP DET KEYBOARD .... DIN JOHN. OK OK OK! I'LL WRITE 'BOUT SOMETHING ELSE. AT THIS POINT I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOY ^JET Z^ WHO HAS ACHIEVED TO HOLD HIS POSITION AS THE SECOND LAMEST PERSON WORLD-WIDE. FUCK YOU, LAMER! ALSO A FUCKING TO ALL NERDS AT SKIVE EDB-SKOLE (THE LAMEST SCHOOL WORLD-WIDE). NOW GUESS WHERE ^JET Z^ GOES TO SCHOOL? YEP, YOU'RE RIGHT!?! ....HANG ON A SEC', HE'S USING LOS PHONOS.... .DUT .DUT .NOBODY HOME????? .CLICK FUCK OFF THE KEYS MONSTER JOHN. WELL, A MESSY TO JOY-BOY/CTRL NICE TO TALK TO YOU AT ^THE PARTY '92^, ARE YOU STILL SLEEPY, I STILL HAVE'NT GOT USED TO GET UP EARLY BECAUSE OF THE PARTY-JOHN. ANYWAY HAVE YOU SEEN THE ^HORSEPOWER^ MOVIE LATERY (GRIS), KNOW-WHAT-I-MEAN KNOW-WHAT-I-MEAN!!! WELL JOY-DOHN HOPE TO SEE YOU MORE OFTEN IN THE FUTURE!! MORE MASSAGES EHHH.. MESSAGE I MEAN WHICH MUST GO TO .. .. AAARRRGHHH I'M GETTIN' EATEN BY A GIGANT DOG.... WELL IT'S AT LEAST 30 CM HIGH... WELL MAYBE JUST 20 CM, BUT THATS GIANT IF YOU'RE AN ANT (I AIN'T). A MESSAGE TO (K/G)RIS/CTRL NOW I HOPE THAT YOU'LL GET SOME SERIOUS CODE DONE AFTER YOU HAVE MOVED, RIGHT! ANYWAY HAVE FUN AT YOUR NEW COOL JOB OK. P.S. YOU STILL OWE ME A BEER, SO LET'S GO DOWNTOWN WHEN YOU COME TO STRUER (A LAME CITY) OR I COME TO VEJLE, OK! SEE YA! EVADE/NATURE KICK BACK SORRY FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING , BUT I HOPE ALL IS FORGOTTEN. ANYWAY MEGA-TANX FOR THE COOL GFX, IT WILL BE USED IN OUR NEXT RELEASE ^TRANCE-MISSION^ WHICH WILL BE OUT VERY SOON (I HOPE) CYBBE/THE SAJLENZ DON'T THROW ARROUND WITH THE COFFEEPOTS OK! SEE YA SOON! SIDEVIND/KONTROLD WARN US THE NEXT TIME YOU HAVE INTENTIONS TO CUT THE (HORSE)POWER WITH YOUR COOKING-JOHN SO WE HAVE TIME TO SAVE OUR STUFF OK! SES! GONSE OG FREAGIE/FLASH PRODUCTIONS JUST KIDDING 'BOUT THE ^S^ IN ... GONSE. HOW IS IT GOIN' DOWN THERE? KRIS AND I HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT A TRIP DOWN THERE TO GET SOME BEEEEERS. MONSTER JOHN SAYS THAT THE SCROLL-TEXT IS PRETTY LONG BY NOW, WHAT ON EARTH DOES HE MEAN BY THAT??? MOSTER/TSL ALLRIGHT MATE, I KNOW THAT YOU CAN SEE WHAT I'M WRITING BUT SINCE YOU HAD A MESSAGE TO ME I WANT TO WRITE A MESSAGE TO YOU TOO, THERE IT WAS! AND NOW.... A JOKE ^WHAT DO YOU CALL A DUCK WHO WEIGHTS A TON??? DUCKTON!?!?!^ EHHHH.... DEN ER LIDT BEDRE PAA DANSK, TROR JEG NOK! (AN'TON) HA HA? NOT? WELL ....BABBE...BABBE.... THATS SOME GOOD GANJA!?! (SUPPLIED BY RASTAMAN/HASH-MANS JAMICAN DIV. ACTUALLY MONSTER IS NOT DEAD AS HE TOLD YOU EARLIER, RIGHT NOW HE'S VERY MUCH ALIVE (BECAUSE OF THE GANJA!?!...NOT...MOMSTER IS BACK FOR A SHORT COMMENT, I JUST WANNA' SAY HI TO OUR RUSSIAN EXCHANGE STUDENT ^SUCKMEOV^.... BACK TO TRIPPER/CTRL........) THIS SCROLLER IS IN GETTIN' QUITE OUT OF HAND, SO IT'S GOOD IT'S HIDDEN?!? EXTRA MEGA-FUCKINGS TO MIDT-JYDSK COMPUTER KLUD (DON'T EVER JOIN THIS SHITTY CLUB) AND TO AFRO-JOHN FROM ^HURRILAMES SUMMERFLOP CONFERENCE ON LAMSOE^ AND ^THE PARTY 92^ NOW A MESSY EX. X-FACTOR GET IT GOIN' AGAIN WILL YA' A BIG HI TO BRIAN I'LL SEE YOU DOWNTOWN ALSO A GIANT BONGA-WOBBA TO THOSE WEIRD EX.BAKTERIE GUTTER HHHHHHHHHHHHHH-AAARGHHHHHHHHHHHH-MY-HHHH-FINGER-HHHH-IS-HHHHH-STUCK-HHHHHHH-IN-HHHHH-THE-HHHHHH-HHHH-HHHHH-^X^ KEY-HHHHHHHH-ZOIIIIINK!?! JOKE!! IT WAS THE ^Q^ KEY (DANISH: Q-KEY - COOKIE GOT, IT?!?, BETTER RETURN TO SNIPPOR?!? SIGNED - MASTER)... WELL I DID'NT THINK IT WAS FUNNY EITHER. RIGHT NOW THE TIME IS 18:30 AND ... SMOCHK.... ARRRGH..... CALVIN AND HOBBES RULEZ... TWANG......MOVE OVER!?!?!?! MOBSTER IS BACK COZ SNIFFER HAD TO USE THE PHONE AGAIN, AGIAN????? I GOT A LOT OF NAMES EHH???? CUTE KIDS GOT A LOT OF NAMES!!! WELL JUST TO BORE YOU A BIT MORE I'LL GIVE YOU A COMPLETE LIST OF THE NAMES!!! HERE WE GO: THE MASTER / MASTER / MOSTER / MONSTER / MOMSTER / MOBSTER....... THAT SHOULD BE ALL, SO BACK TO SNUTTER!!!!!!!!!!! OK! SNUBBER ER TILBAGE I SIT BADEKAR FOR AT SMOELFE EN SCROLL-SMOELF. DC.B ^..... OOOPS!!! GAD VIDE HVAD KNOLDSTER MENER MED DC.B OS VIDERE (HAR I NOGEN SINDE PROEVET AT RYGE SUKKER ROER? GOOD SHIT!) - (SIGER POLSTER (HAM FRA SKIDELANGS I VE')) OOOPS! LIGE NU SIDDER BLOMSTER OG SER GRUM UD, WONDER WHY? NOW RETURNING TO ENGLISH AGAIN... IN STUPPERS BAHT-E-TUB AND TRAY-A-LAY WE HAVE A GUEST, OUR ..... BREAK, MOBSTER IS BACK WITH A HI' TO MY FRIEND AT ^DSB^ FROM POLEN... BILLETNIKOV! ..... FRIEND FROM HAMSTERDAM VAN VER'DENT... BREAK AGAIN, HE'S A GOOD FRIEND TO VAN VERDAMMT!?!?!?!? ..... FLUPPER IS BACK!?! FOR THE XX'TH TIME A WET PUSSY HAS JUST STEPPED THROUGH THE DOOR, (LEAVING A GREAT HOLE (MOLSTER)) NAMELY SNOSKER'S CAT WHICH ACTUALLY IS CALLED ^PUSSY^ ... BREAK. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN (A) LAMER FROM BEHIND????? HE LOOKS LIKE THIS: REMAL????? (MANSTER) .... THAT WAS INDEED A BAD JOKE, A VERY VERY BAD JOKE! NOW A MESSAGE! (IS ANYONE STILL WITH ME/US) KOK-MC JEPPE NI! .... BREAK : IN DANISH ^9^ (MOCKSTER)..... AAARRGH TUSKER YOU ARE NOT FUNNY!!! .... GUES WHAT??? BREAK - WE JUST FINISHED SUPPER, GUES WHAT WE GOT TO EAT...... YOU GUESSED IT!!!!!! (APPLE SLICES)?? (MONGSTER).... JA AEVLE SKIVER DIN NOED, OG FUCK SAA UD AF MIN SCROLL-TEXT HVA'!...... NU KAN DET VAERE NOK, JEG GIDER IKK' HOERE MERE SAA VI SLUTTER HER SIGNED MOLOKLOMSTER. . NOT!!!! BACK TO SKRITTER.......... AAAARGH AARGH AAAAAAAAARGH DIN JOHN! IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHO'S AT THE KEYS IT'S EHHH.. (HEY MARSTOR, DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT MY HANDLE IS???) ..... BREAK - YOPE, OFCOZ I DO...... (MOBSTER).... ..... BREAK, BREAK IT'S SNOPPER (MOSTROMSTER)..... OK NOW IT'S SNIPER (I THINK) SIGNING OFF ... OFF ... ..... BREAK, I GOT PERMISSION TO SAY THE LAST WORD, SO I'LL SAY IT HERE AND NOW...... READY????? HERE WE GO ^THE LAST WORD^!!!!!!!(THE MAOBSTRONOIBIUM/STAJLANS).....