WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER COOL PRODUCT FROM SLIPSTREAM@@@@@@ THIS PERVY DEMO WAS CODED BY MYSELF [L@F@] AND MACE IN A COUPLE OF HOURS SHORTLY AFTER SEEING THIS VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY `PROVACATIVE TEENAGE TEMPTRESS` ON TELEVISION ON MONDAY NIGHT@@@[T@V@S@] ONLY HA HA SO TUFF SHIT FOR ALL OF YOU PEOPLE LIVING OUT OF THE T@V@S@ REGION@@@I SUPPOSE I;D BETTER GIVE THE CREDITS@@@@@ CODING@@L@F@ AND MACE ^MUSIC _ GONZO OF FLASH PRODUCTIONS FONT AND LOGO;S @@_ MYSTIC ^ PICCY;S @@MACE AND L@F@ IF YOU CAN;T READ THE SCROLL MOVE THE JOYSTICK UP OR DOWN TO ALTER SCROLL HEIGHT@ WELL THATS THE CREDITS DONE@@@ NOW FOR SOME COMPLETE BOLLOX FROM ME [L@F@] WELL THEN LADS WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PICCYS@@@@@@YES^YES I KNOW SHE IS WEARING CLOTHES BUT I COULDN;T HELP THAT@@@@@@@@I CAN;T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY AT THE MOMENT SO OVER TO WHO EVER ELSE WANTS TO TYPE SOME SHITE@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ HEY GUYS@@@ MACE TYPING SOME PURE HOT SHITE TEXT@ WELL I DON;T HAVE TOO MUCH TO SAY MAINLY BECAUSE I PREFER BRUNETTES NOT BLONDES [ ALTHOUGH I WOULDN;T TURN HER AWAY ]@ I THINK THAT I AM THE CHIEF PERVIE OF SLIPSTREAM [OF ALL CREWS IN FACT WELL PROBABLY ANYWAY] BY THE WAY^ DID YOU LIKE THE DESCRIPTION AT THE START OF THE TEXT WELL THAT WAS MY IDEA MAINLY BECAUSE I;M QUITE LITERATE [BIG WORD I KNOW LAMERS _ LOOK IT UP IN A DICTIONARY] THE KEYBOARD IS GOING BACK TO L@F@ NOW BACK SOON THOUGH WELL I;M BACK AGAIN [ONLY BECAUSE I;VE FORCED MACE TO GO AND MAKE A DRINK@@@@@@WELL WHAT SHALL I TYPE NOW @@@ERM@@@@ER@@@@I KNOW @\@\@\@\ INCASE YOU;VE BEEN WONDERING WHY WE HAVEN;T RELEASED ANYTHING FOR SOME TIME I;LL EXPLAIN WHY@@@@@THIS IS MAINLY BECAUSE WE [WELL ANDI ANYWAY] ARE STILL WORKING ON OUR MEGADEMO@@SO IF WE RELEASE THE STUFF NOW THERE WILL BE VERY LITTLE THAT IS DIFFERENT IN THE MEGADEMO O@K@ RIGHT THEN TIME FOR A FEW PERSONEL HELLO;S FIRSTLY HI TO@@@@@@SOME GIRL FRIENDS OF MINE@@@LISA^SARAH^HELEN^EMMA^ZOE^NIKKI [SORRY@@IT WASN;T TRUE]^ SARAH [YOU BITCH\\] AND ANY OF THE MANY FEMALE FRIENDS OF MINE THAT I MIGHT HAVE MISSED@@@NOW FOR A FEW CONTACT GREETZ MEGA COOL ORGASMIC GREETZ FLY TO@@@QUARTEX [SHREDDER]^THE MIGHTY DRUIDS [GALDOR^CENTAUR]^INNER CITY [ADS^ALMANAC] AND EVERYONE ELSE THAT I KNOW ON THE SCENE@@@@@@@ BY THE WAY I AM PARTICULARLY LOOKING FOR CONTAX IN COOL EUROPEAN CREWS@ SO SEND SOME DISKS IF YOU WANT TO TRADE@@@@\\\\\WELL NOW MACE IS BACK WITH THE DRINKS AND I;M LISTENING TO BOMB THE BASS;S GREAT HIT MEGABLAST ON C@D@ IT;S MUCH BETTER THAT DAVID ;LAME; WHITTAKERS VERSION@@@HA HA [ONLY JOKING MATE^ YOU;RE ONE THE BEST GAMES MUSICIANS ON THE AMIGA \\\\ @@@@SHIT I;M RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY@@@I KNOW ERM@@@ DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THERE IS A PARTY AFTER THE 16_BIT SHOW@@LET ME KNOW IF THERE IS@@@@WELL I;M HANDING THE TEXT OVER TO MACE AGAIN BECAUSE DARKSTAR HAS GONE HOME HERE;S MACE AGAIN YEAH@@@@@I;M BACK WITH A VENGANCE WELL THAT WAS SOME PRETTY [INTERESTING?] TEXT BY L@F@ MY FEW GREETS ARE GOING OUT TO : [AS L@F@ DONE IT _ I;M GOING TO AS WELL] DEBBIE BREAK IN MY GREETS JEAN_MICHEL JARRE IS PLAYING ON MY WELL COOL HI_FI SYSTEM THOUGHT I;D MENTION THAT BACK TO GREETS NOW@@@@@@@ HEY PSYKIC _ O@K@ SO MY REPLY TIME IS A BIT SLOW AT THE MOMENT LIKE ABOUT 2 MONTHS BUT IN MY DEFENCE I;VE BEEN A LAZY BASTARD AND COULDN;T BE ARSED TO WRITE I;LL DO IT TONIGHT DEFINATLY WITHOUT FAIL ALMOST CERTAINLY PROBABLY IF I REMEMBER PERHAPS JUST JOKING _ I;LL DO IT HONESTLY SAY HI TO DANIELLE FOR ME GIVE HER MY LOVE OH YEAH _ THE 16_BIT SHOW@ I WANNA BLOODY HARD DRIVE _ IF ANYONE CAN GET ME ONE REALLY CHEAP THEN PLEASE FIND ME AT THE SHOW ON THE SUNDAY AT 12 NOON BY THE BAR [AS USUAL] JUST LOOK FOR THE SHIRT _ I;LL BE AROUND SOMEWHERE ALSO L@F@ WANTS A NEW EXTERNAL DRIVE [ALL OFFERS TO THE BAR PLEASE _ SAME TIME AS BEFORE] AND I COULD DO WITH A BULK LOT OF BLANK DISKS [LIKE ABOUT 100 UPWARDS FOR NOT_A_LOT_OF_CASH] WE;RE GOING TO DEBUG [TECHNICAL SHIT LAMERS] THIS TEXT SOON SO I;M OFF AGAIN@ BUT @I;LL BE BACK@ MACE BOGGIN; OFF@ NOW@ HELLO YOU COOL PEOPLE OUT THERE IN PIRATELAND THIS IS THE DUCKMAN COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM A BEDROOM SOMEWHERE IN DEEPEST BOURNEMOUTH THIS WILL BE MY LAST BIT OF BORING TEXT ON THE AMIGA COS I AM SO PISSED OFF WITH THE QUALITY OF SOFTWARE BEING RELEASED@ I AM GETTING A MEGA DRIVE SO A VERY BIG FUCK OFF TO US GOLD^ OCEAN AND THE BITMAP LAMERS@ WHY IS IT THAT ALL YOU LAME CODERS OUT THERE KEEP RELEASINGLOADS OFF PISS BORING VECTOR AND BOB DEMOS^ CANT YOU THINK OF SOMETHING MORE ORIGINAL \\\\\\ STILL ENOUGH OF THAT GREETZ GO OUT TO ALL MY CONTACTS ESPECIALLY MYSTIK WHO HAS WET DREAMS ABOUT MY WIFE AND FREQUENTLEY MASTURBATES OVER PICTURES OF MY CATS@ OH WELL ITS BEEN FUN WHILE IT LASTED THIS IS DUCKMAN SIGNING OFF ??????? P@S@ ANDI OF SLIPSTREAM IS THE BEST CODER IN THE COUNTRY AND DAN IS A TOTAL LAMER HA HA HA BYEEEEEEE WELL ROGER ME SIDEWAYS WITH A LARGE TURNIP @@@@@@ IIIIIITTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS DAN HERE TO BORE YOU WITH SOME REALLY INTERESTING TEXT ABOUT ALL SORTS OF INTERESTING THINGS LIKE IVAN;S EYEBROWS^THE MEGADEMO^AND OTHER CRAP SUBJECTS @ THIS WOMAN [THE ONE BELOW] HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE MOST SCREWABLE WOMEN I HAVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE TO WATCH ON THE TELLY@ANY WAY RATHER THAN BORE YOU ABOUT MY FANTASIES ^I WILL NOW BORE YOU WITH OUR [SLIPSTREAMS] GREETS@@@@@@@@@@@ PLATINUM GREET THINGYS GO TO @@@@@@@@@@ QUARTEX ORACLE SKY BAMIGA SECTOR ONE DEFJAM CCS ACCUMULATORS FAIRLIGHT ECLIPSE TRILOGY SPREADPOINT ECSTACY MAYHEM SUBWAY CRYSIS MIRAGE ACIDFORCE PSEUDO OPS ODYSSEY DIGITECH MAGNETIC FIELDS ALPHAFLIGHT MERCENARY UNTOUCHABLES SILENTS SUPREME NORTHSTAR VISION FACTORY ANARCHY ANIMATE MIRAGE POWERDRIVE EXTREME IPEC ELITE THR VISION POWERLORDS CAVE DUAL CREW CRUSADERS CULT BSSS PARANOIMIA ACCENSION ZERO DEFECTS SHARE AND ENJOY SCOOPEX FLASH PRODUCTIONS KEFRENS CRYPTOBURNERS BRAINSTORM REBELS RED SECTOR [GOOD MUSIC GUYS\\\] ANTHROX PHENOMENA TRISTAR PARADOX D MOB ALIVE @@@@@@ AND TO ALL THE REST OF THE PEOPLE WHO WE KNOW ON THE AMIGA ETC@@@ETC@@@ETC@@@@@@@@@@@YAWN@@@@ DONT THESE LONG GREETINGS BORE YOU TO DEATH ? I THOUGHT SO \\\\\\ ANY WAY ALL THAT I AM GOING TO SAY NOW IS @@@@@ LOOK OUT FOR MY FIRST OFFICIAL DEMO SOON [THE FIRST ONE GOT SPREAD BY SOME LAME BASTARD UNOFFICIALLY ] ANY WAY IT SHOULD CONTAIN MY AMAZINGLY FAST VECTOR ROUTINES^CODED 100 PERCENT BY ME \\\\\ O@K IM GONNA LEAVE YOU NOW IN THE HANDS OF THE EVER COOL MUSICIAN[??] @@@@@@@@@ GORBASH @@@@@ SO BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ [ FUCKIN; HELL DAN;S GOT SOME FUCKING TEXT \\\\\ _ L@F@] YO DUDEZ THIS IS GORBASH ON THE KEYBOARD^ YEAH\\ I AGREE WITH THE DUCKMAN ABOUT THE QUALITY OF AMIGA SOFTWARE^ MOST OF IT IS CRAP^ F29 FULL OF BUGS THATS WHY THIS WILL BE ONE OF THE LAST TIMES YOU WILL HEAR FROM ME COS IM DEFECTING OVER TO THE PC^ NOT A VERY EXCITING MACHINE I KNOW^ BUT AT LEAST THE SOFTWARE IS WELL WRITTEN AND PLAYTESTED@ KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK SPECTRUM HOLOBYTE AND MICROPROSE@ I HAVE PLAYED M1 TANK PLATOON^ SEAWOLVES ECT@ AND NOTHING ON ANY OTHER MACHINE FOR GAMEPLAY COMES CLOSE^ STILL THATS ENOUGH RABBITING ABOUT PC;S@ THE AMIGA IS STILL THE COOLIST MACHINE AROUND AND I WILL STILL BE AROUND WITH THE SLIPSTREAM GUYZ^ HOPEFULLY THE MEGA DEMO WILL BE FINISHED SOON\\\ BEFORE I GO A SPECIAL GREET TO THE ALCHEMIST^ AND JAMIE OF THE TAIPANS IN AUSTRALIA^ SORRY ABOUT THE DELAY SENDING YOUR DISCS BACK I AM WAITING AROUND FOR THE MEGA DEMO@ I WILL SEND SOON ^SO THATS IT FROM ME SEE YOU ALL SOMETIME^ SO IT;S OVER TO MARCUS \\\\ HI MARCUS HERE^ NEWISH MEMBER OF SLIPSTREAM^ THE GIRL IS QUITE HORNY I THINK YOU WILL AGREE^ JUST A FEW QUICK HELLOS TO COSY OF MAG@FIELDS^ DROKK OF ANARCHY^ FRED [DUCKMANS GETTING A MEGADRIVE^ SO CONTACT HIM SOON\] ER^ I SPOSE YOU COULD PHONE ME IF WANT ON 0202 631234^ BUT I DOUBT IF YOU WILL@ MESSAGE TO DR@D [SORRY^ ULYSSES [SHITE NAME]] RETURN L@F;S DISKS@ SOD OFF BEN OXLEY AND MARK HERD YOU LAME BASTARDS@ IF YOU HAVE NEVER MET DARKSTAR^ THINK OF DENNIS HEALEY[M@P] AND YOURE JUST ABOUT THERE AND IF YOU MEET HIM AND HE STARTS TALKING ABOUT F___ING P@CS HIT HIM OR YOULL BE NO BETTER THAN A VEGETABLE@ WELL THATS ABOUT IT SO ILL HAND OVER TO [YAWN] DARKSTAR [TURN OFF OR BOREDOM WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY SET IN\\] HI THIS IS DARKSTAR NOW IS THIS GIRL ATTRACTIVE OR WHAT? I;VE ONLY SEEN THE PROGRAM ONCE BUT I AM GOING TO STEAL THE VIDEO FROM L@F@ AT THE SOONEST OPPORTUNITY [ALL SPELLING CORRECTIONS COURTESY OF L@F@] HAS ANYONE GOT ANY `IT;S YOUR MOVE` VIDEOS FROM A FEW YEARS AGO??? IF I REMEMBER RIGHT THERE WAS A QUITE HORNY GIRL IN THAT PROGRAM AS WELL^ NAME OF TRICIA CAST EVERYBODY IS GOING TO BUY NEW MACHINES I AM GOING TO GET A MEGADRIVE WHEN THEY OFFICIALLY ARRIVE BUT I WILL NOT SELL MY AMIGA TO GET IT \\ HEY LIGHTFOOT OF THE DRUIDS [LICK^LICK^KISSY^KISSY _ L@F@] DO YOU AGREE THAT IBM COMPATIBLES ARE LAMER THAN ME???? HAVING SAID THAT THOUGH INDIANPOLIS 500 ON A 16 MHZ 386SX EPSON WITH AN ANALOGUE QUICKSHOT JOYSTICK IS THE BEST GAME I HAVE PLAYED I SUPPOSE THAT AFTER I GET THE MEGADRIVE THAT I MIGHT SAVE A FEW PENNIES TO GET A NICE VGA 386 33MHZ PC NICK WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT GRAYSON WONT LET ME GET IT THROUGH THE SHOP AT COST PRICE???? I WILL HAVE TO COME AND TALK TO YOU PS I FELL OVER LAUGHING WHEN POWERDRIVE WALKED INTO THE SHOP WITH THAT GANDALF 9600 MODEM YOU SOLD THEM FOR 50 QUID MORE THAN THE RETAIL PRICE BRILLIANT\\\\ ANYBODY WANT TO SWAP MUSIC STUFF LIKE NOISETRACKER AND FUTURE COMPOSER????? CONTACT ANDI CODER IN SLIPSTREAM BYEEEE@@@@@@ L@F@ HAS RETURNED@@@ MYSELF AND MACE DECIDED THAT AS WE CODED THIS DEMO THAT WE MAY ASWELL HAVE MOST OF THE TEXT IN IT \\\\\@@ BUT WHAT SHALL I SAY@@@ I COULD TELL YOU ABOUT OUR MEGADEMO ???????? BUT I WON;T BECAUSE THAT WILL RUIN THE EFFECT WHEN IT IS RELEASED@@@ SO WHAT WILL I SAY^\? I KNOW \\\\ IF YOU ARE IN A COOL CREW THEN YOU WILL SHORTLY RECIEVE AN INVITE TO OUR COPY_PARTY IN THE SUMMER@@@ WE DON;T KNOW EXACTLY WHEN IT WILL BE^ BUT WE ARE IN THE PROCESS OF SELECTING A VENUE AMD PRINTING INVITES,MAPS,TRAVEL DETAILS ETC@@@ IF YOU ARE IN A COOL CREW BUT ARE NOT IN CONTACT WITH US AND WANT TO COME TO ` THE PARTY OF 1990 ` THEN GET IN TOUCH WITH ME AT THE PREVIOUS ADDRESS FOR DETAILS@@@@@ ERM NOW WHAT ?????????? OOPS I NEARLY FORGOT THE IMPORTAND PUNCH LINE ` THIS DEMO CANNOT BE SOLD IN ANY PUBLIC DOMAIN LIBRARY FOR MORE THAT 2 POUNDS@@@@@` SO FUCK OFF 17_BIT LAMERS ETC@@@@ SO NOW A SMALL NOTE FOR SOME LAMERS IF YOU HAVE BOUGHT THIS DEMO FOR OVER 2 QUID LET US KNOW SO THAT WE CAN BOLLOCK THE COMPANY CONCERNED O@K@ CHEERS THEN@@@@@RIGHT THAT;S ENOUGH SHIT FROM ME FOR NOW SO OVER TO MACE \\\\\\ RIGHT I;VE BEEN FORCED BACK TO THE KEYBOARD AGAIN@ I THINK I;D BETTER SEND A MESSAGE TO ALL CREWS NOW@ I;VE NOTICED OVER THE LAST 2 MONTHS THAT SOME GUYS HAVE STARTED TO CALL THEMSELVES `MACE` THIS HAS PISSED ME OFF@ TO THESE IMPOSTERS _ CHANGE YOUR NAME@ I AM THE ONLY MACE AND I HAVE BEEN CALLED AS SUCH FOR ABOUT 8 YEARS@ JUST REMEMBERD THIS@@@@ L@F@ AND I WENT DOWN THE FAIR LAST NIGHT AND L@F@ WAS EYEING UP A 14_YEAR OLD@ AND HE CALLS ME A PERVIE@ [ SHE MAY HAVE THE MIND OF A 14_YEAR OLD BUT SHE HAD THE LOOKS AND BODY OF A 17_YEAR OLD L@F@] BULLSHIT _ 15_YEAR OLD BODY AT MOST@ IF ANYONE HAS GOT ANY VIDEOS OF THE MAX HEADROOM SERIES THAT WAS ON T@V@ ABOUT 1 YEAR AGO CAN YOU PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH ME@ BECAUSE I WANT A BLOODY COPY@ [NOT THE FILM OR THE MUSIC SERIES]@ DOESN;T DARKSTAR TYPE A LOAD OF COMPLETE SHIT@ WE;VE HAD TO READ IT ABOUT 5 TIMES AND IT;S STILL A LOAD OF BOLLOX E@G@ _ TODAY I GOT UP AND MADE A DRINK@ THEN I WATCHED A VIDEO THAT WAS REALLY QUITE GOOD INDEED@ THEN I WENT OUT TO SEE ANDI@ RIPPED OFF A LOAD OF HIS SOURCE CODE [I THINK I;VE GOT MORE OF HIS SOURCE THAN HE HAS NOW] I MEAN THIS STUFF IS A LOAD OF OLD WANK _ AND I BET YOU ALL WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT A 33MHZ PC _ ;COZ WE BLOODY DON;T@ NOW A MESSAGE TO COMMODORE USER _ THE DEMOS PAGE IS THE BEST PART OF YOUR MAG@ BUT PLEASE SHOW SOME DECENT DEMOS I DON;T GIVE A CASTLEMAIN XXXX FOR THOSE FRIGGIN; SHITTY ANIMATIONS THAT TAKE 6 MONTHS TO LOAD AND THEN RUN FOR A WHOLE 10 SECONDS BEFORE LOOPING AGAIN@ THE LATEST EXAMPLE IS `POLICE CHASE` BY TOBIAS RICHTER@ I MUST SAY THAT IT IS VERY NICE FOR ABOUT 30 SECONDS OR DO AND THEN IT IS AS EXITING AS TAKING A PISS [UNLESS YOU PLAY SINK THE MATCHSTICK OR GARDEN SPRINKLER ATTACHMENT ^ [TRY SINK THE CONDOM BEFORE YOUR PARENTS GET HOME \\\\ _ L@F@ ] AT LEAST YOUR FEATURED DEMOS DONE BY CREWS ARE WORTH LOOKING AT FOR A FEW HOURS@ TAKE `FOLLOW ME AND CEBIT ;90 ` BY RED SECTOR FOR EXAMPLE@ THESE DEMOS ARE WELL GOOD AND CAN BE WATCHED FOR A WHILE [BY THE WAY GUYS _ FOLLOW ME IS ABOUT 7 MONTHS OLD _ HARDLY `THEIR LATEST DEMO` IS IT@ THAT;S ENOUGH FROM ME AT THE MOMENT BACK TO L@F@ AGAIN [FOR ABOUT THE 4TH TIME]@ RIGHT THEN L@F@ IS BACK TO TYPE YET MORE [YES IT IS POSSIBLE] BOLLOX TEXT@@@@@@ @@@@@@WELL WHAT TO SAY NOW@@@@@I KNOW I;LL TELL YOU ABOUT WHAT MACE AND I DID LAST WEEKEND@@@@@@[THAT;S GOING TO BE EXCITING ISN;T IT@@@@@I CAN HERE YOU SAYING\\\\JUST READ THE TEXT AND SHUT UP MOANING ] RIGHT THEN HERE WE GO@@@@@WE LEFT MACE;S PLACE AT ABOUT 9 P@M@ AND DECIDED TO GO AND GET PISSED AS SHITS@ [AS WE HADN;T DONE THAT FOR A LONG TIME] ANYWAY WE WALKED DOWN THE THE LOCAL OFF LICENCE AND BOUGHT SOME LAGER AND CIDER AND STARTED TO GET SLIGHTLY ERM MERRY@@@@@AS THE EVENING PROGRESSED WE GOT CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE TOWN CENTRE^ AS WE GOT THERE WE DECIDED TO GO TO ANOTHER OFF LICENCE AND GO DOWN TO THE BEACH AND PASS OUT \\\\ [WHICH WE DID QUITE SUCCESSFULY\\\\] WE WOKE UP ABOUT 2 HOURS LATER AND FELL BACK INTO THE TOWN CENTRE AGAIN@@@@@ BY NOW IT WAS NEARLY 11 O;CLOCK AND ALL THE BIRDS WERE COMING OUT THE CLUBS@\\\\@@@@@@@@ AS WE WERE RUNNING OUT OF CASH WE DECIDED TO SEE IF THE CASH POINTS WOULD GIVE US ANY \\\\\ BUT MACE DECIDED THAT HE WOULD RATHER EYE UP THIS BIRD INSTEAD@@@@@SO ME BEING THE SUBTLE PERSON THAT I AM CAME OUT WITH THE BEST CHAT UP LINE OF ALL TIME @@@@@@ [PLEASE BEAR IN MIND THAT WE WERE BOTH TOTALY OFF OUR HEADS BY NOW \\\] WAIT FOR IT \\\\\\@@@@@@@@IT WAS `DO YOU WANNA SHAG`@@@@@@@ AND SHE CALMLY REPLIED `NO THANKS` SO WE WENT TO THE CASH MACHINE@@@ IF I REMEMBER RIGHTLY WE WENT TO THE WRONG BANK WITH MACE;S CARD^TYPED IN THE WRONG NUMBER BUT MANAGED TO GET OUT 20 QUID \\\\\ HOW???? I DON;T KNOW@@@@@BUT HE STILL HASN;T BEEN CHARGED FOR IT ON HIS ACCOUNT \\\\\\@@@@@ THEN HE THREW UP ALL OVER THE BANK IN FRONT OF A CROWD OF HORNY WOMEN WHO ALL SCREAMED \\\\\\ ANYWAY WE THOUGHT THAT WE WERE TO PISSED TO GO HOME SO WE WENT TO THE LATE NIGHT DOUBLE_BILL AT THE CINEMA^ WHICH WAS `NATIONAL LAMPOON;S ANIMAL HOUSE` AND ` A FISH CALLED WANDA` I DON;T QUITE REMEMBER HOW ME MANAGED TO GET IN BUT WE DID\\\ ANYWAY WE WATCHED A FILM FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES THEN MACE DECIDED THAT HE WOULD COMPLETELY RE_DECORATE THE GENTS \\\\\ AND GUESS WHO ELSE WAS IN THE BOGS AT THE SAME TIME ???? ONLY THE BOSS OF THE PLACE \\\\\ HE ASKED ME IF MACE WAS O@K@ [BY NOW MACE WAS LOCKED IN A CUBICLE AND I WAS TRYING TO CRAWL UNDER THE BOTTOM] I TOLD HIM THAT HE WAS O@K@ BUT I THINK HE WAS ON THE VERGE OF KICKING US OUT \\\\\THE FILMS FINISHED AND EVERYON LEFT THE CINEMA ^ EXCEPT US\\ WE WERE STILL SEMI_UNCONCIOUS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CINEMA \\\\\\\@@@WE LEFT ABOUT 10 MINUTES AFTER EVERYBODY ELSE AND STAGGERED HOME@@@WE WENT PAST ANDI;S PLACE AND THOUGHT ABOUT WAKING HIM UP [BY NOW IT WAS ABOUT 3@30 A@M@ ON SUNDAY] BUT WE DECIDED AGAINST IT \\\ WE GOT TO MACE;S PLACE BY ABOUT 4@00 A@M@ AND I CRASHED OUT ON HIS SISTER;S BED \\\\\\\\\ I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING@@@@@ NO SHE WASN;T IN THE BED [UNFORTUNATLY]@@@@@ AND THAT WAS THE END OF THE EVENING@@@@@ WATCH OUT FOR MORE SLIDESHOWS IN THE NEAR FUTURE CONTAINING PICTURES OF MORE LUCIOUS LOVELYS WELL THAT;S MOST OF THE TEXT DONE@@@@@@OH\ SHIT I NEARLY FORGOT@@@@@@@IF YOU WANT A VIDEO OF THE SHOWS WITH THIS GIRL [KELLY_CHRISTINA APPLEGATE] IN THEN SEND A VIDEO TO MY ADDRESS @@@@54^ VICKERS CLOSE^ BOURNEMOUTH^ DORSET^ BH8 OLA ENGLAND@@@\\\\ OR EVEN BETTER^ COME AND FIND ME AT THE 16_BIT SHOW@@@@ I WILL BE AT THE BAR AS USUAL AT 12 NOON WITH THE REST OF YOU COOL CREWS ON THE SUNDAY O@K@@@@@@@@@@SEE YA ALL AT THE SHOW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ DAN;S WHINGING BECAUSE HE HASN;T BEEN CREDITED FOR THE STARS SO@@@@@@@ ADDITIONAL GFX BY DAN@ [C] SLIPSTREAM 1990