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 S.D WELCOME THEIR NEW MEMBER 'KID VIDEO'   
                                            
         MINI-TRAINER BY SKOL / SD          
                                            
         ORIGINAL CRACK BY CRYSTAL          
                                            
                                            
   MACH II - +44 (0)242 260685 - 24 HOURS   
                                            
        SCORPION DEVELOPMENT IN 1991        
                                            
                                            
                                            
                                            
   SPEEDBALL 2                          SLIPSTREAM DO IT YET AGAIN.......   ANOTHER GAME....ANOTHER TRAINER!        ALRIGHT..! SO TRAINING SPEEDBALL 2 SEEMS A SILLY IDEA...  BUT AT LEAST I ONLY TRAINED THE MONEY (WHICH IS ALL YOU NEED) , I BET YOU SEE SOME LAME CUNT COME OUT WITH A 'MEGA-TRAINER' THAT TOTALLY RUINS THE GAME.......I FOR ONE HAVEN'T EVEN USED THE OPTION BELOW YET!! ..THE GAME IS THAT GOOD ! ...                        CREDITS.....                  FONT : SECTOR-9 OF RAZOR          THE BEST FONT EVER!                      CODE : SKOL                   O.K. WELL YOU'VE PROBABLY HAD A FEW OF OUR TRAINERS AND YOUR THINKING 'WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE GUYS ?' ... NO ?   .... WELL IF YOU WERE THEN READ ON .....                   'SCORPION DEVELOPMENT' WERE FORMED ABOUT 6-7 MONTHS AGO..   ONLY WE JUST USED THE NAME 'SCORPION'..........THEN ALONG CAME A GROUP WHO ASKED...NO BEGGED.. US TO JOIN...SO WE ALL JOINED 'INNER CITY'........I NEVER FOUND OUT WHY!    FINALLY THE DEATH OF 'INNER CITY' (WELL ALMOST...) PROMPTED US TO RETURN TO OUR ROOTS (ROOTS ?) .. SO WE REFORMED 'SCORPION'.....ADDING THE TAG 'DEVELOPMENT' TO GIVE IT THAT PROFESSIONAL EDGE...... ANYWAY WE ARE NOW THESE GUYS....                     SKOL!                     WHO IS (TO PUT IT PLAINLY) JUST BRILLIANT....   HE DOES .ALL. THE TRAINERS AND THE OCCASIONAL 'SOMETHING ELSE' INCLUDING A 'TINY' BIT OF CRACKING...YEUCH!       NEXT COMES ANOTHER FOUNDER-MEMBER...                        ATLANTIS                   YET ANOTHER GREAT GUY.... HE DOES CODING AND GRAPHICS...   AND VERY NICE THEY ARE TOO...... NOTHING MORE ABOUT HIM...  NEXT COMES OUR (VERY OWN?) MUSICIAN....                     MOZART                     NOW I'LL BE HONEST HERE... NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE HIS STUFF .... BUT WE DON'T GIVE A 'PENDLE EUROPA' MEGADEMO WHAT YOU THINK !   SO THERE....   (YOU COULD BE LISTENING TO ONE OF HIS MODS RIGHT NOW!) ....   FINALLY THE LATEST ADDITION TO THE COLLECTION (FUCK OFF, IT MUST BE EARLY FOR ALL THIS SHIT... I DON'T WANT TO TYPE ON FOR WHAT MIGHT COME LATER!) ..  CONTINUING.... OUR LATEST (AND LAST) MEMBER...                KID 'HAVE A BATH' VIDEO          ONLY JOKING AL, YOU SMELT O.K. LAST TIME I SAW YOU....  NOW 'KV' IS A VERY BUSY MEMBER, WHAT WITH ALL THE GAME CODING , HARDWARE DESIGNING AND BOOK WRITING..(HE WROTE THE NO.1 BESTSELLER 'YOUR MOTHER WAS A LIZARD')...SO AS YOU CAN TELL ... WE ARE THE BEST , NO GIMMICKS , NO FUSS , LOADSA RISK AND LOADSA FUN !   .... ESPECIALLY ON THE     GENAM  !!!  (2)     IF ANYONE ( I MEAN .ANYONE. ) WOULD LIKE TO CONTACT ME (SKOL)  THEN YOU CAN PHONE ME ON  ....                     (+44) 081-431-2829             THIS IS MY LONDON VOICE NUMBER....   ASK FOR SKOL !       IF I'M NOT THERE TRY MY CAR PHONE ON....                       (+44) 976-5652               AND IF YOU STILL HAVE NO LUCK THEN YOU CAN PHONE ME AT MY STUDIO ON....                       (+44) 071-472-9912             THERE IS ONE LAST NUMBER BUT THE JOKES WORN A BIT THIN NOW SO...   IF YOU'D LIKE TO TALK TO KID VIDEO (THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! ..OOOPPPS SORRY 'PARATEX'.......I MEAN 'QUARTEX' !)   THEN  PHONE HIS ELITE HOT-SEX LINE ON....                      (+44) 081-503-6533             I'LL BE SEEING YOU LOT LATER.....COUNT ON IT....