HI FOLKS!$    #>SQUADRON< IS SHOOTING YOUR SCREEN! THIS COOL DEMO YOU`RE WATCHING AT, WAS CODED BY ME,              $%INSTIGATOR OF SQUADRON!#          &THE SLIMY LOGO ON THE TOP OF THE SCREEN WAS PAINTED BY OUR GFX-MASTER,BY    ~      %#<THE CRAYON>;  THE NICE  FONT WAS CREATED BY   LEGISLATIVE , BUT PERFECTED WITH MY (INSTIGATOR`S) HELP  ;   AND THE MUZAK WAS PRODUCED BY  ???    . YES,I REALLY DON`T KNOW WHO MADE IT,`CAUSE I  TOOK IT FROM AN OLD SOUNDTRACKER-VERSION.~IT WAS CALLED `THE LINK` AND I THINK THAT IT SOUNDS RATHER GOOD.           &#AEH,BY THE WAY IF YA WANNA CHANGE THE `ROTATING-DIRECTION` OF THE `S` IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN,YOU JUST HAVE TO FUCK THE JOYSTICK.                  --  O.K., THAT FOR THE CREDITS `N INSTRUCTIONS.       -- THE FIRST IMPORTANT THING I`VE TO SAY IN THIS DEMO IS, THAT SQUADRON IS LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS. WHAT  WE / I  NEED ARE:           %FANTASTIC SOUNDARTISTS, CODERS, GFXMEN, SWAPPERS AND SO ON (SHORT: EVERYBODY IS WELCOME! (DONORS TOO...)).    ~     # THAT`S YOUR CHANCE, DON`T MISS IT!     IF YOU THINK THAT YOU`RE THE RIGHT ONE, OR IF YOU ONLY WANNA` SWAPP OR TALK WITH US OR SPREAD YOUR NEW DEMO(S) OR SEND US INVITATION`S FOR PARTIEZ, OR MONEY OR NEW AMIGA`S OR MONITOR`S OR HARDDISKS OR, OR,~OR, OR, OR,         #OR CONTACT US FOR ANY OTHER REASON, THEN TAKE PENCIL AND PAPER AND WRITE (NO POSTCARDS!) TO:           &~... ... PLK 197507 E / 3200 HILDESHEIM / WEST-GERMANY        #-    TOOOO FAST FOR YOU ?     REALLY ??   O.K.,TRY IT AGAIN ; WRITE TO        $PLK      ~197507 E ; 3200 HILDESHEIM          # LITTLE JOKE (LACH,BRUELL,SCHUETTEL,KEUCH).    BUT NOW!     <CONTACT-ADDRESS> DIE DRITTE!(KLAPP!):  JUST SEND YOUR POST TO:     NO NAME!!! $PLK 197507 E, 3200 HILDESHEIM, EAST-- AEHH WEST-GERMANY  #(OF CAUZ`)!     DON`T WRITE <OF CAUZ`>....          O.K., THAT WAS THAT... ! OH,I THINK I`M REALLY EGOISTIC,`CAUSE I FORGOT TO INTRODUCE OUR MEMBERS UNTIL NOW. .......SO,FIRST THERE IS      ~     $%INSTIGATOR    #       &    &(MASTERCODER (RAEUSPER..), GFXWIZARD, LEADER OF GROUP, AND THE STUPID BOY WHO`S TALKING TO YOU THE WHOLE TIME).   -- THEN I`VE TO MENTION >THE CRAYON<    (GFXMASTER DE LUXE), AND LEGISLATIVE (HALF-GFXWIZARD,HALF-SWAPPER AND MOECHTEGERN-CODER    (I DON`T KNOW WHY, BUT EVER WHEN I LOOK AT HIS SOURCECODE I`VE TO THINK OF SPAGHETTIS).      AND LAST AND LEAST, THERE IS     ~     #%B-MAN,           &OUR SWIP-SWOP-SWAPPER WITH THE BIGGEST FEETS EVER SEEN IN HILDESHEIM.         THAT`S SQUADRON UNTIL NOW. EVERBODY ELSE WHO PRETENDS TO BE IN SQUADRON, OR TO BE SQUADRON MUST BE PUNISHED WITH PLAYING  `ST-GAMES` NOT UNDER 2 YEARS....         O.K. ,LET`S OPEN A NEW CHAPTER IN THIS COOL DEMO!       THE GREETINX `N MESSAGES.  GREETINX FLY OVER TO THE FOLLOWING CREWS (NO SPECIAL ORDER!):          %VIRGIN (COOL HALFBRIGHT-DEMO, BUT `BRIGHT` NOT `BRITE`!)      ;      CELESTE (COOL DEMO,TOO)    ;    ASCENDERS (HI MAV! NICE TO TALK TO YOU ON THE CEBIT`90); MINDKILLERS   ;  D-TECT (HI TWISTED!/DIRTIEST DISK EVER SEEN!)  ;   VISION.          &HELLO TO THE FOLLOWING ONES I MET ON THE CEBIT`90 (NO SPECIAL ORDER,TOO):     TEUTONICS (NICE STICKER!)    ; PIONEERS   ;   ALPHA FLIGHT (NEVER ENDS..)   ; CULT   ;    TRYGON    ;    TRISTAR (REALLY THE BEST STICKER..)   ;   HIGHLANDER   ;   ANIMATORS (NICE TALK,BUT WHAT`S UP?);   APEX (COOL D)   ;   TARKUS TEAM  ;   SUCCESS   ;   DEATHLOOK(???)  ;   UNITED FORCES (HI FLORIAN, WHAT`S ABOUT THE PROMISED SENDING???)  ; AVOID  ;   SUPREME  ....  AND ALL THE OTHERS I FORGOT.  IF YA THINK THAT YOU HAVE TO BE NAMED HERE TOO, THEN JUST CONTACT US . ------   O.K., AND NOW SOME PERSONAL GREETS `N MESSAGES: A BIG `HI` AND `THANKS` HAS TO BE SHOT TO   ~       #%EX`BYTEMASTER OF INVISIBLE CRIME,           &`CAUSE I NERVED HIM WITH PHONECALLS THE WHOLE DAY   (MONITOR IS WORKING, AND BLITTER HAS FINISHED, WHEN I LEAVE THE PROGRAMM...)!    YA` HAVE TO KNOW THAT THIS DEMO HAS A BIG ADVANTAGE, `CAUSE IT ALSO RUNS ON HIS (BYTEMASTERS`) MACHINE (HE IS THE DEVELOPPER OF THE <AMIGA 726-ZXY PRO>).   -- FUCKINGS MUST GO TO ALL (S)TANDARD  (T)ECHNOLOGIE FREAKS OF HILDESHEIM! ... THEY CAN BE PROUD OF USING THE COMPUTER OF THE YEAR    ~    THE YEAR#`74 .          ALSO BIG GREETS TO THE FOLLOWING FRIENDS:           %BLAUPUNKT  ; JAY MINER  ; MR.DITTMEYER OF THE VALENSINA-SPOT   ;  SONY   ;   INSTIGATOR OF SQUADRON (EHH??)   ;   THE LOVE-BOAT-CREW (HI EISACK AEH ISAAK!)  ;  DICKMANN NEGERKISSES   ; RADIO FFN (THE LITTLE ANIMAL-FRIEND, MUZAK FOR EVERYBODY, THE 3 MUSKETIERE, THE FIRM ...)   ; ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER   ; COCA-COLA   ;   MR.PRESIDENT   AND SO ON ... .          SO,THAT WAS THAT!          &WANNA HAVE SOME INFORMATION ABOUT ME?    NOT???     ~ REALLY NOT?????????      $SNIFF...     #IF YOU WANT OR NOT:#  I`M A 16 YEARS OLD, WELL-LOOKING BOY WHO LIKES CODING. MY PROBLEM(S)?  - I`VE TOOOO LESS TIME TO CODE  (NOT RASTERLINES (HI TO TAIMAK OF VIRGIN! SAME PROBLEM?))    MY FAVOURITE MEAL? - MONKEY-BRAIN ON THE ROCKS...  MY HOBBY?   - PLAYING  <HUMAN,DON`T WORRY!>.   ----  O.K., NOW I`VE TO TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY.      ~      #%IT`S ABOUT A MEETING OF ALL SQUADRON-MEMBERS SOME DAYS AGO.    IT WAS TUESDAY, 4.00 A.M. WHEN THE CRAYON CAME TO ME (WITH AMIGA ,MONITOR AND 2 SNICKERS).   5 MINUTES LATER THE DOOR-BELL RINGED AGAIN, AND WHO WAS THERE ?   YES, B-MAN AND LEGISLATIVE STOOD INFRONT OF THE DOOR (THEY ALSO BROUGHT AMIGA AND MONITOR).  SO,I (INSTIGATOR) WENT DOWN INTO THE CELLAR AND THERE WE PUT ALL MACHINES TO THE TABLE-TENNIS-TABLE.  GREAT SOLUTION,ISN`T IT !?   AFTER OUR SICHERUNG 7X RAUSGEFLOGEN WAR, WE HAD TO GIVE UP 1 AMIGA,BUT THEN ALL WAS O.K..           &THE NEXT THING WE DID, WAS GOING TO THE NEAREST SUPERMARKET FOR BUYING ENOUGH FOOD`N DRINKS FOR THE NIGHT.   YA WON`T BELIEVE IT, BUT HERE ARE THE PRODUCTS WE BOUGHT:~         &8 BOTTLES$OF COKE ~,   4 PIZZAS$   ,~  10#BAGUETTES (IGLO BISTRO)  ~,  NEAR$30 NEGERKISSES ~,  AND 9 BIG$PACKS OF CHIPS . #WE  PLANNED TO WRITE A SCROLLER FOR THIS DEMO THAT NIGHT, BUT WHEN WE WERE HOME AGAIN, WE FIRST ATE THE WHOLE PROVIANT AND AFTER THIS `WORK` NEARLY ALL HAD A SPASM OF THE STOMACH, SO THAT NOBODY WAS ABLE TO WRITE SOMETHING INTELLIGENT IN ENGLISH.    THE REST OF THE NIGHT ALL WERE SO LAZY, THAT THEY ONLY PLAYED STUPID GAMES... ... HERE ARE#10 SECONDS LIFE OF THE MEETING:                   %BUUUUUURP! UARG!! WHERE IS MY WORKDISK? ATTENTIOOOOON!! (A NEGERKISS FLIES THROUGH THE BAD-SMELLING-ROOM).           &O.K., NOW YOU KNOW THE ATMOSPHERE UNTIL THE NEXT MORNING.     THAT WAS THE WHOLE MEETING !!! NOW,YA MAY THINK:  $WHAT A MAAAAD#GROUP !!            ~YES,YOU`RE$RIGHT!    #SO,BECAUSE OF ALL THIS, I DECIDED TO WRITE THIS SCROLLY ON MY OWN.. AND HERE IT IS.                %SOOOOOOOOOOO, I THINK THAT I TALKED ENOUGH MESS FOR THIS TIME! NOW IT`S YOUR TURN TO CONTACT US !! SO,DON`T BE LAZY, WRITE TO           &PLK 197507 E / D-3200 HILDESHEIM ..#         O.K.,THAT WAS IT !!!!           IT`S  OVER!        SEE YOU LATER ALLIGATOR!                                  FOR A WHILE CROCODILE!             THE TEXT WILL RESTART NOW.......                  %REALLY!!!          HERE IS YOUR 68000ER TALKING: >PRESS MOUSEBUTTON PLEASE,          PLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSE!<                  OK,YA WANTED IT SO: