----------- LITTLE MEGA-DEMO -------------------------- SELECT YOUR FAVORITE DEMO -------------------------- BLITTER-TORTURE (JACKAL) ROTATION 1 (BOND) ROTATION 2 (JACKAL) SPACE BOZ POWER (BOZ) CREDITS PART (BOND) ------------------------- Hallo das ist Space Bloz redent. Ich hoffe ihr moegt alle das demo das die grenzen des MS-Dos PCs sprengt... Oder ist mir da ein Irrtum unterlaufen ? Wartet mal kurz, ich muss schnell die Anleitung auskramen... raschel.. A ja ! Hier ist sie ! Also: Huch ! Ich scheine hier einem Irrtum zu unterliegen ! Die Anleitung will mir doch glatt weissmachen ich sitze hier vor einem Amiga.. Dann untersuchen wir das Geraet vor mir mal genauer: Ich sehe eine Tastatur.. (das ist das Teil wo man auf die Frage ein "J" oder ein "N" tippen soll) weiterhin sehe ich den Schlitz da.. nunja, eine Frau ist das Ding hier nicht, wozu dann der Schlitz ?? Vielleicht ist das das Interface (Fachjargon) um nicht nur einen, sondern ganz arg viele Computer zu machen (irgendwie muessen die Fabriken sie ja machen).. Aber halt ! Mein Bruder (3 Jahre) hat mir gestern verraten, man koenne da diese kleinen Rechtecke ganz gut ablegen. Nun gut. Ich lass mich doch nicht von so naseweisen kleinen Babys verarschen ! Rechtecke im Schlitz lagern, wenn man sie doch in diese praktischen Boxen legen kann ! So bloed bin ich nicht ! Ich scheine hier vor einem Raetsel zu stehen... Dann nehme ich am besten mal das Brockhaus zur Hand. Da steht: Was ist denn das schon wieder ? Ein Virus ! Aber klar ! Das muss ein Rechtschreibfehler sein ! In Echt heisst es vermutlich 'Wir Uns'. Das hiesse aber, (Zitat Brockhaus):WIR finden UNS auf Rechtecken wieder ! Aber was sollen wir da ? Rausfinden, was fuer einen Computer wir vor uns haben ! Folglich sollten Viruns schnellsten dorthin begeben... Bis zum Rechteck dann, tschuess ! Signed, Boz the Lamer OOO OOO O OOO O O O O O O O O OOOO OOO O O O OO O O O O O O O O O O OOO O O O O O O THIS IS THE PART FOR THE CREDITS -------------------- BLITTER TORTURE --------------- CODING: JACKAL SOME DATA: SPACELAME FONT: VF SOUND: NINJA MIX GFX: SATAN THIS PRODUCTION TOOK ABOUT 2 WEEKS TO RUN WITHOUT CRASHING EVERY 5 MINUTES. THE SOUND CAME OUT TO CUT DOWN THE BLITTER OPERATIONS.. SO I DECIDED TO USE THE PROCESSOR INSTEAD. SOON COMING AN ATARI ST VERSION. BOND PART ----------- CODING: BOND LOGO: SATAN SOUND: HIPFEL MOUSETEST:BFE001 GFX: BLOND FIRST JACKAL WANTED TO REACH THE PEAK OF MASTERMINDED EXTREME HIGH QUALITY CODING. BUT AS USUAL BOND WAS FASTER AND HAD MOST ROUTINE. HELGA AND RUDI CODING BY JACKAL... LAMORISM BY BOZ. SHIT PART --------- CODING: JACKAL GFX: SATAN SOUND: PV WEAPON DATA: TSCHECKL GIRLS: TOO MANY JACKAL AND CARMEN DID IT - THE FUCK AFTER HE FINALLY SATISFIED HER CUNT AFTER 4 HOURS. THEN JACKAL WANTED TO SCREW HIS AMIGA AND HIS LAMORISM PRODUCED THIS SHIT. DONT COPY... CREDIT PART ----------- CODING: GAMES BOND MUSIC: STARBUG GEHFIX: SATAN LAMER: SPACE BOZ IT ZUCKELS AND RUCKS AND WONT STOP. AS I TRIED AND TRIED AND WEEKS WENT BY, FLIMR INCREASED. SO I DE- CIDED TO BOIL UP LAMORISM AND HAD BOZ DO THE CODING. SEE THE RESULT ON YOUR SCREEN... HELP-TEXT FUCK THE HELPTEXT BOZERISM STRUCK IT -------------------- - HI THERE ,YOU COOL - GUYS OUT THERE - THIS IS - J A C K A L - -------------------- - THIS DEMO WAS MADE - BY STORM -------------------- IF YOU WANT TO GET IN TOUCH WITH US TO BUY THE LATEST WARES ON PC + AMIGA THEN FEEL FREE TO WRITE TO THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS LULLING PO.BOX.27 L-3801 SCHIFFLANGE LUXEMBOURG -------------------- ONLY AMIGA MAKES IT POSSIBLE -------------------- CRAP AND BULLSHIT FROM THE LAMERS -------------------- TOP FIVE OF LOCAL LAMERS: AN UNPRESCEDENTED DESEASE HAS BEEN SPREADIN IN THE AREA THE FIRST TO BE IN- FECTED WAS WIDELY KNOWN:JONNIE BYTERLE HIS VIRUS WENT OVER TO TWO OTHER LAMERS TILL THEN CALLED: JACKAL AND GAMES BOND AFTER OUR BRAINS WERE STRUK BY L A M O R I S M, OUR NAMES CHANGED TO BIFF BARNES AND BRANDLE MC FLY LEAKING FROM THESE SHREDDED HOLES OF STUPIDITY ARE LOCAL FUCKINGS TO: JONNIE X.F. BYTERLE SPACE COWBOY (LUKE) THE REAL MC FLY MR.ARKANOID (RIPPER) BIG BUBBLE SALLY MY AMIGA 1000 (256K) MEMORY BELOW &H20000 NOW I (JACKAL) WANNA TELL YOU SOME FACTS ABOUT THIS PART CODING: JACKAL THIS SHITTY PART SNAPS ABOUT 400 BOBS (2 WORDS WIDTH) (8 PIXELS HIGH) THANX TO J.HIPFEL FOR THE GREAT SOUNDS -------------------- INTERESTED CODERS WRITE TO: (NO ILLEGAL STUFF) (KEINE RAUBKOPIEN) -------------------- HANS-JOERG STAHL PFAELZER-STR. 14 7917 VOEHRINGEN PRESS F1 TO F5 FOR DIFFERENT TUNES ALL TUNES ARE FROM THE COOL GAME NINJA REMIX THANX TO JOCHEN HIPPEL OF COURSE THE TUNES WERE RIPPED BY ----- JACKAL ----- YOU GAVE THE F1-BUTTON A KICK !!! SO YOU CAN ENJOY THE TITLE THEME OR THE TUNE OF THE 6 TH LEVEL ...... GET THE FEELING IN YOUR EARS ...... YOU FUCKED YOUR F2-KEY !!! THIS IS AGAIN (LIKE EVERY PART) AN OVERWHELMING GREAT SOUND DEVELOPPED BY THE MUSIX MASTER -JOCHEN HIPPEL- THIS TUNE APPEARS IN THE FIRST LEVEL THIS TIME YOUR MAGIC FINGERS TOUCHED THE F3-KEY !!! YOUR ARE NOW ABLE TO RECEIVE THE WONDERFUL WAVES OF THE SECOND LEVEL IN THE GAME -NINJA REMIX- TAKE CARE AND ENJOY ......... MY INTERRUPT-REQUESTOR TOLD ME THAT YOU WISH TO ENJOY THE THIRD LEVEL TUNE. YOUR WISH IS MY DESIRE .......... PS: THIS TIME YOU HACKED THE F4-KEY. THE TIME IS RIGHT TO PRESENT YOU THE TUNE OF THE FOURTH LEVEL,CAUSE A PART OF YOUR EXCELLENT BODY SLIMED THE F5-KEY ........... PLEASE CLEAR YOUR KEYS NOW .......... ********* ***** **** ** ** * * * * * * * * * **** * * * **** * * * * * * * * * * **** * ***** * * * * INTRODUCING: INCREDIBLE BLITTER TORTURES YET UNKNOWN TO MORTAL HUMAN BEINGS. TEARING DOWN WALLS THOUGHT TO BE TREMENDOUS BARRIERS, VISIBILISING LOOMING LAMORISM IN THEIR CODE. CODING: GAMES BOND LOGO: SATAN GFX: GAMES BOND MUSIC: JOCHEN HIPFE NOTHING: BLUKE COWBOZ --------------------------- STORM HEADQUARTERS FORCE JACKAL AND GAMES BOND TO GREET: SKYLOCK, ZK8, AG, CENTURIONZ BUSTER, STEEL, RAT SECTOR, SENSEI, TARKUS TEAM, TCC D. (DELTA), COMPANY, BLOODSCRS LONE WOLF, BUSTMAN, ARMAND, NEW MASTERS, MAFIA JOE. SPECIAL GREETINGS FROM JACKAL AND BOND TO: FLASH (YOUR COPPER ISNT TWICE AS FAST, BUT THE IDEA ISNT BAD.YOU DIDNT FOOL US) DIABLO AND PSYCHO (INTERESTING DEMO, SPECIAL YAHOO FOR THE NEW IDEAS ) SILENTS (NICE ROBBING YOU DID) MR.GURK (MOST INCREDIBLE DATAS) BLUKE COWBOZ (OR:SUPERSIPPL, BATMAN, LUKE SKYLAMER, LAMER, SPACE COWBOY, SPACE LAMER, KLEMMI ETERNAL FAILURE. NEVER RE- LEASES LACKING CONNECTIONS) IVANHOE (BEST CODER IN THE AREA) THE L.A.B LADIES: CARMEN (SWEET KISSES FROM JACKAL, TO YOUR CUNT) KARIN GRUB (BEST BLOODSUCK) ALEXA GEIST (FROM BOND) FUCKINGS TO TRAUDL KIRSCH THE LADIES: NADINE (THANKS FOR MAKING ME DRUNK AND THE RAPE) ELKE (GOOD DICK SUCKING) STEFFI (LOST) SALLY (GREATEST LAIMER) SONJA (TEACHER FUCKING) ANDREA (I TEACH HER ALGEBRA SHE PAYS BY FUCKING) TANJA (NO BOOBS) THE BITCHES: STEFFI, EVE MARY, CURT, HENRIKE, MOI, ANJA, KERSTIN NATASHA, TOO MANY LEFT... BLOND SENDS SPECIAL GOODIES TO: SECTION 8(PIONEER CRACKING) GCS (LATEST SOFT) ECA (MARTIN GALWAY RIP) ROB HUBBARD (MY FIRST RIP) ZX-81 USER (EXTINCTING) ZX-81 CODER (NEVER EXISTED) ATARI ST (ALMOST EXTINCT) --------------------------------------- abcdefghij abcdefghij abcdefghij klmnopqrst klmnopqrst klmnopqrst THIS TIME IT%S NOT BLOND BUT ........ --------------------------------------- --------------------------------------- OOOOO OOO OOO OO OO OOO OO OO OO OO OOOO OOOO OO OO OO OO OOOOO OO OOO OOOOO OO OOOOO OO OO OOOO OOOO OO OO OOOOO OOO OO OO OOO OO OO OO OO OOOO --------------------------------------- --------------------------------------- AS USUAL THE CONTACT ADDRESS OF STORM LULLING P.O.BOX 27 L-3801 SCHIFFLANGE LUXEMBOURG --------------------------------------- ....................................... NOW I [JACKAL] WILL SPELL OUT MY FLUMSY CLUMSY FROLIC GREETINGS IVANHOE,BLAMES BLOND,BLUKE COWBOZ MORDILLO,MING,EGO,GADLER,DAN,OUTBOUND AND ALL COOL CODERS IN KEFRENS SILENTS,FLASH,RSI,SCOOPEX,BUDBRAIN ....................................... SOME HINTS ABOUT THIS DEMO --------------------------------------- THE LOGO ROTATION IS CALCULATED IN REALTIME.BUT THE DIFFERENT SIZES OF THE LOGO ARE PRECREATDED MY SHRINK-ROUTINE IS AS FAST THAT IT WOULD BE POSSIBLE TO ALTER THE LOGO-SIZE IN REALTIME,BUT THEN MY OTHER ROUTINES WOULD USE MORE THAN ONLY 1 FRAME THE GREAT MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM THE GAME -PV WEAPON- THE LOGO AND THE FONT WERE PIXELD BY SATAN THE CODING WAS DONE BY JACKAL OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO OOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO OOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOO OOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO OOOO OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO OOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOO OOOOOO OOOO OOOO OOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOO OOOOO OOOO OOOO OOOOOO OOOO OOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO OOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO OOOO OOOOOOOOO