. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . __ . _______ _______ _________ __\/___ . . . . . . . / ____/_ / _____¯\ ______/_ ____ ¯\ . / \| ¯\ \__ \ ____/ \_____/_ cAFE dEL mAR! . / \ | \ | \ fiNE rEAL fRiENDsHiP . \______ \ __| \ : \______ \ BBS rUN bY dRm!/SX/1oo% . | ____\ |_____ \ . 7____ \ . . . .: . . . . . . . . . . . | . | : oNLiNE ASCii oRDER! hYDRA! . . ___|_ | _______ | | aMiGA ONLY BBS! bLAH! bLuBB! . ./¯ ___ | ____ \ __|____ 1oo pERCeNT HQ! . / \__ | \_____/_ \__ ¬\ ___ ___ _______ _______ / | ¬\ ` \ / V ¯\ / _____¯\ / _____ \ \___________| ____ \ ______\ _ \ \__ \ \__ /_ . . 7____ \ / | \ | \ | ¬\ . / |_____ \ __| \ __| \ . a4ooo/o3o/25/CDrOM/eNuFF HD /_____ :nd |____ \ | __\ . yOU gOTTA lUV diZ niCE BBS! . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Do not make the mistake of believing that i am the person who is speaking to you now. i am not. that is to say n o t. this is an indisputable fact that has been scientifically proven. it is useless to belabor facts that have already been proven, just as it is useless to wander off on a tangent with a bullwhip in search of a dead horse. if you do accept this to be true, then you are insane and will be locked up. i personally have never been locked up, but this is because i personally have never been insane. nor have i never personally, that is to say, as a person, been a criminal. you on the other hand, are obviously crazy. this is a scientific fact that is instinctively and intuitively obvious to all peoples of all races, creeds, and colours, and in all walks of life. but do not obfuscate matters with science or other baloney sandwiches. your opinions are not relevant to the issue of your mental capacity, but rather are dead horses which are not to be flogged. my purpose here is to clearly demonstrate to all concerned that you are indeed insane. so that all doctors, policemen, and other persons of authority will be shown to their professional satisfaction the truth of my statements. please do not change colour while i am talking to you. of course everyone knows that my statements are always truthful, but unfortunately i must demonstrate to you the fact that you are not in touch with reality, because i only have your best interests at heart and you must learn to function in the modern world of today. may i please have fifty cents? functioning is the process whereby decent people of society inter-relate with one another for the sole purpose of keeping the modern world a safe place for all in which to live. Feathers fall from seabirds in flight... Yes. This was another Voodoo extravaganza done for the Café del mar. Incarnated by the following medicine men: Incantations: Spin/Supplex Runes: Ben.E/Supplex ('Supplex') Aerosoul/1oo% ('Café del Mar') Enchantments: Dreamer/Supplex^1oo% Contact us at: Spin: phil@rhein-neckar.netsurf.de Aerosoul: pete@rhein-neckar.netsurf.de Dreamer: mic@rhein-neckar.netsurf.de Little fluffy clouds are flying to: Abyss - Bizarre Arts - Cosmic Pirates Haujobb - Krypton Force - Lego Neoplasia - Ninjaforce - Scoopex Shoot! - Sonik. Love'n'butterbrot to everyone in Supplex! ...in my world nothing is.