[ BOBS ARE THE SPICE OF LIFE ]


            * CADDY OF SWITCH *


        PRESENTS HIS LATEST CREATION


       AH, MY FIRST VECTOR-BOB DEMO!!
       AFTER MONTHS OF TINKERING WITH
       WITH COLOURS,I NOW FINALLY GET
       AROUND TO RELEASING THE MOTHER

              [  L A T E R  ]

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        225 STARS IN THE BACKGROUND!



>- CADDY OF SWITCH ->> PROUDLY  PRESENTS> A NEW DEMO CALLED>>     BOBS ARE->THE SPICE OF LIFE!!>}  IF YOU WANT TO>CONTACT ME(CADDY),>>WRITE TO:>>    P.O. BOX 154>    VICTORIA,3805>    AUSTRALIA!!!!!>}OR IF YOU WANT SOME> TRULY MAGNIFICENT>TUNES, THEN WHY NOT>WRITE TO :>>   DIGIT>   P.O. BOX 688>   VICTORIA,3185>   AUSTRALIA!!!!>}IF THIS DEMO IS PUT>>IN A DEMO COMPETION>>THEN I'LL BE LUCKY>>IF I GET 9TH PLACE!}  --THE CREDITS-->>NEAT CODING  -CADDY>MOST GRAFIX  -CADDY>GOOD IDEAS   -CADDY>WEIRD OBJECTS-CADDY>REJECTED TEXT-CADDY>SHIT BOBS    -CADDY>BLIP'N'BLEEPS-DIGIT}  OK,NOW JUST FOR>LAMERS, I BRING YOU> BINARY LESSONS,SO>  YOU WON'T LOOK> LAME WHEN SOMEONE>   ASKS YOU WHAT>>   $1C3F EQUALS}  BINARY LESSON #1>0000 = $0 1000 = $8>0001 = $1 1001 = $9>0010 = $2 1010 = $A>0011 = $3 1011 = $B>0100 = $4 1100 = $C>0101 = $5 1101 = $D>0110 = $6 1110 = $E>0111 = $7 1111 = $F>}  BINARY LESSON #2>>LOGICAL SHIFT->START     =10010111>SHIFT(LSR)=01001011>>    LOOKOUT FOR->  AND,OR,EOR & NOT> IN THE NEXT DEMO!!}>>>>SEEYA SOMETIME,SOON}>>>>WALLOP THE BUTTON!!}



 f GOOD MORNINGs            n WELCOME TO ANOTHER DEMO CODED BY CADDY/SWITCH      THIS CREATIVE CODING CREATION (CCC) FEATURES :  *  NICE BOBS  *  LOTS OF FADING IN'S & OUT'S  *  4 BITPLANE SCROLLER  *  A TYPE-WRITER  *  A PROGRAMMING EXCERCISE(WAVING PAPER!)  *  3D VECTOR PRIORITSED SIZEABLE ROTATING BOBS(!)  *  SOME COOL OBJECTS  *  INFINITE TIME,LIVES AND AMMO!!!!  *  USER CONTROL ABILITY-NESS(MAYBE...) !!!!!       IT MIGHT FEATURE A 1-FRAME,200 POINT,60 FACE,4096 COLOUR HAM,BOBS,LINES,CIRCLES AND FILLED VECTOR ROUTINE (IF I GET AROUND TO DOING IT)         I AM A LAZY CUNT!!!!  IF I GOT OFF MY ARSE, YOU WOULD SEE SOME MORE VECTOR OBJECTS WITH ANIMATION!!!! OK, NOW THAT WE HAVE GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY, IT'S JOKE TIME!!!!   OK, WHAT'S WHITE AND BLUE AND RUNS THROUGH THE JUNGLE?????    A FRIDGE WEARING A DENIM JACKET!!!!!           fHA     s      n WELL, IF YOU HAVE THE TIME, WHY DON'T YOU WATCH ALL OF THE OBJECTS IN THE DEMO, SOME OF THEM ARE SHIT, BUT THEN AGAIN, SOME ARE NICE....      WELL, I GOTTA GO TO THE TOILET, SO CHILL HOMEBOY.....              ALSO, MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THIS ONE.... WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF A WOMAN???             A LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEM FOR A CUNT!!!   HE HE HE HE ......  I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY...... IF A GIRL IS WATCHING THIS (VERY UNLIKELY) , I'M SORRY     TADA......