the electronic knights present gosh! i think i ate my baby sister! a manifestation against the world's most derangingý and devasting drug -alcoholý is highly addictive! -alcohol causes brain damage! -alcohol ruins your entire life! alcohol makes you depressiveý and causes loss of sexual potency each intoxication kills 1.000.000 brain cells tek is back to lay you under contribution not released at the prime '92 date 5-8-1992 don't call it dentro, intro, demo, whatsoever this one's called... design - bifat and banana music - banana graphics - prince and bifat coding - bifat and iraner facts about alcohol: (united states) 104.800 dead each year 12.000.000 addicted 48.000.000 endangered by addiction now comes a message from red knightý who misbehaved very badly when he was totally drunk at the sanity meeting- banzai out there - red knight is on the keys, to give all you guys at the sanity-meeting an excuse for my stupid day... i hope now you accept that in peace... i don't want any trouble with you. sweep over it - that's all for now... cu in my p.o.box hehe... red knight contact the tek hq for any reason the electronic knights p.o.box 1402 6470 buedingen joymoney also contact our elite mail tradersý toxic utz spaith unterm berg 38 2900 Oldenburg red knight oliver schaper im klewergarten 7 3000 hannover official memberlistý banana music, gfx bifat coding, gfx iraner coding mac trading prince graphics red knight trading toxic trading finally you've reached the end of yet another tek production. now I'm assembling the last pieces of code - you have no idea how tired I am...feel free to have another turn to listen to that cool tune by banana.... #1 #8 whoops! #1 #5 hello, g#4ood evening and we#3lcome to yet another production by the electronic knights. to yet another cool production, off course, i forgot to write that... #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #7 yes, i#6t's me, #5 banana, #4your fr#3iendly host for the next few repeatable minutes of your lives. as always, getting started is the hardest thing, but, as you might have noticed, i already got started and am now entering the beginning of the middle part of this text. #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 whoopsy!! #7 not #6so f#5ast, #4young #3man! not so fast. things around me are changing and transforming too rapidly, i do not see no exit and i cannot make my way north to the pole, to accelerate the earth's speed in order to get them deserts unsanded. okay stop talking about ... yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! something strange is happening .... yo mtv raps! nothing makes me so freeee ...... as i float in a dream of extacy! iraner speaking it is a brain reaction virtual reality and cyber sex rules! at least .... 24cen: every one is demanding for a gasmask yo! #8 #7ba#6na#5na #4ba#3ck again... a wise man (doctor broiler!!) told me about the north pole. now over to doctor broiler!#4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #4 welcome to a little excursion about one of our earth's most peaceful, quiet, non polluted and, last but not least, whitest places: #4 #5 #6 #1 the north pole! #3 the northpole is a very funny place. snowmen are jumping around everywhere. some escimos are rubbing their noses against other escimo's noses, sending of little columnes of smoke from the heat caused by the friction. these columnes of smoke are used as a means of navigation by international pilots and i can tell you that the amount of money the escimos get for rubbing is worth it. by the way, as you are a good friend, here's a little secret: the amount is so high, so that the escimoes will rub their noses instead of hunting whales, or flooding the international souvenir market with tiny carved sea-lions that nobody really wants to have. now, leaving the escimos and returning to the north pole. as i said, snowmen are jumping around, but not too hard, so that they won't loose their carrot-noses. escimos are controling international flight-routes. icebears are running around, eating penguins and penguins are running around looking for bathing suits and in the midst of it there is the earth's axis, made of stainless steel with a giant crank on it, where great men can regulate the earth speed. you may wonder, why nobody has ever changed the earth's speed in the last centuries. well, i said it would take a great man to do this. well, let's take a short walk through history. the pharaohs were too busy watching the building of their graves (pyramids). jesus wanted to do it, but was nailed to a cross too early, thus disabling him to travel to the north pole, because of lack of manoeuvrability. nero would rather burn rome. hanibal's elephants froze their asses off. napoleon couldn't handle a rowing-boat to escape elba, freud was an asshole and the rest may rest in shit. by the way, the only man who really tried to change the earth's rotating speed was ghandi, but he froze to death, after he had reached greenland. he refused to wear anything more than his toga-like cape. stupid purists. so it seems, as if all those great men were a bit nuts...#4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #3 thanks to you, doctor broiler. this is banana back again. i hope you read the things the doctor told you very carefully, because i have to tell you some maybe shocking facts about him. #4 #5 #6 #7 #7plea#6se #5do n#4ot think#3 that we believe any of the shit he told. as everybody knows there is no big crank at the north pole to manipulate the earth's turning speed, snowmen are not able to jump and escimoes only have very rare to do with international aviation. (and you won't find a penguin anywhere north of the equator. (yes, we got that too, fair guys!)) #4 #5 #6 #7 now #6ret#5unin#4g to#3 the serious problem, doctor broiler has, but which we are therapeuting on at the moment: #2 doctor broiler is on #1drugs #3 we've found, or should i say caught him several times drinking beer, or even harder things, like wine, cognac, or any other of this diabolic stuff. so you can see what alcohol consumption can lead to. weird and scrambled thoughts, problems with articulating word properly, loss of sexual potency and loss of memory. (and all this not only at the state of drunkness, but also when sober). alcohol is something very dangerous. to warn you, here's an up to date list of drinks that mostly contain alcohol. if you are offerd any of these by a "friend": #1 just say no!!! just say no!!! just say no!!! #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #3 on with the list: drinks that contain alcohol (do not drink under any circumstances): beer, wine, gin, whiskey (bourbon, scotch, malt, pure malt and any other kinds), vodka, jaegermeister, champagne, cognac, baileys, karlskrone, bacardi, rum, batida de coco and punch. the list is of course not complete, as the market is steadily rising. everyday it is lenghtened by "designer drinks", like "bloody mary", "manhattan" and "ratzeputz", to name but a few. #4 #5 #6 #3 alcohol costs the government over 94.000.000.000 dollars every year, because of loss of quality, ill people, insurances, funerals, therapies and so on. so, alcohol addiction is also a economical probem. but it is as well your problem, because alcohol will ruin you entire life. addiction is horrible and it starts earlier than you think. if you drink more than five liters of beer, or a compareable amount of other liquor a week, leading psychologists consider you as "endangered addicted" so think about it carefully before you take your next dose of alcohol. let me tell you about a friend of mine that used to be a very happy young man, until he went to this "party" which i had warned him of. there they started giving beer around and he drank it, just to try it. this was how it all started. if you saw him today, you would cry! he has lost his girlfriend, his flat, his car and about eight teeth. this is what alcohol has done to him. he is no longer a useful part of society, but an abscess at the world's ass that is not worth the air he is breathing and polluting. #4 you kids have the responsibility that the elder generation will lay in your hands. it is you that the worlds look upon. so let them look at you with pride and not turning away horrified. walk upright and proud and do not stumble and mumble. just say no!!!#3 just say no!!!#2 just say no!!!#1 #3 you may have wondered about the title of this manifestation, as it is "gosh! i think i ate my baby sister!"#6 #3 this is the story how i got to hate alcohol. one night, i was out with my "friends" we took larger amounts of beer and other alcoholic stuff. i got so drunk that i threw up. i do not remember how i got home or anything what happened after throwing up. the next morning, i awoke and my pillow was full of blood. i noticed that with horror, but i did not dare to move my head, because it was about three meters wide and was blocked by the walls of my room. i noticed that my baby sisters bed was empty. cold sweat broke out, coming from every single pore. i tried to recover anything that happend during the night, but i was unable to. the thought that had illuminated by mind cut through my hurting brain like a razorblade, cutting ever neuron of the lump of meat that used to be my brain. i must have eaten my baby sister, because i remembered a nagging feeling of hunger that i had that evening and i also felt that i wasn't at all hungry anymore. i suddenly remembered all the beautyful times i spent with my little baby sister. i loved her so madly and i ate her. i had eaten my baby sister! i started to cry. all this was too much for my stomach, pieces of baby sister were thrown out of my damned mouth in gastric spasmic intervalls. revealing the ugly brown colour of half digested human flesh. the smell was unbearable, but i was too scared to call my mother to help me, because the fact that i ate her six month old daughter wouldn't have made her too happy. but i heard my mother coming out of the kitchen and heading towards our room. in panic, i ate all the puked out pieces i could find and the consciousnes of this being my sister did not make them taste any better. mother entered the room and called me somthing like a "drunk bastard" (i am an adopted orphan, i have to tell you). and gave me a fair punch into my face. she was carrying my baby sister, so i hadn't really eaten her, to solve the mistery, but the shock was enough for me to never drink a drop of alcohol again. this was four years ago and i can tell you that it was not bad for me at all. #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #3 oh boy, that was truely a horrible thing. mac on the rotten keyboard of bifats fading old amiga 500. so it seems, as if i am the last boozing knight in the whole kingdom. this is something what makes me wonder but i must admit that i didn't have such an lovely experience as banana, so i am still going strong. pah i lied, not as strong as months ago as i still boozed a lot of k49-niggerkiller but since i and a good friend of mine (hi rainer!) went to the local pool for a lot of times in the last few sunny weeks we discovered an enormous more refreshing drink than beer: #2 applewine mixed with water, #3or as we people from frankfurt say "aeppelwoi". as we figured out that beer and sun is a deadly braindraining combination we skipped to this. but i still can't share banana's or bifat's status of nonalcoholism. i don't need alcohol to make my days worthwhile, so i am no alcoholic, but i am allways in a much better mood when i am not sober anymore. it seems that a lot of things are changing their ways at the moment, as banana has allready recognized, and i began to wonder what to do with my future. as i am 21 years time forces me to make some decisions for my further life. i know that i made some capital faults in the past, like getting my a-level with 3.1 instead of 1.0 or serving civil service instead of joinig the army. i cant't believe that doing army is more stressy and dirty as being a janitor assistance in a huge building for russian immigrants or should i say pseudo-germans. i don't hate any kind of human beings but these guys do make me really go berserk sometime (or what do you think rainer?). it is hard sometimes to clean away dirt of somebody else. and it is even harder if you see that these 'germans', which in most cases can't even speak one single word german, are buying cars that you may not affort in even 10 years. ah, enuff of this boring crap. as we are here to entertain you and not to bore you to death, i will skip to another topic: the greetings (tata!). i think it would take too long to mention all of the guys we know, we will give you a global list of all the groups we are in contact with. so here it is. friendly regards and hellos to the following people: #5 ADDONIC, ADEPT, ALPHA FLIGHT, AMNESIA, ANARCHY, ANIMATORS, ARISE, ART, AURORA, AXIS, BACKLASH, BEYOND, BLITZ, C.A.C, CHAOS, CHROME, COMPLEX, CRYPTOBURNERS, CRYSTAL, CYBERAKTIV, CYBORX, DAMAIN, DARK DEMON, DARK STAR, DESIGN, DESIRE, DRAGONS, DUAL CREW, DUPLEX, DYTECT, EOC 1999, EPIC, ESG242, EXULT, FERROX, GHOSTLY SPREADERS, GOTHIC, HARDLINE, HYSTERIC, INFECT, INFINITE PERFECTION, INTERACTIVE, ITALIAN BAD BOYS, KRS-ONE, LASERDANCE, LEGEND, LIVE ACT, LUNATIC ERALS, MAGIC, MEGAPOWERS, MEXX, MIRAGE, NEPI, NETZWERK, NOX, NOXIOUS, NUANCE, PANIC, AGNOSTIC FRONT, PARADISE, PARANOID, PLEASURE, RAM JAM, RAZOR 1911, REBELS, SANITY, SHINING 8, SILENTS, SKID ROW, SONIC, STATIC BYTES, SUBMISSION, SUBZERO, SUICIDE, SUPPLEX, TASK, TECH, the electronic knights, THE SPECIAL BROS., TREACL, TRIANGLE, TRSI, UFO, X-TRADE, XZESS, ZENITH. #3 buh, that was a hell of a greetings-list! i hope we didn't forget anybody but who cares. now we got the first 12kb of text and you seem to be still reading, you must be mad! but if you think you have to expect 12bk more than you are completely insane. yak i am out of inspiration, so i will end these lines of sophisticated crap. as uasually wrap time has come and all of you kids have to go to bed and count sheep because of falling to sleep problems caused by this stunning production. but don't forget when you fall asleep: #2we are t.e.k., and you suck! restart or what? yep, here we go again... #8whoops!!! #7 st#6op#5!! #4 stop#3!! not so fast, boy... banana is on back on the keys (this time we are alternatingly writing this text...) banana send some very special regards to chris 6 percent of agnostic front ! looking forward to see you on your birthday party and keep up making good music. #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #7yeah! #6 #5 #4 #3 i do not think that there is anybody reading after this fucking long greetings list. there are not a lot of things more useless than greetings-lists. bifat told me of you guys who are equipped with that disease called action replay. you guys freeze the machine and use a monitor to gaze trough the memory in order to read the greetings lists.. to find out if they are greeted. i think that this is absolutely stupid, lame and so on and so on. maybe for you guys there should be an extra greetings file included, so that you do not have to use that fucking action replay. you are too stupid to read some good scrollers i think, so that greetings-file thing would be a good solution.