ccccc a PRESENTS ANOTHER LITTLE SHITTY PART OF THIS MEGADEMO. THIS LITTLE PILE OF BITS WAS ASSEMBLED BY THE EVER OMNIPOTENT SKYWIZE (NO GUESSING, IT'S ME TYPING). AND MUSIC CAREFULLY ARRANGED BY OUR HARD WORKING MUSICIAN, HURRICANE! MORE ABOUT THE GRAPHICS LATER. FIRST I WISH TO POINT OUT THAT THE MEANING WITH THIS SIMPLE LITTLE DEMO IS TO FILL OUT THE DISK SINCE THE PICCY AND THE MUSIC TAKES UP A HORRIBLE AMOUNT OF BYTES. QUANTITY INSTEAD OF QUALITY? I HAVE YET TO LEARN THAT EXPRESSION! ccc THE PICCY BY THE WAY WAS TAKEN FROM A DISK WITH DIGITIZED PAINTINGS BY THE MASTER, BORIS VALEJO. THE UPPER, TRANSPARENT FONT WAS PIXELLED BY STRIKER AND THE LOWER (READ: NOT LESSER) FONT BY ME. I THOUGT THIS DEMO WOULD BE A GOOD ONE TO WRITE SOME FUNNY TEXT TO SINCE THE SCROLL IS'NT JUMPING, SLITHERING, CRAWLING OR SOMETHING OTHER THAT MAKES IT HARD TO READ. BUT WHAT TO WRITE? DOES THAT MATTER? DOES ANYONE REALLY READS ALL THE FUCKING METERS OF SCROLL THAT'S RELEASED EVERY DAY? DOES THAT MATTER? WHO CARES? a c a c a c a c a c a (!) AT LEAST I'M WRITING IN ENGLISH WICH SEEMS TO BE A BIT ABOVE SOME OF THE FOREIGN (READ GERMAN) GROUPS. WHO CARES IF THE ENGLISH IS'NT THAT GOOD. EVERYONE CAN'T BE THE BEST. NOT EVEN US. BUT I MUST SAY THAT SHORT PIECES OF TEXT IN OTHER LANGUAGES ARE JUST FUNNY. COMO TE ILLAMA? ME ILLAMO SKYWIZE. QUELLE HEURE ET IL? ZWEI BERGSFHURER UNT DREI ENGLANDER AUS DER TOT GESTURT. SAUERKRAUT UNT LETHERHOSEN. TUTTI VAN FRUTTI. JAMBO JAMBO. NUNC EST BIBENDUM. VINO EST VERITA. PERESTROJKA RUSSKI TRUSSKI, DA, DA, DANMARK ER ET DEJLIGT LAEND. N0RGE ER SLIKT IKKE LIKA MORSOMT. TACKA VET JAG SVERIGE, HEJA OSS! VI AR BAST! JAG OCKSA! AFTER THIS LITTLE TRIP OUT IN INTERLANGUA I'LL RETURN TO THE LANGUGE WICH AFTER ALL IS THE MOST COMMONLY USED. IN ANOTHER DEMO ON THIS DISK (THE ONE WITH THE WALKING COMMODORE SIGN) THE SCROLL IS QUITE FUNNY. IF YOU HAVE'T READ IT THEN DO. IF YOU THINK CONSUMING LARGE AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL IS STUPID AND ONLY SLACKENS THE INTELLECT THEN YOU'D BETTER NOT READ IT. ON THE OTHER HAND, IF YOURE QUITE NORMAL AND THINK THAT THE CONSUMING OF ALCOHOL IS QUITE FUNNY AND SEE IT AS NICE WAY TO SPEND AM EVENING OR A WEEK OR SO I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT, THOUGH IT CAN QUITE HARD TO READ TOWARDS THE END. AND I FIRMLY NOT ADVISE ANYONE TO THROW OLD DISKDRIVES OUT OF WINDOWS SINCE THAT CAN BE QUITE EMBARASSING. cccc BUT DISKDRIVES IS OFCOURSE NOTHING AGAINST THE RITUAL SLAUGHTER OF AN ABC-80 WICH TRIAD PERFORMED ON THE KARLSTAD PARTY A WHILE BACK. I REALLY THINK TRIAD ARE QUITE COOL EVEN IF THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING USEFUL AND ALWAYS ARE BLIND DRUNK AT MEETINGS. I LIKE THEIR STYLE! IN ABOUT ONE MONTH THE SCHOOL WILL END FOR SUMMER (SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER, SCHOOLS OUT FOR EVER! (IT IS'NT, BUT IT'S A NICE SONG ANYWAY)) AND BOY AM I GOING TO DRINK, I'LL TRY BE DRUNK THE WHOLE LAST WEEK IN SCHOOL! I REMEMBER THE LAST ENDING OF THE SHOOL. OUR CLASS WAS ASSEMBLED FOR A LITTLE BREAKFAST OUT IN THE NATURE. I DRANK ONE AND A HALF BOTTLE OF WINE AND WAS QUITE HAPPY. LATER I STOOD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOOTBALL FIELD OUTSIDE OUR SCHOOL SINGING LOUDLY, HUMMING WHERE I HAD FORGOTTEN THE LYRICS. QUITE EMBARASSING REALLY. BUT FUN! THE ONLY STUPID THING WAS THAT I GOT AN HUNGOVER LATER THE SAME DAY! BUT I HAPPILY DRANK SOME MORE AND WAS JUST FIT FOR FIGHT FOR THE EVENING! THAT'S HOW YOU CELEBRATE THE ENDING OF THE FUCKING SCHOOL! cccccccccccccccc WHAT AM I TO DISCUSS NOW? THE UNDERLYING STRUCTURE OF REALITY? (?) NAH, NO FUN. I BETTER TELL YOU ABOUT OUR LITTLE INTERNAL MEETING A COPULE OF WEEKS AGO WHERE WE UNSUCESSFULLY TRIED TO COMPELETE THIS MEGADEMO. HIHAT, HURRICANE AND ME(SKYWIZE!) STARTED FROM STOCKHOLM AND AFTER A BORING TRAINTRIP FINALLY GOT TO A CITY CALLED 'VAXSJO' WICH WE TOUGHT WAS AS FAR AWAY AS YOU COULD POSSIBLY COME, WICH OFCOURSE, WAS UNTRUE. AT THE STATION WE WERE FETCHED BY EXACTOR AND FINALLY WE ARRIVED AT THE LITTLE VILLAGE OF 'ROTTNE' WHERE HALF OF THE LINK HAVE THE MISFORTUNE TO LIVE. SO THERE WE MET STRIKER, LURRKY AND VULTURE, HAWK WAS UNORTUNATELY IN LONDON BY THAT TIME. THEY HAD RENTED SOME SORT OF CLUBHOUSE AND THERE WE SETTLED DOWN. A LOT OF LOCAL PEOPLE RAN AROUND THE PLACE AND SOMETIMES IT WAS QUITE A PARTY GOING ON. VULTURE MANAGED TO GET DRUNK AND WIGGLED AROUND TELLING EVERYONE HOW DRUNK HE WAS. LATER IN THE NIGHT SOME PEASANTS BURST INTO THE HOUSE, APPAREMTLY LED BY SOMEONE CALLED 'THE MONKEY'(?). THE PEASANTS, BLIND DRUNK, SHOUTED AND GENERALLY BEHAVED IN A VERY UNCIVILICED MANNER, PUTTING DISK INTO THE DRIVES UPSIDE DOWN AND SO ON. FINALLY THEY LEFT AND WE COULD BREATH THE AIR AGAIN (THEY SMELLED!). WELL, THE SECOND NIGHT WE THOUGHT WE SHOULD KEEP THE DOOR CLOSED SO THAT ANY UNINVITED WOULD HAVE A HARD TIME ENTERING. THEY HAD. AFTER A WHILE APPARENTLY EVERY YOUNGSTER FORM THE SURROUNDING COUNTRYSIDE HAD GATHERED OUTSIDE OUR HOUSE AND FEVERISHLY TRIED TO GET INSIDE IT. THEY BANGED AT THE WALLS, KICKED AT THE DOOR AND HIT THE WINDOWS. THEY EVEN TRIED CHARM 'AARNE, JAG MOSTE KIISSA!'. VERY CHARMING. FINALLY THEY GAVE UP AND RETURNED TO THEIR FARMS. AS I SAID, WE DIDN'T COMPELETE THE MEGADEMO, BUT WE HAD A GOOD TIME ANYWAY. NOW THEN, LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT. BOOKS MAYBE! RIGHT NOW I'M READING THE FIRST BOOK IN THE MAGICIAN SERIES BY RAYMOND E. FEIST, AND IT'S QUITE GOOD. A ALSO READ A BOOK CALLED 'FARIE TALE' BY HIM AND THAT ONE IS REALLY GOD! TRY TO READ IT SOMETIME! IF YOU WANT TO READ SOMETHING REALLY FUNNY THEN YOU MUST TRY THE DISCWORLD SERIES BY TERRY PRATCHETT. THEY'RE CALLED: 'THE COLOUR OF MAGIC','THE COLOUR FANTASTIC','EQUAL RITES' AND 'MORT'. TRY TO GET THEM! THEY'RE ABSOULUTELY FILLED WITH FUNNY ADVENTURES, MADCAP PERSONS AND TWISTED LOGIC! THE STYLE IS SOMEWHAT REMISCENT OF THE HITCHHIHERS GUIDE TO GALAXY BOOKS, BUT I THINK THEY'RE EVEN MORE FUNNY. TERRY PRATCHETT ALSO WROTE 'STRATA' AND 'THE DARK SIDE OF THE SUN' BUT THEY'RE PLAIN SCIENCE FICTION EVEN IF YOU ALSO THERE CAN FIND SOME OF THE WITTY HUMOUR FOUND IN THE OTHER BOOKS. cccccccccccc NAH, I THINK I'LL GO AND WATCH THE TELLY FOR A WHILE, SEE YA! bbbbb BLAH! THAT WASN'T MUCH FUN AT ALL! YOU SEE, SWEDISH TELEVISION IS SO FUCKING BORING! TWO CHANNELS AND BOTH WITHOUT ADVERSIMENTS. THAT ENSURES THAT THE SWEDISH TELEVISION NEVER HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ANY GOD PROGRAMS. TOUGH LUCK. HEY, WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THE FUCKING MEANING WITH EVERYTHING? I REALLY CAN'T SEE WHAT IS SO FUN BY ILLEGALLY COPYING SOFTWARE, BANDING TOGETHER IN 'GROUPS' AND CALLING EACHOTHER BY FUNNY NAMES? IS THAT SENSIBLE? IS IT? DOES ANYONE CARE? AM I TALKING BULLSHIT? IF I AM, DOES IT MATTER? WHO THE FUCK CARES! aaaaaaaaaaaaa I'M CURRENTLY LISTENING TO A SONG CALLED 'CLAP YOUR HANDS FOR MICHAEL GORBATJEV' OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED. WOW, NOW THE TUNE CHANGED, IT'S POPCORN! BY THE MASTER! DODODODODODODODODODOODODODODODODOO. AND SO ON. BABBABBBABBABBABAB UNTSOVEITER. I'M BEGINNING TO GET A BIT TIRED, I'D BETTER SAVE THIS AMD GO TO BED. NO USE TO WRITE LONG SCROLLS. HARD TO CRUNCH. acacacacacacacac WELL, SEE YOU SOMETIME! $ IF THERE IS ANY GIRLS IN THE AUDIENCE WE WISH TO POINT OUT THAT WE ARE NOT SEXIST WE JUST PRETEND TO BE REALLY! $