- - HI!, FIRST I JUST MUST SAY THAT YOU NOW HAS SIXSTYFOUR AND A HALF LOVELY METERS OF SCROLLTEXT BEFORE YOU - IF YOU HAVE A TWENTYSIX TUMS TV- NOW THE REAL SCROLLTEXT WILL BEGIN HOWDY!! THIS IS HIHAT WARMING UP THE KEYBOARD. THIS IS MY VERY, VERY FIRST SELFMADE DEMO! -HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!! SKYWIZE IS NOW PRACTISING SOME GOLF -HA HA HA-. HI AWKIE! SHOULD WE START WITH SOME SERIOUS SWAPPING INSTEAD OF CRISPBREAD, SALAMI AND THINGS LIKE THAT! -HOPE YOU LIKED MY LITTLE BIRTHDAY-PRESENT!!-SKYWIZE STOP PLAYING GOLF IN HERE!! YOU DAMAGE MY FLOOR!-THAT BALL REALY BOUNSE GOOD ON MY STONE-WALLS. IN ABOUT TREE DAYS I WILL BE ABLE TO TRAIN FOR MY DRIVEING-LICENS, SO I HOPE THAT I HAVE ONE PLUS A CAR IN THREE MONTH! YEAH, THEN WE CAN GO ON THE REAL PARTYS DOWN EUROPE! - - - GEFF, GEFF! AND HERE IS SKYWIZE AT THE KEYBOARD, I AM JUST BACK FROM A REFRESHING ROUND OF GOLF DOWN HERE IN HIHATS CELLAR. I REALLY DO NOT KNOW WHY HE LIVES IN A CELLAR, MAYBE HIS PARENTS DIDNT WANT THE NEIGHBOURS TO SEE HIM? I HAVE NO IDEA. WELL, HERE WE ARE, SITTING NEARLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WORLD, STOCKHOLM. AND BY THE WAY, ISNT THE SCHOOL A LOT OF FUN? I REALLY THINK SO! YEA, REALLY. HIHAT JUST TOLD ME THAT HE WANTS TO TRY MEDITATION, DID YOU KNOW THAT FORTY MINUTES OF MEDITATION EQUALS TO SIX HOURS OF SLEEP? AND HE WILL HAVE HIS OWN MANTRA. NO WONDER THAT HIHATS PARENTS HAVE PUT HIM IN THIS CELLAR. BUT REALLY, THINK IF YOU JUST HAD TO MEDITATE INSTEAD OF SLEEPING. THAT WOULD BE REALLY USEFUL ON COPYPARTIES, WHERE YOU NEVER SEEM TO GET ENOUGH SLEEP AND EVENTUALLY END UP WALKING AROUND LIKE A ZOMBIE WITH A BELLY-ACHE. HIHAT REALLY IS A HOT ONE ON GOLF, HE JUST LANDED ANOTHER HOLE-IN-ONE, I MEAN, I BARELY MANAGED TO SCORE A HOLE-IN-ABOUT-TWOTHOUSAND!! BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? I CANT BE MUCH FUN DOWN HERE IN THIS DARK, DAMP CELLAR.... BY THE WAY, I DID THE GFX FOR THIS LITTLE SHITTY-PITY, AND I REALLY REGRET THAT I DIDNT PUT IN A FNUTT, YOU KNOW THIS LITTLE FLEASHIT AT THE TOP OF THE CHARACTERS, THE ONE THAT MAKES YOU SOUND MORE LIKE, AMERICAN, YOU KNOW. GEFF, GEFF.. GEFF... WHAT AM I TO WRITE NOW?? NO? YOU SURE? OK. HIHAT, COME HERE! NOW! THANX SKYWIZE! DARK DAMP CELLAR, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH THAT! THIS IS THE NICEST PLACE IN THE WHOLE WORLD. THIRTYSIX SQUARE METERS ALL FOR MY SELF, OWN ENTRANCE, OWN BATHROOM AND SO ON, SKYWIZE IS JUST JEALOUS!! HIS ROOM IS IN THE MOST HORIBLE MESS EVERY TIME I VISIT. NOW ALL GERMAN FRIENDS -WARUM IST DIE BANANE KRUM?- FRAGE NICHT MIR, ICH HABE KEIN ANUNG! SO GOOD ARE I AM DEUTSCH! NOW IS SKYWIZE PROUD OF HIMSELF, HE JUST MANAGE TO GET THE LITTLE BALL INIO THE SMALL POT! -I THINK I MUST REMOVE THE CLUB FROM HIM, BEFORE HE GETS TO GOOD! SORRY JILSOFT THAT WE COULD NOT COME TO YOUR PARTY! -OUT OF MONEY AS USUAL!- WHY DOES MY EKONOMY NEVER DO AS I WANT. SKYWIZES EKONOMIC SITUATION IS CRITICAL AS ALLWAYS -PLEASE SEND HIM SOME FOOD, HE EATS ME OUT OF MY HOUSE!! SO SEND HIM A BIT OF BREAD! TOMORROW COMES SOME GUYS FROM THE TELPHON-COMPANY AND INSTALL A PHONE IN MY CELLAR, THEN I CAN BEGIN USING MY NEW ANC-MODEM! IF ANYONE FEEL TEMPTED TO CALL SWE-EIGHT-FOUR EIGHT TREE FOUR TWO SIX NOW A MESSAGE TO AWKIE AGAIN, NOW FROM MY SISTER FRIDA HELLO JARI! THANX FOR YOUR LETTER AND KIND OFFER. WHEN I COME WITH HIHAT TO THE NEXT COPY-PARTY, I CAN PROMISE YOU ONE NIGHT! SEND ME A PHOTO -BIG ONE- SEND ME MORE LETTERS -EXPRESS!!!- SEE YOU! YOURS SINCERLY LILLA PUSS-GURKA!! THATS HER! IF YOU WANT CONTACT WITH MY SISTER, THEN DO AS AWKIE, SEND SOME KIND LETTERS!!!!! NOW OVER TO SKYWIZE! GEFF, GEFF, AGAIN.... HEY, I JUST CAME UP WITH THIS TERRIBLY FINE IDEA! WHY DONT WE TRY TO BREAK THE RECORD IN LONG SCROLLERS?? LETS SEE, HOW MUCH HAVE WE WRITTEN? ABOUT FOUR KILOBYTES OF TEXT? AND THE RECORD IS ABOUT FIFTY KILOBYTES? EH.. FORGET IT. BUT I WANT TO SAY THIS - THE FIRST ONE WHO MANAGES TO WRITE FIFTY KILOBYTES OF INTERESTING STUFF HAVE MY DEEP RESPECT!! WELL, MY IDEAS ISNT COMING FAST ARE THEY? LETS TALK ABOUT GOLF, GOLF IS A REALLY BORING ANF SOBBISH SPORT, SO THERE! LETS TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, FOR EXAMPLE ABOUT WHEN HIHAT WROTE THIS DEMO. HE WOULD SHOW ME HIS DEMO, LOAD ALL THE DATA INTO MEMORY, ASSEMBLE AND RUN. THE DEMO WOULD RUN ALONG FINE FOR ABOUT FOUR SECONDS THEN GO NILLY-WILLY AND FREAK OUT TOTALLY, TOO MUCH STRAIN ON THE POOR VB-INTERRUPT! WELL, I JUST HAD TO MOVE THE SUBROUTINES AROUND A BIT AND THEN IT WORKED. NOW, THIS IS B-B-BORING. WELL TRY ANOTHER THING IN A COUPLE OF DAYS, SCROLL-WRITING UNDER ALCOHOLIC INTOXICATION. INTERESTING. WELL, I WILL LOG OFF FOR TONIGHT... BYE SKYWAIZE! SEE YOU ON THURSDAY! AND NOW FOLKS SEE YOU SOME TIME -MAYBE ON SOME NICE C-PARTY SOMEWERE.- BYE F U C K B E U T L E R -I CAN NOT HELP IT! $ THE LINK PRESENTS THEIR FIRST MEGADEMO ENJOY!!! THIS TEXT INCLUDE SOME PERSONAL HELLOS -------- I SAY HI TO THESE BOYS! ROLEX OF FR FORCE NICE LETTERS HOPE TO SEE YA!! -------- AWKIE OF CLONES HOPE YOU DONT MISS MY SISTER!! -------- SMITHSON OF DEATH- STAR NICE SENDINGS -------- BON OF BROS NICE SENDINGS TOO! -------- FASTWAY OF ???? YOU SWITCH GROUP SO OFTEN NICE GERMAN SENDINGS -------- RLA OF DUECO FAST SENDINGS -------- CRIMEKID OF HEXAGON HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR MODEM -------- JOE OF FINAL FRONTIER HELLO??? -------- CREATORS DONT BE ANGRY FOR THE LETTER I SEND -------- JILSOFT OF IT HELLO??? -------- BLADE OF PHALANX COOL SENDINGS -------- JPO OF ACCESION HI DUDE -------- SKYKID OF HORIZON SORRY FOR THE LITTLE BREAKE -------- EOA NICE MEGADEMO -------- SAM OF SWAP NICE DEMO -------- UNT SO WEITER!! I JUST F U C K BEAUTLER B Y E! B Y E! B Y E! B Y E! B Y E! B Y E! B Y E! B Y E! B Y E!