train trip (mlp) rock-a-mania (tca) no more war (mlp) traders (tca) legend of zelda (mlp) mr. kong (mlp) contact us !!! write to: (no name) plk a 019267 3060 stadthagen west-germany ---------------------- this menu was done by the commodore ace of the special brothers in 1990 ---------------------- position now: $ endposition at: $ HELLO STRANGER.........IT LASTED LONG BUT NOW WE CAN SAY THAT THE SECOND MUSIC-COLLECTION OF THE SPECIAL BROTHERS IS FINISHED !! FIRST I MUST SAY THAT THIS TEXT WAS WRITTEN MANY MOONS AGO ON OUR PARTY AND I TAKE NO WARRANTY FOR THE CONTENTS OF THE TEXT !!! O.K. NOW LET'S START ...... AFTER THE TECHTECH DEMO AND AFTER THE RED SECTOR MEGADEMO ANOTHER FABULOUS PRODUCT HAS REACHED ITS DESTINATION !!! THE SPECIAL BROTHERS ARE PROUD TO PRESENT: MUSIC COLLECTION II « HERE'S THE COMMODORE ACE OF THE SPECIAL BROTHERS BACK ON THE KEYBOARD TO GET YOU LAZY PEOPLE ON YOUR FEET !!! FUER ALLE DIE SPAETER EINGESCHALTET HABEN NOCHMAL: THE COMMODORE ACE « (AUDIENCE APPLAUSE) FIRST THE CREDITS AND INSTRUCTIONS: CODING: THE COMMODORE ACE « MUSIC: UNKNOWN ARTISTS (JUST KIDDING !!!) THE AUTHOR OF THE PIECE OF ART IS NAMED BEHIND THE MUSIC (LOOK UPPER MENU, FOOL !!!) GRAPHICS: IVAN «(EXCEPT THE MENU FONT,WHICH WAS MADE BY ANTIACTION OF DEFJAM) WHAT TOPIC DO YOU WANT TO TALK WITH ME ?!? MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THE INTERNAL TSB-PARTY WHICH IS STILL GOING ON (23.-25. 02. 1990) HERE ARE MANY BESUFFSKIES (DRUNKEN GUYS) WHICH ARE STILL LAMING AROUND LIKE THIS PERSON BEHIND ME, WHICH DOESN'T COOPERATE WITH MY ENGLISH GRAMMAR !!! BUT WE HAVE OTHER SUBJECTS,LIKE THE LAST NIGHT. THE LAST DAY WE STARTED OUR INTERNAL TSB-PARTY WHICH IS GOING FROM 23.-25. 02. 1990 AND UNTIL NOW NO ONE HAS PASSED AWAY INTO HIS GRAVE!!! WE HAVE LOTS,HUNDREDS,THOUSAND,BILLION GALLONS OF BEER,BATIDA AND OTHER ALCOHOLIC CRAP HERE...NOT TO MENTION THE OTHER DRUGS WHICH ARE LAYING AROUND. BY THE WAY HAS ANYONE OF THE FINISH SUCKERS SNEAKING AROUND HERE THE RECEIPT FOR THE ORIGINAL FINISH KOSKENKORVA ? IF YOU CAN ANSWER THIS QUESTION WITH YES OR YOU WANT TO SWAP WITH US,INTERESTED IN JOINING US (NO,NO,NO!!!),IF YOU WANT TO SPEND MONEY,DELIVER CONDOMES,WANT TO GET DISKS STOLEN THEN WRITE TO: PLK A 019267 þ 3060 STADTHAGEN þ WEST-GERMANY OR TO: PLK A 019261 þ 3060 STADTHAGEN þOF COURSE IN WILD-WEST GERMANY,TOO !!! HEY,DID YOU UNDERSTAND THE TEXT UNTIL NOW ??? THEN THIS SCROLLY IS MORE READABLE THAN THE LAST IN OUR SO CALLED DREAM-DEMO !!! BUT LET'S GET BACK TO THE PARTY... YESTERDAY SOME GUYS FROM TIME OF PERFECTS (T.O.P.) WENT DOWN HERE AND WE HAD SOME NICE CHATS WITH THEM. ALSO BRAINWALKER SHOWED UP AND GAVE US SOME TIPS (THANX !! (WHICH TIPS!!! ED.)) TODAY WE HAVE THE PLEASURE TO GET ACCOMPANIED BY T.O.P. - SOME GUYS FROM RED SECTOR (HOPEFULLY) AND SOME FROM APEX. OH AND IF YOU'VE NOT ALREADY NOTICED IT YOU CAN PLAY WITH YOUR MOUSE AND CHOOSE SOME MUZAKS OF YOUR OWN DIFFERENT TASTE... NO,NOT THAT ONE !!! THE OTHER DOWN THERE...YEAH YOU GOT IT !!! THERE'S A FLY !! HOPE I GET IT... JUST A MOMENT WHILE I GET IT !! WELL, HERE I'M BACK. I LIKE FLIES. YOU CAN PLAY FUNNY GAMES WITH THEM,LIKE TISCHTITSCHEN,RAPE THE WINGS AND OTHER FANCY THINGS.BUT THE BEST IS TO RAPE THEM PART TO PART AND THEN DROP IT DOWN TO YOUR STOMACH....YUM,YUM !!! STILL THERE !?!? GET THE TOILETS READY FOR SOME CRITICAL CASES. ENOUGH WITH SODA (AEHM) SADO-MACHO I-DON'T-KNOW-WHAT HEAVY BRAIN DAMAGES !!! DO YOU GET TO THE CEBIT IN MARCH ? BE THERE OR BE SUCKER !!! NOW OUR PHILOSOPHICAL PART...LET'S TALK ABOUT SENSELESS SCROLLERS (IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT IT,YOU'RE IN SUCH ONE !!) I THINK THE STANDARD OF MESSAGES IS VERY LOW THE MOST ONE DO THE HELLO-CREDITS-GREETINGS-BYE SYSTEM !!! MY OPINION IS THAT REALLY SENSELESS SCROLLERS ARE MUCH BETTER. LIKE MUSIX WITH SENSE BUT WITH ABSOLUTELY SENSELESS NAMES...(REALLY ? ED.) BUT LIKE IN ALL CHAOTIC SYSTEMS ALSO A CHAOTIC SCROLLMESSY HAS FORMULA TO EXPLAIN IT: BRAINDAMAGES OF A GROUP - LAMENESS - TOUGH LIES/ALPHA-PI76 THAT'S IT FOLKS !! NOW YOU CAN SEARCH THRU ALL TEXTES WHICH BRAIN AND INTELLECT OR DULLNESS AND LAMEBOMBARDMENT IS THERE. NOW THE GREETINGS (WHAT'S THAT !! ED.) I WANT TO...I WANT TO... I WANT TO...!!!BREAK!!! !!BREAK!! ?!?!?!?! SORRY OLD RECORD !! WE HAVE TO GET MORE SENSELESS...DEATH TO FALSE PIRACY BY THE NAME OF TSB... DDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS IIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT EEEEEEIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN AUGENTEST (YOU KNOW!?!?) MIGUEL ISS ABA LAME DRAUF!!! HEY WNOW WE VOTE THE BEST HAIRSTYLE-FELLOW OF THE GROUP. FIRST PLACE: (TAETAERAETAE,APPLAUDING MASSES) SCHORSE WITH NICE LONG HAIRS ALL ABOUT HIS SO CALLED FACE SECOND PLACE: NOT MENTIONED THIRD PLACE: NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE U THE NAME FOURTH PLACE: DO YOU REALLY WANNA HEAR IT ? SCREAM LOUDER,I CAN'T HEAR YOU !!! I SAID LOUDER !! O.K. O.K. THE FOURTH WE DON'T VOTE NOW !!! FIFTH PLACE IS GOING TO SOME CRAZY FELLOWS RUNNING BY DER PREIS FUER DIE SCHOENSTE BRILLE GEHT AN JJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFF (I HEAR YOU SCREAM) IN THIS MOMENT WE JUST THREW A MEMBER OUT !! HEAVY DISCUSSION !!! LEFT - RIGHT - LEFT - RIGHT AND A GOAL !!! HI HERE IS MLP....BIN ABER GUT DRAUF , MUSS ICH GLEICH SAGEN ! NOW THE TIME IS ABOUT 11.00 AM. NEARLY ALL GUYS OF OUR LITTLE PARTY WENT OUT TO FASSEN ESSEN, MAMPF MAMPF ! DENN DAS KALTE BUFFET IS SCHON ALLE.... ....UND DIE GUTE MUSIK AUCH, EH...ALLE?, ZU-ENDE ! IN FUTURE......ONLY CHOOSE MLP ARTWORX PRODUCTIONS ! A L S O , WAEHL SIE AUCH ! LOOK OUT FOR THE MUSIC-COLLECTION OF MLP ARTWORX, CALLED - THE LAST INTENTION -. BA BABABAMM ....! HELLO TO TORBEN, HERE IS MIG ! I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS SHIT, YEAH, OR BEAH !?! ??? IF YOU WANNA DISKS BACK THEN CALL ME OR MAKE A VISIT, ENDLICH MAL WIEDER....... MEINE NUMMER HASTE JA ! OH, NOW WE ARE NEARLY COMPLETE HERE ON THE LITTLE TSB-PARTY. HELLO HERE IS THE ELECTRICA WRITING SOMETHING FOR THIS MUSIC COLLECTION SCROLLER. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE OTHER ONES HAVE WRITING IN THIS SCROLLTEXT SO I WANNA TELL SOMETHING ABOUT OUR VERY STRONG GROUP. WITH THIS MEETING WE WANNA START THE PROFI PART IN OUR COMPUTER LIFE. I CAN'T TELL YOU ABOUT THE LAST 7 HOURS. BETWEEN 1.50 AM AND 9.45 AM I HAVE SLEPT AT HOME. BUT I HOPE IT DOESN'T HAPPEND ANYTHING IMPORTANT IN THE LAST 7 HOURS. NOW TO THE IMPORTANT THING I WANNA TELL YOU. THIS IS THE MUSIC COLLECTION II BECAUSE MUSIC COLLECTION I WAS RELEASED SOME YEARS AGO UNDER THE NAME 'CONCERT ONE'. NOW I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS NEW COLLECTION. THIS MUSIC COLLECTION IS A NEW REVOLUTION IN MUSIC AND I HOPE YOU LIKE THE MUSIC LIKE ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE SPECIAL BROTHERS. NOW I HAVE NO LONGER BOCK WRITING BULLSHIT BECAUSE NO ONE WILL READ THIS PART OF THIS SCROLLER. AT THE END OF MY PART I WANNA SEND SOME PERSONAL GREETINGS TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE SPECIAL BROTHERS AND TO MY FRIEND MARIO AND HIS GIRL FRIEND, TO MY REAL BROTHER, BRAINWALKER AND TO ALL FRIENDS I KNOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW IT'S TIME TO STOP WRITING BULLSHIT AND THIS MEANS SO LONG AND BYE BYE , YOURS ELECTRICA(THE LEADER OF THIS SMASHING GROUP) MLP SPEAKING..... HOPE THIS PARTY WILL GET POWER LATER ON. ABER NUN HAB ICH HUNGER, WER GEHT MIT ESSEN ???? BOOOH ! IS MIR SCHLECHT !!! HERE IS EIO WRITING SOME TEXT FOR THE PARTY-RELEASE ! AT THE MOMENT WE ARE WAITING FOR SOME DUDES OF RED SECTOR ! LETS SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN... WHAT IS MORE, GTS IS HERE,TOO, BUT HE IS TOO LAZY TO WRITE SOME BULLSHIT... GTS AND I HAVE JOINED TSB ONE WEEK BEFORE AS MUSICIANS ! BUT NOTE : THE SAMPLERS ARE STILL ALIVE !!! BUT I DONT WANNA USE THIS OPPORTUNITY FOR SOME ADVERTISMENT FOR TSI... THIS LITTLE PARTY WAS (AND IS) COOL ! UNFORTUNATELY NOT SO MUCH HOT STUFF, BUT I GUESS WE ALL HAD (AND STILL HAVE !) A LOT OF FUN (OF COURSE !) ! THERE WAS ENOUGH GRUB AND SOME PILSBIER... WE CODED,PAINTED AND COMPOSED ! IT WAS COOL ! HOPE THIS WONT BE THE LAST PARTY, ORGANIZISED BY TSB ! TCA TRIES TO MAKE SOME TROUBLE ! ONE MOMENT... NOW HE IS QUITE ! AND I AM STILL FEELING SICK (FROM LESS SLEEPING AND MUCH EATING AND COMPUTING)... OKAY,OKAY ! NOW EVERYONE WANNA WRITE SOME SHIT ! IMMER DANN,WENN ICH MAL AM SCHREIBEN BIN !!! OKAY,JOSCH ! ITS YOUR TURN... OK HERE IS JOESCH OF ANIMATORS/TSB ! IT WAS A LONG NIGHTHERE IN STADTHAGEN !!! AFTER DRINKING BEER COKE EATING CHIPS AND SO ON WE, JEFF AND I, MUST LEAVE NOW THIS PLACECAUSE WE MUST CATCH OUR TRAIN !!! THATS IT ! BYE AND OVERJOESCH.... MANN, SIND DAS ALLE FAULE SAEUE !!! KEINER WILL SCHEISSE SCHREIBSELN ! IT SEEMS THAT THE PARTY WILL COME TO AN EARLY END : THE DUDES FROM ANIMATOR HAVE TO DRIVE HOME ! DA WAREN ES NUR NOCH.... (STAPELUEBERLAUF...) UND MIR IS IMMER NOCH SO SCHLECHT... UNFORTUNATELY WE FORGOT SOME IMPORTANT DISKS BUT THATS NO REASON TO BE LAME AT THIS PARTY ! IMPROVISATION (?) IS THE MOTTO HERE !!! FURZ,BLOEK !! SCHWITZ,SPEI !! KOTZ, STERB ! SO,ICH HAB JETZT AUCH KEIN BOCK MEHR,SCHEISSE ZU SCHREIBEN !!! GTS !!! KOMMA HER !! NA, BIS DA MAL EINER KOMMT, IST DIE NAECHSTE AMIGAEXPO SCHON VORBEI !!! RUELPS !! -- HEY GUYZ, HERE IS GTS TYPING ! TILL NOW I HAD NOT MUCH TIME, BECAUSE I HAD TO HEAR SOME NEW SAMPLES FROM TCA . THANX FOR GIVING THESE TO ME !!! - SOO, BUT I HAD TO COPY IT MYSELF, SO NO MORE TIME TO TYPE YOU MORE SHIT, SORRY, . . . . SIGNED GTS - MUSICIAN OF - THE SPECIAL BROTHERS - HI, HIER MLP, BIN VOM ESSEN ZURUECK ! GEIL HIER ! HELLO HERE IS ELECTRICA OF THE SPECIAL BROTHERS NOW I AM BACK, BUT WHAT SHALL I WRITE !!!!! NOW IT'S 4.24.20 PM TWO GUYS FROM TIME OF PERFECTS HAVE JUST ARRIVED. OUR CODER (TCA) AND OUR GFX WIZARD (IVAN) WORKING ON THE NEW MUSIC COLLECTION, WHICH YOU ARE LOOKING NOW..... NOW I HAVE NO BOCK TO WRITE MORE SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE FOR NOW , ELECTRICA NOW IS TAKING CONTROL OVER THE KEYBOARD AGAIN !! NO MERCY BOYS !! SUDDENLY ANOTHER PART OF T.O.P. AT THE BORDER TO THE TSB EMPIRE...WE HAVE TO OPEN THE DOOR NOW,WAIT... O.K. BACK TO RULE THE WORLD OF ENGLISH GRAMMAR AGAIN !! NOW A HEAVY DISCUSSION TAKES PART BETWEEN ALL THE PUBLIC FOR THE COLOURS OF THAT UGLY FONT (MUSIC COLLECTION). IT'S BORING !! HERE ARE NOW FIVE COMPUTERS BURNING THE POWERSUPPLIES TO DEATH AND WE ARE HEAVY WORKING ALTOGETHER ON THE PARTY DEMO AND THE MUSIC COLLECTION.BUT WE THINK WILL MANAGE IT,ALTHOUGH SOME BARRIERS ARE ON THE WAY TO SUCCESS !!! BY THE WAY DID ANYONE TELL YOU HOW MUCH THIS LASTING SHIT COSTS ?!? I WILL TELL YOU: IT COSTS SCHORSE OF TSB CA. 420 DEUTSCHMARKS (HE IS CELEBRATING HIS BIRTHDAY WITH THIS CRAP).BUT WHAT CAN WE DISCUSS NOW ? MAYBE THE FUTURE RELEASES OF THE SPECIAL BROTHERS ?!? SOON OR LATER A NEW MUZAK COLLECTION OF THE SPECIAL BROTHERS (ESPECIALLY FOR MLP ARTWORX,OUR FUCKING MUSICIAN WANTS TO HAVE HIS OWN SHIT OF ART). OTHER PRODUCTS WILL SHOW THE FUTURE.....BY THE WAY (2ND TIME) THIS COLLECTION WILL BE CALLED THE LAST INTENTION ('COZ MLP ARTWORX IS A VERY RELIGIOUS PERSON,YOU KNOW ?).UND NUN DIE ANLEITUNG FUER MEINEN TASCHENRECHNER UND MEINEN SOCKENHALTER (I HEAR YOU SCREAM). AND NOW MERCY OF PULSAR (THE KING OF INTERESTING MESSIES,THE GLORIOUS HERO OF THOUSANDS OF SCROLLTEXTES) WILL GET INTO THE COCKPIT AND STEER THE SPACESHIP TSB TO THE COMING TARGET). SHOW IT TO US: HEY, MERCY OF PULSAR IS ATTACKING THE KEYOBOARD. I ARRIVED AT THIS PLACE AFTER A BORING VISIT AT MY SCHOOL AND WRITING A FUCKIN' TEST. I'M VERY TIRED, COZ LATE IN THE NIGHT RANG THE PHONE AND ONE LAME AMI CALLED ME TO GET SOME CBM 64 STUFF. HE DIDN'T GET THAT I DON'T HAVE MY 64 ANY LONGER. SO I GAVE HIM THE NUMBER OF ANOTHER 64-LAMER. SHALL HE TALK WITH HIM. THEN I WANTED TO GO TO BED NOW, BUT AGAIN THE PHONE RANG. MY GIRL-FRIEND WANTED TO TELL THAT HER RABBIT JUST DIED. SO I HAD TO TALK WITH HER FOR A VERY LOOOOOONG TIME. NOW I'LL GET HER FOOD FOR HER RABBIT FOR MY ONE. BUT NOW I'M HERE - AS I SAID ALREADY. I GOT HERE WITHOUT MY PERSONAL CODER LEGAL EAGLE, COZ I COULD'T SEE HIM BEFORE. WHAT SHALL I WRITE? MLP IS PLAYING A SHIT GAME ... NOW HE STOPPED. CHANGING COPILOT NOW !! AGAIN THE EVERLASTING COMMODORE ACE IS AT THE KEYS ... I WONDER THAT EVERYBODY IS RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS,I THINK IT ISN'T SO DIFFICULT TO WRITE A SENSELESS SCROLL,OR WHAT DO YA THINK ? NEXT TOPIC....DRUNKEN MEMBERS. LAST NIGHT ONE MEMBER OF US WAS TOTALLY DRUNKEN AND PUT MANY MAIN DISKS IN HIS OWN POCKETS.THREE HOURS WE WERE SEARCHING THESE DISKS UNTILL WE FINALLY FOUND THE DISKS IN HIS POCKETS !! YEP,THAT'S HOW LIFE IS. BUT I THINK WE WILL NOW FINALLY COME TO THE END AND WILL TELL ALL SUBJECTS AS FINISHED FOR NOW. ENJOY THE TUNES AND ASK YOUR LOCAL SOFTWARE DEALER FOR FURTHER RELEASES OF THE SPECIAL BROTHERS !!! SEE YA SOON FROM TCA OF THE SPECIAL BROTHERS ..................