BAAAAAH!  QUARTEX AGAIN?              NO!                   THANK GOD IT'S NOT.               HERE WE GO               THEY WRITE THE YEAR 1988.  WHOLE GERMANY WAS OCCUPIED BY THE SOFTWARE POLICE ...             WHOLE GERMANY?            NO!  A CREW OF INFLEXIBLE SOFTWARE PIRATES DOES NOT STOP OFFERING RESISTANCE TO THE JUSTICE.  SO FRIENDS, WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT ASTERIX AND OBELIX, NO, IN 1988              IS THE FORCE AGAINST THE EVIL JUSTICE.  TALKING ABOUT << TRISTAR% >>, AFTER HALF A YEAR OF CODING AND WORKING (OR NOT?) WE ARE NOW PROUD TO PRESENT OUR THIRD INTRO, ANOTHER MASTERPIECE IN AMIGA PROGRAMMING.  NOW COMING THE CREDITS OF THIS DEMO:                CODING:  2TRANSFOMER2   GRAPHIX:  2 TERMINATOR2   SOUND:   2KNACKOSOFT2 AND FLYNN.  BY THE WAY, AFTER THRUST HAS BROKEN OUR SCROLLRECORD (AFTER ALL NOT A VERY INTELLIGENT SCROLLTEXT DONE BY THRUST WE LIKE TO SAY) WE INTEND TO CONQUEST THE CROWN AGAIN; AND WE CAN PROMISE YOU, IT IS DONE WITH THIS ONE, WHICH CONTAINS AT LEAST 35 KB FULL OF COOL AND INTERESTING TEXT (AND NOT SUCH A TEXT IN THRUST STYLE LIKE:  A FRIEND IS SITTING NEXT TO ME AND WATCHES TV  ...  IT IS 12 O'CLOCK, I AM EATING  ...  ETC. ETC. ETC. ).  TO GET A LOT OF FRESH IDEAS INTO THE TEXT WE INTEND TO GIVE ALMOST ANY MEMBER OF << TRISTAR% >> (AND THAT'S QUITE A LOT!) A CHANCE TO WRITE A LITTLE BIT OF HIS OWN GOSSIP.  LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF:  I AM FRANKIE, HONARY MEMBER OF << TRISTAR% >> (AFTER I HAD SOME PROBLEMS I STOPPED AT LEAST WORKING ACTIVE FOR THE GROUP), ONE OF THE FOUNDERS OF THE GROUP, 18.5 YEARS OLD AND A HEAVY METAL FREAK.  I WAS THE ONE WHO WROTE THE LEGENDARY TEXT FOR << TRISTAR% >> DEMO #1, SO I HAVE THE HONOUR TO WRITE THE FIRST PART OF THIS MEGA SCROLLY.  SO, TO START WITH, I WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT OUR HARD DESTINY AND HOW WE MANAGED IT (HEYHEYHEY).  AS YOU PERHAPS MAY KNOW, WE HAD OUR FIRST PROBLEMS SIX MONTHS AGO IN MARCH.  THAT WAS THE END OF << TRISTAR% >> IN REMSCHEID.  EVERYONE THOUGHT THAT THE GROUP WILL NOW SURRENDER, BUT THAT WASN'T.          DELAWARE IN WUPPERTAL STOPPED DOING HIS WORK ON THE 64 AND BEGAN TO TRADE ON THE AMIGA (BY POST AND MODEM).  IN THE MEANTIME A LOT OF TEAMS HAD PROBLEMS WITH THE POLICE (LIKE THE STAR-FRONTIERS) OR WERE AFRAID OF CONTINUING WORKING (LIKE THE MOVERS).  YOU SEE, ALREADY HALF A YEAR AGO IT WAS HOT IN GERMANY.  BECAUSE OF THIS, A LOT OF LOOSERGROUPS SAW THEIR CHANCE TO GET A LITTLE BIT FAMOUS.  SOME OF OUR FIRST MODEM PARTNERS IN THE USA WAS THE FAMOUS 64 GROUP 'FUCK BEYOND REPAIR (FBR)' WHICH GOT THE HOTTEST AMIGA STUFF FROM THE STATES AS WELL.  AFTER SOME WEEKS THEY JOINED << TRISTAR% >> AND WE GOT OUR FIRST BBS IN THE UNITED STATES.  WE ALSO GOT A LOT OF ORIGINALS FROM OUR AMERICAN PARTNERS, SO THAT WE SOON WERE AGAIN ONE OF THE LEADING TEAMS (THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH 'LEADING FIVE' OR 'LEADING SIX' OR SHIT LIKE THIS!).  BY THE WAY, LEADING SIX:  IT IS NOW JUNE AND WE LEFT THE 'LEADING FIVE'.  YOU MAY ASK NOW, WHY THE HELL DOES SUCH A COOL, FAST AND INTELLIGENT TEAM LIKE << TRISTAR% >> LEFT SUCH A COOPERATION LIKE THE 'LEADING FIVE'?  THERE WERE MANY REASONS.     1. THE CONNECTION WAS FOUNDED BY THE CHAMPS, HOTLINE, HIGH QUALITY CRACKINGS AND NOT AT LEAST << TRISTAR% >> (DELTA FORCE JOINED SOME WEEKS LATER) IN JANUARY TO EXCHANGE THE HOTTEST STUFF FIRST INTERNAL TO MAKE SOME COMPETITION AGAINST BAMIGA SECTOR ONE & THE KENT TEAM, THE BITSTOPPERS AND MOVERS.  WELL, THAT WAS NOT SO.  ANY LAMER HAD FOR EXAMPLE A NEW HOTLINE PROGRAM AS FAST AS WE HAD.       2. WE CALLED OURSELVES 'THE LEADING FIVE' BUT THERE WAS ANOTHER TEAM IN GERMANY WHICH WAS LOTS FASTER THAN WE.  THAT TEAM WAS CALLED                'AXXESS' d AND HAD HIS BIG TIMES IN JANUARY/FEBRUARY '88 (STRANGE EH?).       3. REASON:  DELTA FORCE GOT LAME, HOTLINE, TOO (JOKE, THE REASON WAS THAT HOTLINE GOT BUSTED IN HOLLAND BY INTERPOL (!)).  SO, REASONS ENOUGH FOR US TO LEAVE THAT COOPERATION.  WE THINK THAT WE DON'T NEED OTHER TEAMS TO BE TOP (IF YOU DON'T AGREE PLEASE NAME ME THREE TEAMS WHICH ARE BETTER THAN << TRISTAR% >>).  SO, GOING ON WITH THE STORY.  AFTER THE BREAK OF THE LEADING SIX, WE GOT TWO NEW MEMBERS IN THE USA:  WAREHEAD, RE-ANIMATOR AND DEF LEPPARD (WHO HAS AN OWN BBS IN THE USA.  STAY A WHILE FOR THE NUMBER, BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO CONTACT US!).  IN THE MEANTIME OUR OLD FRIEND PHOBIAC (FBR) GOT BUSTED BY AT&T, SO HE STOPPED (R.I.P., PHOBIAC).  BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GERMAN SCENE IN JULY/AUGUST, FRANKIE?  HM, NOT A LOT TO SAY EXCEPT THAT A LOT OF LAMERS GOT BUSTED AND SCRATCHED FROM THE SCENE, SOME BIG GUYS ALSO GOT AN EVIL VISIT - SHORT:  ALMOST EVERYONE GOT PROBLEMS WITH THE POLICE (EXCEPT FAT IRATA FROM RED SECTOR - DON'T ASK ME WHY, BUT I CALL IT LUCK OF THE DULL (OF THE VERY DULL - DON'T TRY A WAR AGAINST US IRATABABY (BABY ? NEVER SEEN SUCH A FAT BABY ...  NEVER SEEN SUCH AN UGLY BABY!).  I HOPE THAT YOU KNOW THAT A WAR AGAINST US IS DEADLY FOR YOU!  BY THE WAY, WHERE ARE THE 70 DM ??  SO, CONTINUING WITH THE STORY:  ALMOST ALL LAMERS IN GERMANY GOT BUSTED (EXCEPT IRATA), THE CHAMPS STOPPED (HA, TOO HOT IN GERMANY FOR OLD DOC' PABLO, EH?) AND ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVED AT ALL.  NOT MUCH THIS DAYS IN GERMANY, PERHAPS 3 OR 4 GOOD OR ACCEPTABLE TEAMS BUT NOTHING MORE.  THE SAME IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES (FOR EXAMPLE HOTLINE IN HOLLAND, BAMIGA IN BELGIUM AND THE KENT TEAM IN GREAT BRITAIN).  LOOKS QUITE DARK FOR THE FUTURE, EH? HMMM, AT LAST IT SEEMS TO GET A LITTLE BIT BETTER AS BAMIGA IS BACK AND QUARTEX SEEMS TO BE ALSO A QUITE FAST TEAM (BUT NOT THE FASTEST, R....D!).  SO, WE ARE NOW ALREADY IN SEPTEMBER, BETTER SEPTEMBER THE 7TH.  DELAWARE IS SITTING IN FRONT OF HIS AMIGA.  THE DOOR BELL IS RINGING (HEY, A TEXT IN THRUST STYLE?  NO, NOT AT ALL).  GUESS WHO WAS RINGING?  THREE DUDES WERE RINGING, CALLING THEMSELVES POLICEMEN - SOFTWAREPOLICE.  WHAT DOES DELAWARE DO IN SUCH A SITUATION?  YES, RIGHT, HE DOES NOT OPEN THE DOOR AND TRIED TO HIDE AS MUCH DISKS, ADDRESSES, ETC. AS POSSIBLE.  AFTER SOME PROTESTS OF THESE THREE (STOOGES?) POLICEMEN, DELAWARE HAD TO LET THEM IN.  WELL, WHAT DID THEY FIND?  80 DISKS (5 1/4), SOME 64 STUFF (7 DISKS AT ALL) AND A PLK (DON'T WRITE ANYMORE TO THIS PLK EXCEPT IF YOU WANT TO GET BUSTED!  THE NUMBER IS:  034679 B  *  5600 WUPPERTAL 2).  THAT WAS ALL AND THE THREE STOOGES (POLICEMEN?) WENT HOME TO ENJOY OUR STUFF.  AND NOW?  << TRISTAR% >> 100 PER CENT DEAD?  NO WAY, << TRISTAR% >> IS ALIVE - AS YOU CAN SEE 500 PER CENT ALIVE STRIKING BACK WITH THIS POWERFUL GREAT INTRO.  THAT WAS PART II OF THE << TRISTAR% >> STORY SO FAR (READ PART I IN OUR FIRST PRESENTATION DEMO!)  *  SO, ARE YOU STILL READING?  GREAT GUY BUT YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOUR PATIENCE ABOUT A GREAT WHILE LONGER (IF YOU WANT TO STAND TIGHT UNTIL THE END) BECAUSE AS ALREADY TOLD ALMOST ALL OF THE TRISTARS WILL DO THEIR PART TO THE SCROLLTEXT AND YOU ARE STILL READING MY (FRANKIE) PART WHICH IS THE FIRST ONE!  HMMM, WHAT TO WRITE TO KEEP YOU GUYS AWAKE ...  HMMMM ...  WHAT ABOUT A LITTLE BIT OF ENTERTAINMENT (ISN'T ALL OF THIS TEXT FIRST CLASS ENTERTAINMENT?) ...  WHAT ABOUT SEEING YOUR OWN TEAM IN THIS SCROLLTEXT?  ...  HOW CAN YOU SEE YOUR TEAM IN THIS SCROLLTEXT (QUITE EASY, SEND 50 DM TO THE FOLLOWING #$%*.:# - O.K. JUST KIDDING)  ...  BUT WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOUR TEAM?  ...  QUITE RIGHT, 100 POINTS FOR YOU MY FRIENDS, IN THE GREETINGS, LIGHTSHININGS, FUCKINGS, GOLDEN REGARDS, ETC.  ...  THERE ARE NO GREETINGS IN THIS DEMO  ...  THERE IS A RANKING LIST IN THIS DEMO:  LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, WILD ONES OF ALL AGES, << TRISTAR% >> SENT OUT AVATAR LIGHTSHININGS TO THOSE GROUPS HAVING COMPLETE ALL EIGHT VIRTUES OF THE INNER LIGHT:  HONESTY, COMPASSION, VALOR, JUSTICE, SACRIFICE, HONOR, HUMILITY AND SPIRITUALLY.  GOT IT?  ...  NO?  ...  NEVER MIND, SHORT FOR THE DULL PEOPLE, HERE ARE THE BEST TEN, STARRING THURSDAY, 22TH OF THE 38TH WEEK:      1. QUARTEX  *  2. WORLD OF WONDERS  *  3. DEFJAM (GREAT COMPACTINGS!)  *  4. POWERSLAVES  *  5. ACKERLIGHT  *  6. BAMIGA SECTOR ONE & QUORAM  *  7. THRUST  *  8. MAGNUM FORCE  *  9. MEGAFORCE (THE CYBORGS)  *  10. HIGH QUALITY CRACKINGS  ...  AND THAT WAS IT  ...  HMMM OR NOT?  THERE ARE QUITE A LOT TEAMS WHICH ARE VERY SYMPATHIC TO US BUT ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO BE MENTIONED IN OUR RANKING LIST (BECAUSE WE THINK THAT THE RANKING TEAMS ARE THE WORLD ELITE AT THE MOMENT).  OK, WE WISH TO SALUTE IN A VERY SPECIAL WAY ALSO THESE GROUPS (LIKE THEY COME INTO OUR MIND):  OKS IMPORT DIVISION  *  SINNERS  *  TRILOGY  *  SWISS CRACKING ASSOCIATION  *  FAIRLIGHT  *  WILD COPPER (FOR VERY GOOD PROGRAMMING)  *  IKARI  *  RADWAR (WHAT ABOUT THE BIRTHDAY-PARTY BERND?  OFFER STILL VALID?)  *  HOTLINE  *  MADONNA CRACKING GROUP  *  DYNAMIC DUO  *  DAGO  *  EAGLE SOFT INCORPORATED  *  DOMINATORS  *  PUBLIC ENEMY #1  *  BFBS  *  KNIGHT HAWKS  *  SAXXONS CREW  *  ASSOCIATED ANIMATION COMPANY  *  BLIZZARDS  *  RANDOM ACCESS  *  MAX HEADROOM FROM NETWORK 23 A DIVISION OF THE SCIENCE FRONTIERS  *  RAGE & DYNAMIC SYSTEMS (WHY NOT?)  *  RDAP  *  RAWHEAD  *  STEEL PULSE  *  AXXESS  *  SKYLINE  *  AIA (THE MASTER)  *  LEVEL 99  *  THE MOVERS  *  DANISH GOLD  *  NORTHERN LIGHTS  *  FREE NETWORK  *  CYBORGS  *  NORTHSTAR  *  WARFALCONS  *  THE LIGHT CIRCLE  *  TAURUS 1  *  CPU  *  EXEC  *  MR. ZEROPAGE  *  FLASH  *  ONYX  *  QUADLITE (MARK II)  *  DOMINATORS  *  JEWELS  *  CRACKHAWK  *  PARAMOUNT  *  KARL ARSCH OF THE CHAMPS (NOW HOUSEMASTER)  *  DELTA FORCE  *  1001 CREW  *  S0DAN & MAGICIAN 42  *  LEVEL 42  *  AUSTRALIAN CRACKERS UNITED  *  BROS  *  ALPHA FLIGHT  *  AMIG0  *  ANTITRAX 2010  *  THE ORGANIZED CRIME (EXPLORER)  *  ORACLE  *  COMMANDO FRONTIERS (OLD FREDDY, SPECIAL HI'S FROM OLD FRANKIE)  *  ALL AT AMIGA SPECIAL  *  ALL AT ASM  *  ENTERPRISE  *  THE CONNECTION  *  THE GOONIES  *  THE VISITORS  *  VISION  *  THE SOFTKILLER CREW ...  OK, AT LAST WE BROKE OUR HEADS TO REMEMBER ALL OUR OLD SWAPPARTNERS TO DISADVANTAGE NO ONE, SO WE THINK THAT WE FORGOT NO ONE AT LEAST; IF THIS ISN'T SO:  SORRY!  ...  SO, GUYS, IF YOU ARE STILL READING YOU HAVE SURVIVED MY PART OF THE INTRO.  IN SOME MINUTES, DELAWARE WILL TAKE THE KEYBOARD TO WRITE SOME SENTENCES.  YOU CAN NOW GET UP TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT OR RELAX, ETC.  DON'T BE AFRAID TO MISS ANY THING OF THIS MEGASCROLLY, BECAUSE I WILL SHOW YOU NOW OUR ONLY CONTACT ADDRESSES (SO YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO WRITE NOW!).  CONTACT US IF YOU DARE AT:  << TRISTAR% >> (DON'T WRITE IT ON THE LETTER)  *  PLK 034695 B  *  5600 WUPPERTAL 2  *  WEST GERMANY (STILL SAFE!) ...  OR CALL US IN THE USA:  DIAL 406 - 782 - 3161 (24 HOURS ONLINE, 2400, 4800 AND 9600 BAUD) ...  IF THE FIRST IS BUSY THEN TRY THIS ONE:  213 - 329 - 4603 (24 HOURS ONLINE, 1200 AND 2400 BAUD).  SO THAT WAS MY PART, THANK YOU FOR READING AND ENJOY DELA'S PART.  SEE YOU SOMEWHERE IN TIME!!  * * *  HHHEEEYYYY MAN THIS IS DELAWARE NOW TYPING OVER YA SCREEN.  I AM 16 YEARS OLD AND I AM THE ONLY SWAPPER IN << TRISTAR% >>, I AM ALSO MODEM SWAPPER IN << TRISTAR% >> AND PHONE PHREAKER.  I LIKE ONLY HEAVY METAL AND I HATE POPPER MUSIC  ...  I AM PLAYING ALL DAY ULTIMA IV AND I AM SEARCHING FOR SOME GUYS WHO SOLVED THIS AMAZING GAME.  LAST WEEK I GOT A VISIT BY AMIGA SPECIAL AND THEY'VE DONE A INTERVIEW WITH US.  HAVE YOU SEEN THE INTERVIEW IN THE AMIGA SPECIAL WITH HIGH QUALITY CRACKINGS ??  THE SAME GUYS MADE THE INTERVIEW WITH US.  OUR INTERVIEW WILL CONTAIN 2 OR 3 PAGES IN THE AMIGA SPECIAL.  SO GET THE NEXT AMIGA SPECIAL AND ENJOY IT.  THEY WANT TO SHOW OUR GREAT << TRISTAR% >> BRUSH AND SOME OLD INTROS AND SOME CRACKS.  *  FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE INTERESTED:  I HAVE A DOG, A CAT (WITH 4 LITTLE KIDDENS), A RABBIT, A GOLD FISH ETC  ...  I LOVE MY CATS AND I HATE OUR DOG.  FOR POEOPLE WHO HAVE NO CATS:  HEY YOU LITTLE LAMER GET A CAT.  EVERY AMIGA USER MUST HAVE A CAT  ...  IF NOT THEN GET ONE, OR GET ONE FROM ME.  MY CAT GOT 4 BABYS (SHE GOT FUCKED BY A BLACK & WHITE BY MALE CAT) AND THEN SHE GOT AFTER 4 MONTHS 4 COOL LOOKING BABYS.  THEY ARE LOOKING VERY CUTE.  MY MUM DON'T WANT THAT I KEEP THEM, SO I MUST GIVE THEM TO OTHER PEOPLE.  FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE SEARCHING COOL NEW STUFF (THE NEWEST AMIGA STUFF) WRITE TO MY PLK!  THE PLK WAS SHOWN SOME MINUTES AGO.  IF YOU DIDN'T GOT IT THEN GET AGAIN SOMETHING TO WRITE AND SEND ME REAL FAST SOMETHING (MONEY OR EMPTY DISKS):  << TRISTAR% >>  *  PLK 034695 B  *  5600 WUPPERTAL 2  *  WEST GERMANY  ...  DON'T FORGET TO CONTACT ME.  OK  ...DO YA LIKE THIS DEMO ??  SOON IT WILL COME A NEW DEMO CALLED 'MAGIC-SCROLL' FROM US.  MY FINGERS ARE GETTING LAME AND NOW GANDALF WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING.  I AM NOT A WELL SCROLLWRITER, SO GANDALF IS TYPING NOW.  YYEEAHHH THIS IS GANDALF NOW #$>35#$;#,$#!?/# NO IT'S AGAIN DELAWARE.  I FORGOT SOMETHING.  SO FRIENDS I FORGOT TO PUT A MEMBERLIST IN THIS SCROLL.  THE OTHER MEMBERS DON'T WANT TO PUT ONE CAUZ THEY DON'T WANT THAT YOU SEE THAT WE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE.  BUT I DON'T WANT TO HIDE THAT WE ARE A GREAT GROUP WITH MANY MEMBERS.  ATTENTION:  DON'T WRITE AFTER 3 MONTHS TO MY PLK.  CAUZ I WILL USE THEN ANOTHER ONE, BECAUSE PERHAPS THE POLICEMEN WILL LOOK AT THIS PLK WHEN THEY SEE IT IN THIS GREAT DEMO.  YEEAAHHH BABY'S I MUST GIVE THE KEYBOARD NOW TO << FLYNN >> HE IS ONE OF OUR SOUND MAKERS.  * * *  NOW 'FLYNN' IS WRITING SOMETHING SPECIAL TO YOU:  FIRST I WANT TO SAY THAT KNACKOSOFT AND I ARE ANSWERABLE FOR THE SONG YOU ARE NOW LISTENING.  THIS IS A GOOD SONG FOR AN INTRO WE HOPE.  IN A FEW WEEKS WE WILL START A NEW PROJECT CALLED TRISTAR% - SOUND - DEMO #1.  IT WILL INCLUDE 4 OR MORE SONGS FROM US AND UNCLE SAM, ANOTHER << TRISTAR% >> MEMBER.  TRY TO GET IT FROM YOUR LOCAL DEALER.  NOW I WANT TO SEND SOME SPECIAL REMARKS TO A FEW PERSONS:  HI DR. MABUSE OF D.O.C!  IN MY OPINION YOU ARE WRITING THE MOST REFRESHING SCROLLIES I'VE EVER READ.  THEY ARE SO MARVELLOUS THAT NO ONE CAN REACH YOUR STANDARD.  I HOPE TO READ MORE FROM YOU IN THE FUTURE.  ICH MACHE EINEN GROSSEN 'AUFEN AUF DEINE RUNDE TAFEL DU SOGENANNTER KOENIG ARTHUESS!  *  HI WILD COPPER!  YOUR LAST PREVIEW OF YOUR DEMO DISK IS REALLY AMAZING.  I HOPE TO GET THE FINAL VERSION IN THE NEAR FUTURE.  *  HI MICHAEL OF THE DRUNKEN ROM CREW!  IT'S REALLY GREAT TO PLAY WITH YOU THE OLD GAME BUBBLE BOBBLE.  I HOPE TO GET YOUR FABULOUS INTRO IF IT'S FINISHED.  *  HI MIKE OF THE SINNERS!  SCHWEEHR ZUH SAJEN NEECH!?!  WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO CUT OFF THE LOW PASS FILTER IN YOUR AMIGA 1000 ??  IT SOUNDS WONDERFUL.  *  HI DIRK OF RED SECTOR!  GESTAEHH LAMER ...  DA DU KEINERLEI ANSTALLTEN UNTERNIMMST UNS ZU GRUESSEN (SO EIN BLOEDSINN), HABEN WIR BESCHLOSSEN EUCH EBENFALLS NICHT ZU GRUESSEN.  VIELLEICHT UEBERLEGST DU DIR ES JA NOCH ANDERS.  MIT DEN BESCHIMPFUNGEN VORHIN HABE ICH NICHTS ZU TUN!!  AN DIESER STELLE MOECHTE ICH TROTZDEM ALLE ANDEREN MITGLIEDER (FLASH, MR. ZEROPAGE, DAG, DRUNKEN ROM CREW, EXEC U.S.W.  GRUESSEN!).  MAN IST JA SCHLIESSLICH KEIN UNMENSCH, NICHT WAHR.  *              HI THRUST!  WENN IHR UNSEREN TEXT AN LAENGE WIEDER UEBERBIETEN WOLLT, DANN VIEL SPASS.  WIR WERDEN UNS MIT EINEM NOCH LAENGEREN TEXT (CA. 8.5 TERRABYTE!!) RAECHEN (DIESMAL VON UNS:  AEEETSCH).  AT THIS POINT I WANT TO GREET ALL THE AMERICAN MEMBERS OF THRUST!!  STAY IN CONTACT WITH OUR AMERICAN MEMBERS!!  *  HI JUNGLE COMMAND!  I'M WAITING FOR YOUR NEWEST MUSIC INVASION.  COMING SOON ?  I LOVE THE 'CRAZY COMETS' SONG AND 'FEELING SAD' IS WONDERFUL!!  *  HI MEGAFORCE!  YOUR MEGA-DEMO IS QUITE COOL.  I LIKE THE SAMPLED SENTENCES OF TRON IN THE GAME.  I ALSO LIKE THE SHADOW ON THE SECOND PIPE.  *  NUN NOCH EINE BEMERKUNG FUER ALLE DEUTSCHEN AMIGA USER:  WIR ALLE ZUSAMMEN MUESSEN ETWAS DAGEGEN UNTERNEHMEN, DASS DIE AMIGASZENE IN UNSERM DEUTSCHEN LAND DURCH EINGRIFFE DER BULLIZEI  (HEE?  ACH SO!)  NICHT VOELLIG LAHMGELEGT WIRD.  DESHALB SORGT DAFUER, DASS KEINE ADRESSEN VON ANDEREN GRUPPEN GEFUNDEN WERDEN UND MACHT AUF KEINENFALL DAS WAS DIESER (MAN TRAUT SICH JA SCHON GAR NICHT MEHR DEN NAMEN AUSZUSPRECHEN) 'POWERSTATION' GEMACHT HAT; DER HAT DOCH TATSAECHLICH ALLES MOEGLICHE UEBER EINIGE GRUPPEN AUSGESAGT UM SEINE PERSOENLICHEN RACHEGELUESTE AUSZUSPIELEN (FIND ICH WIRKLICH NICHT GUT!!  NICHT AUF DIESE WEISE!!).  NUN JA, ICH HOFFE, DASS DIE EINE ODER ANDERE GRUPPE IN ZUKUNFT VORSICHTIGER IST, DAMIT SIE NICHT AUFHOEREN MUSS WIE Z.B. DIE CHAMPS (HALLO JUNGS, BESONDERS HOUSEMASTER!!).  WIR LASSEN UNS EINFACH NICHT UNTERKRIEGEN!!  WIE H.Q.C SCHON SO SINNIG BEMERKTE:  JETZT ERST RECHT!!  NOW I HAVE TO GIVE THE KEYBOARD TO ONE OF OUR MODEM FREAKS.  HIS NAME IS << GANDALF >>.  HAVE FUN WITH HIS CONFUSING EXPRESSIONS  * * *  GANDALF:  JOOHOO EVERYBODY, BOYS AND GIRLS, METAL FREAX AND THOSE TRYING TO BE SOME.  THIS IS GANDALF OF << TRISTAR% >>.  THE OTHER << TRISTAR% >> MEMBERS TOLD ME TO WRITE SOMETHING, BUT DON'T AWAIT SO MUCH FROM ME, BECAUSE MY ENGLISH IS BAD (ONLY JOKING).  SO LET'S START TO INTRODUCE MYSELF :  I AM ONE OF THE FOUNDERS IN << TRISTAR% >>, SO YOU CAN SAY I AM ONE OF THE FIRST IN THIS GROUP.  THE FIRST TIME IN << TRISTAR% >> I WAS THE ORIGINAL SUPPLIER AND A KIND OF MANAGER FOR EVERY-ONE.  I ALSO STARTED TO LEARN MC 68000 ASSEMBLER BUT THE TIME FOR SUCH A PROJECT WAS MISSING, SO I TRIED TO SWAP A LITTLE BIT SOFTWARE.  BUT AS YOU ALREADY KNOW FRANKIE GOT BUSTED, AND WHOLE << TRISTAR% >> WAS IN BIG TROUBLE, SO WE MUST CHANGE EVERY ROLE.  MY IDEA WAS TO SWAP OVERSEAS BY USING A MODEM, BECAUSE AT LEAST ONLY A FEW GUYS HERE HAVE HAD A MODEM.  SO DELAWARE AND ME PROCURED US A 1200-BAUD MODEM IN ORDER TO GET ALL THE NEW AMERICAN STUFF AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.  AFTER A WHILE WE HAVE REACHED OUR DESTINY, WE FOUND A VERY COOL GUY, WE KNOWED ALREADY FROM C64 TIMES.  HIS HANDLE WAS PHOBIAC (JOE) FROM THE LEGENDARY FBR.  AT THIS PLACE A SPECIAL HI TO MY DEAR OLD FRIEND JOE WHO MUST QUIT THE MODEM-TRADING, BECAUSE AN AMERICAN PHONE COMPANY CALLED AT&T BUSTED HIM FOR USING STOLEN CALLING CARDS.  BYE OLD MATE  ...  SO LET ME CONTINUE WRITING MY STORIE.  PHOBIAC GOT EVERY NEW ORIGINAL AS FAST AS HELL AND WE WERE ALWAYS THE FIRST TO PRESENT IT.  BUT AFTER SOME TIME OF HARD AND LONG NIGHTS, OTHER GROUPS ALSO GOT THEIR MODEM AND NOW IT BEGAN A CONTEST AGAINST TIME.  BUT WE HAD ANOTHER TRUMP, WE WERE THE FIRST EUROPEAN GROUP HAVING A BBS THERE, WHERE EVERBODY COULD UPLOAD AND DOWNLOAD EVERYTHING.  THAT WAS OUR ADVANTAGE AGAINST OTHER GROUPS.  JULY 1988:  WAS A MONTH THAT WILL LIVE WITH ME FOREVER.  NOT ONLY DID WE LOSE OUR BEST FRIEND AND THE GREATEST MODEM-SWAPPER I HAD EVER KNOWN.  PHOBIAC (JOE) CAME INTO OUR LIFE AT THE BEGINNING OF 1988.  AT THAT TIME WE WERE INCREDIBLY DEPRESSED, AND HE WAS WHAT WE HAD DREAMED ABOUT IN A PERFECT MODEM-SWAPPER. HE HELPED MAKING ALL OUR DREAMS COMMING TRUE. ALONG THE WAY WE BECOME BUDDIES AND BUSINESS PARTNERS.  JOE WAS A VERY SPECIAL PERSON, HE INSPIRED, CHEERED AND MADE EVERYONE IN CONTACT WITH HIM, FEEL GOOD.  BUILDING THE GROUP WITH JOE WAS ONE OF THE HAPPIEST TIMES OF OUR WORK.  WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE AND HEAR IS A DEDICATION TO JOE, THIS WAS STARTED TO PERFORM LATE JUNE 1988. WE HAVE TO RELEASE THIS FOR MANY REASONS, BUT NOW WE FEEL IT'S THE RIGHT TIME.  WE KNOW HIS DOING WILL CONTINUE TO INSPIRE YOU ALL.  THIS IS OUR TRIBUTE TO PHOBIAC (JOE).  THANKS FOR ALL JOE, YOUR FRIENDS DELAWARE, GANDALF AND ALL THE OTHER  << TRISTAR% >> MEMBERS.  OK THAT WAS OUR TRIBUTE TO A VERY COOL MEMBER.  AUGUST 1988:  WE GOT NOW A NEW VERY COOL DUDE (JOE'S BEST FRIEND) TO JOIN OUR GROUP.  HIS HANDLE IS WAREHEAD (JOHN). HE IS DOING HIS JOB AS WELL AS JOE IT HAS DONE. SO HE IS A GOOD FRIEND ALSO.  HEY JOHN:  MAY OUR TEAM-WORK A PATTERN FOR THE FUTURE.  OK LADY'S AND GENTLEMEN, THAT WAS MY PART OF TEXT I HAVE GIVEN TO THIS DEMO.  GOODNITE !  * * *  YO << TRISTAR% >> FANS!   THIS IS WAREHEAD OF THE ALMIGHTY << TRISTAR% >>  ISN'T THIS THE BEST DEMO YOU HAVE EVER SEEN? YEAH I THOUGHT SO TOO!  MUCH CONGRATULATIONS GO TO TRANSFORMER FOR A JOB WELL DONE!  THIS IS AWESOME!  THE LONG AWAITED DEMO IS FINALLY HERE!  SO YOU BETTER ENJOY IT!  CUZ ITS WORTH WATCHING!  OK IT IS APPROXIMATELY 11:40 IN THE MORNING AND I AM CURRENTLY TALKING TO GANDALF ON THE PHONE AND HE IS BUGGING ME ABOUT HOOKING UP A 2400 BAUD CANT QUITE UNDERSTAND HIM!  AND SOME GERMANS ARE LAUGHING LIKE RONALD REAGAN IN THE BACKGROUND ON THE PHONE, IN CASE YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO RONALD REAGAN IS, HE IS THIS VERY VERY OLD GUY WHO ALWAYS WEAR A FAKE SMILE ON HIS FACE, WHICH LOOKS LIKE HE'S BEEN FUCKED BY A BAD MUTHERFUCKING DOG, WHICH IN REAL LIFE IS NANCY REAGAN AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS, BUT AMERICANS VOTED HIM AS THE PRESIDENT FOR 2 TERMS NOW  ...  HAHAHHAHAHAAHAH  ...  JUST A LITTLE BIT OF A POLITICAL JOKE THERE  ...  ANYWAY, OH ALSO I AM WRITING THIS SCROLL TEXT WHILE TRANSFERING!  ISNT MULTI-TASKING FUN?!  I LOVE IT.  IM ALSO PLAYING AN AMIGA MUSIC  ...  WAIT LET ME CHECK ON THE TRANSFER AND SEE HOW IT IS DOING!  SHIT 105 ERRORS ALREADY!  BUT THE TRANSFER IS DOING WELL THANK YOU!  OH FIRST I'M GONNA DO SOME GREETS  ...  OK PERSONAL GREETINGS TO ALL << TRISTAR% >> MEMBERS!  BLACKHAWK, THE BUTCHER (THANX FOR THE COOL CHATS ESPECIALLY W/ BRUCE LEE!), PHOBIAC (COOLEST GUY IN CALI BESIDES ME! HEHE  ...  HI JOE!), RE-ANIMATOR (HI DAVE!  THANX FOR THE SOURCE CODES!), THE FUGITIVE (IKE WANTED TO GREET YOU SO HERE! HEHE  ...  WHATS UP JOE!  DONT TAKE YOU'RE BOARD DOWN!  THE DONATIONS WILL PILE UP!), DEPECHE MODE (SO JOHN ILL TALK TO YOU A LITTLE BIT LATER OK?), EAGLESOFT (MITCH, THOUGHT I FORGOT YOU HUH?  ACTUALLY I DID, IKE TOLD ME TO PUT YA IN HERE, BUT BEST OF LUCK TO ESI IN AMIGA!  IKE'S INTRO IS COMING SOON SO CRACK SOMETHING! HEHE), THE GODFATHER (YO WAS'UP HOW'S NY?), PROWL (HEY JEFF BE MORE ACTIVE ON AMIGA DUDE!), THE FLINX (HEY IAN!), DEF LEPPARD (HEY STEVE!  ALMOST FORGOT YOU, BUT THANX FOR EVERYTHING!), RED ROCKS (HEY THOMAS!  NICE TALKING TO YOU!  AND THANX FOR THE SENDINGS!  WAIT TILL MY 9600, STAY COOL!), COLIN OF ORACLE (HEY DJ JAZZY JEFF AND THE FRESH PRINCE KIX!  AND BE SURE TO WATCH NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST.  ITS AWESOME!  DONT BE SCARED!  BE A MAN! HAHAHAH, JUST KIDDING!  BEST OF LUCK TO ORACLE!), JESTER AND MARK OF PE #1 (SORRY FOR THE DELAYED TRANSFER!), ULF OF DEFJAM!  (HEY THANX FOR THE COMPACTED DISKS AND EVERYTHING ELSE!  AND USE AT&T MORE!  THEY ARE SAFE!), ERIC OF BS1 (GREETINGS TO EVERYONE IN YOUR FAMILY.  HOPE TO SEE MANY MORE FROM BS1/QRM!), HANS OF MEGAFORCE (HEY DONT KID YOURSELF!  YOU ARE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FROM AUSTRIA! HHEHEE, AND GET UR MODEM WORKING AGAIN!  DONT BE LAZY! HEHEH), GINNIE OF ACU (G'DAY MATE!  HOPE AUSSIE GETS CABLE SOON!  TALK TO YOU SOON!), JESPER OF BROS/HOLLAND (NICE TALKING TO YA!  GET BROS.  GOING!), STRIDER OF FLT (HEY SO HOW'S THE TRIP TO THE US OF A?  BE SURE FLT TRADES WITH FBR IN 64! HEHE), BILLY OF QRM/USA (BE MORE POLITE ON THE PHONE! HAHHA, I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT THAT HACKER'S #, GOOD LUCK IN QRM!), ANDY OF DCS (BEST WISHES TO YOUR NEW STORE!  KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK ON 64 BE SURE TO SEND THEM TO FBR!), THE TORRANCE BOYS!  (WOLVERINE, UNPROTECTOR, EZY E, RASTER BLASTER (GET AN AMIGA DUNG!), THE LAST DRAGON (HI TIM!), I GUESS THATS ALL THE GREETS FROM ME  ...  IF I FORGOT YOU THEN ITS BECAUSE I MEANT TO  ...  HEHE  ...  OK NOW LETS SEE, WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON  ...  UMM  ...  OH IM WATCHING GUNS 'N ROSES ON MTV ON CABLE! AND MY DAD JUST TOOK THE PHONE AWAY, SO I GUESS ILL HAVE TO CALL BACK DELA OF << TRISTAR% >> AGAIN  ...  OH TO ALL YOU GERMANS, STEPHI GRAF IS WINNING THE US OPEN AGAINST SOME BITCH NAME SABATINI  ...  BUT WHO CARES TENNIS IS QUITE BORING!  OH SHIT!  MY SISTER JUST REMINDED ME THAT SCHOOL STARTS IN 5 DAYS!  WHAT A BITCH!  OH WELL  ...  I HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT THEN  ...  BUT IT DONT MATTER IT'S MY SENIOR YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL, ONE MORE YEAR AND I'M OUT OF THAT HELL HOLE!  I THINK IM GONNA TAKE MY FIRST DAY OFF FROM SCHOOL ON THE FIRST DAY!  ...  HEHE  ...  AND DEF LEPPARD IS ON THE RADIO WITH POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME!  ALWAYS LISTEN TO DEF LEPPARD ITS GOOD FOR YOU!  HYSTERIA IS AWESOME, BEST ALBUM!  AND OH MY FAVORITE VIDEO JUST POPPED ON MTV!  THATS RIGHT, DJ JAZZY JEFF AND THE FRESH PRINCE WITH PARENTS JUST DONT UNDERSTAND, WHICH I'M SURE EVERYONE CAN RELATE TO!  WAIT I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT REAL QUICK!  ILL BE BACK IN A FEW! AAH THAT WAS FUN!  FUCK!  I 4GOT ABOUT THE TRANSFER HOLD ON LEMME CHECK IT OUT  ...  SEVEN ERRORS!  NOT BAD!  ISN'T AMIGA GREAT!  OH IF YOU HAVE AN ATARI ST!  TRASH IT!  IT IS THE LAMEST, SHITTIEST MACHINE THERE IS!  OH NICE SOUND (PLICK! PLICK!), MY FRIEND HERE IS LAUGHING!  HE KEEPS TELLING ME AMIGA IS LAME!  YEAH RIGHT!  ...  ST DOES NOT COME CLOSE TO THE POWER OF AN AMIGA!  WAIT I 4GOT TO GREET MY CAT, SASSY!  I 4GOT TO FEED HER FOR THE PAST WEEK!  I HOPE SHE'S STILL ALIVE!  ...  OH I 4GOT TO GREET JACOB IN DENMARK! (THANX FOR THE POST CARD!) AND TO MARTIN AND LENART OF THE LATE PAPILLONS!  (COOLEST GUYS IN DENMARK!  THANX FOR THE MEMORIES GUYS!)  ...  I KNEW I FORGOT SOMEBODY!  OH WELL  ...  UMMMM  ...  SO HOW ARE YOU DOING?  TIRED?  ME TOO!  BUT I HAVE TO WRITE 4K WORTH OF SCROLL TEXT!  DOES THIS LOOK LIKE 4096 LETTERS?  NAA!  DIDNT THINK SO!  ...  WELL THEN LETS CONTINUE WRITING  ...  OK UMM  ...  HERE IN THE SUNNY CALIFORNIA IT IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY!  ABOUT 80 DEGREES WEATHER PERFECT TO GO TO THE BEACH BUT I HAVE TO WRITE THIS SCROLLTEXT SO THIS REALLY FUCKED UP MY WEEKEEND!  BUT THE DEMO IS AWESOME SO ITS WORTH IT!  ...  OK THIS IS TO THE PEOPLE IN TENNESSE!  CALIFORNIA IS NOT GOING TO SINK IN THE OCEAN! WE MIGHT BREAK AWAY FROM THE STATES!  BUT WE ARE NOT GONNA SINK!  OK?  AND PLEASE!  ELVIS IS DEAD!  DONT BELIEVE THIS BULLSHIT ABOUT HIM BEING ALIVE!  ALL THESE SON OF BITCHES ARE JUST SPREADING RUMORS TO MAKE SOME MONEY!  OH YEAH THE ELECTION IS ALMOST HERE IN THE STATES, SO FREDDY KRUEGER FOR PRESIDENT!  YEAAH!  GO FREEDY!  REAGAN SUCKS!  IM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO TALK ABOUT! AAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHOOOO!  GOD BLESS ME!  OH YEAH I ALSO 4GOT TO GREET BLUEBEARD OF BENCOR BROS.  (HOPE TO SEE YA HERE IN L.A.  WHEN AMIGA EXPO COMES TO CALI!) I'M SO FORGETFUL!  THIS IS IT I CANT THIS ANYMORE I'M GONNA QUIT  ...  I HAVE TO EAT THEN HEAD TO THE BEACH, REMEMBER, LIFE IS A MAJOR BEACH!  OK BUT GIVE THESE BOARDS A RING! AMIGA TELETRADER:  406-782-3161 & UNKNOWN:  213-329-4603 FOR THE NEWEST STUFF!  ...  AND GREETS TO ALL OF TRISTAR'S CONTACTS!  OH AND THANX TO MOM AND DAD FOR THE POPCORN! GEE THANX ALOT!  OK I MUST SAY GOODBYE NOW!  ...  SO BYE Y'ALL  ...  AND MAY THE WARES BE WITH YOU!  << TRISTAR% >> IN 1988  ...  SHIT THE BUTCHER JUST CALLED ME AND AS USUAL ALWAYS BOTHERING ME!  AND WE NOW CALLING SOMEONE ON THREE WAY AND I DUNNO WHO IT IS  ...  OH IT'S OAHAWHOOL OF FBR 64!  ...  AND WE WOKE HIM UP!  ...  ANYWAY I MUST SAY GOOD BYE NOW  ...  SO I'LL TALK TO YA DUDES LATER!  BYE!  * * *  THIS IS DEF LEPPARD ...  SYSOP OF THE AMIGA TELE-TRADER TRISTAR%/USA HEAD QUARTER.  2400-9600 BAUD (NO 1200!) 65 MEGS.  SPECIAL GREETINGS TO THE FLINX/QUARTEX USA HQ  *  THE AGNOSTIC/BAMIGA USA HQ  *  WAREHEAD (KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK)  *  ROM CHIP (COULDN'T DO IT WITHOUT YA BUDDY!)  *  THE REST OF << TRISTAR% >>  *  DEFJAM  *  QUORAM  *  BAMIGA  *  TRILOGY  *  ANYOTHERAWESOME GROUPS I HAVE FORGOTTEN!  HEY OVERSEAS 9600 BAUDERS GIVE MY BBS A CALL!  YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!  TO SKYLINE: HAD TO ORDER THE CD - WILL GET IT IN ABOUT 3 DAYS!  SORRY FOR THE DELAY.  OH YA THE BBS PHONE # MIGHT COME IN HANDY.  406-782-3161.  TWO I FORGOT TO GREET MERKWOOD/MAAD AND VIRAL EMPATH/BAMIGA - TWO OTHER GREAT 9600 BAUD USERS!  SUGGESTION TO 1200 BAUDERS:  GET A 9600 OR AT WORST A 2400.  ALL THE BOARDS ARE STARTING TO LOCK OUT 1200 -  SO STAY ON TOP GET A NEW MODEM!  2400'S ARE MEGA CHEAP!  IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MAIL TRADE DOCUMENTS OR ORIGINALS CONTACT ME AT 406-782-3161.  WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPAND YOUR 500,1000 OR 2000 UP TO A MEG OR MORE?  (REMEMBER YOU WILL NEED A MEG TO PLAY DRAGON'S LAIR!) GET A 0K BOARD AND I WILL SUPPLY YOU WITH THE CHIPS FOR $8.00 A PIECE (WAY BELOW RETAIL!) IT TAKES 16 TO MAKE 512K  ...  CALL THE BOARD IF YOU ARE INTERESTED!  IF THERE IS ANYONE WHO HAS A 40 MEG OR LARGER ST-506 HARD DRIVE WITH A POWER SUPPLY WHO WANTS TO SELL IT CHEAP CALL ME!  I'M VERY INTERESTED IN ONE!  ALSO I AM LOOKING FOR A CHEAP PERFECT SOUND DIGITZER OR A DIGI-VIEW.  IF YOU HAVE ONE FOR SALE LET ME KNOW!  5K HMMMMMM WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY.  ONLY 3.5K TO GO!  LOOK FOR THE AMIGA TELE-TRADER II IN A FEW WEEKS IT.  WILL ONLY BE 2400 BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ALL I GUESS.  THE AMIGA TELE-TRADER IS GOING TWO LINES (BOTH 9600) IN 1 1/2 MONTHS SO WATCH FOR IT!  REMEMBER:  IF YOU ARE IN ANY GOOD GROUP AND YOU HAVE 9600 MAKE SURE YOU CALL RIGHT AWAY!  WELL TO CLOSE THINGS UP I CAN ONLY THINK OF ONE WAY TO END MY SCROLL TEXT AND THAT IS TO TYPE A SONG!  DUST OFF YOUR PYROMANIA TAPE AND SING ALONG!  THE OPENING SONG IN THE DEF LEPPARD HYSTERIA TOUR.  I SAID WELCOME TO MY SHOW IT'S JUST YOU AND ME BABE.  WE GOT THE WHOLE DAMN NIGHT TO GO YOU'RE HOLDING OUT ON ME, WHILE I'M ON FIRE IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT, THEN YOU SHOULD TRY VICTIM OF MY VICES, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU SKATE ON ICE TO PARADISE, STAIRWAY TO THE STARS STAGEFRIGHT ALL NIGHT, WON'T YOU LET GO ALL NIGHT STAGEFRIGHT, ON WITH THE SHOW YOU COME ON LIKE A LADY DRESSED TO KILL NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD BE CAUGHT, BUT YOU WILL A LITTLE UNDERSTANDING, A LITTLE LOVE A HEADLINE ARROUND THE BACK IS WHAT I'M THINKIN' OF STAGEFRIGHT ALL NIGHT, WON'T YOU LET GO ALL NIGHT STAGEFRIGHT, ON WITH THE SHOW STAGEFRIGHT ALL NIGHT, YOU'RE DREAM STARTS TODAY ALLNIGHT STAGEFRIGHT, IS ONLY A HEARTBEAT AWAY YOU'RE GOING FOR MY HEAD, YOU'RE GOING DOWN GETTIN' GOOD AT BEING BAD, YOU'RE HANGIN' ROUND A FUN INSPIRED ASYLUM, TOYS FOR THE BOYS LOVE ON THE ROCKS, FORGET-ME-NOTS, YOU GOT NO CHANGE --- DEF LEPPARD 'STAGEFRIGHT' WELL THIS IS DEF LEPPARD SAYING LATER!  * * *  HI FREAKS.  THIS IS KNS OF << TRISTAR% >>.  DELAWARE AND FRANKIE FORCED ME TO WRITE SOMETHING FOR THIS NICE INTRO.  AFTER HOURS OF BRAINSTORMING I DECIDED TO SEND SOME GREETINGS TO PERSONAL FRIENDS OF ME.  SO IF YOU DO NOT BELONG TO THESE PEOPLE SLEEP A WHILE, EAT SOMETHING OR FUCK YOUR PENGUIN.  HERE WE GO:  MY PERSONAL GREETINGS GO TO SAC (MEMBERS:  ANJA, CAROLA, INA, BRITTA, SONJA, DANIELA, SYLVIA, MARTINA, TANJA, BAERBEL, SANDRA, BRUNHILDE, ANDREA, WOLFGANG, TIMO, OLIVER, JOERG, BOMBE, DIRK, HANS-JUERGEN AND MIA).  AFTER THIS FIRST LIST A JOKE FOR OUR GERMAN FRIENDS:  IN DER STRASSENBAHN!  EIN JUNGER MANN SITZT NEBEN EINEM ALTEN.  DER ALTE SIEHT SCHON RECHT ANGESCHLAGEN AUS:  EINGEFALLENE BACKEN, KAUM NOCH EIN HAAR AUF DEM KOPF, ZITTERNDE HAENDE.  AUSSERDEM HAT ER EIN SEHR BLEICHES GESICHT.  DA SAGT DER JUNGE MANN:  'MEINE GUETE, SIE SEHEN ABER SCHLECHT AUS.  WANN HABEN SIE DENN DAS LETZTE MAL ETWAS MIT EINER FRAU GEHABT?'  ANTWORTET DER OPA:  'NEUNZEHN-FUENF-UND-VIERZIG.'  JUNGER MANN: 'OH, DAS IST JA SCHON EWIG HER.  WIE HABEN SIE DENN DIE LANGE ZEIT OHNE FRAU AUSGEHALTEN?'  DER OPA:  'WIESO DENN DAS?  NEUNZEHN-FUENF-UND-VIERZIG HATTE ICH ZUM LETZTEN MAL ETWAS MIT EINER FRAU.  JETZT IST ES DOCH ERST 20 UHR 15!  (GROEHL, JUBEL, LACH)  OK.  NOW TO THE SECOND PART OF SAC GREETINGS:  HANSI, ANDREA, BRIGITTE, DIRK, REBECCA, JUTTA, PATRICK AND HIS SISTER.  THE NEXT GREETINGS GO TO ALL MUSCLE-FREAKS IN THE WHOLE WORLD (HI ARNOLD):  JUERGEN, BERND, ANDREAS, FRANK, FRANK, ANGELA AND THE REST OF BERND'S BODYWORKERS.  A SPECIAL MEGA-HELLO TO OUR CONAN AND HIS GIRLFRIEND:  THORSTEN AND BRITTA.  NOW SOME COMPUTER-GREETINGS:  TRACE, TTB, SEBBL OF TDS, OLIVER, THOMAS V., PROF. WEGENER, PROF. YSERENTANT (FICK DICH SELBST DU ARSCHLOCH), TOEMMI AND CLAUDI, UFO, DELAWARE, GANDALF, FLYNN, TERMINATOR, AKRONYM, GARFIELD, DONALD-SOFT, CONAN, CARSTEN, FRANKIE, UNCLE SAM, STEFAN, TAURUS ONE, AUWI, CHRISTIAN (LANG, LANG ISTS HER), DIRK, ANGELIKA.  SOME GREETINGS TO OTHER PERSONS:  DAGMAR, THOMAS B. AND A VERY SPECIAL SUPER-HYPER-MEGA HELLO TO HIS FATHER WHO MAKES OUR NEW STICKERS (MORE INFORMATION FOLLOWS), JENS, POSSUM, HOUSTON, BURKHARD, HEIKE, RALF, KIKI, JOERG, THOMAS S., REIN(IG)ER, STEFFI AND LARS, MELANIE.  A VERY SPECIAL HELLO GOES TO ALL SOLDIERS WHO READ THIS.  I WISH YOU A LOT OF FUN IN THE ARMY (HEHEHE).  I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE JOKE:  PETER UND JAN UEBERLEGEN SICH, WOHIN SIE DIESES JAHR IN DEN URLAUB FAHREN WOLLEN!  PETER: 'WIE WAERS DENN MIT KENIA?  SO 'NE RICHTIGE SAFARI?'  JAN:  'NEE, NEE DA WAR ICH SCHON.'  PETER:  'ODER IN DIE TROPEN, EINGEBOHRENE BEKEHREN?'  JAN:  'DA WAR ICH AUCH SCHON.'  PETER:  'UND EIN TRIP AN DEN POL, PINGUINE VOEGELN?'  JAN:  'DAS IST DOCH ALLES KALTER KAFFEE.'  PETER:  'JETZT HAB ICHS.  WIR BUCHEN BEI KILLER-REISEN EINE BERLIN-SAFARI.  DA GIBT ES FUER JEDEN UMGELEGTEN TUERKEN EINE PRAEMIE.'  JAN:  'SUPER.  DAS IST DIE IDEE.'  GESAGT, GETAN.  DREI WOCHEN SPAETER SIND DIE BEIDEN IN BERLIN-KREUZBERG AUF DER PIRSCH.  PLOETZLICH SIEHT PETER EINEN TUERKEN, DER IN EINER MUELLTONNE WUEHLT.  ER LEGT AN, ZIELT:  BLATTSCHUSS, TUERKE TOT.  DA KOMMT EIN AUFGEBRACHTER POLIZIST HERBEIGERANNT:  'WAS MACHEN SIE DENN DA?  SIE KOENNEN DOCH NICHT EINFACH EINEN TUERKEN ERSCHIESSEN.'  JAN:  'ABER WIR HABEN DOCH BEI KILLER-REISEN GEBUCHT.  HIER IST UNSERE BESCHEINIGUNG, DASS WIR SOVIELE TUERKEN SCHIESSEN DUERFEN, WIE WIR WOLLEN.'  POLIZIST:  'JA ABER DOCH NICHT WAEHREND DER FUETTERUNGSZEITEN!'  (DEUTSCHE:  GROEHL, SCHREI, FALL UM VOR LACHEN!  TUERKEN: SCHEISS DEUTSCHE, NAZIS, MISTPACK).  ICH HOFFE, DASS SICH JETZT NIEMAND AUF DEN SCHLIPS GETRETEN FUEHLT.  WIR WISSEN DOCH ALLE, DASS DIE TUERKEN EIN ANSTAENDIGES UND SAUBERES VOLK SIND.  JA.  SIE BEKOMMEN NOCH NICHTMAL AIDS. SCHLIESSLICH HAT JA AUCH EIN VIRUS SEINEN STOLZ.  THIS WAS IT.  GOOD-BYE.  AND DON'T FORGET TO WATCH OUT FOR OUR NEW MEGA-STICKERS  * * *