HELLO !    HERE > SF > OF % UNITED FORCES * IS SPEAKING TO YOU. THE RELEASE DATE OF THIZ * INTRO # IS THE 29.07.1989 ON THE  POWERSLAVES  -  ALPHA-FLIGHT  -  VISION-FACTORY  PARTY, HOLLAND. MAYBE I FIRST SHOULD EXPLAIN YOU THE = SCROLLFUNCTIONS OF THIS INTRO< OKAY, FIRST YOU LOOK AT YOUR TABLE, WHERE YOU'LL FIND A LITTLE BOX ( 6.75 CM $ 11 CM $ 3.25 CM ) WITH TWO BUTTONS ON ITS TOP. AFTER YOU USED THE LEFT BUTTON BY PRESSING IT FOR SOME SECONDS, YOU COULD TRY THE OTHER ONE THE SAME WAY, AND YOU'LL SEE YOU CAN REGULATE THE SCROLLSPEED LIKE A MAGICAN. BUT NOW LET'S STOP TALKIN' LAZY SHIT AND START TALKIN' REAL SHIT<<< OH...I NEALLY FORGOT TO TELL YA THE CREDITS OF THIS GREAT (HOPE SO) /[-MEGADEMO-PART ! HERE THEY ARE: THE =MUZAK IS WRITTEN BY RIFF RAFF of /[, GRAPHIX PAINTED BY DARK (HE LEFT US) AND THE CODIN' IS DONE BY ME (SF) OF /[ EXCEPT THE 1-2-4-8-REGULABLE BLITTERROUTINE WHICH WAS WRITTEN SOME MONTHS AGO BY SNOOPY OF LEVEL4 (A FRIEND OF MINE) YA SHOUD KNOW THIS IS MY VERY FIRST INTRO > AND I ESPECIALLY WANT TO SEND MANY THANKS TO C.JOKE OF %, COZ WHEN I MET HIM THE FIRST TIME I WAS A BLOODY THREE-QUARTER-LAMER WHO HAD JUST DONE SOME BASIC-PROGRAMMIN' ON AMIGA AND SOME LITTLE MACHINEROUTINES ON C64. I ONLY HARDLY KNEW THE COMMANDS OF THE VERY ONLY REAL PROCESSOR, THE >. BUT C.JOKE HELPED ME TO UNDERSTAND ASSEMBLERPROGS AND TAUGHT ME HOW TO USE THIZ GREAT LANGUAGE, AND THIZ IS THE RESULT. YA ALSO HAVE TO KNOW I AM JUST 14 (!) YEARS OLD AND I HAVE SOME MORE YEARS LEFT TO DO MUCH PROGRAMMIG THAN OTHERS HAVE (HEHEHE).          I THINK I SHOULDN'T TELL YOU TOO MUCH OF THIS -MAYBE- BORING STORY, BECAUSE I HAVE NO PROBLEMS IN THIS DIRECTION LIKE SOMEONE ELSE HAD ( # . ... #, I AM SORRY IT HAD TO HAPPEN THIS WAY) AND I LIKE BEIN' A MEMBER OF UNITED FORCES VERY MUCH. I HAVE TO DISSAPOINT YOU, IF YOU ARE A CONTACT OF OURS, WAITIN' FOR THE /['S OFFICAL MAGIC GREETINGS, BUT I WILL SEND SOME GREETINGS TO SOME OTHER PERSONS. + MAHONEY & KAKTUS OF NORTHSTAR (THE SONGS OF YOUR MUZAKDISK WERE VERY GOOD, BUT I THINK THE CODIN' WAS > MUCH BETTER >%>=>. I LIKED THE MUZAK YOU CAN HEAR IF YOU PRESSED THE RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON WHILE THE DISK BOOTED BEST. THE DISK ANYWAY IS THE BEST MUZAKDISK I KNOW !>!     AND HERE MY PERSONAL GREETINGS COME: ACH, WIESO REDE ICH EIGENTLICH SOVIEL ENGLISCH ? VIELLEICHT SOLLTE ICH SOWIESO WENIGER REDEN, ABER NUN EEEEENDLICH ZUR SACHE: ICH SENDE VIELE GRUESSE UND KUESSCHEN<NEE<, KUSSCHEN KRIEGT IHR NICH, EUER GLUECK ! AALSO: THIS TIME THE GREETINGX GO TO (DIESES MAL BEKOMMEN GRUESSE, OB SIE WOLLEN ODER NICHT (ES GIBT JA NUR 2 MOEGLICHKEITEN (ENTHALTUNG AUSGESCHLOSSEN (SONST WAEREN ES JA DREI(((((((  ODER VIELLEICHT AUCH... WO WAR ICH STEHENGEBLIEBEN? ACH JA:)?)))!).))) ))))).) : SNOOPY (L4) % SPARKY (THE GERMAN ONE: DANKE FUER DIE G-FORCE- PASSWORDS!) * T.REX (DU WIRST NICHT WIEDER LEBEND AUS ENGLAND ZURUECKKOMMEN, ODER DOCH?) J.LEWIS (DU TUST MIR LEID, DENN DU WIRST, WIE AUCH SPARKY EINE MEINER SCHRECKLICHEN 'GREETING CARDS' AUS ENGLAND (IGITT, ENGLAND) BEKOMMEN! NUN IST ES LANGSAM ZEIT, ZUM ENDE ZU KOMMEN. I MAKE CLOSE KONW OR NOW OR NO OR SO, BECAUSE IT IS TWO TO TWO, AND I AM TO OR TOO OR TWO HUNGARY OR TOO HUNGRY OR S.TH. LIKE THAT TOO WRAIT MORE OFF THIZ TXT. ICH HABE KEINE LUST MEHR! USE RUNSTOP OR MOVE.L WEISSICHNICH.. ENDE SENSE END OF SCROLLTEXT BYE-BYE AHOI USW USW ETC ETC ... ... ... DRUCKE ENDLICH ZWEI VON DEINEN MAUSTASTEN! PRESS BOTH BUTTONS OR YOU WILL BECOME A TIME TRAVELLER. CIAO ODA DEIN AMIGA FLIEGT IN DIE LUFFT.         HELLO !    HERE > SF > --- ACHJA: ETWAS HABE ICH GANZ VERGESSEN: ICH HAB VERGESSEN, WAS ICH VERGESSEN HAB... DAS IST GENAUSO UNLOGISCH WIE ICH ES SELBST BIN...         GRUSSE AUCH AN FRAU KALLV<OH<KALFF NATUERLICH. NUN ABER ERNSTHAFFT: DER SCROLLER FAENGT GLEICH WIEDER VON VORN AN. AT LAST, I WILL SHOW YOU THE SOURCE. QUICK, TAKE A PENCIL<<<     I AM VERY SORRY THE SOURCE ALREADY IS ASSEMBLED, BUT DO NOT WORRY, YOU WON'T HAVE TO WRITE DOWN LOTS OF NUMBERS, BECAUSE I WILL SHOW YOU THE CODE AS 3-BITPLANE, 32$32-SIZED GRAPHIC-ELEMENTS< WITHOUT THE FONT AND THE PICS AND HERE, THEY ARE:          \          ]         ^         _        `         HAVE 'EM ? ALL RIGHT, THEN LET'S READ ALL THE TEXT ONCE MORE: