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     UNLABELED PROUDLY PRESENT  A JEWEL OF ASSEMBLER-PROGRAMMING.   GRAB JOYSTICK AND ADAPT THE SCROLL-SPEED TO YOUR PERSONAL MIND-SPEED.   WATCH TO THE FABULOUS EFFECTS AND LISTEN TO THE SOUND WE BRING TO YOUR MIND !!!     WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE SPRITES ???     WATCH IT :~    ~    ~    ~    ~    ~    ~    ~    ~                OR THAT   :+     +     +     +     +     +     +     +     +                AND NOW RAP IT :    ~    ~    +    ~    ~    +    ~    ~    +     ISN'T IT NICE ???     THIS IS OUR LATEST MASTERPIECE IN MASTERING >>+  THE MACHINE  +<< (YOU ARE PROBABLY~ SITTING IN FRONT OF~ ??).     THOUGH WE~+ ARE ALREADY A LONG TIME ON AMIGA IT IS NOW TIME TO~+ PRESENT OUR FIRST 100 PERCENT FOOT-WRITTEN,~ HAND-COMPILED, SELF-STRUGGLED, AERODYNAMIC GRAPHICS-STYLED,~ OVERTAKING ~SOUND ASSEMBLER DEMO.   +  IT WAS WRITTEN BY THE MASTER OF COPPER MANIPULATING & ASSEMBLER FUMBLING. ~  ....    ????   WHO COULD IT BE?? .... OF COURSE >>>>  CRAY + <<<< USING THE SPECIAL EXTENSION OF RAGE HARD.~(HI FRANKIE!!) AND NOW THE CLIMAX!! +  >> WOOOOOWWWWW <<~  HERE WE GO...   WE TRY TO INTRODUCE OUR SELF:  AT FIRST THERE IS THE MAN WITH THE WORKING BRAIN  >>>>~  MINDFACTORY  +<<<< (C-SUPERVISOR, WEEK-END COOK, PHONE BOOK SMASHER AND GIRL BUSTER~) I THINK HE IS REALLY GOOD DESCRIBED!!! THE SECOND MEMBER+ OF THE HEAVEN PRAISED CREW IS  >>>>  AGNUS  +<<<< (THE SO ~CALLED TV-MASTER, SYNDICATE MANAGER, GRAPHIC WIZARD <A GREAT HELLO TO THE DANCING FOOLS!!>,  MAGAZINE MASTER, SOFTGETTER AND C-REVISOR)   I (AGNUS) HAVE TO GREET MY ENGLISH-TEACHERS AND THANKS FOR THEIR ENDLESS PATIENCE !(HAI EFERIBODDI)~    THE LAST BUT NOT LEAST MEMBER OF OUR GLORY QUARTETT IS CALLED    >>>>  LUKE SKYWALKER ~+ <<<<    (SOFTGETTER,  MEMORY MASTER,  GAMBLER,  CONTACT MANAGER  AND  ESCAPE-CAR-DRIVER )   *******  AND AFTER THIS FEW BYTES OF INFORMATION WE WANT YOU TO SPIN UP AND GRAB A GIRL FOR HI-TECH-ENJOYMENT DURING THIS SWALLOWING TRANSMISSION!!  ** AT THIS POINT OF SCROLL YOU MAY FEEL FREE TO BURST OUT INTO UNCONTROLLABLE, HISTERICAL APPLAUSE!!+ ** REMEMBER ALWAYS ---> IF YOUR GRANDMOTHER+ OR ANY OTHER MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY SHOULD+ DIE WHILST IN THE SHELTER, PUT THEM OUTSIDE!! BUT+ REMEMBER TO TAG THEM FIRST FOR IDENTIFICATION PURPOSES!!+  ***  YEAHHHH!!! HEY MAN STOP CLAPPING OR WE MUST WRITE SUCH BULLSHIT UNSTOPPABLE!!! OOUPS !! ... SORRY!!  ***  I'M IN TROUBLE WITH MY LAST MEAL! AND MY BRAIN-FINGER-LINK-INTERFACE!  ***  AND NOW WE SWITCH TO BAVARIAN JUNGLE SPEECH  *** KNACK ***  KNUSPER *** RASPEL *** RUCKEL *** RATZ *** FATZ *** SCHNITZ *** SCHNATZ *** REUSPER *** KEUCH *** LECHZ *** GEIFER *** GULP *** SCHIGGER ***   ~ I THINK NOT EVERYBODY HAS THE ABILITY TO SUCCEED IN TRANSLATING~ THIS UNCERTAIN BAVARIAN (NOT HUMAN?!?) COURT-DIALEKT!!!  ***  ~THAT WAS THE CHAPTER HOW TO USE THE HOME TRAINER MADE OF~+ CHEESE!!!  ***  CONGRATULATIONS  *** YOU SCORED >>50000 ~GOLDEN POINTS<< BECAUSE OF YOUR VISUAL TOUGHNESS AND +ENDURANCE!! YOU HAVE PASSED NEARLY A QUARTER OF SCROLLING BUT+ BE NOT DISAPPOINTED: ** FROM HERE ON THERE ARE STILL 10 BRUTAL~ EAR-SIKKING MILES TO GO!! ** SO FELLOW GET IT!!! ** THERE ~+ARE RUMOURS AROUND THAT SOME CREATURES EXIST WHICH REACHED +THE GREETING LIST WITHOUT AN APOPLECTIC FIT!!  ***  AND SO WE~ SEND OUR LIQUID FLEXIBLE WATER SALUTATIONS TO      SWI    ~   TRISTAR+       RED SECTOR        TWILIGHT INC.      ~  VANILLA KEY GUYS        THE MEDITATION STOPPERS     ~ AMIGATOR & COSMO        FALCON (HOT ON 64)       BRAINWARE~     KEYMASTER        WEB INC.        MAGNIFICENT FORCE+         TWI        STEELE PULSE        +~SKYLINE       SCA        AND ANYBODY WHO OWNS AN ACORN >>ARCHIMEDES<<  PLEASE CONTACT ME (AGNUS)!!  ~       WE WANNA GET IN CONTACT WITH SOME COOL GUYS LIKE --> + HIGH QUALITY +CRACKINGS INC. (GOOD TASTING CRUNCHER & INTROS) +         KNIGHT HAWKS (FAMOUS INTERGALACTIC INTRO-CODING ~LIGHT YEARS AHEAD!!)       HOTLINE(GOOD SOFT-DELIVERY) ~       THE CHAMPS( NOT SO BAD <NOT BAD!!> SORRY!)     +    UNIT A(WHAT ABOUT UNIT B ?)          THE MOVERS(WE~ ARE EAGER TO SEE YOUR LATEST~ INTRO <SECOND???>)     + WE ARE ALSO OPEN FOR ANY GOOD CONTACT WITH BEGINNERS WHO ~ARE GOOD AT PROGRAMMING, JOKING, SWAPPING OR GRAFIX & SOUND!!+   ***   NOW WE ENTER THE DARK SIDE OF PROGRAMMING : ~  WE SEND POISONED ATTACKS TO THE BYTEBANDITS +AND ALL OTHER FUCKING VIRUS-LAUNCHERS!! ESPECIALLY THE~ BYTEBANDITS VIRUS IS EVIL, BECAUSE HE MERGES HIS BODY TO +OTHER PRGS, SUCKS THEM OUT AND LET THE SYSTEM BEHAVE LIKE +A 100 PERCENT DRUNK ZX 81 (= ABKACK)!!  ***  ........ ~ KNOCK  ........   **** YEAHHHH CRAY IS TALKING!! LET US~ SWITCH TO REAL-TIME COMPOSING IN GERMAN: ......GROELLLL.+...... AKUTE EKEL-SCHWELLEN-UEBERSCHREITUNG ...... SCHOENEN GRUSS AN ALLE, DIE KEIN DEUTSCH LESEN KOENNEN!!! ~ +...... ALSO SELTEN SON'EN BLOEDEN TEXT ~GESEHEN!!!......SCHREIBST DU DEN GANZEN SCHEISS ETWA?!?!?..~.... OH SCHEISSE WIR SIND AUF SENDUNG ....... AUF SENDUNG???~ ...... JA AUF SENDUNG ....... WEG MANN! LASS MICH ANS MIKRO!!!! +...... WO SIND MEINE FANS??? ......... ALSO JETZT MAL MIT+ RUHE, JEDER WIRD SEINEN ROTZ SCHON LOS! ....... FRAUEN+ UND KINDER ZUERST!! DA FAELLT MIR DER SACK VON DER KARRE, WENN ISCH DAT SOEHH ......... JETZT KOMMT MINDFACTORY, IN SUPRALEITENDER THERMODYNAMISCHER, ALLWETTER-UNTERHOSE MIT GEREGELTEM, BLEIFREIEM DREIWEGE- Z E N S U R,     ~   KONTAKTIERT UNS FUER INDISKRETERE INFORMATIONEN UEBER DIESEN STRENG GEHEIMEN EROGENEN BEREICH DES~ PROMINENTEN (MIT)GLIEDS, DA WIR SONST AUF DIE ~SCHWARZE LISTE DER 10 VERSAUTESTEN INTROS GEKOMMEN~ WAEREN (DER WAR NICHT SCHLECHT, GELL??). NACH DIESEM+~ KURZEN IRRELEVANTEN, INDISKUTABLEN, RETROSPEKTIVEN, SEMIPERMEABLEN (GIBT'S WIRKLICH~ + ~) SEITENHIEB KOMMEN WIR NUN ZU DEN WOCHENDREZEPTEN FUER DIE AUFBLASBARE HAUSFRAU: MAN NEHME 500~ GRAMM DR. CREPS EASY-LOOP-SAHNEERSATZ UND 1 KG+ DR. CREPS EASY-LOOP-PFLANZENBACKFETT UND BACKEN~ DARAUS EINEN 4. JULI UNABHAENGIGKEITSTAGKUCHEN.~ NUN WICKELN WIR UNS IN GRUENKOHL EIN UND +SINGEN DAS ALTGOTISCHE KAENGURUH GELOEBNIS WOBEI ~WIR JEDOCH NICHT VERGESSEN DR. CREPS EASY-LOOP-SAHNEERSATZ UND DR.~ CREPS EASY-LOOP-PFLANZENBACKFETT ZUSAMMEN MIT 2+ LITER BROWN 25, DEM NEUEN KUECHEN WERKSTOFF MIT+ EINER HAERTE WIE KRUPP STAHL UND EINEM NAEHRWERT ~VON 3 PFUND HACKFLEISCH IN DIE LEICHT VORGEHEIZTE +FLOPPY GEBEN, KURZ ANFORMATIEREN +UND DANN EXTREM AUFQUELLEN LASSEN. NACH EINER KLEINEN ~WARTEPAUSE (IN DER DER GEUEBTE KOCH DAS 1.BUCH MOSES +LIEST) KOENNEN WIR NUN AUF DIE SUCHE NACH TEST-ESSERN GEHEN!! (GELD WIRKT WUNDER!) WENN SIE NACH DIESER ~MAHLZEIT NICHT UNTER MORDVERDACHT STEHEN, EMPFEHLEN WIR IHNEN SICH BEIM >> Z D F << ALS FERNSEHKOCH ZU BEWERBEN!! SOLLTEN SIE DIESES ~+TATSAECHLICH BEI VOLLER GEISTIGER UND KOERPERLICHER GESUNDHEIT UEBER STANDEN HABEN, SENDEN~+ WIR IHNEN GERNE DAS GEGENGIFT!!   ****   WER +INTROS NACHMACHT ODER VERFAELSCHT ODER NACHGEMACHTE ~ODER VERFAELSCHTE SICH VERSCHAFT UND IN VERKEHR BRINGT,+~ WIRD MIT BUHRUFEN NICHT UNTER 110 DEZIBEL BESTRAFT!  ~ ****  AND NOW IT IS TIME FOR OUR LITTLE SELF-PROMOTION-CORNER **** WE **** WARN YOU!!! BE AWARE OF OUR NEXT BRAINMELTING ASSEMBLER DEMO CODED BY:~+    >>> CRAY <<<      GRAFIX BY:    >>> AGNUS <<<         CO-CODER:    >>> MINDFACTORY <<<     PROMOTED BY:    >>> LUKE SKYWALKER <<<      SOUND   &   IDEAS BY:  >>> WHOLE UNLABELED <<< ~!!! YOU MAY NOW FEEL FREE TO STRANGULATE YOUR LEFT RAT-BUTTON IF YOU WISH.~   ~   ~   ~   ~   +   ~   +   ~   +   ~   +   ~