Topless-Intro!
Created by:


Lame coding:
Elvis / Sacreds!

Painting + idea:
Royal'69 / Wartec!

Music ripped from:
Matti Nykaenen!
W A R N I N G ! !

This writer includes
only dead serious text.
If you just need some
bullshit, we think you
should check out those
letters running on the
top of screen...

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The authors
For hottest Amiga
and VHS swapping,
contact:


(Royal'69 / Wartec)
Marko Hamalainen
Suvirt.
43960 Saarensalmi
Finland

Only elite, please!
For lamest Amiga
and no VHS at all
swapping, contact:


Elvis / Sacreds
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Ansapolku 2
70910 Vuorela
Finland

Coders, please..
This intro is dedicated
to our great friend:


ZEDI of CALIBRA

Cool phonecalls, man!!




-Elvis & Royal'69
Coder hints&tips-corner
by Elvis / Sacreds!

Try to listen to disco-
music from the 80's while
you code! You will get
more coding inspiration
than ever, just try it!
Useful artists:
Kylie Minoque, Sabrina,
Samantha Fox, Sinitta,
Sandra etc, you know..
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V O T E
F O R
T H I S


.. as the fucking WORST
pornoproduction EVER!
(If you find the chart!)

Released in May-93!
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YOHOHOO DUDS!  ROYAL 69 HERE AND THERE...      YEPP IM NOT GOING TO BORE YOU A LOT, THIS TEXT CONTAIN ONLY SOME GREETS AND MESSAGES SHORTLY.     SO LETS GO STRAIGHT TO THE POINT...        REGARDS GOTO...   ELVIS - NICE TO WORK WITH YOU! THANXX!!!     PLACID - HOPE THAT OUR CO-OP WILL BE SUCCESFULL!!!    WIZZ - STILL GOING TO RELEASE YOUR MAG? SEND SOON!!!    DADDY FREDDY - REMEMBER TO BUY THE ORIGINAL MATTI NYKANENS CD/LP! ALWAYS ULTRACOOL JOKES HOHOHO.    VALIANT - JUST ENJOY HAHA? SORRY DELAY!!!    MAJIC MUSHROOM - VOTE THIS ASWELL!!! YOUR STUFF IS OK. YEAH!    ARON - NICE TO SEE YOURE BACK, EH.    SWAT - YES LETS TRADE VHS-TAPES.    DEICIDE - COOL LONG LETTER MAN!!!    HACKSAW - TELEPHONE RULES!!!    CAP - BAD THING YOU QUIT. SEE YOU IN NEXT LIFE.    WOMBLE - WANNA SWAP SOME VHS-STUFF?  NO STARTREKS HEHE.    PULSTAR - HOPE YOU LIKE THIS LONG AWAITED INTRO!?!    NETRUNNER - THANX FOR THE GAMES. YOULL GET YOUR DISKS SOON!    SANE - DID YOU REALLY QUIT? TERESA ORLOWSKI RULES?!?    RAINMAN - YO MY BELGIAN FRIEND! SEND SOME HOT CRACKS OK.    KNIGHT - LETS TRADE AROUND THE CLOCK!    REDMAN - YEP NICE PACK...      SALVATORE - COOLEST CONTACT-LETTER IVE EVER SEEN!!!    SIMPSON - SILLA MAAILMA HUKKUU PASKAAN JA ME VAIN LUEMME LEHTIA... HOT TOPS FROM YA!    MR.KEEL - NO MATTER ABOUT DELAY! NICE LETTERS!    BARFLY - IM REALLY WAITING FOR SOME HOT PRODS FROM YOU!    PAINMASTER - VERY HOT IMPORTS MAN! COOL!    JH-PRO - HAY PORNOFREAK! SEND MY TAPE VERY QUICKLY OR...   PERKELE!!!    ALSO A BIG HELLO TO SCOTTIE, SLAM, MERCUS, TRONIX, SPIDERWORK, TRIPEX, BRAINWASHER, FAKE AND THE REST - SORRY ... I AM TOO TIRED TO WRITE MORE!      BYE BYE AND LATER...                        TISSIT KEHIIN!! OK, SO LETS WRITE SUM SCROLLTEXT.. GUESS WHO? 3 POINTS CLUE IS "THE OTHER ONE WORKING FOR THIS INTRO"... 2 POINTS CLUE IS "THE CODER"... AND 1 POINT CLUE IS "NOT ROYAL 69!!"... IF YOU GOT MORE THAN 3 POINTS YOU ARE TOO INTELLIGENT TO WATCH THIS INTRO, PLEASE HANG UP YOURSELF!!  YEPP, ITS ELVIS / SACREDS WRITING - NOT FUCKING KEYBOARD OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.. KOPSIS! FIRST THING I HAVE TO TELL YOU, IS THAT I AM CODING SOMEKIND OF *BIG* PRODUCTION - MORE THAN ONE SCREENED!!!! WOW WOW WOW!!! MAYBE A TRACKMO, MAYBE ANYTHING BUT TRACKMO.. PROBABLY RELEASED ON SOME SUMMER-PARTY IN FINLAND, IF ANYONE IS ORGANIZING THEM IN 1993. ITS NOT READY YET, BUT I CAN SAY IT WILL BE FAR BETTER THAN *ANY* "BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL"-EPISODE SHOWN IN FINLAND! SO WAIT AND SEE..  NOW TO SUM TRADITIONAL GREETZ UND MEZZAGESCH...  YOW SLIME, GREAT GFX YOU SENT ME!! TOO BAD THAT I AM NOT IN D-29 ANYMORE...  ROYAL 69 - EH! SIKADELAY TAMAN INTRON KANSSA!!!  DR.D + GARCOYLE, TAIS VAHAN MYOHASTYA SE B-DEMO... AARGH!  ASTRAL - QUIS SUN DEMO?  WHIPLASH - PIUHAT HUKASSA??? HEHHEH!  YAB0 - LIEVA DELAY, MUTTA NYT SWAPATAAN, JOOKO? ..  THEN ONE HELLO TO OTHER FRIENDS ETC AND IT GOES LIKE "HELLO" ... SORRY TO ALL I FORGOT... IF YOU WANT TO BE GREETED IN MY NEXT PRODUCT, JUST CALL ME! MY PHONENUMBER IS +358-71-PRIVATE * ONLY ELITE DUDES GET THE NUMBER! 0 DAY RUMOURS!!    ... I THINK THAT BOOZE-FREE PARTIES ARE REALLY GREAT THING! TOO BAD THAT I NEVER FIND THE PLACE WHERE THEY GIVE AWAY FREE BOOZE!! REALLY IRRITATING TO BE AS STUPID AS ME, EH?  BTW, SORRY ABOUT THE *LAME* VECTOR, BUT THIS HAPPENS TO BE JUST A SMALL CO-OP INTRO!! IN OUR DEMO THERE WILL BE NO SHITTY CODE LIKE THIS, BUT SOMETHING COOOOOOL!!! GLENZ SUXX TOO...  ... PHEW, JOHAN OLI POTASKAA * JOHAN VAN BEETHOOVEN....   WELL, I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO WRITE ABOUT ANYMORE. SO JUST READ THE WRITER IF YOU REALLY NEED MORE TEXT. BYE FROM ELVIS / SACREDS - FAT BUT COOL...