HO! HO! HO! HO! HO!            MERRY CHRISTMAS ,CHILDREN. THIS IS SANTA CLAUS HERE AND I HOPE YOU ALL NICE LITTLE KIDS OVER THERE HAVE A NICE AND WHITE CHRISTMAS WITH ME.      I AM SANTA CLAUS AND I'LL GIVE LOTS OF PRESENTS TO ALL NICE CHILDREN ALL OVER THE WORLD....    SO, HAVE YOU BEEN NICE THIS YEAR MY LITTLE SON?        YOU CRACKED 78 GAMES AND SOLD THEM WITH 5 DOLLARS PER GAME? IT'S RESPECTABLE, THAT YOU CAN MAKE SOME OWN MONEY, SON. IT SHOWS YOU ARE A BIG BOY ALREADY. WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU DONE?        YOU RUINED ONE COPY PARTY IN FINLAND AND MADE SOME OTHER KID PAY ALL THE DAMAGES YOU MADE... 13700 FIM?   OH, I SEE YOU HAVE LIVELY IMAGINATION AND THAT'S GOOD, MY SON, THAT'S GOOD. ANYTHING ELSE YOU'VE MADE?         YOU GAVE SOME ADDRESSES OF YOUR SWAPPER FRIENDS TO SOFTWARE POLICE! THAT WAS A GOOD JOB!! ALL CRIMINALS HAVE TO GET COUGHT. THAT WAS SUCH A NICE THING, THAT SANTA WILL GIVE YOU ONE EXTRA PRESENT FOR THAT. IS IT POSSIBLE, THATTHERE IS STILL SOME THINGS YOU HAVE MADE?        YOU MADE A BAD DEMO WITH SOME OTHER GROUP'S NAME THAN YOURS AND RELEASED IT ,BUT THE OTHER GROUP DIDN'T LIKE THAT.   WHY?   THEY SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR YOU. NOT EVERY MAN CAN MAKE A DEMO!!   IT SEEMS ,THAT YOU ARE VERY NICE BOY AND I'M NOT SURPRISED IF YOU'VE DONE SOME MORE NICE LITTLE THINGS....        YOU TOOK DISKS FROM SOME OF YOUR WORST CONTACTS OR MEMBERS AND SENT SOME NAUGHTY LETTERS TO THEM?   THAT WAS SOMETHING ,I MUST SAY.  I THINK THEY LEARNT THEIR LESSON.      WHAT DID I HEAR??? YOU USED CHEATED STAMPS!!! YOU LITTLE CRIMINAL!! SANTA WON'T GIVE YOU ANY PRESENTS ,BECAUSE YOU MADE SUCH A DESPICABLE THING!!! GO, YOU CREEP AND DON'T COME BACK BEFORE YOU STOP THOSE KIND OF THINGS!!!!!!                                   THAT WAS THE FAERY TALE FOR THIS X'MAS........... WELL, YES WIZZCAT MIGHT BE PROUD TO PRESENT YOU THIS ANOTHER LAME PLAYABLE DEMO CALLED: SANTA CLAUS' CHRISTMAS GAME.. (URGH, I HATE THAT NAME)   EXORCIST MADE THAT SNOW WAR LOGO SO WHY NOT CHANGE THE NAME TO: SNOW WAR..... AS YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED THIS DEMO WAS CODED BY HAZY MIND UNDER HARD DEPRESSION... DO YOU WANT SOME CREDITS??? PLEASE SAY NO.... OH, YOU WANT... WELL HERE THEY COME:   CODE AND DESIGN: HAZY MIND......    GFX:  EXORCIST, PROBLEM, RAINBOW (THE LATEST MEMBER OF WIZZCAT) AND SOMETHING BY ME (H.M.)...... MUSIC: ALEX....... TIPS, IDEAS AND SO ON: AMIGAMAN, DARKIE, DR.GOLD...  FEEL DEPRESSED NOW????   HOPE, YOU DO........      I GOT A REALLY BAD FLU TWO DAYS AGO AND I FEEL HORRIBLE... EVERY LITTLE SOUND MAKES MY HEAD EXPLODE AND EVEN MY 60W TABLE LAMP MAKES MY EYES BLEED.....  NOPE, I HAVEN'T BEEN DRUNK YESTERDAY.   AAAAARRRGGGHH, I'M DYING... I'LL TAKE A DISPERIN....NNOOOO, WE DON'T HAVE THEM ANYMORE... NOW THIS IS GETTING REALLY GREAT... JUST FINE.... IF THIS IS A FLU, THIS HAVE TO BE A BAD ONE... I'VE NEVER GOT THIS KIND OF FLU BEFORE... NO, THIS CAN'T BE A FLU, BUT WHAT IS THIS THEN... AIDS???   YEAH, IT GOT TO BE AIDS..... LETS SEE, FROM WHERE I WOULD HAVE GOT THIS AIDS... ALWAY USE A CONDOM, I KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS DONE THAT... ALWAY DONE THAT???!!! BUT I'M STILL A VIRGIN!!!!   FUCK.... NO AIDS, BUT WHAT IS THIS DISEASE THEN... CANCER MAYBE???  CANCER!!!  AAARRRGGHH!!!!  HELP ME!!!!!!   WHERE'S MY GUN, I'LL KILL MY SELF... I'VE SEEN NIGHTMARES, THAT I'VE GOT A CANCER... I WANT TO HAVE MY GUN!!   I WANT TO HAVE MY GUN!!!   BUT I DON'T HAVE A GUN.... BYAAAAHHHH!!!!   ISN'T LIFE WONDERFUL?    I CAN'T TAKE IT IF I HAVE A CANCER... I'LL TAKE PILLS... WHAT PILLS?  WE HAVE ONLY MY MOTHER'S CONTRACEPTIVE PILLS... WOULD THEY HELP?    I DOUBT THAT... I DON'T WANT TO BE STERILE WHEN DYING... DO I HAVE TO GO TO CHEMIST'S TO GET SOME DRUGS... WHAT KIND OF DRUGS THEN?  SLEEPING PILLS... YEAH, I'M A GENIUS!!!   I THINK, THAT WHEN YOU DIE WHILE SLEEPING, IT WON'T HURT SO MUCH... OK, LET'S WALK TO CHEMIST'S... WALK??!!! THERE'S -23C OUTSIDE!!!  OH, MY GOD, WHY YOU MAKE ME GO THROUGHT ALL THESE SUFFERINGS?   CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE ME NOW?   GUESS YOU CAN'T..... LET'S WALK... LET'S WALK... LET'S WALK... DAMN, IT'S COLD HERE... HALF A METER OF SNOW ON THE STREET AND NOSE FROZEN... MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU... HAH!!    HEY, WHAT'S THAT LIGHT OVER THERE... OH, JUST A CAR... BUT IT'S DRIVING PRETTY FAST, I THINK... WHAT? IT'S GOING STREIGHT TO ME??!! DON'T YOU HAVE A WHEEL, SUCKER??!!!    WHAT??!!!!   OOHHH NOOOO!!! I DON'T WONT TO DIE NOW!!!!!   AARRGGHHH!!!! HELP MEEE!!! AARGH!! AAAHHH!!!!!   AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH.....................     HOPE YOU HAVE FUN IN LIEKSA NOW AND HAVE A GREAT PARTY.............  WIZZCAT INT. 1990 IT EATS YOUR MOUSE...............



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                       SNOW WARS.....                       PRESENTED BY:                                 WIZZCAT                             AT SOME PARTIES   BETWEEN 26-29.12.-90                                        IT EATS YOUR MOUSE..                    PLAYER 2, PRESS:                         F-1 FOR JOYSTICK       OR               F-2 FOR KEYBOARD       CONTROL....                          ESC FOR EXIT!!!!!!   (TRY IT NOW!!!)                                           INSTRUCTIONS:                            BROWNIES MOVE WITH  TWO STICKS OR WITH STICK AND KEYBOARD. PLAYER 2 CAN CHOOSE    BETWEEN THESE     CONTROL METHODS BY PRESSING F1 OR F2... PLAYER ONE'S STICK  MUST BE CONNECTED    INTO PORT 2...                                            KEYBOARD CONTROL:                         PLAYER TWO CAN     MOVE FROM:                               789   AND FIRE      4 6  COMES FROM     123  RIGHT SHIFT..                                         GAME IS OVER, WHEN        EITHER        PLAYER ONE OR TWO  HAS GOT 10 POINTS...  ON THE LEFT FROM   THE POINTS YOU CAN  SEE HOW MANY BALLS THE BROWNIE CARRYS..WHEN HE HAS NO MORE   MORE BALLS, GET   BACK TO YOUR CASTLE. HAVE A NICE TIME... GAME CODING:          HAZY MIND.....    GRAPHICS:             EXORCIST......      PROBLEM.......      RAINBOW.......    MUSIC:                ALEX..........    ASSISTANT DESIGN:     AMIGAMAN......      DARKIE........      DR.GOLD.......                        GAME TESTING:         DARKIE........      IFFY..........      JEDDIE........      SOME FRIENDS..                       IF MORE BUGS FOUND,  DON'T LET ME KNOW!                            HAZY MIND/      WIZZCAT INT. 1990GREETINGS FLYES TO:   EVERYBODY!!!!      COZ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME NOW, DUDES!!!!!                    SPECIALS TO:          EVERYBODY AT THE        PARTY!!!                          BE GLAD, I COULDN'T GET THERE...........DON'T GET TOO DRUNK                                          IF YOU FEEL WEIRD  TRY TO CONTACT US:                          WIZZCAT HQ                             PO BOX 2286         96201 ROVANIEMI       FINLAND                                       OR TO....                                                              WIZZCAT-FINLAND:                         ILKKA KORHONEN      HAATAJANNIEMI       88490 POHJAVAARA      FINLAND                                                                                                                                  WIZZCAT-SWEDEN:                          SKAFTINGEBACKEN9,   IV TR               16364 SPANGA          SWEDEN                                                                                                                                   WIZZCAT-NORWAY:                          PO BOX 13           2847 KOLBU            NORWAY                                                                                                              SOON TO COME:                              SNOW WAR II     REVENGE OF BROWNIES!                    ASK YOUR NEWS AGENT FOR CLOSER DETAILS.                       RELEASED BEFORE      CHRISTMAS -91                        THAT INTRO-PART FOR THIS GAME IS LAME!!!    92 KB!!!!!!      JOKE? NOOO.......   I HAD ONLY 2 HOURS  TO MAKE IT. SO IN  SUCH A SHORT TIME, IDIDN'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE FONTS AND COUNT  MODULOS AND ALL   THOSE KIND OF THINGS FOR IT............  HI PROBLEM!!!!                          SORRY, THERE ISN'T  YOUR 'END OF GAME'      ANIMATION       IN THIS. I REALLY  DIDN'T HAVE TIME....  THANKS FOR THOSE  GREAT PICS ANYWAY...THANKS ALSO TO:          EXORCIST AND        RAINBOW......                                           DO YOU HAVE DPAINT  ANIMATION REPLAYER OR WHAT EVER IT IS..    IF SO, THEN     PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE SEND IT TO ME..... (ADDRESS IS SAME AS   WIZZCAT HQ.....)                                          I HAVEN'T FOUND ANY BUGS FROM THIS, BUT THERE MIGHT BE SOME FUNNY WITH COLLISIONROUTINES....        IT'S SO FUCKING HARD TO TEST ALL THOSE  COLLISIONS BETWEEN 6 SPRITES. I HAVE TO  'SWAP' THOSE BALL  SPRITES EVERY FRAME TO ENABLE COLLISIONS                      BETWEEN THEM. SO  BALL GETS COLLISION EVERY SECOND FRAME, NOT EVERY FRAME.THATWAS THE RESULT FROM SWAPPING THEM....   THERE MIGHT BE STILLSOME BUG HIDING SOMEWHERE.......        I HOPE THERE'S NOT..                                        OLETKO KOSKAAN JAANY  KIINNI, KUN OOT     RUNKANNU KATEEN     VAATEKOMEROSSA?   -EEEN....            EIKOS OLEKKIN HYVA PAIKKA......                             HAZY MIND STRIKES  WITH ANOTHER BORING AND OLD JOKE........                    90 PROSENTTIA SUOMA- LAISISTA MIEHISTA  MASTURBOI SUIHKUSSA   10 PROS. LAULAA.   TIEDATKOS MITA NE   LAULAA?            -EENPA TAIDA...     JAA...SINAKIN TAIDATKUULUA SIIHEN 90:EENPROSENTTIIN.                                                 HAVE YOU EVER GOT          YOUR         LIP BETWEEN FLICK-  KNIFE'S HANDLE AND  AND BLADE OR HAVE   YOU EVER SPITED TO  YOUR NOSE...?                            WELL, I'VE MADE    THOSE BOTH........                                                                                                                         WIZZCAT  PRODUCTIONS        1990                                                                                        IT EATS YOUR MOUSE..                                                             AND THE WINNER IS:                        PLAYER 1 !!!!!!                       TRY TO IMPROVE            PLAYER 2....                                                                                                                          AND THE WINNER IS:                        PLAYER 2 !!!!!!                       TRY TO IMPROVE            PLAYER 1....