name: Mouseless v0.11 author: Kostas Proitsakis (GUS/Arm's Tech, gusuni@otenet.gr) size: 1292 bytes needs: Arm1, Arthur description: 100% mouse substitute **************************************************************************** The cat is eating my mouse! No, No Kitty... **************************************************************************** Files included in this directory are: Mouseless \ The cat itself ReadMe \ Or don't More.Mouseless! \ Cat's nest More.!TheCat \ The cat in action More.HugeMacros \ This (v0.08) *can* be loaded after Mouseless. ____________________________________________________________________________ 2 key sets: To toggle ON/OFF press one of the [Shift] keys ------------------ (don't keep it pressed). UP I Home LEFT J Delete DOWN K Copy RIGHT L Page Down SELECT F Insert M MENU D Scroll Lock , ADJUST S Page Up . 2 NOTES: a. The sets can be mixed. b. Shift-L + Shift-R = ON 2 reasons why: A mouse is falcon food, not an input device! ------------------ A mouse may be useful, but only for cat food. A small bird or mouse, left on the bed, tells them you care. - A Cat. An elephant is a mouse with an operating system. As alert as a mouse at a cat show. Bad or missing mouse - Boot the Cat (Y/n)? Bad or missing mouse driver. Blame the cat? (y/n) Build a better mouse trap, and you'll have a lot of dead mice around. Build a better mousetrap and along will come better mice. Busier than a one-eyed cat watching 9 mouseholes Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN: Eat mouse instead? (Y/n) Cat ate cheese and waited by mousehole with baited breath Coming real soon - mouse support for Edlin ! Computer work... Putting your mouse to the grindstone. COMPUTERS: How can you respect any machine controlled by a mouse? Do I need a color monitor for my three-button mouse? Do you have a license for that mouse driver? Don't open Windows! My mouse gets a cold if you do. Drag and click? No, drop and point? Damn this mouse business ! Drop the mouse, and step back from the keyboard with your hands up.... DV has a KB mouse: BigFatHairy Deal! Even my mouse has big balls Everytime a mousetrap snaps, an angel is set on fire. Excessive mouse activity detected. Running C:\CAT.EXE Fatal mouse error. (B)ury (R)eplace (G)ive to cat For complete control of your computer...grab the mouse by it's ball. Free cheese is found only in a mousetrap. Have you clicked your mouse today? He who lives by the mouse, dies by the cursor. Help me! Help me! the mouse is out of control Here mousy mousy. Now ware is dat widdle mouse! How can you respect a machine controlled by a mouse? How do I get this mouse to type in the characters? I couldn't do my homework last night because my cat ate my mouse. I did my pushups in the nude, but I didn't see the mouse trap. I feel like a Visitor on the trail of a nice, juicy mouse. I found a mouse in my beer, eh. Keyboard error: Wiggle mouse to continue. Low-class computers come with a rat instead of a mouse. Mickey is a mouse, Pluto is a dog, Donald is a duck, What's Goofey ? Mickey mouse is a rat !!!!!!! My mouse is a member of the Clickey Mouse Club. My mouse is mousier than your mouse. My mouse only has one ball too! New mouse driver costs money! Socialism dead! One mouse to another: "Your pad or mine?" Pentium: A space heater with a mouse. Point click point clic... guess my mouse isn't loaded. Prancy, that's not YOUR mouse! Psychological warfare: Husband: Okay, YOU kill the mouse! RATS - What you say when your mouse doesn't work Remember what the doormouse said. Remember, cat heaven is mouse hell. Remote computing does not mean a mouse with a 9 foot cord. Rusty springs in the mousetrap. Scott talking into mouse: Hello, Computer... So, why don't they make mouse-flavoured cat food? Some girls scream at a mouse, but get in a car with a wolf. Stand back! I've got a mouse and I know how to use it! The 1950's: Ball and chain. - The 1990's: The mouse. The Cat ate cheese & waited by mousehole with baited breath The cats chasing the dog and the mouse is pissed. The early bird gets the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese. The mouse dreams that would terrify the cat. The mouse is mightier than the sword. The wisest man remembers that to catch a mouse you starve a cat. To the old cat, the tender mouse. Trackball: a mouse that went belly up. What happens when you replace your mouse pad with a OUIJA board? What's a 5000 pound mouse say? "Here, kitty, kitty!" When a mouse laughs at a cat, there's a hole nearby. When is a mouse a rat? ... When it eats memory! When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. When the cat and mouse agree, the grocer is ruined When the cat's away, the mouse will get drunk and pick up hookers while (!cat) mouse(play); WinErr 079: Mouse not found-Please click the left mouse button. You can drag a mouse around a pad...but you can't make him click. You can't teach an old mouse new clicks. You said a mouseful! Zap your mouse and put it out of its memory ! 2 people to thank: a. Pervect/Topix for the CC#2, ------------------ b. the rest members of Arm's Tech, c. everybody writing for CC#2, d. everybody voting for CC#2, e. everybody else. ____________________________________________________________________________ Disclaimer ========== This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. ____________________________________________________________________________