Introduction:

On a dark day somewhere in Holland the three biggest weirdo's of the
Dutch scene came together and released an awesome alternative crap
ascii collection. Outside it was thundering and storming but inside
the beer was flying everywhere. Suddenly a large elephant enters the
SMOS ascii centre and our three legendary heroes decide to fuck it
but the elephant said he can only be fucked after viewing a SMOS
alternative ascii collection....... Where the fuck does this story end ?
Who knows ? Just watch and laugh.... And to all you hot shot ascii artists:
HOW ABOUT THIS FOR A BREAKFAST ? It's a hell lot better then egg and bacon.



    <SPOOKY SOUND.VOC>                       .                     .

  .                                   .                                 .
                        .                         <HOWLING WIND.VOC>
         __|_ _
           :                       .                    .            :
.                                                                   _:_
                                                                     |
                      ON THE FIFTEENTH OF FEBRUARY 1997:



                     )
                \/\/>X<\/\/
            ____/ ___~___ \___
           |     |__O|o__|  -.|
           | |_ \    |    /   |
            `---/| .-^-. |\---'
           _____|: |   | :|_____       <--- ApC the mastermind weirdo....
          |     |: |___| .|     |
         -ApC-  /._______ \
               /:    =    .\
               `-----------'

                                                      _____________
                                                      \___________/
                                                     _/   _______ \
                                                    <_   O      .) \
                                                      \______       |
                                                       ______>      |
             Monzter the chaotic weirdo --->          /.:.::.       |
                                                     <.::::::.      |
                                                      \____________/
                                                      /     _  _   \
                                                     |     /  /     |
                                                     |    ||||      |
                                                 __  |______________|
                                                \  \_|   ________   |
                                                 \      /     __/    \
                                                  \____/     <________| =mz=



      .-.          ,,            -.
 .----: '.     -._/Oo\_,-.     ,` ;----.
:         :  .'    ""     `.  ;         :
:         '\`    .    .     '/`         ;
 `------'\.   /          \   ./`------'
          `\,'`\.      ./'`./'
                :   .  :
                ["[21]"]            <--- and Twenty-one the grandad weirdo.
                |      |
                |  ||  |
                |  ||  |
                |  ||  |
                /""\ /""'-.
                `~~' `~~~~'


present a new alternative ascii art collection under the SMOS art label called:



          Conehead                   .
           .    ____________      ...:... . .. .                    :
           :.. //__________//   ...:.:. ___________ __________    ..:..
        . .:.:....\    \..___________: //_____    //________//....:.:
          _:_______\    \//__________ \/   / /   /__\   \_________:
         :    ______\    \   /   /  /  \  /_/   /    \   \         |
         :   //__________// /   /__/   /_______/______\   \ -ApC-  :
         |________________ /   /  /   / __ //____________//________:..
     . ....:...           /___/  /   /  ...   Ascii Art     .......:.:...
           :..:.. .    .....:.../___/...:.:...                       :
              :             :.:.         .:........                  .
                              :           .

          ::::::ThE:::::Of::::::::::::HOW::::fUcK::::eLEpHAnT:!::::::
          ::::::::::aRt::::CrAp:::AnD:::::tO::::::aN:::::::::::::::::




        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                                 //\\
                               //    \\
                              // O  O \\         This is true art.
                               |  |_  |
                               | ____ |
                               |______|-ApC-


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                0  0   O  o  .
                                .
                                 .    toet  toet
                                ===
                                | |      Het mannetje !
                                | |
                             ========
                             |      |
                             |      |
                   \==========================/
                    \========================/
    ''''''''     ''''''''''''   '''''''' ''''''''''''
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''  ''''' [21]


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                   _________________/\_________________
                   \                                  /
                    \________________________________/
                    /     _                    _     \
                   |     (_)        __        (_)     |     fuck off...
                   |               (__)               |
                   |   |__________________________|   |
                  _|__________________________________|_
                 /                                      \
                / /|               =mz=               |\ \
               |  \|                                  |/  |
                \__|__________________________________|__/
                   |                                  |
              _____|                ||                |_____
             /                      ||                      \
             \_____________________/  \_____________________/


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                             ____----____
                            // _  "" _  \\
                           /  /_\   /_\   \
                          /  /_O_\_/_O_\   \     bleeeeeeerrrgghh !
                         / ______/ \_______ \
                         \ \ || /===\ ||  / /
                         /  \ .   __     /   \
                         ____\       .  /_______
                        \     \_|_||_|_/  ::;;;/
                         \              :;;;;;/
                          \           ;;;;-ApC-
                           \         .....


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


Snel wegwezen jongens !!___
  BLEEP BLEEP              |
                       ,-------------.
 (  (   (    (     (  [[] [] [ ] [] []]
                      /------\ /------\
                     /  ""  / /   ""  /
                         ::       ::
                         ::       ::              BOEHOOEEEE !
                       ::       ::       ___  ___/
                                        {-_-}.
               ..       ..               ; '  '.
                                         ' ' \_:_/
                                               :
..       ..                                   ; ;   [21]

                      Het E.T.-mannetje


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                          \\\\\\\///////
                           |.(_o\ /o_).|
                           |:::::O:::::|
                           |`:|_____|:'|      Steal my motor huh?
                           |_:::::::::_|
                            | `:::::' |
                           /   `:::'   \
                          | |    `    | |
                          | |_________| |
                           \|         |/
                            |    |    |
                         ___|    |    |___
                         \______/ \______/   =mz=


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____

                                   o
                                  /      O
                                  \       \
                                   \______/
                                  _|      |
                                 | | o  O |       Oink
                               .-| | |  | |       Oink !
                               | | |  |_| |
                              _| | |______|
                             | | |________|
                            /| |_________|
                           / |__________|
                          /       /   /    -ApC-
                         /  /  / /   /
                        /  /  /     /
                          /    /
                         /

        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____



                             ;""""'
                             [  O O    <----- Het opblaasmannetje
                              \ _o/
                            \__M__/
                             __M__

                                           [21]

        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____

                       ________________
                      /  __        __  \
                     /  (  )      (  )  \
                    |    ) O\    /O (    |
                    |   (____)  (____)   |
                    |        ____        |      Hi, would you care for a drink?
                    |   __  (_)(_)       |
                    |  (  \_________     |
                     \  \___________)   /
                      \________________/
                             _||_
                             ||||
                             `||'    =mz=
                             _||_


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____

                                     ?
                                ________
                               / _    _ \
                              | : :  :o: |
                              |  =    -  |
                              |   /      |
                              |  /        \
                              |  \_/    /\ \
                              |  _     /  \ \
                               \______/    > \__
                                          /_\ \/
                                            |  |
                                           ""  ""  -ApC-


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                                    ....
                               {___:____:___}
                                   | ~- |
                                  [| OO |]            you've got 2 secs pal.
                                   | -- |
                             ______,\__/.______
                           .' ___          ___ `.
                          / /`   `\ .  . /'   '\ \
                          | |      |    |      | |
                         /'-|     ,=<()>=.     |-'\
                         `\     O:        :O     /'
                                {:   ,.   :}
                                 :   ::   :
                                 : - :: - :
                                 :   ::   :
                                 :___;:___:
                                  | |  | |
                                */"";  ;""\*   [21]
                                ~~~~~  ~~~~~


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                        ______               ______
                       /      \             /      \
                      /        \           /        \
                     (__________)         (__________)
                      \  (__)  /     |     \  (__)  /
                       \______/    _/ \_    \______/
                                  /     \        /\            No comment...
                                 /       \      (__)
                                (_________)          /\
                                                    (__)
                                ___________


                                                              =mz=
        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____

                                       /
                                       \\
                                      ////
                                     \\\\
                           __     ___////___
        Like my hair ?    |. |___/ __    __ \    __
                          |: ___  /  \  / o\ \__|  |
                          |__|  \ \O /  \  / ___  :|
                                 \ \/    \/ /   |__|
                                 /    /     \
                                /    /      .\
                            ___/     \     ::/___
                           /   \        / .:/    --
                          /     \    __/  ./       \
                          \   /  \________/    \   /
                           \  \                /  /
                            \  \                 /
                             \                  /
                              \                /  -ApC-

        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____

                                      |
                                      |
                                      |           no life...
                                     _Q_
                                    | | |
                                    | | |
                                    "| |"
                                     | |
                                     / \  [21]

        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                                    ???????
                                   ?????????
                                  ???     ???
                                 ???  o o ????
                                 ???   v   ???
                                  ?    o   ?      oops..
                                   `.     .'
                                     `===='
                                     |    >
                                     |  | |
                                     |  | |
                                    /    \|
                          ppfffft  /      |
                                  /       |
                                 <________|     =mz=

        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                                  ...::::..
                                ."     .:::".
                               ::..__---__|:::
                               `::.\ O o / ..'
                                `_ _\ \ /__ '
                                 /   \+/   \
                                | |(.) (.)| \
                                | |       | /
                                |_|___-__/ /
                                /\/////\\\/\\
                               ////////\\\\\\\
                                  | |  | |
                                __| |  | |__
                               `----'  `----' -ApC-
                           splotsz guard number one

        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                                   /`\____/'\
                                   `\ O.O  /`
                                    (_____ :         WOEF ?
                                     -----';
                                     `---, |
                                         | |
                              [21]   .--'"""`--.


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                                 _________
                          |||   / __   __ \   |||
                         |||| /' (  ) (  ) `\ ||||
                         \__/~\  |_o|_|o_|  /~\__/     what is this ?
                          ||   | _  (_)  _ |   ||
                          ||   |( \_____/ )|   ||
                          ||   | \_| | |_/ |   ||
                          | \   \__|   |__/   / |
                           \ \__|  `---' |___/ /   =mz=


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                           _                     _
                          / |\                 /| \
                          \   |_______________|   /
                           \  / ___        ___   /
                            |/ / O \  /\  / O \ \|
                             \ \    \    /    / /         I AM NOT !
                              \ \  /__/\__\  / /
                          _____\ \/ \    / \/ /____
                         |      \    \../    /     |
                         |      /\    \/    /\     |
                         |     /.:     /\   :.\    |
                         |    /.:   ( / / )  :.\   .
                         |    \______ \/ ______/
                         :-ApC-      \  /
                         .            ||
                                      ||


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                                 ..,,',
                                :   ~ ~
                               {    O.o                Now pay
                                |   ,-,       .        attention to me...
                                |  ; Q ;      |
                                | ,-\_/       |>>
                               /"""\         /
                             / |   | \      /
                           /   |   |  \____/
                          "\   |   |
                            \  |   |
                             \ |   |
                            __}|   |
                               ::[]:
                               :   :
                               : | :
                               : | ;
                               : | :
                               : | :
                              /~":~~"-_   [21]
                             ~~~~ ~~~~~

        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____

                             ______________
                            /   _      _   \
                           (   (0)    (0)   )
                            \     (oo)     /
                            /|    ____    |\
                           / |   (    )   | \
                          /   \   )  (   /   \    OENGA OENGA BOENGA AHAHA HAGA
                         |     | (____) |     |
                         |      \______/      |
                        /|   | .        . |   |\
                       | |   |            |   | |
                       | |   |            |   | |
                       | |   |\____._____/|   | |
                      /|||   |            |   |||\
                        /||||\            /||||\ =mz=


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                             ##################
                          #######################
                         ######:#####  ############
                         #####:#  ===.  .===  ######
                        #####:#   __      __   #:###         Angus Young
                        ####:##  (O .)  (. O)   #::##        from AC/DC !
                        ####:#            _     ##::##
                       ###### /     /     \     # #:###
                        ####:|     /__o_o__\     ##:###
                         ###:|       :::::      ####:##
                    .-----#-:|    -_________-   ######----.
                    |        /       .:::.      : ##:#    |
                    |        `------------------# ##:#    |
                    |      /         / * \       # #      |
                    |     |         / * * \         |     |
                    |     |        / * * * \        |     |
                    |     |       /_________\       |     |
                    |                               |     | -ApC-


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____

                                    _
                                  /'/'
                                 ; :       __
                                 : `\    /'  ',
                                  `\ `\/' /'`-'       THE FUCKING JOKER!
                                :`"`=O--O='"':
                                 `\,      ./'
                                _.-| :__; |-._
                              /`  .`\    /',  '\
                             ;  ,/   `--`   \.  :
                             : : :`""""""""': : :
                             : : `.        .' : :
                             : :.  :  ..  :  .: ;
                              `~~' :  ::  : `~~'
                                   :  ::  :
                                   :__::__:
                                 .-'  ||  `-.
                                 ~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                     [21]

        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                             _____          _____
         will you marry me? /    O\        /o    \   no i hate you !
                           (   \___)      (_.     )
                            \_____/        \_____/
                             |   |          |   |
                             | | |         (  | |
                             | | |          | | |
                             | @ |          | @ |
                             |_ _|          |___|
                             | | |         /__ __\
                            _|_|_|_       __| | |__
                           |___|___|     /__/\|/\__\ =mz=


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                                           .
                                 .        :
                                  :  .   :
                                 _::::::::_
                              __|  :    :  |__            no comment
                             |_| (O)|::|(o) |_|
                         ______/|  |:[]:|  |\______
                        /   __/  ""::::::""  \__   \
                       /   |  \     " _"     /  |   \
                       |   |   \_#___#___#__/   |   |
                       |   |                    |   |
                       |   |    S T O N E D !   :   |
                       |                        .   | -ApC-


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                            _            _
                           | `\        /' `\
                    _       `\ `\    /' /'-'     _
                 __; `\     ;'   ~\/~   `,     /` ;__          SJIT !
               ,`   `  `-.__|   O    o   |__.-'  '   ',
                \___        `\          /'        __,/
                    '\__   __ `\/~~~~\/' __   _,/`
                        `-' /  `\____/'  \ `-'
                          ,'              `,
                          ;          ,     :
                         _:      '  `       ;_
                       ,`                     ', [21]


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____



                               ____________
                              /   _    _   \
                             (   (p)  (q)   )
                              |     (      |         The cool guy....
                              |   ______/  |
                              |            |
                              |     ==     |
                               \__________/
                                    ||
                                  __||__
                                 |      |
                                 |_||||_|
                                   _||_    =mz=


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                               __________
                              || __  __ |
                             ||: \/  \/ ||
                             |:|   ==   |:|
                             ||| \/\/\/ ||:
                              |:\__  __/||
                               :|  ||   |
                                ;  ||   :
                                   ||
                                   ||  //
                              \\   || //
                               \\  ||//
                                \\ ||/
                                 \\||
                                  \||
                                   ||  I'm TomTom La Tulipe
                                   ||
                                   ||
                                   |\
                            -ApC-  |/

        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                                     ?

                               |~~~~~~~~~~~|
                               | "  ~      |_
                              /' O  o        }
                            /___________    /
                             " " ,------'  |
                                 | .  .    |
                                  \::::_/  |
                                   ::::""""""'.
                                    ::  21  :  ;
                                     ;______:  ;
                                     /      \ .'
                                     :       :"
                                      : : : :
                                      : : : :
                                    ,/""| |""\,
                                    ~~~~~ ~~~~~

        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                               \\\\\//////
                               /         \
                              (   O   O   )         YAK !
                               |    o    |
                               |  )---(  |
                                \_______/
                                 ___|___
                                /       \
                              /' /|   |\ `\
                              \  \|___| `\ `\
                               `\_|   |   `\//\
                                  | | |
                                __| | |__       .:.
                          =mz= (____|____)    .::::::.


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____



                                 .######.
                                _/-0--0-\_        I've got balls
                               |_  /\/\  _|
                                 \ \_=/ /
                                __\ -- /__
                               / /  /   \ \
                               \/   :    \ \
                                \   .    /=/
                              __/___/\___\__
                             |              |
                             |+  DYNAMITE  +|
                             |______________| -ApC-


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                                 ....::::::,.
                            .:::::::::::
                        ,---:  .     o  .     Rock & Roll
                        |    ______________     Baby !!
                         `-, `\       " "
                           |   `-------,
                           |   ,------'
                           |   |
                           |   |
                         /'^^^^^`\         [21]


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


               ________________
              /     __  __     \
             |     (_o><o_)     |            BLOCKHEAD ?
            /|       /  \       |\
           ((|      (____)      |))
            \|    \________/    |/
              \________________/
                 __| |  | |__
                (_____)(_____) =mz=



        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                              _______________
                             /       .       \
                            /   ___  |  ___   \         CALI-FUCKING-MERO!
                           / .---__  |  __---. \
                          /  \ .o. /===\ .O. /  \
                         /____\ _ /  _  \ _ /____\
                             __\  ._____   /__
                            /  /\_________/\  \
                           /  /     //      \  \
                           \ /      \\       \ /
                            |       //       |/
                           _|________________|__
                         //______/      /______//  -ApC-


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____



                               ;:            :
                               . `:..  "   .'
                                 |   ``  '',       Bor de wolf !
                                  \__o/"\o/
                                   | \    \
                                   |  `\ ..\
                                   |   \""""
                                  .'    "::'
                                    [21] ;'


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____



                   __________
               (^\/<(O>/\<O)>\/^)
                \___  <__>  ___/             CHIP THE DOG !
                    \  __  /
                     \_  _/
                       \ \_______./'
                       (_..____..)
                        _||   _||  =mz=


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____



                                ______________
                               /              \
                               \              /
                         _______\____________/_________
                                 :::::::::::::o:
                               ::::    :::: ::::::
                              :o:: O  ::::   ::::::
                              ::::   ::::  O :::::::
                               :::: ::: ::  :::::::
                             ___:::::::::::::::::_
                            /  _  ::::: :::::: _  \
                           /  / |::::    :::::| \  \
                          /  /  | ::::o:::::  |  \  \
                          \  \  |   :::::O    |  /  /
                           \  \ |             | /  /
                            \  \|___   _______| \_/  Scatman John !
                             \/\\  /  / \  \
                                  /  /   \  \
                                 /  /     \  \
                                 \  \      \  \__
                                  \  \      \   /
                       -ApC-       \_/       \_/


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____



                                            .~~~.
                                            | Oo|
                             _/'\ __        |  .|
                           /'   /'  `--,___/' |""
                         /|\    ;            /'
                                `\          ,'
                                  |"|"""|"|"
                                 _| |_ _| |_

                         [21]   LAMA FOR LIFE !


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____



                                ?
                                     ?
                    ______________
                  _/              \_    ?        I can't read !
                _/     ___  ___     \_
               /   /\ (   \/   ) /\   \
               `\  \ \_\_O/\O_/_/ /  /'
                 \  \|_        _|/  /
                 (   __)      (__   )
                  \  __)      (__  /
                   \___)      (___/
                     |__________|
                   ___/   /\   \___
             :::::/      |::|      \:::
              :::(_______/::\_______)::::
               :::::::::::::::::::::::::::: =mz=


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____




                              ..@@@@@@@@@@@@
                           ::@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                          ::@@:. __ _____  @@@@
                           \                 /@         Fuck it.
                            \  .O.    .o.   / @
                       ______\    /  \     /______
                      |       /  /____\   \       |
                      |   /  /             \  \   |
                      |   :  \:: ______    /  :   |
                      |   :   \::.        /   :   |
                      |   :    \:________/    :   |
                      |                           | -ApC-


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                                  MAUUW ?

                                 |\...../|
                                 [ . v . ]
                                  """|"""
                                    .|.
                                   ::|::
                                 .;:-"-::.
                                '""     ""`
                                               [21]


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


    __________ ________                       ___________
   (___       )____  __)   oooooooooo      __(_        __)___     _________
     (__          _)__)  .$$$$$$$$$$$$.   (_____          ___)___(_       _)_
    (_____________)     .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.    (______________)    ___)_       _)
                        $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$              (___________)_________)
       .$$$$$$$.        $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
      .$$$$$$$$$.       $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$                            .ooooo.
     .$$$$$$$$$$$.      $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$                           .$$$$$$$.
    .$$$$$$$$$$$$$.     $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$                 .$$$$.   .$$$$$$$$$
    `oooo $$$$$$$$$     `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$'                .$$$$$$.  $$$$$$$$$$
   .$$$$$$.$$$$$$$'      `$$$$$$$$$$$$'                 $$$$$$$$  $$$$$$$$$$
   $$$$$$$$ $$$$$'        `$$\$$$$/$$'                  $$$$$$$$  `$$\$|$$$
   $$$$$$$$ $$$$'           `$\||/$'     do it to me!   `$$$$$$'    `\||$$'
   `$$$$$$'||                  ||                        `$$$$'       ||$'
    `$$$$' ||                  ||____      ____           `$$'        ||
      ||   ||                  |/  o |_  _| o  \           ||         ||
      ||   ||   _______________/   ____)(____   \__________||___      ||
      ||   ||  / /  /  /  /  /    <__      __>    \  \  \  \  \ \     ||
      ||   || <                  _  _)    (_  _  _  _  _  _  _   >    ||
------||---||--`\_)\_)\_)\_)\_)\_)\_)------(_/(_/(_/(_/(_/(_/(_/'-----||--=mz=



        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____



                              :::::::::
                           ::::::: _   :           I FUCKING GIVE UP !
                          :::::     \ /
                           :::   ( O o)_____
                          :::               `---.
                          . :    .  .-----------'
                            :    .. \__
                            . |   ____/
                              |  |
                              |  |   -ApC-


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                                    ,,
                                 .='00=.     BOE !
                                 |   o |
                                 ' _||_`   [21]


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                  _____________________________
                 /                             \
                /              _/\_             \
               /              <_><_>             \
     _________/                 \/                \__________
    (________________________________________________________)
               /      ______    __    ______      \
            _ |  ____/      \  /  \  /      \____  | _
           ( \|_/   |    _   |------|   _    |   \_|/ )
            \_      |   (0)  ||    ||  (0)   |      _/
              `\     \______//      \\______/     /'   Billy the fuck !
                |           (o)____(o)           |
                |        ________________        |
                `\      / \/   \/   \/   \      /'
                  |    |                  |    |
                  `|    \__/\____/\___/\_/    |'
                   `\                        /'
                     |        ------        |
                     `\____________________/'
                             _|\__/|_
                      .___  /        \  ___.
                         \)=\/|    |\/=(/
                              |----|
                            _/  /\  \_
                           (___|  |___) =mz=


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                                 ______
                                {      }
                               {        }
                       _______{__________}_______
                           \|   []     []  |/            ROCKS !
                             |      =     |
                              | /\/\/\/\ |
                             / ::\/\/\/:: \
                            /    ::::::    \
                           /       ::       \
                           |    -zz--top--   |
                        ___|                 |___
                       {____________|____________}  -ApC-


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                                     .~`
                                    {`OO'}       Do the SMOS jive !
                                    /  o
                                 .-'-. "
                             ~;_/`\_/'\_.^`
                                  | \
                                  |  |
                                .`"  "'.   [21]
                               ~~~~  ~~~~

        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                                 !!!!!!!
                                {  O O  }      non-comprendo
                                 |  '  |
                               .-| """ |-.
                               :  `----' |
                               |  -ApC-  |


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____



                                     ,`~oo~         I'm a chicken.
                               ,--.  :   <\
                             ,`    `.; ,' `'
                             `.       ,'
                               `|`|'``
                               _| |_   [21]


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____



                                ____________
                               /   \\\///   \           The ugly....
                          ____/  /\  \/  /\  \____
                          \  -  : o:    :O :  -  /
                           \/    `'  _   `'    \/
                           /        (_)         \
                          /     `__________/     \
                          |______________________|  -ApC-


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                            _            _
                           | `\        /' `\
                   _        `\ `\    /' /'-'     _
                 /' `\,      ;   ~\/~   `,     /` '\
                `,     `----|   O    .   |----'    ,'  Me hungry !
                /           `\          /'         \
                `,   _________`\      /'______      ;
                  `-'       / `\`""""'/' \    `\,_./
                          ,'    `~~~~'    `,
                          ;                :
                         _:                ;_
                       ,`  ,'"`,.,,..,.'";   ',
                        \\\               `///   [21]

        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                               _
                      _       ( )
                     ( )       \\
                     //         \\
                    //          //
                    \\  _____  //
                     \\/     \//           Out of my way.
                      \ (. .) /
                      |   _   |
                       \      /
                       / :::  \
                      /________\
                          ||
                          //     \/
                     \/_  \\     //
                       \\__\\___//
                        `--/\\\-'
                            // \\
                           //   \\
                        ___//    \\
                                  \\___  -ApC-



        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____



               ..
                 :          A fish called SMOS !
                  :
                 .:
                ::                         ...=
               ::::                  ` ~  ;  =
         .    ::::/:    ,           ,O:O::::::::.          .==
          "==::O::o::=="           ;:::::':::::::::        .=
             ;;;;;;;;             "'''''  ::::::::::..    .
             """"""""                   .:::::::::::::::.
             ,,,,,,,,            ";;;;"::::::::::::       .=
              ||||||                :::::::::::::          .==
               ||||                       :. =
                ""                          :.=   [21]


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                       /   /
                       \   \  /
                      __/___\_\__   
                     / ___       |  Sphinx smos !
               _____/.)       _  |
              |_-________    _} /
                   _..___\      |
                  /_______      |___________________________
                         |      '                           |
                         |        /    .            /     | |
                  ______ :___    /     |  _________|      | |
                 /_____________________| /________________|| -ApC-
                                                           |
                                                           '

        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____



                 |` .        _/^\_        . '|
                 |    :. . /'  :  `\ . .:    |
                  |        ` .   . '        |
                   |    ,\     "     /.    |
                    `\ | . \."""""./ + | /'
                      | \_ /       \ _/ |
                       \  |   o o   |  /
                        |  \       /  |
                         \  !"""""!  /
                          | !.... ! |
                           \,""""",/
                             \:::/
                              :::
                              `;'
                              |"|
                              | |
                             /` '\
                            |     |
                            |_____|   [21]

                     The Mad-cow Dissease
                      on sunday-morning

        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                  ,--,
     [21]       /`_  oo
           _,,/`/` `\  \           Father and son ???
         /`     `\   `"'
       /'         :\
     /' `:.     .:  `\ __
    `'  /``| | |'     `  '
       `,  | | |         ,-.
      *-'  | | |    *   ; OO_
           ~~.~~,   `\,_//---'
         ;`  :  ',.   ; _`,
         ~~~^`~^~~~'  "' `"

        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


          ___            ___
        /`:';`\        /':`;`\
       ';      `\/~~\/'      ;`
         '\___./' 00 `\.___/`
               "/^\/^\"
                `\__/'
         ,,/      ""      \,,       Ini-mini-mouse !
            \     ||     /
             `--_/""\_--'
                /`  '\
               (______)
                 :: ::
                 :: ;;
               ,/""/"",   [21]
               ~~~~`\_|

        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____



                ..::;.
               .:'   `:            ;'`'`'`;        Don't speak !
               [`     |            : -  ~ |
               :|  `Oo'            [ o  O ]
              ;:|   . |            |   _  |
             ,::|  ,--'            |____  |
             ::::  |                  |   |
              :;'~~~\               ,-"""""-.
               `     }              ;       ; [21]

        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                               .------.
                           .-,/    " " \,-.
                           |       0 0    |   The monkey man !
                           `\       ^    /'
                             `\     _   |
                               | \_____/'
                               |    , | [21]


        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____


                            ..          ..
                           ;  """"""""""  :
                         __:              ;__
                        (                    )
                         `\      O  +      /'
           _______________/'               `\_______________
         /'             .'     /`-__-'\      `.             `\
       .'               ;     |________|      :               `,
       |                :     |        |      ;                |
       |                `     `\______/'      '                |
       |                 `.     `-__-'      ,'                 |
       |                   ` .           . '                   |
       |                      `-._____.-'                      | [21]

     22222   777777   33333    00000    66666    33333         88888
    2     2      7   3     3  0    00  6        3     3       8     8
        22      7       333   0  0  0  666666      333   000   88888
      22       7     3     3  00    0  6     6  3     3       8     8
    2222222   7       33333    00000    66666    33333         88888



        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____



                          >>>>>>>>>>
                         / o   O   /        What's up with that ?
                          \ /      \
                          | ..'  /\ \
                          |     /  \ \
                          |_()_/    \ \  __/
                                     \ \/
                                    __\ \___/\
                                   /   \/     \
                                       /
                                       \
                                       /                                   ____
        _________________________   -ApC-        ____________             /   /
 ____ //_______    _    /  /    /_______________/   ________/____________/   /
/ ___________/    /____/       /   ____________/   ________/       /        /
            /    /  /    /    /   ________/   /    |      /  /    /   /    /
     ______/____/__/    /____/    |      /   /___________/  /____/   /    /
   /___________________/    /___________/ -ApC-/___________/  /__________/



        _____ ______________________________________
________________________________________________   /___________________________
                                               /____________________ _____



                      __ ___ _ ___  _   _     _
                     _)      __
   conehead         |        \/
           _______  |  ______  ______    ______        _______
          |  ____/__.__\     \/     /____\__  /____   |  ____/__
   _    --`-----,   |        \/     \      /      / --`-----,       _
   \\ \_       /  __|________/      _\____________\_       /  ___/ //
        \________/  .       /_________\             \________/ imd
                    |
                    |_                                 ascii art division
                      )_ ____ __ ____  ___ _   _     _



It's the end dudes.... Hope you all enjoyed this shit. We certainly
enjoyed making it ! hehe This colly will remember us spending hours and
hours sitting in this boring room at college with nothing else to do then
trade and make ascii's ! :)

All art was made by Monzter, Twenty-one and -ApC- from SMOS ! The smos
logo above was made by Insane Madman.
The shit was put together by -ApC who's typing this shit now.

We wanted to release this pack earlier but because of many delays and
alot of other shit we couldn't get it finished before now.

l8rs,

-ApC- : A Perfect Craziness / SMOS coordinator.

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We had to listen to alot of music during the creation of this pack, music
like: DEFTONES, SLAYER, VENOM, ZZTOP, MOTORHEAD, KORN, CROWBAR, DOWN,
SOD, MOD, BACH, AC/DC, PARADISE LOST, THIN LIZZY, IRON MAIDEN, METALLICA,
DISMEMBER, THE EXPLOITED, MINISTRY, WARGASM, NORMAAL, SEPULTURA, NIRVANA,
FIGHT, JUDAS PRIEST, MARCO BORSATO, GEORGE THOROGOOD, GUNS AND ROSES, SIX
FEET UNDER, DEICIDE, TOM PETTY and alot of other shit...
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Greetings to: Hurrican (thanx for the dedication !), E., my neighbours,
              Sectorcharger (howdy LAMA), Taz devil (long time no chat),
              Insane Madman (thanx for the ascii), Squizzy (Howdy), Philix,
              Squadron, Poison, 2 Stoned, Sal1, Muad'dib, Germanator, Loppy,
              Stormtrooper, Stephanie 'porno' king, Black hell, Devil's eye,
              Santa (keep on supplying), Blackhawk, Tomtom, Liberator, nl1nwj,
              Stormtrooper, Sysopkiller, Axeblade, Fireflood, Zack, Alien A,
              nl0mar, nl0jac, nl1vhp, nl0rbs, cb1kwz, Satan's Fire, Zen, Zenke,
              Papa, Alphatron and all i've forgotten and all ascii artists.


REMEMBER THAT METAL RULES ! FUCK HOUSE FUCK HIP HOP, FUCK RAVE, FUCK GABBER,
FUCK TRANCE, DUCK DISCO, FUCK HARDCORE, FUCK OPERA, FUCK COMMERCIAL SHIT.


                    __.--.
             |_._|-'  _.  `\
            /`. .'\.-'  `\  `-.
            `\   /'       `-.  `.
              "Y"            ;  :
   ---`.             __     /    \      __             .'---
   `    \___/`._ _.-'  `\_/`      '\__/'  `-._ _.'\___/     '
    `.      `\  `   .                      .  '   /'     .'
      \./      __.-' ;                     :`-.__     \./
         `.  .'     /                       \    `.  .'
            '      `                         '     `    .
                   `._                      .'        /`|
                       `                   '        /`  |
                      `                    `.      `-.._|
                     `     .--.       '\     `,    / /  `
                     `    '    `     '  `-.    -.-'.'
                     `   '      `   `      `--.___.'
                   _'   '      '   '
                 ''    |      `    `
               ~~~~  ~~~      `\   `. [21]
                                `))))

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             C O N E H E A D   S M O S   G A M E S   M E M B E R S  

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                         * SmoZZeboS, -ApC-, Hurrican *

              TomTom La tulipe, Monzter, Alien A, Squadron, Poison,
           Stormtrooper, Twenty-one, Sir Whatley, Philix, Miss Misty,
    2 stoned, Chester Cheetah, Gebr. Temmes, Stephanie 'Porno' King, Santa,
             Blackhawk, Liberator, MACKer MD-90's, Zenke & Samick.                


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         C O N E H E A D   S M O S   G A M E S   B B S   S Y S T E M S  

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                  * CALL THE SMOS OFFICIAL WHQ - EXOGROOVE! *
                   <>  +31-(0)71-5316805 SYSOP: HURRICAN  <>

             * CONNECT RISE OF HELL THE EUROPEAN HEADQUARTERS *
               <> +31-(0)40-2070007 SYSOP: SQUADRON/POISON <>
                       <> +31-(0)40-2070008 (ISDN) <>

         * GIVE A RING TO TECHNODROME THE SMOS DANISH HEADQUARTERS *
                       <> +45-CHANGED!! SYSOP: PHILIX <>

      * KICK THE DOOR AND CALL TRAPDOOR THE SMOS SWEDISH HEADQUARTERS *
                        <> +46-47812728 SYSP: SAMICK <>

           * GIVE A CALL TO PUBLIC HANGING - A SMOS MEMBER BOARD ! *
                    <> +31-(0)547-261154 SYSOP: 2 STONED <>

        * VISIT THE NORTHPOLE AND CALL SANTA'S - A SMOS MEMBER BOARD ! *
                      <> +31-(0)595-552780 SYSOP: SANTA <>

    LEAVE MAIL TO SMOZZEBOS IF YOU WANNA BE LISTED HERE TOO WITH YOUR BBS !

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 Contact smos by writing an Email to Monzter@eol.nl or leave a message to
 ApC, Hurrican or Monzter at any bbs in Holland.


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: /    ____/    /_/____/  /    /    ____/ |
|/____/   /    /    /_________/____/      |
|_______ /____/ _conehead smos ascii art__|
presents a new alternative ascii collection
called: THE ART OF CRAP AND HOW TO FUCK AN
ELEPHANT ! By -ApC-, Monzter and Twenty one
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