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No be pc-fooooooooooooooooooooooooooools. | | | | Our oh-so-elite party-group is: lAGERS, dEMOLEE, pSYKO, | | aRTISTI, hYPNO, wREC, eIBON | | and of course fOLAR & bOhEmE | | | | Extra-special-greetings-for 'zOLTRiX' - that old dude who | | gave us a lot of beers in the middle of the city of Lahti! | | We do love you :) | | | | We got lost in the GREAT city of Lahti. We rule.. but thanks | | go to ARTISTI for letting us use his A4000/060 for this crap | | ascii-making-frenzy. We love you too! ;) | | | | This year's BEST collection came out just a while ago. Mark | | Ryder's latest colly was unfuckingbelievable. You are one | | piece of work Mark. We love you! :) | | | | As you might have noticed - we're VERY drunk :) | | (although, I (bOhEmE), type very well while under influence | | of several alcoholic drinks - don't I ppl on #amielite?-)) | | | | We love you ppl on #amielite :) | | | | It's only 18.00 o'clock and we're still quite ok.. eh? :) | | | | Wise-k: no Finnish so far.. happy ? :)) | | | | fOLAR has his new deodorant with him - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh! | | He sure smells like a gigolo.. woooooooooooooooooooooooow! | | | | Here's some source-code from bOhEmE in asm: | | | | move.w d6(a1) | | let.c a1 | | rgs | | move.l huoran(penikka) | | let.w penis | | release style | | | | Please, let me know if there's any bugs in it.. ok ? :) | | | | The organizers rule: we got all our bOOZe inside! Hahaha... | | fuck them.. I'm (bOhEmE) drinking a beer right now and fOLAR | | is taking a leak:) | | | | One organizer just STOLE my beer.. fuck him, altough there | | wasn't too much left in the can. Fuckers. - bOhEmE | | | | You should drink Pirtu like me.. Idiot..:).. Much easier.. | | - fOLAR | | | | Hmm.. Wait for my upcomin collection SE-MIND2.TXT aka Mind | | Mind Playing Tricks On Me - Part II.. It will be out on the | | market next weekend.. It will contain over 100 request from | | all you punks out there.. - fOLAR | | | | Interview with the lovely ladies of Etelä-Suomen Sanomat: | | Their names are: Riia and Tuija.....::::::::.....::.....::. | | | | 1. Miksi te teette haastettelua täällä? | | (Why are you doing an interview here?) | | | | - Because we like money, each other, and computer nerds. | | | | 2. bOhEmE&fOLAR&dEMOLEE: "Are we nerds?" | | | | - Dear boHeMeETc... Don't take this personal, please, even | | if we do. | | | | 3. Please, define your views on us ? | | | | - Sanna, if you are reading this, remember that these guys are| | drunk. DRUNK. Anyway, they are very gourmand, lucidrous and | | somewhat destitute in their efforts of making loathing. | | |_ | Comment from bOhEmE and fOLAR: "I wonder where they learned /_. | all those weird and difficult words. They must have read their | | parents' English dictionarys quite well. No more on that subject | | .__| | Comment from Riia ja Tuija: Dictionaries, right? | | | | 4. So, I think that reply is enough, eh? Let's continue with | | our mighty interview. Next question: "What do you think of | | guys who use computers - in general?" (and yes, we do | | repeat ourselves - a bad habit?) | | | | - Well, computers should be used mainly in Finnish-Swedish | | societies to produce a better... All right! I just kind of | | you know, like, hate guys in general. Computers are allright| | | | 5. We wonder, how come you hate us? Guys I mean. Aren't we so | | so cute and such? Uhm. So it has nothing to do with the | | machines, it's just US. Hmm. So is our GENDER wrong?????? | | We didn't have any choice, you know? | | | | - Where have learnt to type so fast? | | - bOhEmE: Where have you LEARNED THAT English ? Uh oh. | | I just type fast, is that a problem? | | | | - NO. I just think so well, should we say in a very lucid | | style. Tuija has left her boy friend by the way. Sanna, | | I really do hate lots of people. | | | | - Ppl-hater. Wow. Let's give the keyboard to fOLAR to continue| | on this subject: "My gf left me two weeks ago!". | | dEMOLEE: "+358-(0)9-7735485 (33.6k)" (Sanna can call also | | and other GIRLS too) (bOhEmE: "Uh oh:)" | | | | Let's get on WITH our INTERVIEW, shall we? | | | | 6. So guys with computers are as hateable as guys WITHOUT | | those freaking stupid machines. | | | | - Guys with or without computers usually show an amazing lack | | of computer skills. | | | | - So you must know a LOT about ascii-codes, gfx, raytracing | | and other creative work on computers. I better not ask you | | anything about 'em 'cause I might humiliate myself. Ok. | | | | 7. So. It's just us guys. We suck in general? | | | | - Alluding to the comment above, I would like to answer. | | No, would you like to teach me everything you know? | | | | - Tuija continues on that matter: We prefer men. | | | | - Me (bOhEMe and I guess fOLAR) must agree with Tuija, but | | if Riia wants to LEARN everything we are MORE then willing | | to help. We need more skillfull PEOPLE in the scene. So no | | problem there. And you should notice: we treat ppl in the | | scene EQUAL. It's all about their skills.. | | | | 8. What brings the words: "CNCD, VIRTUAL DREAMS and NOON" in | | to yer pretty minds? | | | | - Those words are usually formed in the upper cavity of brain.| | Sorry, I guess I "slightly" misunderstood your wonderful | | question there. CNCD stands for the Cyber Nerds Cicling in | | the Dirt. Virtual dreams would be something to do with our | | daily imaginetive thoughts about men who like girls more | | than VIrtual reality. Noon = 12 o'clock. | | | | - This girls seems to know a LOT about the scene. But we are | | not to blaim her. I just BLAME the ORGANIZER who just took | | my glass of beer. Hmm. But he returned the glass. Stupid | | baboon. Now I can fill it up again. These parties are | | getting worse year by year. | | | | 9. What would you like to ask US? If we had nothing to do with | | these damn computers? Imagine. | | | | - So do you know anything about computers? | | | | - dEMOLEE answers this: "well, i think that is a stupid ques- | | tion b'coz we didn't want answer any computer related ques- | | tion, but if you really want my answer you can call to my | | board "MOS!EiSLEY +358-(0)9-77354485 (24h ja 33.6k) so so so| | Riia and Tuija can call if they only have modems, which I | | doubt... So tell me your next question, and call my board! | | | | 10. So, Sanna how are you doing? Thank you for the letter. | | | | - I think this question is a BIT personal^inside and I can't | | quite get it. Mais dEMOLEE, il parle beaucoup de l'espaniol.| | Riia aussi parle francais, c'est n'est pas possible. | | | | - dEMOLEE has a a comment on this subject: "nosiis, vittu en- | | hän mä mitään ranskaa, tai muutakaan ymmärrä mutta toi Riia | | on ihan Winona Ryderin näköinen.. Whoooooo-aaaaaaaah... | | | | 11. bOhEmE and fOLAR are wondering YOU didn't take a pic of | | us? We just wonder.. we're wonderers? | | | | - I never take pictures of people who are drunk and swear. | | | | - You should have seen us at Assembly'96. We're not THAT | | drunk now. We're PRETTY sober. We just want pic of sTYLE! | | And our language is just realistic. No one speaks | | "kirjakieltä" in these days. We're very sorry if we | | offended You. We're not that kinda duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudes. | | | | Here's a comment in between of this all-so-mighty interesting | | interview. We just have to tell you that LAGERS/aBUSE is way | | too drunk to COMPREHEND anything. That is not too interesting | | but you know these party-intros... | | | | 12. These wonderful ladies must leave now. So sTYLE! must thank | | them for their effort. I hope you enjoy this interview. | | Now it's time for a GROUP-photo of sTYLE^aBUSE. You must | | promote the awesome Amiga-scene. Ok? | | | | - Amiga-scene is awesome. Kotipuh. x 3x8 xxx. (Lahti 03?) | | Tuija. x 3x3 xxx. (Lahti 03?) | | | | Ok, the ladies left. Let us be happy about this. This is | | pretty unique! - bOhEmE | | | | Lagers has an IMPORTANT comment on EVERYTHING: " Hello over | | there!. damn im drunk.. wheres the keyboard?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! | | .. joo imekää munaa saatana.!.. siis kelaa.. vittu täällon | | täällon vaikka ketä homoja .. vittu.. persettä saatan.. vittu | | perkeleen .. joo.. siis tossoli vaikka ketä .. joo.. perkele | | ...yks homo kans.. voi vittu.. damn.. pc-compo is UGLY... | | il' puke on it.. fOLAR "fitun elite" wants to join on abuse! | | so he is in abuse.aflhgjdalfhnb.. damn .. oikmaertfgijmkaetsh | | .. too much pC fags on here!.. .. i wanna kill 'em.. | | fuckem duckem.. ipetjkmgf,ieapojkrgfmvipojaektml,fgpovklam | | | | Ok, that was LAGERS. Interesting, huh? :) | | | | fOLAR has a little a problem with his GASES. His stomach is | | full of unnecessary substances. He just farts all the time.. | | I must say, it's an unique experience.. - bOhEmE :) | | | | dHM on tha keys for a while: . . . ... _@_o <- etana | | ::[ SCENARIO 1996 - missä lapset oksentavat sisuksistaan ]:: | | ::[ pizzanpalasia ja muovituolit luhistuvat. We suckxn't.]:: | | .---. | | |o.o| mustanaamio hallitsee tajuntaasi. tunnet äänien vaimentu- | | |,,,| van ympärilläsi. kohta kuulet vain hurinaa. mustanaaaami- | | |___| on voima on VALTAVA. | | | | dHM gave the keeeeeeeyboard to me. Terrifying. Ppl here drink | | Coca_Cola and pEPSI. Oh no. Why don't they drink BEER like I | | do ? .. hmnm.,hmhmhmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm | | fOLAR left to bother the kid with iRC-connection. Nice. | | | | I must ask dHM to write SOMETHING here.. eheh: getupgetupgetup | | anddouunnn'ts top tha giant blue hedgehog pierces the statue | | of nicolau ceausescu and hops into fierce lambada breakdance | | metamorphosis. the crowd joins in and soon everybody is in | | total lambada trance, puking and waving their pelvises like | | elvis on amphetamine. the whole party takes a devastating turn | | in to satanism as the hedgehog drops acid and starts murdering | | innocent bystanders and eating them as whole. monday morning | | 0600 reveals a horrifying sight: blue hedgehog now grey and | | totally dead on the marketplace, its belly blown up by eating | | WAY too much little children and old women. the police shows | | up and starts cleaning the shit. old man takes pictures and | | sells them 2 FIM each (0.5 USD) | | | | Ok, bOhEmE back on da keys. That was dHM's wisdom. Everyone has| | a notice of it. Did you get the MESSAGE in that story? If you | | didn't = eat some kellogs muroja to get it. Damn you. | | | | fOLAR is trying to IRC some more. He wants to get more reqs | | from #amielite. I wonder.. | | | | lAGERS is way too drunk. He's not in THIS world anymore. Wow. | | His asking for hYPNO with a terrific tendency. Oh no. | | | | "what's that tattoo of stalin doing in your arse ?" | | | | piisamin ihraa halvalla, 0.5 mk / kilo. piisami on koulutettu | | pöytätavoille ja opetettu laskemaan yhdestä kymmeneen ilman | | välitaukoja. | | | | kalaa muumeille - ja vähän hitaasti | | | | dHM had his gr8 commercials there. You must contact him for all| | those lovely products. He can deliver. Something. | | | | The stupid organizer only noticed my EMPTY can - not my glass | | filled with lovely beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer. | | They rule. This organizer was called: "Make" - uh oh. | | | | stupid large ILL ansi flow pours into your nostril ya MOUHO. | | ill large crazy poopster ye'all kooks push strange smelling | | enemas into the unknown. | | __ __ __ ® | | \/_ .--. \/_ .-.-. /\ ._. .-. |_. .-. (__) ._._. .-. | | \ | | 13. The wonderful ladies are back. That's a miracle. Let's ask | | some INTELLIGENT (?) question. They laugh a lot. Wow. Tuija | | wants to inform: "I don't laugh so much.." - that's settled | | then. Now to the question: Tell us something you want to | | 'cause we're too tired to come up with a question - you | | could even come up with yer own questions - that's a | | frightening thought - let's goooooooooooooooooo... | | | | - Riia wants to dance to the rhytm. Is that not nice? Why do | | they not have a disco here? So guys, I have a question for | | you. Why are you here? | | | | - First of all. It's not our fault there's no RAVE-happening | | here. I mean, most parties HAVE a rave-party. Uh oh. It's | | these stupid organizers. They should have organized a true | | scene-rave.. I guess they were just impotent. Ohoh. | | The reason we are here is: we just like to meet FRIENDS | | around the scene and DRINK some booze, which we do anyways. | | But the reality is: we WANT to meet in the REAL life too.. | | If we conversate in the VIRTUAL world.. we do wanna KNOW the| | ppl in real life. That's the reason. That's why me (bOhEmE),| | fOLAR and dEMOLEE are going to the party 6 in DENMARK :) | | It's abroad and we hope to see our contacts there.. so all | | you guys out there - take notice will ya? :) We REALLY want | | to see ya. Ohoh. I better stop this long reply and let these| | ladies continue.. I guess they have an answer ready, eh? | | | | 14. So, would you please tell me some great experience related | | to the use of computers? | | | | - Great? Ehm. A BEAUTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFUL demo with a great | | design always makes you feel gOOOOOOOOOOOOd. Hehe. Demo is | | a gallery of art. I mean there's gr8 MUSIC, GRAPHICS and | | DESIGN. That's our CLIMAX! Uh oh, are we sad? | | | | - Ladies answer: "Yes." | | | | - That's an answer to the point. We like that :) | | | | I (bOhEmE) must say that LAGERS is in the PERFECT party-mood | | he's way too drunk. He talks weird stuff.. :) | | | | dEMOLEE: " Me and my grandma live at the same place as Tuija's| | cottage.. yeippii, I must go and visit her sometime| | MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH... But ifthat Winona Ryder woman | | wants to visit my grandma she's welcom.. .hihihihi | | | | Ihminen ulkomailta | | | | - hänellä on modeemi -> ottaa yhteyden PURKKIIN/kANNUUN (bbs =| | ilmoitustaulu-järjestelmä) | | - hän pyytää meilä ASCII-logoa -> me tehdään se foR friendship| | | | - me kohdataan partyilla jossain -> fUN! | | | | - ja esim. 09-7735485 (33.6k) (eikä se tarkoita sitä, että | | dEMOLEE olisi yksinäinen..) | | | | DEMOLEEEEEEEEEEE! Did you get my PIC to the fuckin' GFX-compo | | It wasn't shown and the organizers say that there wasn't a pic| | like that. Uh oh. Maybe I'll put the same pic on the gfx-compo| | in Demolition. BUaah. I must rape dEMOLEE now. Where is he? | | | | I guess it wasn't his fault. It just got lost or the lazy | | organizers lost it. Buh bah. Those fuckers suck. We'll | | un-promote this party as much as we can.. hih. Dunno if my | | pic was any good though :) I think it was better than most of | | the entries.. \ | | | LAGERS just woke up after sleeping under a table for a while- | | He looks pretty dead.. | | | | I'm pretty bored now .. me bOhEme. Frustrated too. Organizers | | watch us all the time altough I've drank all my beers.. | | stupid ppl - they think we're gonna do something crazy. | | Actually that wouldn't be a suprise. Hoho. I guess I'll just | | blame it on the stupid little green men (hi HiFi :). Then | | again I could come up with several stupid thing to mention. | | Uh oh. fOLAR is talking to a GIRL just beside me. I wonder | | where he's getting to (doh, like really). I'm pretty suicidal | | once again, but that doesn't mean I would do anything | | irrational. Uh oh. I better stop soon 'cause a girl is | | watching this text and it might hURT her mentally. You never | | know. You ppl in the scene are so used to my useless and crazy| | babble about almost anything, aren't you? | | | | And this girls continues from now on: Hi.my name is Riia. I am| | twenty and I like daydreaming, drawing and people who respect | | people such as this person sitting next to me. In fact, I do | | not know if he does respect other people but I just think so. | | So, do you? | | | | I (bOhEmE) do respect ppl with their OWN opinions and views | | on ANYTHING. I also respect ppl who make an effort and create | | something. I mean ANYTHING. Anything worth watching, listening| | to or something else. Ya never know. Creativity is obscene. | | | | Basically you respect everybody, anybody, then. That is great.| | You always get back what you give, you know. | | | | fOLAR on da keeeeeeeeeeeeyz: this one goes to zoltrix .. | | what are you doin.??.. Try to leave us..?? .. Whatta fuck?? | | One thing for sure .. Amiga scene will die.. when you are | | out of this world of ours .. | | | | So fOLAR got his message thruuuuuuuuuuu. Let's celebrate? | | I think I could say a few words about this so-called-party. | | This is all sPEDE-pROPAGANDA-oriantated and stupid. But don't | | we always critizize these happenings. And my English isn't | | perfect - these ppl are laughing at it. Bah. We're gonna stop | | this for a while now.. nous sommes très fatiques. | | | | Back here. The largest INTRO in the history of ASCII-collys | | is shaping up to be good - or very boring. Depending on yer | | mental status. Remember! This is NO party-report, altough | | it might seem so. | | | | Should we get back to the oh-so-famous sTYLE-interview with | | these reporters.. they're very tired, but that doesn't bother | | us. Ok. So what shall we ask fOLAR? Question number: | | | | 15. So, what is your opinion about pC-scene after our | | 'objective' views on it? ;) | | | | - I don't know about PC, but Amiga seems to be pretty funny. | | What do you think about desperate reporters trying to figure | | out what this stuff is really about? Could you help? | | | | - So you're getting it pretty right then. Amiga is fun. PC | | isn't. This might offend some ppl - but they're just wrong. | | There's no0riia m