*  SCX ~ (SWEDISH DIVISION) PRESENTS... "BIG"... CODED BY PANTHER AND MERRIMAN!    MUSIC BY JESUS OF SCOOPEX AND TITAN OF NORTHSTAR.   CUTE GRAPHICS BY EDDIE (THE PORNO FREAK)!     SPECIAL THANX TO MUM AND DAD FOR MORAL SUPPORT AND A LOTS OF UNDERSTANDING!   PRESS RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON TO SWITCH LED AND THE JOYSTICK BUTTON FREEZE THE SCROLLER!!    YEP, YOU"RE NOW WATCHING THE SWEDISH DIVISION OF SCOOPEX FIRST DEMO, BCOZ WE"VE JUST JOINED...    THE MEMBERS OF SCOOPEX SWEDEN ARE - PANTHER (CODER, TOTAL INSANE WEIRDO) - JESUS (MUSIC, ORGANIZING) - MERRIMAN (CODER) - ZWULLO (CODER, BOUNCER, TORPEDO, HIT MAN. HE IS 1.65 CM......BETWEEN THE EYES!) - EDDIE (GRAPHICS, JANITOR, SNUFF INVESTER, PERSONAL SLAVE, TOFFEL HJELTE)   ALWAYS REMEMBER... SWEDEN THE BEAUTIFUL, SWEDEN THE WILD (HOE HOE HOE)    WARNING, IF YOU ARE A NICE LITTLE GUY WITH A WEAK HEART OR IF YOU ARE PREGNANT OR PERHAPS IF YOU ARE HAVING THE MENSTRUATION, YOU BETTER STOP READING HERE B-COZ THE AUTHORS TAKE NO RESPONSEBILITY FOR ANY DISASTEROUS RESULTS.     SINCE NOBODY WANTS TO INTERVIEW US WE"LL INTERVIEW OURSELVES!!     OK, WE"LL BEGIN WITH JESUS (INTERVIEWER IS PANTHER)....     QUESTION 1... HOW OLD ARE YOU?    -17 YEARS         WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON YOUR SPARE TIME?   -WHEN I"M NOT SLEEPING I"M ABOUT TO SLEEP!   ARE YOU AFRAID OF COWS?   -NO, ONLY MIRAGES COWS!! (THEY"RE HORRIBLE!)   HOW DO YOU MASTURBATE?  -TOUGH GUYS MASTURBATES WITH SCISSORS!   FAVOURITE TORTURE METHOD?  -CLEANING THE NOSE WITH BARBED WIRE!   WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?   -SHARK TM WILL KILL ME, BUT I LISTEN TO HEAVY METAL!!          NOW THE SAME QUESTIONS TO PANTHER!!                   QUESTION 1... HOW OLD ARE YOU?    -15 YEARS         WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON YOUR SPARE TIME?   -SLEEPS,EATS,SHITS,SCREAMS,CODES!  ARE YOU AFRAID OF COWS?   -YEP, SURE AM!    HOW DO YOU MASTURBATE?  -I PULL MUM FORWARDS AND BACKWARDS OVER MY DICK. MY MUM IS SEXY AS A FOOTBALL!!        FAVOURITE TORTURE METHOD?  -CUT OF THE NECK WITH A BUTTER KNIFE!!   WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?   -HOE HOE HOE SHARKIE, I LISTEN TO HEAVY METAL TOO!!!         AND NOW, DEAR READERS, AN INTERVIEW WITH MERRIMAN (THE BRAIN WASHED) OVER THE PHONE!!!        HERE WE GO.... JESUS (THE MESSIAH) AND PANTHER (THE MONSTEROUS) ARE INTERVIEWING (WE"LL TRY TO GET MERRIMAN TO SAY SOMETHING-IT ISN"T EASY U KNOW!)....       DO YOU SPEAK SWEDISH?    -010010111010 OOH, SORRY, I WAS CODING MY FLASHING IRQ!!   HOW OLD ARE YOU?   -15 YEARS (THATS... HMMM.... 00001111!)    WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON YOUR SPARE TIME?   -SPARE TIME??? UUH? SP.. KRT.. QQQ?! BOING!    HOW DO YOU PREFER TO MASTURBATE?   -I CONNECT MYSELF TO THE TRANFO, I LIKE IT HIGH VOLTAGE!!   NOW SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL - AN INTERVIEW WITH OUR ALWAYS HORNY GFX MAN.   1. WHEN DID YOUR MUM AND DAD SCREWED LAST TIME ??? (IN OTHER WORDS - HOW OLD ARE YOU?)  -15 WET YEARS.    WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN YOUR SPARE TIME?   -I WENK OFF, BEAT THE BISHOP, BEAT THE MEAT, ONE MAN GANG, SOLITAIRE, AND OF COURSE JUST SOME ORDINARY FUCKING.   UHH!! OH, I FORGOT, I DO DRAW PICTURES SOMETIMES TOO.   I SEE. NOW, HOW DO YOU PREFER TO MASTURBATE?   -DOESN"T MATTER. I JUST DO IT ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANYHOW.   HOW DO YOU TORTURE YOUR GIRLS?   - FIRST A RAPE THEM, THEN I FUCK THEM TO DEATH WITH MY 45 INCH. PENIS   AND THEN I FUCK THEM SOME MORE...    OK PERVERT! LAST QUESTION, WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?   TRASH- SPEED- BLACK- DEATH- FUCK- HEAVY-METAL.   BUT AC-DC IS MY FAVOURITES.  (OOH POOR SHARK TM.)       --END OF INTERVIEWS--      NOW PANTHER WILL SEND SUM MESSYS TA THEESE PEOPLE...   SAXO OF TST, THANX 4 NAKED GUN AND BEING NICE, I LOVE YOU!! (AND YOUR MUMS SOFT VOICE (KRIIIISTIIAN!!!)) YOU"RE COOL...   IQ OF MIRAGE, STOP MAKING COW - IT MAKES ME NERVOUS!! WHEN"LL YOU BREAK MY LETTERS (HOE HOE HOE!)   RATTLE OF TRASH, HOW"S LIFE IN DEUTSCHLAND??     ROGI OF L4, EEH...I"LL SEND THAT TAPE SOON, PROMISE!! I LIKE MAIDEN TOO (OINK KNORR FROM SHARK!)!!        NOW JESUS SENDS HIS MESSIAHS...    ANTIACTION OF DEFJAM, IF THERE WAS MORE NICE GUYS LIKE YOU THE WORLD WOULD BE GREAT!!   TYGER OF PHENOMENA, HOW"S LIFE UNDER THE BUSHES? SEND MORE REGULAR!!   HANSA OF TOP SWAP, HAVE A NICE TRIP AROUND THE TELLUS!    MARC AND ED OF NEW ORDER, YOU SAID YOU WOULD BOOZE US DOWN IN STOCKHOLM (GOOD LUCK). IT"S ME AGAINST ALL YOU, BUT I WILL WIN, BE SO FUCKING SURE!! KICK GIANT BOR FROM ME!   ROLEX OF FREEDOM FORCE, WHAT WATCH ARE YOU WEARING? I"LL SEND THE VIDEO TAPE AND SOME SYFILIS SOON!    JPN OF ALPHA FLIGHT, KEEP SENDING YOUR INSTRUMENT DISKS - AND BE SURE TO ALWAYS WRITE THEM LONG LETTERS!!   FIREFOX OF PHENOMENA, I"LL SEND YOU THIS ARTICLE ABOUT THE BELOVED KUK LUXLAN!!    HERE GOES A MESSY FROM MERRIMAN TO AVALON OF PHENOMENA ... DO YOU NEED A MAILBOX OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR? (JUST JOKING?) PLEASE SEND THE MEGADEMOS!     AND NOW SUM MESSAGES TO SOME SCOOPEXIANS...      RANGER, IT"S NICE SPEAKING WITH YOU (CALL PANTHER TOO!!)! WE"LL MEET YA AT THE PCW SHOW! HOW"S LIFE IN THE DRUG STORE? (HEHEHE) SHARK TM, HOPE YOU DON"T HATE US NOW!! WE"VE BEEN MESSING WITH YOU IN THIS SCROLL?!   SCARE AND ANNOY (SHARE AND ENJOY), HELLO RUSSEL!!  JESUS HAS STARTED PRACTISING HOW TO DECODE YOUR ACCENT! LOVELY MUSIC IN YER WEAPON DEMO!!    CYBORGS, IT"S MORE FUN SPEAKING WITH YOU WHEN I"M DRUNK! STAY COOOOL!   ZWULLO, (BONKEHENKEDONKE) HAVE YOU GOT BIRDS?? (OR WAS IT YOUR BEST FRIEND FROM THE BOOBY-HATCH) HOE HOE HOE...    MERRIMAN, 010101111 (HAHA) 11111111000101?? HIHIHIHI!!     EDDIE, YOU PORNO FREAK. YO, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED BRAIN FUCKING?!  (SUSSIE IS BRILL! HOE HOE HOE...)        AND NOW THE BORING PART...  THE GREETS!!   ONLY THE ROYAL ONES IN NO SPECIAL ORDER...  HERE THEY GO...   CCS-DEFJAM AND SPREADPOINT - QUARTEX - SUBWAY AND DREAM TEAM - BS1 - DDC - TJC - POWERSLAVES - CASCADE - THORAX - ALPHA FLIGHT - D.O.C - MAGNUM FORCE - IPEC ELITE - CHAOS - X-MEN - LEVEL 4 - DEATHSTAR - TSK CREW AND ACCUMULATORS - IT - ACCESSION - PHENOMENA - BEASTIE BOYS - THREAT - BORN TO WIN - MGF-JOY-CPU - RED SECTOR - BYTERAPERS - SPECIAL BROS - GOONIES 2041 - PHALANX - ALCATRAZ - THE WIZZARD - EPSILON DESIGNS - THE BAND - DESTINY AND ZIGAG - VISION FACTORY AND BENCOR BROS - QUICKSILVER - TRILOGY - BLACK MONKS - DIGITECH-IBB - MIRAGE INT - NEW ORDER - TRASH - DUECO ENT - FREEDOM FORCE - THE SUPPLY TEAM (!)......      THIS WAS ONLY OUR B-E-S-T REGARDS (IN NO ORDER, REMEMBER?)!            SEE YA ALL, AND KEEP READING THIS INSANE SCROLL...                                             KNULLA GETTER!