WELL, HERE WE ARE AGAIN  - SYNERGY - WITH ANOTHER COOL PRODUCTION ON 15/08/1990 AND AGAIN IT"S DARK KNIGHT WHO IS CURRENTLY TYPING THE BORING SCROLLTEXT NOBODY READS!.......... HOW ABOUT BEGINNING THIS SCROLL BY AN UNUSUAL WAY? THE CREDITS ...    CODING ONCE AGAIN BY "CBM 61"  -  GRAPHICS AND MUSIC ONE MORE TIME BY "DARK KNIGHT" AND MORAL SUPPORT BY ALL OTHER MEMBERS!            WELL, AS YOU MAY HAVE GUESSED, THIS DEMO WAS NOT MADE TO SHOW OUR CODING CAPABILITIES, BUT IT WAS MADE FOR THE COOL TUNE WHICH IS ABOUT 250KB LONG, THAT"S WHY THE CODE IS NOT VERY IMPRESSIVE, BUT I THINK (AND I"M NOT THE ONLY ONE!) THAT THE MUSIC IS THE BEST BAT-MUSIC EVER MADE ON AMIGA!!! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT! IF NOT, THEN YOU MUST BE DEAF OR A SYNTH SOUNDS FREAK (SHAME ON YOU!)! I REALLY DON"T UNDERSTAND HOW A MAN WHO IS NOT A LAMER COULD PREFER SYNTH SOUNDS TO SAMPLES! THE AMIGA HAS THE UNUSUAL CAPABILITY TO HANDLE SAMPLES VERY WELL, SO WHY GOING BACK TO THE OLD SIXTY FOUR"S SOUNDS? BY THE WAY, SYNTH MUSICS ARE NEARLY ALWAYS C64 CONVERSIONS, SO WHY BUYING AN AMIGA TO HEAR C64 MUSICS??? THE SYNTH MUSICS WHICH ARE NOT C64 CONVERSIONS DON"T SHOW ANY GOOD IDEAS, THEY ARE ALWAYS THE SAME : A LONG SINE SOUND, A SHIT BASS AND MOST OF THE TIME A HOUSE-STYLE DRUM SEQUENCE!   HOWEVER THERE ARE SOME GUYS WHO MAKE NICE SYNTH MUSICS (LIKE ZETRIX OF ARCANE, FOR EXAMPLE) ANYWAY I LIKE ONE (YES, ONLY ONE!) TUNE FROM SEB LENTFERT, WHICH IS CALLED "EXPRESSIONS", BUT IT"S ONLY A CONVERSION OF "LE PARC" FROM "TANGERINE DREAM"!      WELL, I THINK THAT THIS BORING SPEECH HAS INTERESTED NOBODY, BUT I WANTED TO SAY WHAT I THINK AND IT COULD BE SAID IN A FEW WORDS : THE ONLY GOOD SYNTH-MUSIC IS A DEAD SYNTH-MUSIC! ANYWAY, SYNTH-MUSICS ARE OK FOR INTROS, BUT NOT FOR DEMOS, AND PLEASE, I"M FED UP WITH THOSE MUSICS BY JOCHEN HIPPEL!               NOT TO GO OUT OF THE MUSIC AREA, I"D LIKE TO SEND A MESSAGE TO EVERY GUYS WHO MAKE THOSE GREAT SOUNDTRACKERS AND NOISETRACKERS, COULD YOU PLEASE ADD A REVERSE-SAMPLE OPTION, BECAUSE IT"S VERY USEFUL IF YOU WANT TO MAKE FANTASTIC EFFECTS!              WELL, LET"S TALK ABOUT THIS DEMO ITSELF! IT INCLUDES LOW-RES 16 COLORS GRAPHICS, ABOUT 1H25 OF TEXT (MAYBE THE NEW RECORD???), ABOUT 250 KB OF INSTRUMENTS SAMPLED WITH PERFECT SOUND 3.0 AND I THINK THAT THEY HAVE A NICE QUALITY! (FOR THE ONES WHO HEARD THE PREVIEW, YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT THE QUALITY OF THE SAMPLES IS A LITTLE LESS GOOD, BECAUSE I REDUCED THEIR QUALITY IN ORDER TO USE MORE SAMPLES!  BY THE WAY IT WOULD BE NICE IF NOISETRACKER COULD USE MORE THAN 30 SAMPLES!)  THIS CONVERSION IS MY FIRST ONE AND I THINK IT"S FAR BETTER THAN A LOT OF OTHER CONVERSIONS, SO I"LL PROBABLY DO SOME OTHER ONES!    WELL, ENOUGH EGO-TEXT! LET"S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE! HERE IS THE MEMBER-LIST :            CBM 61 : CODER   -   COSBOX : CODER   -   DARK KNIGHT : FOUNDER, LEADER, GRAPHIC DESIGNER, MUSICIAN, SWAPPER   -   FRANTIC : SWAPPER   -   MAVERICK : MUSICIAN, CODER BEGINNER   -   MAXX : CODER BEGINNER   -   METAL MANIAC : MUSICIAN, GRAPHIC DESIGNER   -   MOWSTIC : CODER   -   NUKE : GRAPHIC DESIGNER   -   PUNISHER : SWAPPER   -   READ/WRITE ERROR : SWAPPER   -   TWILIGHT : GRAPHIC DESIGNER   -   WOLF BRAIN : GRAPHIC DESIGNER             IF YOU HAVE FOLLOWED OUR ADVENTURES SINCE THE BEGINNING, THEN YOU HAVE CERTAINLY NOTICED THAT SOME NEW MEMBERS HAVE JOIN US, SO WELCOME TO FRANTIC - MAVERICK - MAXX - METAL MANIAC - NUKE AND READ/WRITE ERROR, WHO ARE ALL FROM NORWAY, AND TO COSBOX - MOWSTIC - TWILIGHT, FROM FRANCE!            WELL, I THINK YOU WANT TO SEE THE GREETINGS, SO HERE THEY GO! SYNERGY SEND DIGITAL WAVES TO THOSE FRIENDS :    ABNORMAL (ANDY) - ALTAR (WOODY) - AMAZE AND POSSESSED (PINHEAD) - ANGELS (WHITE TIGER, CONAN) - ARCANE (SCOT) - ARTCH (DITUS, WILT) - ASSIX (SHADOW) - BIONIC (BIG BYTE) - BRAINWAVE (QUASAR) - CASCADE (SKIMMER) - CHROME (ALIEN) - CONTRAST (ASHLEY) - CRUSADERS (DR.SHITFACE) - D.MOB (CREATOR) - DEVILS (WAMPUS) - DOXOS (OPTIMA) - DRAGONS (MEGABLAST, CORSAIR, MR.VIDEO) - DUNEX (DOYLE) - ECSTASY (BIG AL) - END OF CENTURY 1999 (MERCURE) - FLASH PRODUCTION (THE PRIDE) - HIGH VOLTAGE (ATREYU, ENZO, MR.NO) - HUMANOIDS (MR.SMITH) - IT (KAMIKAZE) - L.D.A. (PHANTOME) - MADNESS (ZIG ZAG) - MIDNIGHTSUN/CLONES (DIABOLOS) - MINDKILLERS (GURU) - NETWORK (SPIDER) - NO LIMITS (FLASHER) - OPUS MAGNUM (FLOWERCHILD) - PARADOX (CLASH) - PARANOIMIA DESIGNS (KRUEGER) - PHANTASM (TRASHER) - POWERDRIVE (RALPH) - PREDATORS (PIRANHA) - PREFECTS (CLAN 8) - ROYAL AMIGA FORCE (BATTLE) - SCOOPEX (THE MEGABRAIN) - SOFTWARE OF SWEDEN (DARKWOLF) - STRANGERS (CREATOR) - SYNTAX ERROR (SOACH) - TRYGON (CENTURION) - VISION (JETAZA) - YTRAX (EDUARDO) - ZERO DEFECTS (IRAX)                 SOME PERSONAL MESSAGES FROM DARK KNIGHT TO :        ECSTASY : SORRY FOR LAST TIME ON THE PHONE, BUT YOU WERE THE FIRST ENGLISH GUY WHO CALLED ME, SO I MAY HAVE SOUNDED A BIT LAME!           HIGH VOLTAGE : HI ATREYU, ENZO AND MR.NO! IT WAS VERY NICE MEETING YOU WITH L.D.A.! HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN SOON! BY THE WAY, I HEARD THAT A HUNGARIAN GROUP HAS THE SAME NAME AS YOURS!          L.D.A. : HI PHANTOME! THE MUSIC IS DEDICATED TO YOU!           DOXOS : THE MENU OF MY DEMO-COLLECTIONS ISN"T VERY GOOD, BUT IT"S ALWAYS BETTER THAN A CLI-SCREEN, OK? ANYWAY YOU LIKE MY PACKS AND THAT"S THE MOST IMPORTANT!           CLASH OF PARADOX : THANKS FOR YOUR LETTER!           ZIG ZAG OF MADNESS : HOW ARE YOU MATE? YOU"RE A VERY GOOD FRIEND!          GURU OF MINDKILLERS : THE SAME MESSAGE AS ZIG ZAG! BY THE WAY, ALL MY CONTACTS IN GERMANY ARE VERY GOOD FRIENDS!         SCOT OF ARCANE : YOU WERE THE FIRST TO ANSWER ME WHEN I SPREAD OUR FIRST DEMO AND YOU ARE ONE OF MY REALLY BEST FRIEND IN THE SCENE!         KAMIKAZE OF IT : WELL, HERE IS THE DEMO, I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!         QUASAR OF BRAINWAVE : HOW IS IT GOING IN EAST-FRANCE? YOU ARE A VERY COOL GUY!         CENTURION OF TRYGON : NICE LETTERS DUDE!         CREATOR OF STRANGERS : DEPECHE MODE FOREVER!!!         PIRANHA OF PREDATORS : YO MAN! WHAT"S THE WEATHER LIKE IN AUSTRALIA?         DUNK OF MIDNIGHTSUN : THANX FOR YOUR POSTCARD!         MAHONEY AND KAKTUS : CONGRATULATIONS FOR YOUR NOISETRACKER 2.0! JUST ADD A SAMPLE-REVERSE OPTION AND MORE THAN 30 SAMPLES AND IT WILL BE PERFECT!         MESSAGE TO ALL GOOD CODERS : I"D LIKE TO LEARN CODING, BECAUSE IT"S THE ONLY THING I CAN"T DO ON AMIGA, SO IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU COULD GIVE ME SOME LESSONS (IN ENGLISH OR FRENCH!) THANKS!                       WOLF BRAIN IS NOW TYPING, I"M NEAR DARK KNIGHT WHO HAS JUST BROKEN A DISK, BROKEN? I"D BETTER SAY SMASHED!!! BUT ANYWAY, MAYBE WAS IT SOME ART? IT"S ALWAYS THE SAME THING WHEN I"M GOING TO WRITE A SCROLL, I DON"T KNOW WHAT TO TALK ABOUT AND I FIND SOME IDEAS! BUT NOW I REALLY DON"T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, EXCEPT A WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS!!! ... IT"S DARK KNIGHT AGAIN, JUST TO SAY THAT I HAVE REALLY DESTROYED A DISK, COZ I HAVE LOTS OF THEM! NOOO! IN FACT, IT"S ONLY BECAUSE IT WAS A SWAPPING-DISK WHICH CAME BACK WITH LOTS OF GRAFFITIS AND READ/WRITE ERRORS (HI MAN!)    WELL, I TOOK THE KEYBOARD, BECAUSE WOLF BRAIN WAS OUT OF WORDS, BUT I"M OUT OF THEM TOO, SO I THINK I"LL GIVE HIM THE KEYS BACK (HE!HE!HE!)            UGUGIUYOKJHOYTRYURHILKP, HAVE YOU UNDERSTAND? FOR THE FOREIGN GUYS, IT WAS SOME WORDS IN OUR VERY EASY LANGUAGE! THE TRANSLATION IS: PKLIHRUYRUGF" HGDHI"OZGH GH/S" SO I"M NOT GOING TO WRITE SOME OTHER WORDS IN FRENCH, BECAUSE IT WILL BE TOO HARD TO UNDERSTAND (EVEN FOR THE FRENCH GUYS!!!) BUT I HEAR SOME STEPS AROUND, HOOO! BUT THIS IS USUL!!!     I DETEST ENGLISH THAT"S WHY I SPEAK FRENCH PERSONNEL MESSAGE : RECHERCHE LE BOUQUIN  "LES CERVEAUX VERTS" DE FRANK HERBERT, CONTACT DARK KNIGHT!  ... HUM! IT"S DARK KNIGHT AGAIN! IF YOU HAVE UNDERSTAND WHAT USUL (NOT A SYNERGY MEMBER) SAID, THEN YOU MUST BE AN ALIEN! IN FACT, HE SAID THAT HE HATES ENGLISH, THAT"S WHY HE SENT A PERSONAL MESSAGE IN FRENCH : HE IS LOOKING FOR A SCI-FI BOOK WHICH IS CALLED "THE GREEN BRAINS" . I DON"T KNOW IF IT"S THE ENGLISH NAME, BUT IT"S THE TRANSLATION OF THE FRENCH NAME! BY THE WAY, THIS BOOK WAS WRITTEN BY FRANK HERBERT!              WELL, WOLF BRAIN AND USUL HAVE JUST GONE, SO I"M NOW ALONE IN FRONT OF THE KEYBOARD, BUT WHO CARES, BECAUSE NOBODY IS READING ANYMORE! IN FACT I HOPE THAT YOU ARE STILL READING, COZ HERE ARE THE CONTACT ADDRESSES! CONTACT SYNERGY WHQ AT : DARK KNIGHT      8 TER RUE PIERRE NEVEU      61600 LA FERTE-MACE      FRANCE       OR OUR NORVEGIAN SWAPPERS AT :     READ/WRITE ERROR : RUBEN BEER-SVENDSEN      4524 VIGMOSTAD      NORWAY      OR      FRANTIC : JANI MATTINEN      HEPTEKJERRVEIEN 69      4700 VENNESLA      NORWAY         WE ARE NOT DISK-STEALERS SO DON"T BE AFRAID TO CONTACT US, BECAUSE WE ARE LOOKING FOR A LOT OF NEW COOL CONTACTS AND MEMBERS (ESPECIALLY CODERS!(NOOO! NOT FOR THE CONTACTS, BUT FOR THE MEMBERS!))              WELL, IT"S BEGINNING TO BE LATE (1.17 AM) AND THE COKE IS SPREADING ITS BUBBLES IN MY MIND, SO I"M RUNNING OUT OF WORDS AND I THINK I"LL STOP WRITING FOR THE MOMENT, BUT AS I"M A GREAT WIZARD, I WILL CAST A SPELL AND THIS TEXT WILL REACH OUR COOL NORVEGIAN MEMBERS!  ... ATA ATA ATARIIIIII ........... POOOOOF!!! AH SHIT! THE TEXT IS STILL HERE! I MUST HAVE DONE A MISTAKE IN THE FORMULA! LET"S TRY IT AGAIN!  ... AMIGAAAAAAA!!!! .......... BRRRRRR FZZZZZ AND PSSSSS (I THINK IT HAS WORKED! LET"S SEE WHO IS SLEEPING ON THE KEYBOARD!)                 HOWDY FREAKS!   HERE"S READ/WRITE ERROR , THE ULTIMATE SCROLLWRITER!  (THIS IS, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, MY FIRST REAL SCROLLER! (I MEAN, FOR A DEMO WHICH MY OWN GROUP HAS MADE)   MESSAGE TO DARK KNIGHT: THIS MUSIC IS EXTREMLY WEIRD! I LOVE IT ALREADY (I"M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE FINAL VERSION!!)       THE TIME IS NOW  3:41 AND I"M SO FUCKIN" TIRED THAT I CAN HARDLY SEE (OR THINK) WHAT I"M WRITING.. (YES DARK KNIGHT, I"M SLEEPING ON THE KEYBOARD!)     IF THERE IS ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS (I DON"T THINK SO) THEN FEEL FREE TO SEND SOME HOT DISKS TO ME SO WE COULD SWAP!  I ANSWER EVERY LETTER (WITH DISKS, OF CAUSE)  YOU MAY ALSO FEEL FREE TO SEND BEER, CIGARETTES, POSTERS, SCI-FI BOOKS, PORNOGRAPHICS, POSTCARDS, HATS, WEAPONS ETC.  ETC. THEN A WORD FROM MY COUSIN BJORN ESPEN :  FUCK YOU ALL, BLOODY ASSHOLES!! I AM THE BEST FUCKER IN THE WORLD, JUST TRY WITH ME GIRLS!! I"M A VIKING SO I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT...    SHIT, THIS IN ONLY BULLSHIT!  OK, THAT"S ALL FROM HIM, AS YOU PERHAPS NOTICED, HE"S A REAL PERVO-PSYCHO!! NOW SOME COMMERCIALS : HAVE YOU EVER READ "THE HITCHIKER"S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY" SERIES? IF NOT, READ THEM NOW!!  THEY ARE THE BEST BOOKS I"VE EVER READ!!  I CAN ALSO RECOMMEND THE BOOKS WRITTEN BY SVEN HAZEL! WELL, IF YOU ARE NOT BORED TO DEATH, THEN CONTINUE READING THIS CRAP, BECOZ THIS WILL LAST LONGER THAN YOU EVER THOUGHT OF. THE OTHER NORWEGIAN MEMBERS WILL NOT WRITE ANYTHING, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL TOO BUSY OR THEY ARE ON HOLIDAY. (I"M SORRY, BUT I CAN"T DO ANYTING ABOUT THAT...) BY THE WAY, NUKE TOLD ME TO SAY THIS : FUCK PRINCE, FUCK BATS AND FUCK BATMAN!!!!  AND HE ALSO TOLD ME TO SAY THAT NOBODY SHOULD TAKE IT PERSONAL.... (I"M SORRY, DARK KNIGHT, BUT HE FORCED ME TO WRITE IT. IN FACT, HE HATES PRINCE AND ALL HIS MUSIC!  WHY, YOU MIGHT ASK, WELL, THATS BECAUSE HE SAYS THAT PRINCE IS GAY!!) (D.K. : DON"T BE SORRY! IN FACT I DON"T LIKE PRINCE VERY MUCH. THE ONLY SONG I LIKE FROM HIM IS THE BAT-DANCE, BECAUSE THE SAMPLES ARE USED IN A VERY INTERESTING WAY, AND WHAT NOBODY KNOWS IS THAT SOME PARTS OF THIS MUSIC WERE COMPOSED ON AMIGA!!!!) ENOUGH SHIT ABOUT THE ART-HATER NUKE, NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!  DO YOU WANNA SEE A PICTURE OF MY CAT?    NO, I GUESSED NOT, INSTEAD TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THIS:           YEP! IT"S DARK KNIGHT AGAIN, TO BORE YOU TO DEATH WITH SOME MORE BULLSHITS! FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO THANK READ/WRITE ERROR FOR HIS CONTRIBUTION TO THIS LOOOOOOONG SCROLLY (WHICH IS NOT FINISHED, SO FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT, LIGHT OFF A COKE AND DRINK YOUR CIGARETTE!)      WELL, AT THE BEGINING OF THE TEXT, I TOLD YOU THAT I REDUCED THE QUALITY OF THE SAMPLES, AND THAT"S TRUE, BECAUSE IN THE FIRST VERSION OF THIS MUSIC, THERE WERE ABOUT 25 SAMPLES, AND THE MUSIC WAS ABOUT 270 KB LONG, NOW ALL 30 SAMPLES ARE USED AND IT TAKES ABOUT THE SAME MEMORY, AND EVEN IF THE SAMPLES WERE FAR BETTER BEFORE, THEY ARE STILL VERY GOOD (I THINK SO!) .... I DON"T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE RIGHT NOW, SO I"LL TRY TO CRUNCH THE DEMO, JUST TO SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES AND I"LL BE BACK JUST AFTER THAT!          HERE I AM AGAIN, AND I"M VERY BORED, BECAUSE IT TOOK 1.30 HOUR TO CRUNCH WITH THE TITANICS" CRUNCHER, AND IT DRIVES ME MAD WHEN I THINK THAT I"LL HAVE TO CRUNCH THE DEMO AGAIN WHEN THE MUSIC WILL BE  FINISHED (IF ONLY I HADN"T BEEN SO FUCKIN" LAZY, IT WOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN FINISHED!)       WELL, I DON"T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE, SO I WILL TALK ABOUT OUR PROJECTS! WE WILL PROBABLY SOON (LESS THAN 6 MONTHS!?!) RELEASE A DEMO OF A VERY UNUSUAL STYLE AND WE WILL RELEASE PROBABLY NOT SOON AT ALL A MUSIC-DISK WITH VERY UNUSUAL MUSICS AND GRAPHICS, BUT WE MAY RELEASE OTHER DEMOS BEFORE THOSE ONES, SO KEEP ON LOOKING FOR ALL OUR PRODUCTIONS, BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS HAVE GREAT GRAPHICS AND GREAT MUSICS (HEY METAL MANIAC! WE"LL PROBABLY USE YOUR GREAT TUNE CALLED "METMAN1" IN THE VERY UNUSUAL DEMO I TALKED ABOUT A FEW ASCIIS AGO, BUT FEEL FREE TO SEND ME SOME MORE MUSICS, BECAUSE I REALLY LOVE THEM! KEEP ON THE GREAT WORK!)     WELL, ENOUGH PROJECTS FOR NOW, BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS TOP-SECRET!     AND NOW A LITTLE QUESTION TO ENTERTAIN YOUR READING ACCURACY!  HERE IT IS : WHAT WAS I DOING ABOUT 4 HOURS AGO???  IF YOU FIND THE ANSWER YOU"LL WIN 1000 DOLLARS, BUT ONLY COMPLETE ANSWERS WILL BE ACCEPTED!    I LET YOU A FEW SECONDS TO THINK ABOUT IT! 10   9   8   7   6   5   4   3   2   1   STOP! GOTTA GIVE YOUR ANSWERS NOW!   HMMM! I"M VERY SORRY, BUT NONE OF YOU HAVE FOUND THE RIGHT ANSWER, SO HERE IT IS : 4 HOURS AGO, I WAS LISTENING TO THE CD OF DEPECHE MODE, CALLED "MUSIC FOR THE MASSES" WHILE I WAS PLAYING THE GAME "NEUROMANCER", BUT I KNOW IT WASN"T EASY TO FIND (HE!HE!HE!) ......     WELL, IN FACT I"M STILL LISTENING TO "MUSIC FOR THE MASSES" AND FOR THE MOMENT, IT"S THE SONG CALLED "NEVER LET ME DOWN AGAIN (AGGRO MIX)" WHICH IS ONLY ON THE CD VERSION OF THIS ALBUM, BUT YOU DON"T SEEM TO CARE A LOT ABOUT IT! I LOVE WRITING SCROLLTEXTS, BUT I MUST SAY THAT I DON"T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO WRITE, BUT AS I WANT TO BREAK THE SCROLL-RECORD, I WON"T STOP NOW! BY THE WAY, IS THERE SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE WHO KNOWS WHO HAS THE SCROLL-RECORD??? THE LONGEST SCROLLTEXTS I"VE SEEN WERE IN TRISTAR"S SECOND DEMO AND IN A CRYPTOBURNERS DEMO WHICH I DON"T REMEMBER THE NAME, BUT I THINK THAT IT WAS CALLED "AROUND THE WORLD" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT! ALSO, WAS KANN ICH SAGEN? ACH! I WEISS! NEIN, ICH WEISS NICHT! IT ISN"T EASIER TO FIND SOME IDEAS IN GERMAN THAN IN ENGLISH, SO MAYBE IN FRENCH? YEEESSS I KNOW! DO YOU WANT A FRENCH LESSON??? WELL, OK! SO HERE ARE A FEW SENTENCES AND THEIR TRANSLATION IN ENGLISH, IT WILL BE VERY USEFUL IF YOU WANT TO COME TO FRANCE! LET"S GO!   IF YOU MEET SOMEONE IN THE STREET, YOU CAN ASK HIM THIS : SAVEZ VOUS S"IL VOUS PLAIT OU HABITE DARK KNIGHT? : DO YOU KNOW WHERE DARK KNIGHT LIVES, PLEASE?    INTERESTING ISN"T IT???  IF THE GUY YOU HAVE MET IS A PUNK, THEN YOU CAN ASK HIM THE SAME THING, BUT LIKE THIS : HEY MEC! OU C"EST QU"Y CRECHE CE PUTAIN D"DARK KNIGHT, AU SOUS-SOL??? : HEY GUY! D"YA KNOW WHERE"S THE DUMP OF THIS BLOODY DARK KNIGHT, IN THE UNDERGROUND???      WELL, WITH THESE ADVICES, I THINK YOU"LL BE ABLE TO  FIND ME EASILY! NOW SOME OTHER USEFUL SENTENCES! IF YOU MEET A VERY NICE LOOKING GIRL (WITH BIG BOOBS, A NICE ARSE AND OTHER THINGS LIKE THAT) THEN YOU HAVE TWO POSSIBILITIES! IF YOU ARE NORMAL, THEN YOU CAN SAY THAT : SALUT! JE VOUS OFFRE UN VERRE? APRES ON POURRA PASSER A DES CHOSES PLUS INTERESSANTES TOUS LES DEUX! : HI! MAY I OFFER YOU A DRINK? AFTER THAT WE COULD DO MORE INTERESTING THINGS TOGETHER!      IF YOU ARE A GAY, THEN YOU CAN SAY THAT : VAS TE FAIRE ENCULER, SALOPE! : FUCK OFF, BITCH!    BUT IF THE GIRL IS SO NICE, YOU SHOULD BE STUPID TO SAY THAT! ANYWAY, IT"S YOUR PROBLEM, BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE A GIRL-FRIEND!     WELL, I STOP TO ASS ABOUT AND GO ON WITH MORE SERIOUS THINGS! LET"S TALK ABOUT SUNNY BEACHES WITH LOADS OF NICE GIRLS... HUH! I SAID SERIOUS!!!  WELL IT"S NOT EASY! I"M REALLY OUT OF WORDS AND IT"S ONLY THE 248TH LINE OF TEXT, SO I HAVE TO WRITE MORE AND MORE BULLSHITS!      I WANT YOU NOW   TOMORROW WON"T DO   THERE"S A YEARNING INSIDE   AND IT"S SHOWING THROUGH   REACH OUT YOUR HANDS   AND ACCEPT MY LOVE   WE"VE WAITED FOR TOO LONG   ENOUGH IS ENOUGH   I WANT YOU NOW... OOOOPS! SORRY, DEPECHE MODE HAS CAUSED INTERFERENCE ON THE SCROLLTEXT!   NOW SOME COMMERCIALS : IF YOU ARE A COOL CODER THEN CONTACT US, BECAUSE WE NEED MORE AND MORE CODERS! I"M WAITING FOR YOUR LETTERS!   HERE"S MY ADDRESS AGAIN :  DARK KNIGHT      8TER RUE PIERRE NEVEU      61600 LA FERTE-MACE      FRANCE        .... WELL, AS I"M REALLY OUT OF WORDS, I"LL GO AND FINISH THE MUSIC AND I"LL BE BACK JUST AFTER, OR MAYBE A LITTLE MORE AFTER!...              OK!!!! HERE I AM AGAIN! THIS TIME THE MUSIC IS COMPLETELY FINISHED, BUT I"M NOT REALLY SATISFIED OF THE END! I WAS FORCED TO MAKE THE END A LOT SHORTER THAN IN THE ORIGINAL, BECAUSE OF THE 30 SAMPLES LIMIT! SHIT!!!!!!! ANYWAY I HOPE YOU LIKE IT WITH OR WITHOUT THOSE SAMPLES! IF NOT, THEN FUCK A CHAINSAW AND EAT YOUR DICK!         WELL, I"M LISTENING TO THE RADIO AND WHAT DO I HEAR??? A HOUSE VERSION OF ART OF NOISE"S "MOMENTS IN LOVE" AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! DO THEY WANT TO KILL ME OR WHAT??? IT"S A SHAME TO MAKE A HOUSE VERSION OF SUCH A NICE MUSIC!!! I PREFER TURNING OFF THE RADIO AND LISTENING TO ONE OF MY COMPACT DISKS! OK, LET"S GO FOR "BLADE RUNNER - END THEME", BUT WHY DO I TELL YOU THAT??? I THINK YOU DON"T CARE ABOUT IT! OK, LET"S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE! I DON"T REALLY KNOW WHAT, BUT I"LL FIND! I COULD TELL YOU THAT IT IS APPROX 2.00 AM, BUT I WON"T BECAUSE IT HAS NO INTEREST AT ALL! TODAY IT"S THE 31/07/90, BUT I WON"T SPREAD THIS DEMO FOR THE MOMENT, BECAUSE TWILIGHT WILL COME IN A FEW DAYS, SO HE WILL HELP ME TO BREAK THE SCROLL RECORD, BECAUSE IT"S NOT EASY TO DO IT ALONE, EVEN IF I"M THE BEST BULLSHIT-WRITER IN FRANCE, COZ I KILLED THE OTHERS! AH!AH!AH! ONLY JOKING OF COURSE! IN FACT I WROTE THIS JUST TO WRITE SOMETHING, BECAUSE I"M REALLY LACKING OF IDEAS! I THINK I SHOULD GO TO BED AND SLEEP A LITTLE, BUT I DRUNK SO MUCH COKE THAT I"M NOT TIRED AT ALL! WELL, HOW ABOUT A TRUE STORY? OK, HERE IT IS! THIS AFTERNOON (OR SHOULD I SAY YESTERDAY AFTERNOON!) I (DARK KNIGHT) WENT TO TOWN WITH PUNISHER AND WOLF BRAIN, AND WE HAD A LOT OF FUN LOOKING TO ALL THOSE LAMERS, AND ESPECIALLY THIS CREATURE (WAS IT A WOMAN? I DON"T REALLY KNOW!) WITH HER HAT! I DON"T KNOW IF HER HEAD HAD THE FORM OF A BEAN, BUT HER HAT (WHICH WAS A CAP) WAS ABOUT TWENTY CENTIMETRES HIGH AH!AH!AH! AND WHAT A FACE! SHE LOOKED LIKE HELL!!! VERY FUNNY INDEED! I HOPE I WON"T SEE HER AGAIN OR I WILL DIE OF FUN!!!  IN FACT, BEFORE WE WENT TO TOWN (TO BUY SOME COKE, OF COURSE!) WE HAD A LOT OF FUN TOO, BECAUSE USUL (STILL NOT A SYNERGY MEMBER) WAS THERE, TRYING TO READ THIS TEXT AND TRANSLATING IT IN REAL-TIME, BUT AS HIS ENGLISH IS WHAT IT IS, THE TRANSLATION HAD NO SENSE AT ALL, POOR USUL, YOU"LL NEVER CHANGE!        DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A VERY IMPORTANT THING? YES? HERE IT IS : I"M IN LINE 296!!! WASN"T IT IMPORTANT?  HUM! I THINK THAT I"M WRITING TOO MUCH SHIT, SO I"LL STOP FOR THE MOMENT!         HELLO FOLKS THIS IS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS SCROLL THE PUNISHER.   I"M IN THE DARK KNIGHT"S LAIR WITH SOME GREAT SYNERGY MEMBERS LIKE TWILIGHT - WOLF BRAIN - AND OF COURSE DARK KNIGHT AND PERHAPS ME ? LET"S START WITH AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE: I KNOW IT MUST BE DIFFICULT TO OPEN YOUR EYES NOW BUT TRY TO DO IT! I JUST COME BACK FROM LONDON AND THAT"S WHY I"M SO FAR IN THIS SCROLLTEXT. ANYWAY IF SOMEONE, SOMETHING OR AN ALIEN READS THIS THEN WRITE TO (NO NAME), BP 33, 61600 LA FERTE MACE   ,TO WIN A WONDERFUL GIFT !!!!   I THINK YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT SORT OF PRESENT I WILL BRING YOU ???   OK! IN FACT IT"S CALLED CATHERINE DORME (REMEMBER THE TRUE (TROU ?) STORY OF OUR LATEST RELEASE) THE ONLY ONE WHICH IS A BISEXUAL, A CUNT FUN, A WHORE, A BLOODY SUCKER GIRL,  A LOVER OF COCKS FUCKING, AN ANIMALS SCREWER...... I LEARN IT REGRETS HER LETTER TO DARK KNIGHT (HEY DARK WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SPEAKING ABOUT THIS DIRTY THING ????) AND ALL YOU"VE JUST READ IS ONLY A TRANSLATION OF HER OWN WORDS (YES IT"S NOT A JOKE !!!) SO DON"T BLAME ME AND TRY TO WIN THIS UNBELIEVABLE FREE GIFT.        NOW WOLF BRAIN AND TWILIGHT ARE READING SOME CRAPS COMICS, AND DARK IS THE ONLY ONE WHO ISN"T SLEEPING. HEY TWILIGHT! WAKE UP AND TRY TO TYPE SOMETHING NOT LIKE MY BORING TEXT! HEY YO POOR LAZY GUY ALREADY TIRED OF WRITING ?? WELL LET"S START THEN... WHAT COULD I TELL YOU ? IN FACT I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. TO BEGIN MY PART OF THIS SCROLLY I HAVE TO SEND A VERY VERY VERY BIG FUCKING TO THE BEST LAMER IN THIS WORLD (WELL MAYBE NOT , BUT HE IS NEARLY THE FIRST IN MY PERSONAL CHART !!) ERWAN LE CHEVALIER... WHAT A SHITTY NAME ISN"T IT ? TO CONTINUE IN THIS STYLE OF WORDS I WOULD LIKE TO SEND A BIG KISS TO THE WELL KNOWN AMIGA GIRL CALLED CATHERINE DORME (POOR GIRL SHE IS...). I"M ACTUALLY SITTING AT DARK KNOIGHT"S PLACE... OH NOOOOO !!! EXCUSE ME DON"T KICK ME PLEASE I"M GOING TO TELL IT AGAIN... GET READY... DARK NITE !!! OOHHH SHIT ! IT DOESN"T MATTER ANYWAY "COZ OUR FRIEND IS A TRAITOR YES, D"YA KNOW THAT HE"S TOTALLY CRAZY OF OUR MASCOT SINCE HE HAS RECEIVED HER FIRST LETTER. HE"S IN LOVE WITH CATHY !!! OEOEOEOEOE !!! OOOOHHHHH YES YOU ARE ! ISN"T IT ? (DK: HEY YOU! STOP TELLING SHIT OR YOU"LL HAVE A NICE TRIP THROUGH THE WINDOW! OK???) WELL, I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT THIS VECTOR ROUTINE IS TOTALLY REALTIME CALCULATED. WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME ? YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS JOKE ? OKAY OKAY I WON"T DO IT AGAIN! THAT"S PROMISED! I"M NOT REALLY INSPIRED AT THE MOMENT "COZ THE WEATHER IS REALLY TOO HOT, MAYBE LATER... SO HANG ON AND LISTEN TO THAT COOL MUZAK AND WATCH OUT FOR OUR NEW PRODUCTS IN THE FUTURE... GO ON KRAD NIHGT... HI! HERE IS DARK KNIGHT AGAIN JUST TO SAY THAT WOLF BRAIN WANTS TO WRITE SOMETHING (YEEEESSSS!!!!) SO HERE HE IS! AAARRRGGGHHH       YYYEEEEEEAH .... THAT WAS REALLY INTERESTING ISN"T IT? NOT AT ALL ? PERHAPS, BUT AS ALWAYS I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY, EXCEPT THAT I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ... EMROD ENIREHTAC SI A LAER HCTIB ...  BUT WHAT WAS IT? WAS IT WRITTEN IN NORVEGIAN? NO IT WAS IN  SUBLIMINAL, AND IT"S UP TO YOU TO IMAGINE HOW THIS LANGUAGE WORKS ... NOW LET"S INVOKE SOME DEMONS IN THE TERRIBLE NIGHT LET"S CALL SOME TERRIBLE INCANTATIONS : ERMOD ENTREHTAC !!!  HAVE YOU TRIED? IF NOT, THEN TRY ... THIS HAS AN HORRIBLE EFFECT! THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU HAVE EVER THOUGHT OF IS NOW IN YOUR COMPUTER !!! A NEW VIRUS, A NEW HORROR CALLED : C A T H E R I N E    D O R M E    , BLOODY ASS, WHAT IS THAT? AGAIN HER? SHE HAUNT OUR SCROLLY, IT"S HORRIBLE, RETURN TO YOUR DOG HOUSE ... PROMISED, NOW I WILL LEAVE THIS UNINTERESTING SUBJET (ABJECT?!?!?) ... NOW I WILL DESCRIBE THE ATMOSPHERE : A MUSIC, IT"S HOT, TOO HOT, TOO TOOOOOOOO HOT !!!! AAARRRGGHHH BUT WHAT? I CAN HEAR A VOICE IN THE DARK ROOM WHERE WE ARE SITTING NOW, IT"S DARK KNIGHT, HE WANTS TO WRITE SOME CRAPS GO!          BAHHH! I DON"T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING AND THE ROOM IS NOT DARK BUT SUNNY BECAUSE IT"S 18.06 SO THE NIGHT HASN"T COME YET! WE ARE NOW LISTENING TO "THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST" FROM IRON MAIDEN (NOT LIKE CATHERINE DORME!) BUT EXCEPT TWILIGHT, NOBODY SEEMS TO LIKE IT VERY MUCH HERE!  PUNISHER HAS JUST LOOKED UNDER MY BED JUST TO SEE IF CATHY WAS HERE, BUT HE WAS VERY DISAPOINTED NOT TO FIND HER, BECAUSE HE WANTED TO FUCK A BIT! SORRY GUY!     WELL, NOW IT"S 0.45 AM AND EVERYONE"S GONE, SO I (DARK KNIGHT) AM THE ONLY ONE IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER, AND THE WEATHER IS SO HOT THAT I"M NOT IN GREAT CONDITION TO WRITE ANYTHING ELSE THAN CRAP! ANYWAY, AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED (IF BY ANY STRANGE REASON YOU ARE STILL READING) THIS TEXT WAS WRITTEN QUITE A LONG TIME AGO, THE REASON IS THAT I"M NOT SATISFIED BY THE END OF THE MUSIC, SO I"LL HAVE TO REMIX IT, BUT I"VE NO TIME TO DO IT FOR THE MOMENT, BECAUSE JEAN-MICHEL JARRE (THE MEGA-MIGHTY MUSICIAN) IS ORGANIZING A COMPETITION AND THE FIRST PRICE IS AN ALL DAY WITH HIM AND HIS GREAT INSTRUMENTS (I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO TRY A FAIRLIGHT!)! EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO COMPETE MUST SEND HIM A SELF-MADE VERSION OF ONE OF HIS MUSIC, WHICH IS NOT THE EASIEST THING TO DO, AND AS IT"S NOT AN AMIGA COMPETITION, IT WILL BE EVEN HARDER, BECAUSE IT"S NOT EASY TO COMPETE AGAINST SYNTHESIZERS WHICH HAVE 16 OR 32 CHANNELS, SO I"LL HAVE TO WORK VERY HARD UNTIL THE DEADLINE OF THE COMPO TO MAKE A GREAT CONVERSION ON ONLY 4 CHANNELS! THAT"S WHY I"LL PROBABLY HAVE NO TIME TO FINISH THE BAT-DANCE FOR THE MOMENT, BUT DON"T BE AFRAID, BECAUSE IF YOU ARE READING THIS SCROLLY, IT"S BECAUSE THE MUSIC IS FINISHED SO YOU WON"T HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT! WELL, I HAVE NO MORE COKE TO KEEP ME AWAKE, SO I"LL STOP WRITING, BUT DON"T BE AFRAID, THE TEXT IS NOT FINISHED YET, SO KEEP ON READING! WELL, IN FACT, I WAS FED UP WITH CONVERTING A JARRE TUNE (FOR THE MOMENT) SO I FINISHED THE BAT-DANCE. IT"S STILL NOT PERFECT, BUT IT"S REALLY DIFFICULT TO DO BETTER WITH ONLY 30 SAMPLES, SO I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT ANYWAY! OK! AS I"M VERY BORED BY THIS SCROLLTEXT AND AS YOU ARE PROBABLY BORED TOO, I WILL END IT NOW, SO BYE AND DON"T FORGET :      - COOLNESS IS FOREVER -                   RELEASE DATE OF THIS DEMO : 15/08/1990                 TEXT RESTARTS IN A FEW SECONDS, BUT I DON"T THINK YOU"LL READ IT AGAIN! IN FACT I DON"T THINK THAT SOMEONE IS STILL READING!.....................................................................